#god this is so shitty
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#meme#if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex#not sorry#oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this#he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous#no#hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him#thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring
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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol
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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect#and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this#gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire#the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao#the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID#social media au#the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok#bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform#batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad#bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#lex luthor#stephanie brown#batfamily#damian wayne#tim drake#batkids#batfam#batbros#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded#texts#fanatical posting
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mabel pines #1 hater
#gravity falls#bill cipher#mabel pines#gf nevermind all that#mabel pines is the nicest girl you've met in that if a guy is bothering you in the bar she will beat his ass so bad he can't see#mabel pines will talk you through your panic attack#mabel pines will fight tooth and god damn nail to keep you from calling your shitty ex back#mabel pines will actually go . a bit too far trying to keep you from calling your ex back#perhaps she is a bit TOO invested in the lives and happiness of others#oh fuck oh no wait mabel pines you've gone to far#you're not prioritizing your own relationships and well being mabel pines oh fcuk oh no#wait maybe it's a bad thing that a 12 year old girl has to give her 60 yr old grunkle love advice#maybe a kid shouldn't be the one giving her adult uncle therapy oh noooooo#what the fuckkkkkk#stump art
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shoutout to people who don't have a "before" the trauma.
shoutout to people who don't have any sweet or nostalgic childhood memories. to people who don't remember enough of their childhood to know what the before was like. to people who lost their innocence before they ever learned the word for it. to people whose pasts were too painful to keep around in any form. to people who only knew trauma, and don't have an idea of what life would be like without it. to people who can't long for "the better days" because there weren't any.
you deserve a good future. i hope it's there for you soon.
#trauma#ptsd#childhood trauma#sorry just. feeling shitty about not having a past anymore#and please i'm so tired please for the love of god don't tag this with self deprecating shit like 'but i dont deserve anything'#you're only feeding into your mental health getting worse and you're using other peoples attempted positivity to do it#its just mean to both you and the op
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arguing with a friend over not all zoomers abandoning normal wallets. i love my george costanza oversized dad wallet. how could you not love a pocket office...
let me hear your wisdom in notes!!!
#so sick of these god damned single nonfold wallets#and especially these super shitty metal clip wallets#all your money showing to the world#two card capacity#i want to carry EVERYTHING#my driver's license my občanka my 3 debit cards my 2 insurance cards my student id my public transport cards my#poll
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Helluva Boss Full Moon Spoilers‼️
Remember that anger is a secondary emotion
#god I’m so sad#WHY DID LOONA SAY THAG#HES RUNNING#HES RUNNING SO FAST#HE ONLY FOCUSES ON FHE SEXT STUFF BC ITS A DISTRACTION FROM HIS FEELINGS#YOU KNOW SONIC HE LIKES TO RUN#GOD#I CANT WAIT FOR ALL THE BLITZO HATERS OUT THERE#TO COMPLETELY MISINTERPRET THIS SCENE#YEAH HE SAID SHITTY THINGS#HE NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE#BUT STOLAS ISNT INNOCENT EITHER#AHHHHHH#I HAVE TOO MANY THOUGHTS#stolitz#helluva boss#stolas#blitzo#hellaverse#helluva blitzo#helluva boss blitz#blitzo x stolas#helluva boss the full moon spoilers#helluva boss spoilers#full moon spoilers#helluva boss the full moon#helluva boss full moon#helluva boss full moon spoilers
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bobby nash, 9-1-1 8x03 final approach promo 🚨
#this shot is giving me an aneurysm#HE LOOKS SO GOOD OH MY GOD#he said i am STANDING on a FIRE TRUCK#i’ve been thinking about it for 20 minutes straight#sorry for the shitty quality i’m not good at making gifs#bobby nash#captain bobby nash#118 firefam#bathena#(technically)#9-1-1#911#911 abc#911 show#911 season 8#911 spoilers#em saying things
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highly recommend reading "Dial-Tone Demon" by @sinisternoodles101 and @keplitz
i love the rotary au designs i HAD to stay up and draw em' sorrh its messy im gonna slep now 👍
#dial-tone demon#dial-tone demon au#rotary sun#rotary moon#WHICH BTW THE DESIGNS ARE SO GOOD OH MY GOD?#ive been obsessing for the past... since i read what was on ao3#i need to sleep for work jesus chris#i had touch tone telephone on loop for this#dca fandom#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf dca#sundrop#moondrop#dca au#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#also excuse the shitty colors its late i am the eepy eeper#reigen arataka was a clear vision in my head for this idk what else to say#cw bright colors#bright colors#cw eyestrain#eyestrain#pingdoobles
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breaking news: local divorced not-man is having a terrible fucking time
#I feel like I say this every time but sorry for the shitty pixelation — my dumbass forgot to change the canvas size and dpi#this isn’t all the way done (not to the point where I’d consider it finished) but I’m too tired to keep working on it#so here [chucks the .png through your window]#good omens#I fuckign hate drawing the folds in clothes oh my god why is it so harddddd#my art#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens 2#aziraphale#aziracrow#go2#ineffable lovers#ineffable wives#good omens season 2#good omens fanart#Crowley fanart#good omens angst#gomens#gomens 2#David tennant#anthony j crowley#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale#ineffable divorce#final fifteen#art#fanart#gomens fanart#good omens 2 fanart
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local cis man makes a “joke” tiktok that excludes trans men from the phrase “trans people” and mocks the music we make based on a stereotype that’s already been mocked to death, then makes a follow up video directed at the trans men who told him it wasn’t a funny joke or just made them feel shitty where he just doubles down and says the joke was fine because it “wasn’t serious” and that the trans men who didn’t like it are “directing their energy in the wrong place”.
