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Prompt in Memes 5
Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#De aged dan#de aged ellie#dad danny#mom danny#Fuck it make this a Hazmat Au too with a hint of eldritch Phantom form#Hence why no one realizes Danny Fenton & Phantom Dark are different people#No Danny is not ghost king he's just a little shit#Jazz is in Metropolis & Danny is around depending on where the “field trips” are#Sometimes he's in Gotham because Scarecrow or Ivy offers a lecture#Most of the time they're in Central though because it's safest for the baby villains in the making lol#Danny is taking classes for both medical stuff (thx Frostbite) and engineering#A couple of time travelling villains ADORE him and his kids lol#“So u a monsterfucker?” “What” “I mean I saw that ghost hero & I'm just sayin that's not human y'know-”#Tucker stop laughing at him#Tucker and Sam and Val are also in the same villain school but taking different classes#Save for Tucker also being in an engineering class#Sam is fighting for that Ivy internship#Val is in the specialized Anti-Hero course that focuses on teen heroes who are done with that bs#She got in by telling them (not lying) that she's going to take down a branch of government even if she has to blow the whole thing up#Evil College Au#Danny made a mistake & now everyone thinks that he Val Sam AND Tuck were in a relationship with Phantom at some point#Eveery other student now refers to them as the Petty Exes#memes#meme
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Miguel x Peter x Reader x Jess? 😍
Thanks for the ask, anon! 🫶 So uh.. prepare yourselves 😭?
Internship Things | Miguel x Peter B x Reader x Jess
You are Jess's mentee, Miguel's sugar baby, and Peter B's mistress all the while trying to complete your internship hours 😮💨
Warnings: transactional relationships, sharing is caring, cunnilingus, consensual non-con, degradation, age gap, cheating, honestly it's just dirty
Your university was one of the most prestigious in Nueva York and had ties with both the local government and the local superhuman establishments.
Being one of the top students in your course, political science, you were tasked to survey and work in an institution of your choice; for whatever reason, you chose to intern at Spider Society.
How did you know Miguel O'Hara? He told you they don't accept interns. "There's no room for a regular girl like you." When you insisted, arguing that all institutions can benefit from having their systems looked into, he offered to sign your documents and pay for your tuition if you just shut that pretty mouth of yours and become a decoration in his office.
Maybe he was joking, so you spat back. He didn't like that.
How did you know Jessica Drew? That same day in that same office, she caught Miguel inside you, your panties balled up and stuffed in your mouth. His cum on your stomach, but he was still pumping it deep in you; your hands were wrapped around his neck and your eyes rolled back—couldn't escape him but also couldn't resist him. Jessica watched, turned on by her secrecy behind the door before she eventually came in and yanked you off from him. "Stop breeding girls like cattle, Miguel. Don't worry, sweetheart, I'll treat you better."
She was such a caring yet stern mentor that you could forgive her if she sometimes had the need to lick your clit over and over again until you squirt on her mouth. After a long day of her missions and your paperwork, she would knock at your work space.
How did you know Peter B Parker? You caught him making out with Miguel on your way to inspect the weapons archive, so now you had to be in on their secret. And having only one secret to keep isn't enough, you had to be their little play thing now.
Miguel tempted Peter B to take you. For some reason Peter B can cheat on his wife with a man, but gets faint at the idea of fucking another pussy. Peter B gently assured you could trust him and so, when he finally touched you—a soft hand on your hip—you leaned into his touch and became pliable to his kisses. From your neck, to your collarbones, until your clothes have come off and his lips were on your breasts then your wet cunt.
"I'm sorry, baby, what's your name again?" Of course he only asked that once his cock was already inside you.
You were only three weeks into your internship, but the amount of times your pussy has been used between the three of them could not be counted on your ten fingers.
Sometimes, Peter B would make small talk with you and tell you all about his wonderful daughter that you'd been wanting to meet. But then the next minute, he would sit you down a couch and start fingering you, one of your tits being suckled by him. He asked you once, "Am I the oldest man you've ever had? I swear I won't be shocked."
