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RAZ?? UR ALIVE?? it's been like years welx back (if you even left in the first place!)

IM ALIVE!!!!

I actually never left tbh- I was just… I’ve had a lot on the last few months and I was just possessed w the need to write a thing the other day bc I wanna get back into it more

But anywho- THANK you!

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For the fic trope thingy

Dean Winchester

10th Doctor

Castiel

OOOOH okay-

Fake date Castiel. He’s so sweet but his lack of human understanding might make him harder to be with long term. And as much as I love to imagine he and I going on cute dates- I know myself. I know that if I’m with someone who struggles to understand my little razzerisms (mannerisms) and inside jokes and stuff- I’m gonna get frustrated. So. Yeah.

Enemies to lovers has to be Dean. He’s so hot headed and too frustrating to deal with if you’re not 100% on-board with his plans all of the time. I get that. I’m also super stubborn- and because of that, I feel like we’d butt heads a LOT. There’d be a lot of potential in an enemies to lovers with Dean lmao

Which leaves- Slow burn with 10. Sweet, baby boy. He’s… he has the time to kill. He’s not a lets-jump-into-this kind of person, so he’s gonna be slower to get to that point than other people. And I feel there’s also a lot of potential in relationship building and understanding a person for a long time before getting together (if that’s how it works out for them). I also just feel like it’d be so satisfying and fairy-tale when we did FINALLY get together lmao

Thank you for this!!!

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Feeling Crabby? (Tenth Doctor quick fix Fic)

Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader / requests are open

Summary: The Doctor is not so big on your favourite animal.

Fic type: pure, self-indulgent fluff/crack treated seriously

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“God, I love them so much.” The words whisper across the glass like tiny promises of affection. If you could just get through to the other side- just to be able to give them a little cuddle. Maybe a little kiss on the carapace. But then again, maybe that wasn’t such a fantastic idea.

“Who, them?” The Doctor asks incredulously, fogging up the glass with how close he stood. “Weird little things, aren’t they? Never could get the hang of crabs, me. So many legs, and on top of that- pincers as well? And their little tail that sits against their tummies that they flap sometimes. What do they need all those… bits for? No, not a fan, me.”

You peer at the creature on the other side of the glass, just a little orange thing. He’s picking away at a piece of corn at the moment, enamoured by the taste. Your smile widens.

“You’re telling me that out of all the creatures and beings out there that you’ve met, Doctor- you wouldn’t want to give that cute little crab a cuddle? You’re out of your mind. And here I thought that you had love and affection for all things.”

The Doctor ponders this, lower lip protruding slightly as he mulled the query over.

“I-I do,” he exclaimed- “I just…” he trailed off as he watched the crabs’ feeding appendages take the corn and twist it around. “Doesn’t mean I need to touch it, do I? And anyway- did you know that if you hold a crab to your ear- you’ll hear what it’s like to be attacked by a crab?”

You’re so stunned by the question that you can’t stop the snort from escaping.

“It’s true,” he adds sagely. “Cranky things, crabs. You know, I once met this crab- his name was Crrabbine and-”

Your brow arches and you wait for him to stop his current rant. You’re not sure what to make of the idea of a whole sentient crab species out there among the stars, but when you finally catch his attention and remind him that you do, in fact, keep a pet freshwater crab back home and fully understand the complexities of their personalities and crankiness, he slows to a halt.

“Oh, yes,” he says with the decency to blush at least a little. “You do, don’t you.”

“I sure do.”

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Daemon, Brendan Block and Beetlejuice?

Oh these are GOOD

Fake dating would definitely have to go to Brendan Block. Kill him. Kill him with fire. Evil man!!!

Daemon would HAVE to be slow burn. He’s so.. He’s built for the long game, the plot and execution of a million point plan that only he knows about. Fantastic. I love him.