maybe one day cis people will learn that 1) most trans jokes simply are not for them to make, regardless of how funny they think the joke would be, and 2) it’s not for them to decide if the trans people they chose to joke about are allowed to be upset that the joke was made. i honestly wouldn’t have even bothered making a post about this if it was just the original video because a lot of trans people also make jokes like this (which i still don’t think are funny or fair) so he could be forgiven for thinking no one would be upset, but the doubling down really rubs me the wrong way.
like, if we can’t even trust cis people to listen to our feelings on something as silly as a joke tiktok about music, how can we trust them to listen to us when it really counts? you can say it’s not that serious all you want, but when it’s already been demonstrated that you don’t always know how something will actually affect trans men, can you really expect us to trust that you’ll know when it is that serious?
because the message that response sends is this: “i find you fun to laugh at, but i don’t think you’re worth the trouble of caring about your feelings. i would rather enjoy myself and entertain others at your expense.” and is that the kind of message you want to send to anyone, especially a group of people you seemingly interact with enough to be familiar with the jokes made about them in their community? even if it wasn’t anti-transmasculine, it would still just be mean, and it’s certainly not a message that will make us see you as trustworthy when shit gets bad.
#obligatory ‘please do not harass him’ both because that would be shitty and because clearly he won’t listen to us anyway#it’s like five days old and that follow up is the closest there’s been to an acknowledgement of people’s feelings about it so. don’t bother#i don’t actually think any of y’all would do that but god only knows someone would accuse me of trying to make that happen by linking it#examples of transandrophobia#transandrophobia#transandromisia#transmisandry#virilmisia#virilphobia#anti transmasculinity#transmascphobia
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is this anything
#height difference SO innaccurate here#god i havent posted fandom content in a while#we're... so back??#we're a little bit back#link is using sign language. btw#that is important to me#ignore how shitty the hands are sorry its 1:50 am#dungeon meshi#the legend of zelda#my art#fanart#crossover#laios touden#link#dunmeshi#tloz#botw#totk#legend of zelda#delicious in dungeon#loz
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1930's French home designed by Pierre Petit. Featured in World of Interiors.
#art deco#interior#interior design#decor#home decor#god how does one post on tumblr now adays without getting shitty image quality#it's been so long lol#mine
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uhm idk what happened but apparently harem (reverse harem!????) time-???
#EXTREMELY SHITTY CONCEPT UDK HOW IT HAPPENED AND YES ITS A MESS I DONT CARE#utmv#traditional scribbles shitty edition#again#undertale#sans ships#poly ships#dust sans#murder sans#horror sans#killer sans#cross sans#fell sans#blue sans#swap sans#GRRRRR#ut au#sans aus#bad sanses#WHY IS DUST SO SHIPABLE.#my art ig#i’m to lazy to draw fr#eat the slop my fellow shippers#do i even with ship tags at this point oh god um#horrordust#dustberry#kist#crossdust#dustard#DO YOU SEE IT DO YOU SEE PAST THE SHITTY ART DO YOU SEE MY IMAG-💥
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Kitchen Nightmares, S5 E1
#kitchen nightmares#kn lb#do i even have to explain why i dropped everything to capture this moment#you don't understand her smile makes me fucking insane#slowly unfurling like when the fucking grinch he realized he was gonna steal christmas#the staff on kn ARE NEVER FUCKING AROUND#especially when their bosses are shitty like. oh my god#it's the best part of this show hands down lol#love when the staff get tired of being nice#also im so glad i got that EXACT last frame it really really encapsulates the energy
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we need to talk about Inprnt.com
Following a really good post with more screenshots and evidence by @dynasoar5 i'm going to talk about my own experiences with @inprnt and why I am about to put my shop on indefinite hiatus from Monday the 14th of August.
