#goldpill

[kindheart525]

how did beef lose his legs?

One day in December, the Pimling-Simpson clan was in festive spirits, getting ready for the coming holidays and getting their house decorated to match the mood. While the adults were all doing the work, the kids were racing each other through the house as they usually do. But a few tangled lights caused a horrible accident

Little Pimmy somehow got his legs all tied up while Mama and Daddy weren’t looking and went tumbling down the stairs as he tried to keep the race going anyway. In a gruesome and violent display, his legs were ripped from his body in a way that shouldn’t be possible for a mere string of lights. He was immediately rushed to the hospital and the rest is history.

The holidays are a curse for the Pimling family. Many years ago, Grandaddy Pim spent Christmas at his best friend’s funeral, and just a couple years later he watched one of America’s most beloved scientists die in an electrical blaze too, not to mention nearly watching another friend melt away before his eyes. As Ell and Giorno sat in the waiting room that night, they desperately hoped their son wouldn’t be another casualty of whatever god had a vendetta against holiday cheer. They’d take the Christmas when Nee and Dur got arrested over this any day.

Most of the family looks back on this day and cries, or cringes, or any other adverse reaction. But Beef just laughs, reminiscing fondly about the day he became a man. The day he laughed in his creator’s face and said he couldn’t be killed in a way that matters. Without that horrific accident he wouldn’t be the Goldpilled Medalmaxxing Paralympian he is now. Thanks Mom and Dad for leaving that string of lights unattended! You’re the best!

Beef tells the story at every family gathering and regales the younger siblings and cousins with his badassery, with the same enthusiasm with which he recounts his gold medal wins. Nobody can really stop him because well, he’s the one who lost his legs. He had it worst, so he can feel however he wants about it. If he’s not traumatized then that’s good.

Even though Beef likes recounting the story, he hates when strangers in public ask him about his legs with pity and sadness in their eyes. They won’t get it like his family does. So for them he spins different stories to make them regret asking, as if the real story isn’t gruesome enough. It’s kind of funny to tell some bratty kid he lost his legs from not eating his veggies, or tell the old lady praying over him that he personally sold his legs to the devil.

Bonus doodle of Ell under the cut

It was a long night in the emergency room

[thegalacticspirit]

Young Pharaoh live on YouTube!

[jamfromwkym]

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[bansheeoftheforest]

Which work of yours, whether it be art or writing or something else entirely, are you most proud of?

god

Well, with writing, I'd 100% say Truths To Be Told. I haven't read through it in a while but it has been and remains to be my favourite fanfic I've written. I'm proud of the monologues and the story building even if it has flaws that I could have changed. Out of my published works it remains my favourite, of my unpublished writing, I'd say "Roses In Rows Over Fields". It's a 2k+ poem I wrote about a (trans) WW1 oc of mine inspired by a oneshot I wrote about him. I thought about publishing it but haven't gotten around to it yet <3

Out of my artwork, I'd def say my latest ghost Au DTIYS. It's one of the first official pieces of art I've made completely digitally without a traditional sketch on my tiny, tiny phone. I'm super proud of it!!! I'm proud of it in a way that I even used it as my lockscreen for a while, which says a lot because I've never been that happy with something before <3

[shadowonwater]

A Dragon and Its Gold

An editorial cartoon for school

In America, 1% hold 43% of the financial wealth

[theartofmany]

“What lies beyond the wall?... ... I wanted to create a sequel for Dystopia on its 1 year anniversary. Unfortunately as you can see that didn't happen. In fact it was so challenging that I gave up for awhile & had the idea on limbo... until now When creating a sequel, how does it live up to the original's standard? That thought has plagued me throughout the development of this project. Like it? Not so much? Feel free to let me know, I take all feedback into consideration. Yes even the not so positive ones...” From Youtube channel GoldPile: GoldPile - Escaping Dystopia Absolutely wonderful Yeah \m/ ... (Tracklist in the description of the video)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

I'm specifically referring to all the brain-washing (key characteristic of cults). It is terrifying the extent to which american education & media actively works to brainwash the populace. If you grow up in america, you are continuously surrounded by propoganda and narratives that:

Science isn't real

Science is the ENEMY

Science is lying and you should listen to the Church instead. The universe is 6000 years old, evolution isn't real (and the earth isn't round, and vaccines are poison). Any Good Christian agrees with at least one of these. (Many teachers are not allowed disagree. Many teachers agree with "alternative facts.")

To remind School Children of their Duty to Obey, they are required to voluntarily recite a Pledge of Allegiance every morning. (Other countries don't do this; it would be considered "creepy" and "government overreach.")

