#godddddd its so annoying

[butchvamp]

also can i say one of the most annoying companion interactions in veilguard (to me) is when you go speak to lucanis for the first time after spite gives him a nosebleed and he says "you didn't ask me about spite" i KNOW!!! it's because the game won't fucking let me ask you anything at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spinecurlingmice]

can my feet stop fucking pooling blood

[carcarrot]

do i really want to make individual drinks again

[femmesandhoney]

The reviews for that What about Men book are so ridiculous. Just women claiming she wasn’t sympathetic enough to males and men insulting her for attempting to write about their perspective. It’s such an embarrassing book to write in the first place (it’s like saying ignore the victims of a serial killer and focus on the murderer and and his poor feelings? lol dumbass) goes to show that no matter what even when you kneel to them like a slave they’ll shit on you lol

You got me to go read reviews of that and also one of her first books, How To Be a Woman, and it seems she has a consistent problem of just never actually doing research or presenting anything of depth in her work. I'm not shocked at all because she wasn't formally educated and is a journalist who mostly seems comfortable in her memoir and comedic elements than actual social commentary or research.

I saw both men and women give actually pretty accurate reviews of the book even if I disagreed w certain claims or base values, she really doesn't present deep research of any kind and just sorta talks at length about anything she thinks is interesting on twitter and some men she knows personally, which is a wild basis for writing a book. What's funny to me is that actual social researchers would tell you social media is a fine place to collect data if you know what your research question is and the groups your looking into, there's an overabundance of data at your fingertips to catalogue! But nah, that's too much work and she has no social science training, so I imagine this would seem boring or tedious to her when she could just poll her followers (i still cannot believe she did "research" this way).

The book and its general thesis are obviously a very libfem basis of feminism and the way you have reviews upon reviews claiming dif things is crazy to me😭 if you don't coddle men the entire time, you're too women focused and forgetting about equality. You coddle them, well, you should have always included us in your feminism from the get-go. You snooze you lose, we hate you still for this. Like okay, she can not win here.

I kinda wanna find a PDF file and read this shit myself to see wtf she is doing to make both men and women so upset equally and get everyone to have such dif takeaways lol, it's kinda magical of her i won't lie. Coming from an author who seemed shocked to consider speaking to girls to find out how girls are fairing, I still wasn't expecting such a confusing oeuvre from this woman.

[pinchan]

THIS CHAPTER WAS MADE FOR MEEEEEEE

[faggatini]

COOL THING ABOUT BEING DEAF IS THAT YOU CAN HEAR RINGING THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN!!!!!!!

[toyherb]

ive played enough fire emblem, i can handle hard mode, it'll be a fun challenge! (i proceed to have the worst time imaginable)

[lilgynt]

maybe i’m just finding any issue with situationship guy before we have sex bc i’m feeling weird about sex but also maybe he wasn’t wrong when he said he was clingy and i do not care for it

[dr-spectre]

team bread ?!?

side-eyeing aside, how do you feel about this upcoming splatfest ?

Upcoming Splatfest? You mean the Grand Fest right?

I'm gonna assume that is what you're talking about and you know what? I'M SO DAMN HYPED FOR IT!

WE'RE GETTING A BRAND NEW HUB FOR THIS SPLATFEST!!! AND ITS A FUCKING CONCERT WITH GOD DAMN ELECTRONIC RAVE REMIXES OF THE IDOLS SONGS! AND THERE'S INK EVERYWHERE AND UGHHH!!! I LOVE IT!!! ITS GONNA BE SO INSANE IM GONNA CRY I SWEAR TO GODDDDDD!!!!

If I hear Calamari Inkantation remixed by all three of the groups, I will not shut up about it for the next 4 years until we get Splatoon 4. I'm gonna be so fucking annoying and I won't apologise for it.

I mean sure the theme is kind of predictable but hey, it presents some interesting philosophical questions just like how Chaos vs. Order did, and i find those kinds of Splatfests to be the best ones. It's less about an Idol war or some useless shit, but it actually brings about genuine philosophical discussions and I love that!

I know that a lot of people are freaking out about the consequences about this Splatfest, myself included. If Team Past wins, will we go back to the past and never see Callie, Marie, Pearl, Marina, etc, for the next 5 to 7 years? If Team Future wins, will Callie and Marie be old women, and will the other characters we've grown to love.... pass away?