On some days, Miguel would call you into his lab with a pathetic excuse like 'needing outsider perspective.' It's code for needing you on your knees, sucking him good but never once pleasing you back. As he buries his cock in your throat, Miguel would pinch your nose, further tormenting you. He likes to use you and he's making that clear. "You're my personal slut, I own you. I pay you."
Honestly, you have Jess to thank for taking care of you at the end of any day. She invited you to her universe once and rented a hotel room—"call it a work-related field trip." She would run a bath for both of you, ask about your day, before your two bodies would intertwine. She'd have you lean on the wall, leg up, as she lapped your juices. She'd have you on the bed, exploring positions until you're eventually spent and gasping for air. "Thank god you chose this place to work in. Can't live without mommy's princess."
When your school asks you what you had been doing in Spider Society, maybe just lie?
#if only my internship was like this smh#across the spiderverse#spiderman atsv#miguel o'hara#peter b parker#jessica drew#im right when i say the spider society needs good governance checks tho JDNSJND#miguel o'hara smut#jessica drew x reader#atsv#smut
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good day today! good day! just long
#i will get used to it#highlights:#i had two work meetings for my on campus jobs and i am getting a lot of hours right off the bat because my boss loves meeeeee#but she asked the absolute max hours i could work and i gave her a number that is more than double what i worked last year. and uhhhhh yeah#i got that so. yipeee#i just was offered a studio space??!! which is not. something that juniors typically get im just from a tiny major and got. very luckyyyy#class was really great?? it was a lot of paint making demos and i. probably came off as a know it all but its okay because i got to engage#with my special interest which rocks#i saw my boyfriend and had class with him which is always a highlight#saw my friends a lot too.. so! pretty good#uh anything else. my therapy appt went fine. thats all#oh! and i mentioned i was just. elected a position in student government so i go to my first meeting for that tommorow. (repesentative for#the junior class which im. happy ppl consider me a good fit for.)#im a littttttle nervous about balancing my usual class workload with a lot more work than im used to and also an internship and also a#student gov position but i think it will be okay..!!
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Guy from my student newspaper just emailed me to ask what hot-button legislative issues young people are concerned with so he can ask a local politician about it??? At a political internship interview???? In this deep red county????????? I am the WRONG guy to ask buddy
#why did he ask me in the first place#I have spoken to this guy once ever#I guess just because I have local news experience so like. I know what stuff people are worried about?#but I DON'T bc the only investigative journalism I've done is about my college and DEI etc.#which is state level not local#the paper I interned at specifically didn't want to 'be too political'#(everyone but me who worked there was super far right or 'centrist' at best)#which is one of the main reasons I left... but I digress lmao#I just. have no idea how to respond to this#ig I'll just be like 'oh sorry! I don't have much experience with political issues'#I'd also be less annoyed if he were actually writing an article. but no#I think he's literally just going to an internship interview and wants to sound impressive? and he wants to work in local government so....#ellyposting
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I NEVER POSTED MY UPDATED MONA!