(But those countries overreach in other ways, such as by providing healthcare & food & housing to the Undeserving. These countries are not to be trusted. It is a Sin to be UnAmerican, even if you are not American and do not live in America. In fact, that's even more sinful.)

America is Great. In fact, it is the Greatest. We are better than all other countries. (We are not taught very much about other countries, but we know that we are Better Than Them.)

We are God's favorite country. God Protects Us, because we are the Greatest. We must be, to have God on our side.

Other countries are a threat to the Spirit of Democracy. It is our duty and God-given right to Protect Our Interest Abroad.

Other Countries Are The ENEMY. (Especially Russia, China, the Middle East, Latin America, Cuba, Vietnam, Korea, and whoever the Military Industrial Complex wants to sell us weaponry to invade.)

(Even if we don't always attack the right people, they are still sinners. It is a sin not to be American.)

Other Americans (minorities, immigrants, socialists/communists, political activists, the poor) Are Also The ENEMY. They are less "American" than we are. That makes them dangerous. These people must not be allowed to attack our Way of Life.

(Even if they are Americans, they are not real Americans. Therefore they are sinners.)

The Police/FBI/CIA/Military are there to protect us. When the Government hurts people, it is because those people are the ENEMY.

Slavery was "bad" but many slave-owners were Great Men. We surround our cities & parks with Monuments & Flags to venerate our Founding Fathers, and the Great Leaders of the Confederacy. These things must be remembered bc they are Historical. They are not harmful because Slavery is over now. It's in the Past.

(Slavery is also Historical, but it does not need to be remembered)

Racism is over bc of Dr Martin Luther King (who was a peaceful man without socialist leaning) who uncontroversially ended racism, then died tragically (with no governmental wrongdoing). He is loved and respected by white people now, who name Buildings & Streets after him, to remind themselves that Racism Is Over.

MLK's photo is in every History Textbook, so students can read about how racism ended (and about how MLK was not a radical harassed by the FBI, but simply a mild-mannered pacifist). Students are happy to learn that the Civil Rights Era fixed everything and was a very long time ago. (You can tell because the textbook photos are always in black-and-white. No living person actually remembers it. It was so long ago.)

Everyone is Equal now, but obviously not actually equal, that would be Communism. Poor People exist because they are Lazy and Undeserving, and do not pull themselves up by their Bootstraps. Billionaires are deserving because they pulled themselves up with their Good Ideas. We should Admire them, and not Steal from them out of Envy. Taxing them would be Stealing.

Taxation Is A Form Of Theft. (That is why brave rich white men founded this country.)

(Taxation is not a form of Theft when it funds the most overfunded military in the world. It is Theft when it pays for the breakfast of school children. We need a Powerful Military to Protect Our Interests Abroad. It is the Job of The Parents to feed their hungry children. Sometimes parents are Poor and Lazy, that is not the Government's Responsibility.

(Every year the Military spends Billions on equipment it does not intent to use; these purchases are stored in "graveyards" throughout the country. America is a young country, filled with many types of graveyards and corpses, so many corpses, some of whom stand upright and walk around and perform labor for crumbs. They stand behind cash registers and stoop at desks, and crumble before your eyes. Your country is crumbling, crumbling its people to dust.)

(One day you will crumble too. You will be nothing but crumbs and bones, and confusion over how this all happened.)

(It happened by design.)

it’s only when you get older that you realize how much your average american childhood resembled being a cult

[aflm]

#DnD sessions are full of "action!" Another great snapshot for this weekend's game. #art #artist #fantasy #sketch #dungeonsanddragons #sketchbook #thundercat #shifter #tiefling #romance #dungeon #treasure #goldpile #pencildrawing https://www.instagram.com/p/BpfBMPJB7GP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5hrcz9nlarvr

[teikahudson]

Early stages of this LOTR Illustration style sleeve. I cannot express how excited about this i am. #lordoftherings#lotr#lordoftheringstattoo#tattoooutline#illustrationtattoo#tattoostencil#gandalf#gandalftattoo#smaug#smaugtattoo#goldpile#hobbitdoor#hobbittdoortattoo#tattoo#yyctattoo https://www.instagram.com/p/BwklAfgHXRs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gae3pllbn9jg

[jamfromwkym]