After thinking about it and seeing tweets from people on Twitter discuss it, nah, i don't think either of those outcomes will happen. Remember when people were making a fuss about if Chaos wins that Inkopolis would be covered in flames and be destroyed? Looked at what happened in Splatoon 3. Chaos was just an aesthetic for the new location Splatsville, the Idols, music, etc, and the Inkopolis we know ended up being okay!

If Team Future wins we might get a cool futuristic aesthetic for Splatoon 4 but it'll still be in the same timespan as Splatoon 3! Same with Team Past! Team Present will be the same sort of aesthetic we have currently duh. Obviously it'll be a few years after Splatoon 3 but I'm sure the characters we know we'll be okay!.... right?.... right nintendo?

I think the reason why people say that is because Nintendo has gone on record and said that Splatoon 3 is the "finale of the Splatoon saga" but they only mean the story mode of that game as ROTM tied up everything together theme wise in a neat trilogy. Callie, Marie, and everyone you like will come back because it would be a terrible financial and story decision to get rid of them. How will Nintendo sell new amiibo and merchandise? Off the Hook is so god damn popular and they would obviously come back in new outfits to sell new amiibo. Come on guys. Think like a business person for a second here.

I genuinely don't understand why some fans are so fucking adamant on wanting a clean reboot and to never see these characters again. Why do you want that SOOOO badly? I see that shit a lot on the Splatoon reddit man.

You don't wanna see these two again? Some of the best written characters in the series? You never wanna see these gay cephalopods ever again?!

YOU NEVER WANNA SEE THESE THREE GOOFBALLS THAT WE ALL LOVE AGAIN?!?! THEY HAVE SO MUCH STORY POTENTIAL AND YOU WANT THAT TO BE WASTED?!? FOR WHAT?!?!

And.... you don't wanna see the OGs again? You never wanna see Callie and Marie EVER AGAIN? The most iconic characters in the franchise, up there with the Inklings themselves!!! They have gone through so much and it's clear that Nintendo wants to keep them around, Marie has said in the Splatune 3 interview that she feels like she has an important role in creating the next generation of Idols. And yet... after what the shit they have gone through... you want them gone?

I truly don't believe you want that. Unless you don't really care about them...

Anyways, I am very much excited for the Grand Fest, so much so that thinking about it is giving me weird feelings in my chest. All of the screenshots I'm gonna take... eeeeee.... God help me.

[mellohiizz]

ok so we r critterpostkng again …

manebu with eachothers critters

mane critter is literally so joyous. constantly purring and hanging out anywhere he possibky can all over wemmbu. its a bit annoying bc he gets in the way while he’s trying to do stuff and wemmbus like “Bro -_-“ but any time he tries to put mane critter down somewhere he gets the Big Sad Cat Eyes. and then folds like a loser bc how do you say no to Big Sad Cat Eyes. mane critter is happy to be picked back up

mane loves the wemmbu critter he thinks its the cutest thing ever. its okay that he bites. he’s too adorable to be mad at. wemmbu critter is hanging off his arm by his teeth and manes like Awww what a cute little guy!!!! and squishes him. wemmbu critter drew blood once and lowkey felt a bit bad so he was chill for like an hour before it wore off and he’s back to normal. mane forgave him like instantly its ok

stupid stuipod dumb gay people i. im

oh my godddddd emeeee i love them 😭😭

[a-lesbianshadowinthenight]

Some more HCs!!!

- lupe peppering tiny kisses all over Jess’s face— their chin, nose, cheeks, eyelids, etc— to make them laugh and finally be the one blushing for once

- Lupe is a pet namer (is this a thing?) canonically so in my head she is always calling Jess casual endearments. Jess calls her “sweetheart” one time and her brain short circuits.

- Buying each other cokes as a flirty, slightly sentimental thing

- Jess annoying Lupe by putting their cold hands up her shirt

- I wrote this into a fic but I think the necklace Lupe wears has her daughter’s initials on the back. After a few years, she adds J(?)M under it.

- ALSO wrote this into a fic but I an a new york truther and in my head they eat breakfast together on their cramped fire escape every morning even when it’s freezing

- Jess teasing Lu for not being able to handle the cold and Lupe telling them they wouldn’t last a day in Texas

- Lupe sleep mumbling in Spanish and the next morning Jess is trying to repeat back everything she said so Lu can translate it and Lu just gets…embarrassed and won’t tell them

- Jess falling asleep with their head on Lupes chest and Lu’s repressed ass spending the next hour just trying to stay calm and not freak out and be normal and not wake them (every time Jess twitches she freezes and checks she didn’t wake them)

- Jess kissing Lupe’s stomach and Lu trying to hold back raspy laughter

- At some point, Lupe gets Jess flowers she picked from a park and shes nervous they’ll think it’s silly or too girly or something but Jess is over the moon, so giddy! Its their first time ever getting them and Lupe feels all warm that she made them feel so happy.

