#good protein

[your-cyberqueen]

cyberqueen sex tip #8. looking to ssspice up your bedroom activities? make him into a hot snakeboy by tying his legs together and feeding him whole eggs (make sure to boil and deshell first!) bring a touch of tenderness to the sexy scenario by making up an elaborate tragic reason he only has one you-know-what!! and don't forget to share plenty of body heat 😘

[angelxxreaper]

Why not eat some fish or something?

ooh... i could eat fish

[frownyalfred]

there is something absolutely hilarious about a Bruce who is somewhat new to Batman but entirely new to parenting being told he needs to "lead by example" by Alfred when it comes to Dick, and that somehow includes modeling eating vegetables at every dinner. except Bruce has been drinking fuck-ass protein-maxed smoothies for every meal for the last 1-2 years so he has to (awkwardly) eat his first piece of truly solid food in several months at the fancy dinner table, with Alfred serving everything, and with Dick sitting off to the side with wide eyes.

Bruce, delicately chewing on a single piece of broccoli he's speared to his fork: "Mhhhhm. See? Tasty, chum! Have some."

Dick: "You’re being weird."

Bruce, still chewing and trying desperately not to make a face: "What? Of course not. Alfred—"

Alfred, who knows Bruce will be paying for this later in the bathroom: "Perfectly normal, sir."

[fakesorbet]

The Bad Kids + Summer drinks

[deheerkonijn]

Some egg 💛

[pangur-and-grim]

Are you still on the list to get a new kitten? Was it a Cornish Rex or a Devon Rex?

Devon Rex! and yeah, it didn’t work out this time around because I was low down on the wait list and the people ahead of me snapped up multiple kittens each, but if all goes well the next litter should be born in August. this breeder is fantastic in terms of health testing her animals, so it’s worth waiting to get a cat from her!

[solargeist]

You’ve single-handedly caused me to return to the exiled Tommy arc full throttle,, he eats the body and runs, comes back to bury it and it’s gone,,, Dream shows up later with that characteristic “Hey Tommy :) whatcha lookin’ for?” bcus they both know Tommy is coming back to hide what he’s done and now this act of desperation is just another thing for Dream to hold over him,, like “you’re a monster Tommy, but I’m still your friend. Do you think anyone else will love you if they know you killed and ate me? I forgive you. Everyone else will hate you, they’ll be terrified of you, you’re disgusting, but I’m still here”,,, GOSH I NEED TO WRITE SOMETHING NOW

Do y'think he'd still be half eaten ? Revival not taking into the account the flesh that's been ripped from him ? Lol

i think tommey grabbed from the throat and pulled, so it ripped up his face

[mod2amaryllis]

I've been cooking and food prepping so so so much making freezer meals and saving money and I've had it i want Panda Express soooooooo bad but there's food in the fridge i could cook easily there's food in the fridge but i want it and i want it so bad if i don't get bad orange chicken I'll die I'll really really die but i can't i shouldn't but i must

[izvmimi]

your f/o is deep in your guts trying desperately not to nut, but you're so warm and wet and squishing against them just so and you sound so cute and perfect... anyway, what are they thinking of to stay focused?

[ieafy]

Dinners for me and my partner :3 fodmap friendly 🫡

Bulgur, coconut-lime yoghurt, lightly charred broccoli + asparagus, tofu, dried cranberries and pistachio

+ plant based korean-style beef and rice, with homegrown tomatoes! (if Ur in Australia I recommend V2 meat subs, they're the best I've had)

[sweetshelluvaau]

You know, at this point I'm wholeheartedly convinced that fanart/fanfiction/fan any content is what's keeping Hellaverse alive because when fan content has better writing and portrayals of these characters than the actual shows and canon themselves you kinda know you fucked up.

I'm not necessarily talking about fanon either, I've been writing within the Hellaverse RPC (roleplay community) here for almost a year now and seeing how people take these characters, deconstruct them and flesh them out with their own spin on things regardless if these are just small little add ons to already established lore or drastic changes, the share creativity coming from these writers and the muns I've befriended make me wish we had a show(s) that was made with as much love and care than those who do enjoy Hellaverse in some shape or form.

It also helps that half of that RPC is as critical and salty as I am. Birds of a feather flock together.

Don't get me wrong, the Hellaverse fandom as a whole is a cesspool of toxicity and horrible people, there are bad eggs within the RPC as well trust me, but one of the reasons why I am still in some of these spaces (critical and small groups with friends) is because I enjoy the creativity that comes out of those who do have passion and care for these shows and what they could have been suppose to what they ended up being...

Idk I feel like despite how cynical and jaded I've become and stopped watching Helluva Boss all together outside of the shorts that interest me, I like to look on the more positive parts of the fandom and community even how much the Stans and toxic fans extremely outnumber them...

[crybabybat]

Trying to find recipes for how to get more protein into desserts and treats without eating like I actively fucking hate being alive and despise the concept of fat and flavour and taste and seek to throw out all of life’s pleasures in the pursuit of an amorphous, unreachable “health” goal, is like trying to find lip service at the thrift store.

[littlecutiexox]

I’m so happy with how much I’ve improved my relationship with food

[toshio]

Hello! What kind of workouts do you do, and what youtube channels do you rec???? I know youve answered this before, but i cant find the ask (^///^ )

hey! i don't really follow any youtube channels closely anymore, i just do my own thing. and also i don't mind this question being asked like 50 times because i like getting people active LOL. if my mediocre body inspires people, then i don't mind at all! read carefully anon :)

again to be completely honest, i am not an expert, never claimed to be, so whatever advice you're going to read right now is just my own experience/research. i am just a casual person who likes to move.

i started doing pushups during the pandemic in 2020 after a breakup basically, i was looking at shirtless guys on tiktok and i got inspired LOL so i just googled how to get a chest and it said pushups do the trick. and it does in fact work.

right now i'm trying to walk everyday, for example today i walked like 12-13k steps (your phone tracks this automatically, you can download an app for it too) because i read that walking is extremely good for weight loss, and just VERY good for you in general.

aside from that i have a pull up bar in my room, so basically i just lift myself up with both arms, as much as i can. i do this everyday pretty much, just randomly. i don't track anything, i just do it to maintain my body i guess? like i said idk what the fk i'm doing LOL i just workout for fun. genuinely.

in general, diet is key, make sure you're eating like an insane amount of protein per day. like 100g per day average, depends on your weight. i think the recommended amount is like 0.7-0.8g of protein times your weight. do not stop eating protein. every single day eat stuff like greek yogurt, protein shakes, protein bars (i get these from gas stations and amazon tbh) like you have to be consistent lmao.

i know protein is DISGUSTING most of the time. especially those chalky protein chips and bars. but, beauty is pain. just do it.

[testoster0ne]

jamie

[ikemenomegas]

good-ending!kakashi and itachi need to have a little former traumatized geniuses cooking club where they get comfortable with making little "mistakes" and putting imperfect dishes on the table and improvising without needing to explain themselves like it's life or death