"ɪ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛ ᴀᴍᴏʀᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴀs ᴀ ᴍᴀsᴋ, ᴀɴ ᴀʀᴄʜᴇᴛʏᴘᴇ ᴏғ ᴍᴀɴ. ᴘʟᴀᴛᴏ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇᴅ ғᴀᴄᴇs ᴀs ᴀ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ɪs ᴜɴᴅᴇʀɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ sᴋɪɴ. ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ɪs ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴅɪsᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴄᴏᴀʟᴇsᴄᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀᴏs." #theindividual #rossturpin #pill #💊 #sticker #stickerbomb #pillsticker #tattooartist #starcrossedtattoo #artsa #hongkongart #streetstickergame #goldpill #mask #wallart #mural #graffiti #graffitiart #southafrica #durban #travelphotography #iphonephotography #hypebeast #highsnobiety #artexperiencegallery #tsuenwan #hongkong #unprecedent #sidelinetokyo #jamfromwkym ʀᴏss ᴛᴜʀᴘɪɴ (Art Experience Gallery 藝術創庫畫廊) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-v5i-0BjEZ/?igshid=l87r5h4w7z84

[is-rae33]

WoW Shadowlands – Secret Unlockables and Achievements! (Part 1)

GoldPiles continues to be ranked amongst the best TBC Classic gold platform that you will ever find in the Internet today!

With so many potential rewards, quests and challenges for you to claim in WoW Shadowlands, you can be forgiven for missing out on some of the rarest and most secret collectibles and achievements hidden in the game:

WoW Shadowlands is one of the biggest MMORPGs ever to be developed in video game history.

With so many incredible contents available in the game, fresh players are bound to have missed some in-game secrets and achievements which are not easily identifiable from the get-go.

Here, we’ll take a look at a few noticeable unlockables and achievements that you might have not known existed until now!

1) Jiggle’s Favourite Toy

Wouldn’t it be cool if you can play around with your pets, especially those cute, cuddly cats?

With Jiggle’s Favourite Toy – a unique unlockable claimed after you’ve completed the hidden achievement “Nine Afterlives” – you can absolutely do that!

Jiggle’s Favourite Toy works similarly like a toy laser which you point towards the ground, afterwards alerting your pet before it lunges to play around with it!

In order to obtain this, you will need to pet nine (9) cats scattered throughout the world of Maldraxxus, in no particular order of course.

2) Sorrowbane

Double-handed players will absolutely love this one!

Once you’ve reached the Theatre of Painin Maldraxxus, you can easily spot a big sword thrust inside the ground – the mysterious Sorrowbane.

This magnificent greatsword is not able to be plucked out of the ground though, much like the lore of Excalibur.

However, you can certainly do it by following these steps:

· Collect three (3) specific items first:

o Potion of Unusual Strength

o Scroll of Teleport: Theatre of Pain (to teleport to Theatre of Pain)

o Strength of Blood (potion)

· Complete the quest “A Few Bumps Along the Way”

o Obtain two (2) stacks of the “Battle-Hardened” buff (more is also better) which lasts around 10 minutes

· Fast-travel/ fly to Renounced Bastille

o Head over to the Edible Redcaps area to consume four (4) of them (you will feel your character’s weight increase/ move slower)

· Quickly use the Scroll of Teleport: Theatre of Pain to travel to Sorrowbane’s location.

· Nearby Sorrowbane, drink the collected items earlier (while having the “Battle-Hardened” buff and Redcap effect):

o Potion of Unusual Strength

o Strength of Blood

· Click on the hand holding the Sorrowbane, and you’ll receive an Oonar’s Arm pet!

· Click Sorrowbane immediately after to pluck the big sword out of the ground and into your inventory!

3) Hidden Witcher Reference (Achievement)

There is an achievement called “Toss a Seed to your Hunter” which is absolutely a reference to The Witcher video games.

In order to unlock it, you must:

· Travel to Ardenweald

o Collect an item called “A Faintly Glowing Seed”

· Travel to The Grove with the item

o Meet up with Daffodil

· Converse with Daffodil

o A Boggart will appear afterwards, named Gwynceirw, The Winter Wolf

· Toss the seed to Gwynceirw, and voila, the achievement is yours!

Tune in to Part 2 of this guide coming soon!

