#good Shit

[miss-rum-hee]

Sipping on a smoothie in the cafe

quick what is everyone doing right now

[saeiken]

<3

[friend-crow]

For small, frequent doses of serotonin, consider falling in love with specific flora and/or fauna local to you.

Source: I get a brief jolt of happiness every time I see a crow. Every. Time.

[luna711m]

I SEE THE VISION HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

DO YOU SEE MY VISION

[letitbehurt]

Thinking heavily today about public humiliation:

Being paraded in front of a crowd—dragged behind a horse maybe, pulled along by a length of rope around their wrists

Whumper forcing Whumpee to walk behind them on a leash

Whumpee’s hair being forcibly cut or shaved

Forced to walk barefoot, or without any clothes at all

Public trials or executions

Public mock executions, where Whumpee can see for themself that no one will help them. The crowd cheers for their death.

Being whipped, caned, birched, or belted

Being restrained in a way that leaves them vulnerable to the whims of a crowd—the stocks, the post, a stress position, or simply being held down by a few guards

Public demotion or exile

Forced to complete humiliating tasks as a form of entertainment or punishment

Forced to kneel or bow to/beside Whumper

[scrimblobimblowhump]

when whumpee is tied up to a chair and in their desperate attempts at freeing themselves, they fall over to the ground together with the chair with a loud thump, reblog if you agree

(bonus points for their half assed thrusts forward, making the chair drag across the floor in small movements, with a screeeeech)

(also for frustrated, muffled grunts through the gag)

[areyousanta]

Gotta make a matching one like I did with the demon bow

[snapscube]

man that contemporary christian music from the mid 2000s hits different when u ain’t a christian anymore

[juicedpeachy]

I think the best thing about the physical copies of tgcf is when, at the end of the novel, Xie Lian turns to Hua Cheng and says “I think the real Heaven Official’s Blessing…” and then both say simultaneously “…was the friends we made along the way.” Right before fucking sloppy style on the floor of Puqi shrine

[utenixx]

OPENING ACT - REVUE OF ANNIHILATION

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[chapinii]

I love how supportive fit is when it comes to pac's english, it's 100% his teacher brain taking over but it's so nice to see if pac ever struggles with a word, fit'll pronounce it clearly for him and sometimes tell him more about the specifics of the word for fun. Things can sometimes come off as condescending when it comes to language corrections, but he always turns it into more of an informative moment, it's very cool :)

Same with fit asking abt portuguese words too, it was rlly nice to see pac sharing some stuff about minas gerais after helping w fit's pronunciation, I love it when ppl exchange language stuff man

[divine0rdainment]

Adam and Lilith meeting in Heaven for the first time while it's raining.

Lilith: Oh wow, today's weather looks just like you Adam... Shitty.

Adam: the forecast did say it was gonna get wet. I'm sure that'll be a first for you.

Lilith: oh yes, several inches of rain I've heard. Can you imagine that? More than one inch?

Adam: You know, I think I'm having trouble. Maybe if you moved a little bit that way in to on coming traffic, the entire world and I would have the peace and quiet necessary to envision such a thing.

Lilith: I would but then who would take care of our dear Luci? What would he do without the love of his life? He wouldn't have anyone left to talk to, hang out with, or keep him from being locked up in his office all day.

Adam: ...*Irritated look*

Lucifer: oh how id miss the way he'd say "oh I missed you Lilith every time i-

Adam: *Shoves her out of the shade and in to the rain*

Lilith: *Gets wet and glares at Adam*

Adam: Oh shit, you didn't melt, the Wizard of Oz lied to me.

Lilith: I hate you.

Adam: I hate you more!

[pururin]

[persephinae]

[letitbehurt]

A trope I adore: not only a drugged Whumpee, but the act of drugging Whumpee.

Pinning Whumpee’s arm to the ground or a table, keeping them still enough to push the needle into their arm

Causing a sharp, sudden pain that makes Whumpee cry out, their mouth opened just long enough to shove a pill inside—then holding a hand over Whumpee’s nose and mouth until they swallow or suffocate

Forcing Whumpee to drink something they know is laced (or don’t)

Waving a strong chemical beneath an unconscious or exhausted Whumpee’s nose, and watching the effects hit their system almost immediately

Making Whumpee finish a suspiciously chalky meal

Restraining Whumpee and hooking them up to a constant drip of fluids meant to keep them docile. Bonus: Whumpee fighting tooth and nail to keep the needle from their arm because they know—once it’s in, there’s no chance to escape