Which leaves me with enemies to lovers with Beetlejuice. Now, don’t get me wrong- Daemon would be great CONCEPTUALLY for enemies to lovers, but he would also.. kill me. Immediately. No hesitation just cap my ass. So I think Beetlejuice is the safer option here. And his idea of enemies would be MOSTLY relatively harmless pranks that result in pissing me off. Bc he would be… vindictive… and enjoy making me suffer repeatedly rather than just killing me off and being done with the whole thing. But trust me. I can, uh. I can fix him. He can’t resist my charms for long.

Thank you for sending this in!!! This is super fun.

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Denali x Reader part 3

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You don’t even know what time it is. It’s late, you know that at least. And there’s no sound barring the irritating hum of your crabs’ water tank filter and the soft magical village noises you put on to aid your failing quest to fall asleep earlier. It’s not even that much later than you fell asleep, you’re pretty sure. What, maybe half an hour? At most?

Your eyes crack open, a sigh of frustration slipping free from your cracked lips. You really need to get back into the habit of putting lip balm on again. Your eyes catch on movement from the doorway. That door was closed when you went to sleep, you know it was. Fear trickles down your spine like ice-water as your gaze slowly flows from the doorknob, past the expanse of plywood and to the silhouetted figure in the doorway.

You’re going to die. This is it. A voice calls from the shadows, and the fear elongates to seat itself in the pit of your belly.

“You wanna watch a thing tonight?”

Oh, it’s just Denali back on her Australian Timezone sleep schedule again. You should have known.

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cale cale and cale

u know who this is and what its for

I think. Man, this is hard.

I think- slow burn with Cale. I just feel like… he’s a stray cat that you gotta win over with a bit of cheese here and a glass of milk there until he finally lets you in past his walls.

I think I’d enemies to lovers with Cale. He’s just… he’s BUILT for enemies to lovers. But I’ll wear him down or he will kill me.

God, this is- just the hardest ask I’ve received in this ask game so far. I just… how could you make me CHOOSE

I guess that just leaves me with fake dating Cale. He’d just.. He’s just too psychotic and insane and I don’t think he makes relationship material. And he might kill me if I said no, so…

yeah.

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Besties I-

Please- send me characters and I’ll tell you who I’d slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers w.

(I am also writing a new fic to post soon hehe)

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I KNEW my summoning circle would work 😼

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Mhm, sure sure haha-

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I miss your dark!tenth doctor content raz 💔💔💔 I'll make a summoning circle so you'd HAVE to come back 😭

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Much like Dark!Ten, I'm always lurkin'- don't you worry

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Good evening citizens of Raztopia. I break this period of silence to bring to you live a screenshot from Denali and I’s movie night live-blogging

@denaliwrites

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Razzzz I miss your Tenth Doctor content 😭🩷

Me too, bestie : (

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Wanted to wish you a late happy new years and also to check if you're alright 🫶🫶🫶

Happy very belated New Years- and a happy Lunar New Year for anyone who celebrates!

I'm very much okay, just have a bit on at the moment with work and romance and friends and stuff. I do really want to get back into writing a bit more though!

Thank you for checking in on me though <3

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WWDITS requests?

what do we think, my favourite kudosians? anyone interested in reading for what we do in the shadows?

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Do you write for bobby singer?

kia ora, e hoa (hi, friend!)

i have written a quick fix fic for bobby before- you can find it here

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Hey besties- quick PSA

Im not going to be super active for the next three weeks as im going my first proper solo vacation! Im heading to New Zealand for 3 weeks leaving tomorrow morning!

I’ll still be around for you to chat with, send asks and requests to- I just won’t be writing much while I’m gone. But I’m super appreciative of your reads, kudos and support and feel free to spam me with requests for my return!

Ily guys ❤️

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Have you written anything for Beetlejuice the musical? It’s totally cool if you don’t want to, just curious

Hey hey! I haven’t written anything for the musical bc I haven’t actually seen it-

Im on the watch list for tickets next year though bc they’re coming to Melbourneeeeeeeee (not Sydney as well though rip)