Look at her, thriving, unbothered, spirit medium cashing mad checks from the government organisation that sometimes wants her to investigate high profile ghost problems, using said mad checks to run her own roller disco since the old one shut down before she was old enough to experience it, out here being a major cutie
#Hatchetfield oc#mona boyden#I'll update her on my masterpost in a bit but not right now I'm TIIIIRED#also yes the 'government organisation' is PEIP#She's been cashing checks ever since they moved her to washington dc for college after she solved her dad's murder with her powers#she's been back home in Hatchetfield for a long time though#they just discovered her around college age and were like 'heyyyy wanna develop your skills AND make some money AND maybe meet the president#and she was like “well SURE?'#So she got a scholarship to GWU through them and then an internship at PEIP HQ#anyway she's mad dating holloway in the timelines where holloway is alive
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Actually kind of baked rn life is good but I have 8 hours of homework to finish by 9:30am so time to be productive
#madi posting#i am happiest when i am stoned af and working on homework btw#i could never try for a government internship b/c of it but i don't care
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Internship(I get paid hah)
This Crow is probably going to become a Local Government official don't mind me
#to my American friends#i would fix your Potholes#ITS REALLY NOT THAT HARD#even though thats not my speciality#we need do a Hot Patch repair#though you might want to Walk or Cycle for awhile because the repair might take awhile#but this crow's american equivalent is a National Park Service or Department of Parks and Recreation#singapore#nparks#local government#internship
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i was talking to my friends abt this earlier today and while i'm still p mad abt how things worked out w the government job program it's also kind of funny if you think abt it. i sent in a resume and never heard from them again. not to confirm that they got my resume, not to offer me any interview or job whatsoever, not to tell me they're sorry but they couldn't find anything for me, just total radio silence, and because it's been a month i just kind of have to assume i didn't get selected for anything. i got ghosted by the fuckin government
#might as well have lit it on fire for all it was worth#i am still mad abt it. how are you as The Government going to decide you cant find one job im worth having around for#and not even give enough of a fuck to tell me that. not even to copy me on an automated mass reply to reject my application#and then they whine abt how they cant keep young people from leaving the province. i fucking wonder why#but you gotta laugh sometimes man#levi.txt#i am honestly very sad that the publishing company internship didnt work out. i was so hoping for that#i really thought i was a perfect candidate and it would have been a way for me to actually use my degree#but its fine i have to be over it#they also couldnt be assed to write me a rejection email :) almost nobody has#im fuckin sick of job hunting man. i genuinely want to work so bad. just give me something#i dont even need above min wage or a career™️ w lots of opportunities for advancement#i would LOVE to work at the bookstore but theyre never hiring#when i say theres nothing there is Nothing. im on 5 different websites that i check daily and there is fucking nothing
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My room is my happy place and this is my favorite corner.
#happy place#safe space#college#studyblr#study break#study#psychology#neuroscience#books#fellowship#internship#university#librarian#government librarian#research librarian
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wow very cool. as a european i am learning a lot about the us navy and defense and everything from your blog haha! idk if you've answered this before but what made you wanna work in defense?
Russia invading ukraine on my birthday lol. though i was always interested in military history/military fiction even as a kid. that was just the watershed moment for me personally
i don’t want to work IN defense though. I want to write ABOUT defense. still not sure what that looks like exactly for me. move to DC definitely. maybe get a position at one of the twenty trillion trade publications there are around here. Or comms job, govt job, journalism job… not sure. hopefully i will figure it out ! would love to write fiction for a living but im realistic enough to know that’s an oxymoron
(Also, side note, i am very flattered, & i know i say this somewhat often but i feel the need to repeat it every once in a while… please don’t take anything i say on this blog / ESPECIALLY in my writing as fact. i misrepresent stuff and get stuff wrong all the time, sometimes on purpose for story reasons. I try my best but i simply lack experience & worldview and have spent functionally zero time being an Adult or having to deal with Adult topics [still do not know what a 401k is!]. for instance if you even mention the words “security clearance” or “congressional confirmation hearing” in the general vicinity of my fics, the plot, nay, the entire CONCEPT, goes up in flames, as i discuss in this post. i really appreciate this comment don’t get me wrong But there are definitely better/more accurate places to learn about these topics than a 20y.o. A&D intern who is only just beginning their career & is still confused about many of the basics of real life. I have a lot of growing up still left to do & you really don’t have to listen to me)
