#good omens confuses me

[goodomens-girlie]

are we not gonna talk about the fact that Crowley got so mad at Aziraphale for fraternizing with heaven while Crowley was fraternizing with Shax the entire season… idk

“well Aziraphale collaborated with Jim” yeah because he was Jim, if it was Gabriel that would be different. Crowley collaborated with Beelzebub and Shax.

[hg-aneh]

the croli in heaven saga continues

part 2 :3

[astrhae]

"I'm very good at forgiveness. It's one of my favorite things."

[littlenimart]

renaissance!Aziraphale (and Crowley). yeah, codpiece and snake and all. accessorized as hell. you know he would serve

[hell0mega]

GUYS my fucking worlds are colliding. yes i screamed

[redshoes-blues]

I’ve seen so many people saying that “of course the straight couple get the happy ending” (meaning ineffable bureaucracy), am I missing something? I thought Beelzebub was nonbinary ? Did I make this up in my head, or have people just forgotten because of the actor swap?

[wintahwonderland]

the thin dark duke and his husband

[muqingapologist]

this is a very unserious nitpick but i think it’s pretty funny how because crowley is so cat-person-coded, the fandom has decided that aziraphale must be a hypothetical dog owner because they are…opposites? or at least it seems this way because of the amount of crowley with a black cat, aziraphale with a samoyed fan art i see on a daily basis.

but let’s think about this! aziraphale, whose favorite activity is to lounge in his armchair with a book and a cup of tea….why would he adopt an active and large animal? would adopting a cat not also make perfect sense for aziraphale?? aziraphale, whose favorite person is definitively cat-like…sorry guys when they move to south downs they’re going to be cat owners because there’s simply no way those two idiots could commit to a dog-owner lifestyle.

[itsscottiesstark]

Please tell me that I wasn't the only one who thought that this reaction:

when Nina said the infamous "but then again, other people's love lives always seem so much more straightforward than our own", wasn't about him and Aziraphale.

It couldn't have been. What do you mean "he just realised he's in love"?? HE'S KNOWN SINCE THE GARDEN OF EDEN.

One could argue that he simply realised that their love is evident to other people. Could be that.

But he didn't have that reaction during any point in the conversation. "Been together long?" He was confused but then tried to reassure her she'd gotten it wrong. "Is the bookseller your bit on the side?" offended I think is the right word for his reaction. Not at all surprised other people saw what he felt.

The camera sways to him right after Nina's line. About other people's love lives. And how they're much more complicated than one might think. Cause people are complicated.

See, in my mind, that's the look of a demon who just realised that "getting humans wet and staring into each other's eyes" doesn't equal vavooming. This is a demon who just realised that just because he thought it was easy to make the girls fall for each other - which, in his defense, was much more straightforward than his situation with Aziraphale - it didn't mean that it was.

This is a demon who realised he'd seen humanity evolve since day one, and he really should've known better.

[goodomens-girlie]

Okay but what does Crowley actually like to do. Genuinely, does he have any hobbies? He spends most of his time in the bookshop or with Aziraphale, but what does he actually like to do? Other than driving his Bentley around and wearing super cunty clothes, what does this bitch do in his free time when he’s not with Aziraphale???

[karmacansuckmyd-ck]

I wonder if Gabriel and Beelzebub know what kissing is

[girlinthetardis04]

Being in multiple fandoms where the characters are based off biblical figures is so funny.

Like

These are all the same person

[raz-writes-the-thing]

how about one where the reader is a great singer, but feels shy and Crowley encourages her?

Love your work! <3

Hi my pretty,

Here's some HCs bc I have, like, 15 reqs for singing related things and I cannot possibly write them all and write them all different haha

Angel!Crowley x GN!Reader

Good Omens tag list: @coffee-and-red-lipstick @quickslvxrr @clarina04 @motionlessindoubt (send an ask to be added to a tag list!)

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Angel!Crowley is obsessed with your singing. It genuinely makes them sad to know that you're shy about singing.

The first time they heard you singing, she was absolutely enraptured. He'd almost knocked a bookshelf over to find where the music was coming from.

If they notice you're singing, they're always deathly quiet because it's such a treat when you're feeling confident enough to sing.

Sometimes she will pull just a little miracle to put one of his favourite songs on the queue in the hopes that she might get to hear you sing even just a few lines.

When you find out that they've been doing this, you're a bit embarrassed at first, but Crowley is so genuine in her adoration for you that you forgive her with a peck on the cheek (she blushes).

"I mean, I just cannot believe Heaven would let a voice like yours go unnoticed. You could sing for the bosses if you'd like to. Such a beautiful voice, my love."

Crowley always puts music on when you go anywhere so that you have music to vibe to.

"Oh, love, please do sing that one again. It's one of my favourites."

"The acoustics in the shower are quite something, not that you need them, of course."

"My love, I could listen to your voice for eons."

[that-girl-glader]

"I forgive you."

I FORGIVE YOU????!!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU AND CROWLEY TO KISS, AND YOU WHAT??? YOU FORGIVE HIM???? AHHHHHHHH... I AM GOING TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE. I HAVE BEEN CRYING FOR A FEW MINUTES NOW.

WHAT THE HECK?????!! WHO WAS GONNA WARN ME ABOUT THE HEART DAMAGE I WOULD GET. NOW I'M CRYING WRITING THIS THROUGH BLURRY EYES AT MIDNIGHT!!! OH MY GOSHES. I AM SO FAR FROM OKAYYY!!! WHEN I CATCH YOU NEIL WHEN I CATCH YOU!!

[captainfantasticalright]

I’ve had this book locket for quite some time now. People would expect for me to carry my loved ones inside and I do. I carry two souls born in a book and physically encased in it.

[kuri-crocus]

Good Omens is so present in my life. Like... It's even in my dreams. Last night I dreamed that Crowley and my demon OC went to save Aziraphale with the yellow (!) Bentley. The OC asked Crowley: "Wasn't your car black until yesterday?" He was simple replyed with a focused look forward: "Yeah. But the one very special person preferes her to be yellow!" 🥺