First of all I'll say that since starting my print shop last year it has been a significant help to me financially - I was able to not worry about affording car insurance or motor tax (together commonly over a thousand euro) when I bought my first car, for example. I am immeasurably grateful to anyone who chose to buy one and I treasure all the pictures I've been sent of my prints hanging up on people's walls. Right now they are displayed in a real (if small) art exhibition in my home town.
(top right print is not from inprnt though)
They're great prints. Never had any complaints about them. But here's what's going on behind the scenes.
Earlier this year, around March or April, Inprnt sales started increasing in regularity. I'd made as much as $600 a week during previous sales when I made proper promo posts here, but with this increase in regularity, I felt that I couldn't make promo posts every single week. And then one day, I'm not sure when tbh, the sale just never ended. It just didn't stop having that "Ending soon! 15% off your order" banner at the top of the site. Right now it says "Final Hours: $5 Worldwide shipping and save up to 35% off your order!" and not even for a second do I believe in this final hours bullshit. It's been 'final hours' for weeks now. Months, even.
Why is this a problem? Well, how tf am I meant to make a promo post for a sale that is always "ending soon!!" and then never ends. One week it'll say "this weekend only!!" and then when the weekend is over, the sale banner just changes its wording and the sale doesn't end. I can't promo this, it makes me look like a liar and a skeevy salesman by association! It makes the site look like it's 1 week from crashing and burning, and the site owners are just scrabbling to suck as much money from artists as possible before they drown.
And they are sucking money from us. To peel back the curtain, Inprnt money can only be transferred to my paypal account 30 days after the sale is made, just in case the order is cancelled and refunded. This means I used to make one withdrawal every couple of months, when there was enough build-up of money to make it worthwhile. It also forbids withdrawing any sum under $50 btw. I would make a withdrawal request and then, after a 10 business day wait, it would reach my Paypal account.
Not anymore! The past few withdrawals have taken over a month to complete. They are straight up keeping my earnings from me for longer the agreed period. This was my last fulfilled withdrawal:
Note the date.
Almost two months.
And here is the latest withdrawal request that still has not been fulfilled.
It's coming up on 1 month and if the pattern continues, it could literally be November or December by the time I fully clear all sales.
So what's going to happen to my print shop? Because my art is currently being exhibited with a QR code linking to the shop, I can't close the shop this week. Instead I will close it on Monday the 14th of August, next week. That means that on the 14th of September, I can withdraw all of the remaining money without having any left over. My account balance will go to 0 and stay there. Although I'll de-list my prints I will leave my account there, because at the end of the day I don't want to leave Inprnt. It still offers the best artist margins and as I'm now unemployed after graduating, the additional support is such a load off my mind. So this is a chance to wait and see - if they improve their services, I'll happily re-open.
It's a big deal to me because selling prints is sort of my ideal life as an artist. I never had the attention span or self-discipline for commission work and I found that it left me creatively stagnant. I always want to try new things, new concepts and ideas, and being able to think "yeah, people will like this as a print" while I experiment is honestly very reassuring. And I know that in going on hiatus, it'll break a lot of "buy a print" links in my circulating posts. Oh well lmao. If you want to buy a print right now - go ahead, it might be your last opportunity. Another way to support me would be to check out my ko-fi for once-off donations or some nice sketchbooks/comics/book samples you can buy, or subscribing to my Patreon.
As of right now, Inprnt owes me $381 (the unfulfilled request submitted above for $186.60 and my current standing balance of $194.80 which takes 30 days from each transaction to clear).
#it's so god damn insulting u know. even redbubble threw its shitty payouts directly into my paypal asap#inprnt
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some select shots for this gif because they deserve a little spotlight
#each one of these was an edit in and of itself and well. i think they look cool as hell#i really like the gritty film aesthetic#the hell shots. those were so hard to edit bc the hell lighting is so shitty but. they came out sooo good i'm obsessed#also the moriah gun one. god that scene was so BRIGHT. but i edited it to look dark and gritty woo!#the jack shot is also a fave#they're all a fave. i had a Vision and i managed to pull it off#myedits#spnsept24
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