- Jess is an early riser, Lupe would sleep until the afternoon if she could.

- Just one time, Jess calls Lu out on being flustered. Lupe blushes and grumbles and borderline pouts as she insists she is *not*. Jess just smiles and kisses her temple.

- One of the many mornings where Jess is up first, they take a moment to trace the freckles on Lu’s face, watching as her nose scrunches in her sleep.

- Lupe very unseriously teaching Jess how to pitch. Its just an excuse to be all over them. No fastballs are learned.

- Lupes flirting skills GOING OUT THE WINDOW with Jess. (Arguably canon)

- ^ she will say the dumbest shit and jess will be looking at her all soft and adoring anyway

- Another thing I sorta wrote into a fic but I feel like Lupe, cringe king, tells Jess she’s “good with her hands” when Jess compliments her pitching

OH GODDDDDD I AM EATING THESE UP these are SO good and yes 100000% to all of them

i also wrote the good with her hands thing into my fic but it’s jess who jokingly asks lupe to ‘show them how good she is with those pitcher hands’ lmaooooooooooooo

i also wrote lupe saying i love you in spanish when jess is drifting off to sleep (before she actually tells them properly) and then when lupe finally says it jess is just like ‘i know i heard you when you thought i was asleep’ and lupe gets very embarrassed lolllllll

[oedipuscomplexes]

tried to watch a book review on youtube but got so annoyed at the YouTuber saying "unalive" every two fucking minutes i had to turn it off. oh my godddddd. just say death!!! say killed!!!! its okay to say they arent bad words!!!!!!

[jack-kellys]

002 for ralbert lmao. go wild

- @we-are-inevitable ✨

HELLO lmao. on the double bro

tbh still send me fandom/ship/character asks!!

the originals!!

When I started shipping them:

five years ago they were the only pairing i felt confident about writing about, all my fluff/easy and go-to fics were for them, i did all my requests for them.. they are my everything <3 the reason i got into fic writing!!

My thoughts:

they are still my guys forever!! things have gotten.. complicated now that my view on racetrack has tbh become more nuanced and three dimensional, but they are the epitome of friends to lovers. there's a beautiful simplicity to how naturally they fall in love, in my mind. of course they're in love. thats what it is. ugh.

What makes me happy about them:

how their relationship subtly falls into romantic love from solely friendship. al starts leaning into race's touches, race is smiling whenever albert laughs, the two of them finding their new normal and level of comfortability with each other. it's more jarring for al than it is race, since al isn't good with change, but they both sense it, and race is perfectly slow and easy with it all. godddddd they just KNOW EACH OTHER so well

What makes me sad about them:

ONE SIDED RALBERT TURN IT UPPPP!! albert falling into a feeling that isnt there as he realizes the king of brooklyn has swept race off his feet and away from al. ough. and the refusal of al to hold a grudge because, well, at least race is happy. EVERY time its good. it's always good and so sad

Things done in fanfic that annoys me:

fandom-wide they're viewed as the "dumbasses in love" i feel like and while yes so true... they aren't actually idiots. they aren't always pulling pranks and being cartoonish yk i feel like that's so watered down

Things I look for in fanfic:

well tbh now i rly like them when they aren't the main ship because they're also like.... such a good couple when written from another person's pov??? because then the narrator also can see just how compatible race and albert work together, and we don't even have to hear either race's or albert's inner thoughts to see them be in sync. it's just nice :)

My wishlist:

my wish is that jacob fisher and josh barnett will read my mind by this saturday and give me a uksies ralbert!! because it is genuinely!! not there. which is of course fine, it's whoever's friends with who, but like....damn. i miss them in king of new york.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

i am fine with sprace. like i am. i think they're a fun squabbling side ship. and i REALLY do love redfinch, honestly, they are very gentle to me. <3

My happily ever after for them:

they graduate college together and live in an RV and go on trips around the country together for a year!!

thanks jac!!!!!! <3

[dykeyote]

jedidiah 4 the character thing :3

GOTTA GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!!!!!!