#saying this only bc I myself am trying to learn from those better sources#the whole concept of ‘Guy who is closeted even from himself’ doesn’t work when a core part of his job is specifically being asked#‘if an enemy government discovered your secret gay lover & threatened to expose it would you betray the US to keep it secret’#no idea what ice as i have written him would respond tbh#and just that alone is enough to deny his clearance LOL he’s cooked#anyway—ugh don’t get me started on how conflicted i am about my career#as of posting this i have finished my first aerospace & defense internship/job#would do it again#freaking out about what that means for my own personal politics#w/e i have 2 years left of college. not gonna worry about this now.#I have a lot of growing up still left to do.#thanks for the ask anon i think i know who you are. <3 love you.#i could talk about my experience with the nyc ukrainian community for a week straight tbh#getting involved with them was genuinely life-altering stuff#compacflt has finally figured out how to internally link to previous posts on mobile: hallelujah
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bro i did an interview for this internship and it went pretty well....my interviewer then said i would have to do FIVE MORE ROUND OF INTERVIEWSSSSS
#hi im back from the tomb#BUT WHAT????#6 ROUNDS FOR A GODDAMN INTERNSHIP#man i know tech is competitive rn but theyre this mid size company theyre not google...humble urself#and the funny part is i recieved an internship offer that i got in just 1 interview THAT PAYS THE SAME!!! AT A MUCH LARGER COMPANY!!!#tech bros have to humble themselves man bc 6 interviews is crazy#imo 3 interviews for an intern is excessive (but normal)...this is double that#if i wanted to do 6 interviews id go apply to work in the goddamn government
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the urge to buy a plane ticket to maine in the middle of the night and get a job at a grocery store and join a shitty band and never speak to anyone i know in this life ever again
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while reading about the relation between eating disorders and food insecurity, i realized that my own eating disorder started in college when i only had forty rupees a day to spend. going to college cost me eleven rupees, and it was the same on the way back, so that was twenty two rupees gone, and we had classes from ten a.m. to five p.m. with a lunch break in between. and the cheapest thing in the canteen was an egg chop with half an egg in it which cost twenty rupees. so you know, i usually just smoked a few cigarettes for lunch, and squirreled away the rest for a plate of pan fried momos at a minuscule restaurant down the street at the end of the week. they were REALLY good momos.
#in hindsight i never really had money till i got a job in third year#i used to finish classes and go work from five to about ten at night#as an internship but i got some money for it and my colleagues bought me pot and food regardless#then i worked there out of college for about a year and quit#because i figured i'd saved enough for my masters' degree#which ended up costing about three thousand rupees for the two years#because i got into a government institution#and even then i didn't eat during college hours like a dumbass#of course this wasn't food insecurity exactly like the articles mentioned#ghar pe khana tha always#phenakistoskope.txt
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Idek how to eloquently phrase this but I am genuinely just so tired of seeing seemingly everyone around me benefiting from insane nepotism and generational wealth while feeling completely locked out from the wealth and opportunities available to my peers.
#like it makes me feel so insane and demotivated like#I have this insanely ‘elite’ politics degree but got rejected from every job and internship I applied to in the field this year#while people I know with freaking English and music degrees are getting insane government jobs bc they know the right people#not that those aren’t worthwhile and skilled degrees witu transferable skills but what was the fucking point#‘elite’ unis sell this lie to working and middle class students that their unis are class ladders#they’re not. what was the fucking point#and I’m genuinely middle class and my dad is a uni professor like. this isn’t a top 1% thing#this is a top 0.1% thing and it always will be
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my parents are so fucking frustrating sometimes
#i got an paid internship/job offer IN THE FIELD IM STUDYING#all because i made a good impression and worked really hard at my last internship and the girls i worked with recommended me to this firm#and all my parents care about is my commute if i were to start working there#because its either 45 minutes by train + 25 minutes by car OR 1 hr 15 minutes by train + 20 minutes by FOOT#and i just dont feel like doing the 2nd option in the middle of winter but apparently i should suck it up bc 'fuel prices'#did i mention id only be doing 1 day a week?#so yeah fuel prices REALLY matter#and on top of that they only see the negatives and expect this entire thing to fail. for whatever reason#the firm designs stuff for the local government. there is no fucking way itd be sketchy. and it isnt#the fact they still want to hire me even for 1 day a week is amazing in and of itself like what job fucking does that#but they just dont. fucking think about it like that at all#no good job for my grades no congrats for this. nothing#it just feels like im their only child and im still the least favorite#why is it so hard to just say good job and at least act like youre proud
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--- I added a sneaky Ko-fi link to my blog :’ )
#it makes me feel terrible bc im just doodling stuff b ut#the government decided i cannot have any more money (student loans)#and since im on internship rn in a foreign country and am not allowed to work on this visa :' )#i have only my savings & no income#so ...#if you like my work and wanna... i dunno#buy me a cup of coffee (quite literally bc i inject that stuff in my veins if i could)#you now know where to find it :' )#anyway enough rambling from meee#;; Blue talks
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