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[eveningclouds]

here’s one of my favourite poems, i think you’d like it!!! (cos i just saw you rb’d that beautiful frank stanford poem)

my favourite lines are:

i just want to be/ the size of a galaxy/ so i can eat all the stars and gas giants/ without them noticing/ and getting upset/ is that so bad?/ isn’t that/ what love looks like?

wait thank you so much i loved this!!!! especially all of the imagery (?); it felt so rough & raw but in a very. refined & intentional way? like the dandruff line...& the way the words sort of fell into each other [emeraldheart / sapphireself / goldpile body]...something about the syntax n diction reminded me of cocktails with orpheus by terrance hayes, but i’m not sure what :0

[punkrockpiper]

Haven’t smoked this one for a while. Breaking out the @laytonpipes 9mm #lovat this pipe has beautiful Birdseye on the bowl and all the way down to the stem. I love wood grain :) smoking some #tastemaster by #McClelland and jamming some #goldpill from @terrakendama :) (at North Beach, San Francisco)

[thedystopia101]

The Ultimate Dystopia Playlist Vol. 2

New and improved dystopia playlist? Yes please! The beginning of the list is the same but I added a b u n c h of songs to the end and put them in an order that (hopefully) matches the highs and lows of a dystopia movie or book. Please enjoy!

1. Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

2. Bones by Ms Mr

3. Uprising by Muse

4. We Are Responsible by Anna Johnson

5. Anything Could Happen by Elli Goulding

6. Renegades by X Ambassadors

7. Resistance by Muse

8. Stompa by Serena Ryder

9. It's Time by Imagine Dragons

10. Lantern by Josh Ritter

11. Human by The Killers

12. Final Masquerade by Linkin Park

13. Escape by Kongos

14. Drive it Like You Stole it by the Glitch Mob

15. Edge of a Revolution by Nickelback

16. Crystals by Of Monsters and Men

17. Hero of War by Rise Against

18. Search and Destroy by 30 Seconds to Mars

19. Secrets by OneRepublic

20. Monsters by Matchbook Romance

21. Invincible by Skillet

22. Gold by Imagine Dragons

23. Human Race by Three Days Grace

24. Into the Fire by Thirteen Senses

25. Vox Populi by 30 Seconds to Mars

26. Human by Christina Perri

27. Some Kind of Monster by Neon Trees

28. What I've Done by Linkin Park

29. Away From the Sun by Three Doors Down

30. State of My Head by Shinedown

31. Cough Syrup by Young The Giant

32. Sick Of It by Skillet

33. Centuries by Fall Out Boy

34. Mountain At My Gate by Foals

35. Castle by Halsey

36. Pompeii by Bastille

37. Save the World by Swedish House Mafia

38. Who We Are by Imagine Dragons

39. I Own You by Shinedown

40. Collective Amnesia by Rise Against

41. Viva La Vida by Coldplay

42. Inferred by Placebo

43. Young Volcanoes by Fall Out Boy

44. Burn by Elli Goulding

45. Derezzed by The Glitch Mob

46. You Make Me Want to Die by The Pretty Reckless

47. Glittering Clouds by Imogen Heap

48. Outcast by Shinedown

49. Oh, What a Life by American Authors

50. It's About Time by Young The Giant

51. Kingdom of Rust by Doves

52. Somewhere Only We Know by Keane

53. Kerosene Dreams by X Ambassadors

54. Recondite mixed by Wahbi Abderrahamane

55. Audiomachine by Kevin Rix

56. Ready, Aim, Fire by Imagine Dragons

57. Empty Gold by Halsey

58. Believer by Imagine Dragons

59. Meet Me On the Battlefield by SVRCINA

60. Feed The Machine by Nickelback

61. The Bad in Each Other by Fiest

62. Warrior by Beth Crowley

63. Midnight City by M83

64. Not Afraid Anymore by Halsey

65. Yamaha by Delta Spirit

66. Beast by Nico Vega

67. Polarize by Twenty One Pilots

68. Gasoline by Halsey

69. We Will Become Silhouettes by The Postal Service

70. Intervention by Arcade Fire

71. Embers by Owl City

72. From the Night by Stars

73. Youth by Daughter

74. Team by Lorde

75. Side by Travis

76. Dark Electronic Music by Dark Grounds

77. Fight For Life by Ivan Torrent

78. Memory Hole by Spacemind

79. Look How Are We've Come by Imagine Dragons

80. A World Alone by Lord

81. Safe and sound by Taylor Swift feat. The Civil Wars

82. Dystopia by GoldPile

83. Go To War by Nothing More

84. Rainy Days by Spacemind

85. We Are Fire by Saint Raymond

86. Naked by James Arthur

87. Revolution by Van William feat. First Aid Kit

88. You Are Enough by Sleeping At Last

89. Aftermath by Muse

[theartofmany]

Lost in space and time, mastermind Spacemind leaves some great mixes This is a great upbeat mix, perfect for hacking the world From Youtube channel GoldPile: Spacemind - Systems Functional Tracklist in the description of the video Very cool…