fav thing about them: ohhhh man theres so much . id have to say how Real he feels . like he can do and say some awful mean things but it never feels liek conflict just for the sake of conflict or him just Decidin to be cruel it all links back to his feelings and his guilt and his fears and like . hes just so Real in a gutwrenching way both for the better and for the worse

least fav thing about them: i mean . the ableism . thats kind of a copout answer though so instead of smt basic like "i dont like that he avoided sydney" or whateva ill say that i think he shouldnt have gotten together with sydney as soon as he did that fucker needs SOOO much healing first . but i think thatll be explored given that they have a couples therapist in s2 so thats not like a writing flaw i dont think unless its fumbled which i doubt it will be

favorite line: "I couldn’t handle the body. I can’t handle the body. I walk away from the body. And most nights I don’t think about it… but sometimes there’s a rumbling under my desk, cold and distant like metal wheels through the mountain, spinning like the hands on the clocks that — if I could just know if I could just know if I could just know if I could just know if I could just know if I could just know—" girl that is ocd!!!!!! u suffer . anyway i genuinely had to pause the ep and take a break after this line something about it . oh my god

fav friendship: i LOVE LOVE LOVE his friendship with yvonne i think its so fun and whimsical i love gamer girls bonding . also him having a queerplatonic relationship with juniper is one of my fav hcs hehehe

fav ship: you KNOW its sydidiah . you KNOW . second place is jeddieann and soridiah (obvs to anyone whos spoken to me for longer than five seconds) but i am literally deranged about sydidiah

least fav ship: i havent seen one that exceptionally bothered me . people dont Ship jedidiah that much with people besides sydney from what ive seen . like i could be like "oh tid be shitty to ship him w elijah or wahtever" but like that seems like im making smt up to get mad at lmao if anyone ships that or anything else id be annoyed abt ive never seen it

random hc: hmmmmm. in sydneys major huge homestuck phase he spent a whole all-nighter listening to an absurd amount of homestuck fansongs in an attempt to like . shoot an understanding of the story into his veins without having to Actually read it all the way thru bc its so fucking long . this just made him way more confused

unpopular opinion: whatsss an unpopular opinion i have . taps my jaw and thinks and ponders . people ignore jedidiahs ableism a lot and the pervasive ways it relates to many many Many aspects of their dynamic but thats not so unpopular of an opinion so ill be a little spicier about it and say that i think even among the people who DO comprehend jedidiahs ableism and the way it impacts their relationship theyyy. kinda ignore the ableism of literally any other person besides lucille? like jedidiah becomes kinda the scapegoat for all the ableism in the narrative and like yes we should discuss the ways jedidiahs ableism impacts the narrative thats true!! however if youre going to discuss that but not talk about say elijah or salem or once s2 comes out likely adam as well or what have u . what is tha point . this is not me defending jedidiah or saying oh people are too harsh on my blorbo ): ): ): we SHOULD discuss jedidiahs ableism but i feel like its not That unpopular of an opinion that we should acknowledge jeddies ableism even if some people dont really follow through on Doing so in Practice yk

song i associate with them: oh my godddddd cry for judas . oh my God is that hte jedidiah song of all time

[taniushka12]

My aunt & uncle fully unironically believe the moon landing was fake and godddddd its so annoying to hear

[goofydoofus]

DANDADAN FIRST EP SPOILERS‼️

OMG A FEW DAYS AGO I WATCHED DANDADAN AND IM OBSESSED WITH IT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS SO GOODDDDDDDDD (I was kinda uncomfortable by the alien scene and the turbo granny stuff but I saw on tt that it won’t stay like that for the rest of the show🙏🙏🙏THANK GODDDDDD🙏🙏🙏IF IT STAYED LIKE THAT I WOULDVE DROPPED DANDADAN🙏🙏) MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THE FIRST EP WAS AT THE END WHERE OKARUN SAID THE KEN TAKAKURA LINE AND OFFERED HIS CLOTHES TO HER LIKE HES SO RESPECTFUL WHATTTTTT???? BCS HE WASNT GOONING OVER HER LIKE A FREAKY GUY HE WAS SO RESPECTFUL AAAAAAAAAAAA AYASE AND OKARUN ARE LITERALLY SO CUTE??? I LOVE THEM😭😭😭THR ONLY ANNOYING YET GREAT THING ABT THE ANIME IS THAT THE EPS COME OUT WEEKLY (the pro is that there’s more suspense to what happens next THE CON IS THAT I HAVE TO WAIT AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT😭😭😭)

my goat fr🙏🙏