#god these two get me every time

[egophiliac]

C'MON TO THE THEATER!

I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Clown to Equine communication failed; They are separate species.

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[xxplastic-cubexx]

it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

[xtinyslip]

demongemz​:

Will smiled softly he had always loved people who liked animals, especially dogs, so when he saw Kassie light up at his pack he couldn’t help but smile as well, it was clear they were very happy to see yet another person who’d shower them with attention like her did daily. “It’s been a while and what can I say Winston may have told everyone about the cool girl he and I ran into” he mused before waiting, he knew she was thinking about his question glad she didn’t feel the need to just immediately reply with that she was fine when he knew that wasn’t the case. “I��ve been doing alright myself, a little crazy at work if I’m honest so I just needed to take a break so to speak” He mused before whistling for Winston to come running over to give the girl a quick lick. “He is doing well and hasn’t left my side recently, but he has missed his new friend” he mused before chuckling softly “You would be the first person outside of your mother and aunt to have ever called me nice. But you know if you ever need me, you can request me, Not everyone who wears a badge is a good person” He replied before nodding his head “I did, Do you want to talk about it? I’ve been told I’m a pretty good listener” @xtinyslip​

kassie liked will. it wasn’t as if she had spent as much time around him as maybe she wanted to but he seemed nice. there never felt like there was any expectations with him, like she could just be herself and that was cool. plus, he had dogs and kassie had no idea how much she liked him till she’d met winston. “i am unforgettable.” her comment was a joke, regarding winston telling everyone how cool she was. the truth was, she hadn’t forgotten meeting them either. how could she? it had been a good thing amongst a lot of terrible things that had been happening. “they want your help catching those bad men? the ones with the traps?” it was pretty easy to overhear at the station, especially when everyone had basically made it their mission to act like she hadn’t existed. “you have to promise you’ll be safe. okay?” because her mom had always spoke fondly of him and she didn’t want her losing anyone else. hell, kassie didn’t want to lose anyone else. “hey.” beaming a smile at the dog as he came over, gently ruffling under his chin. “i’ve missed you guys too!” it was true. “but maybe i can help you walk them sometimes?” not that he needed help. “you are nice. i can tell. people aren’t very quick to say good things.” oh, but very quick to comment once someone screwed up. “they would have had to talk to me for me to be able to put any request in.” jerks, actual jerks. kassie, brought her hands together, playing with them nervously. “you won’t like what i tell you. no one does.” @demongemz

xtinyslip​:

KASSIE COULDN’T HELP BUT SMILE AT THE SIGHT OF THE DOGS. even though she’d never really been brought up around animals, she couldn’t help but feel comforted by their presence. there had been so much going on lately, it was like she got over one thing and then another five things grew in its place. no, she wasn’t proud of what had happened with the detective. at the same time… he really hadn’t needed to be such a jerk about it. “will! hey!” she liked him. he didn’t pick at her behaviour or prod and push her about her mother or anything. it was as if she could actually talk to him. of course, her eyes were on the dogs as she watched them, a small smile on her face. her delay in response wasn’t because of those reasons but she was trying to find an honest answer. “i’ve been okay i guess. how are you? how’s winston?” digging her hands deeper into her pockets. “you seem to nice to be a cop.” no, she hadn’t had the best experience with any of them. “… but you heard about that?” about her arrest. @demongemz

Will smiled softly he had always loved people who liked animals, especially dogs, so when he saw Kassie light up at his pack he couldn’t help but smile as well, it was clear they were very happy to see yet another person who’d shower them with attention like her did daily. “It’s been a while and what can I say Winston may have told everyone about the cool girl he and I ran into” he mused before waiting, he knew she was thinking about his question glad she didn’t feel the need to just immediately reply with that she was fine when he knew that wasn’t the case. “I’ve been doing alright myself, a little crazy at work if I’m honest so I just needed to take a break so to speak” He mused before whistling for Winston to come running over to give the girl a quick lick. “He is doing well and hasn’t left my side recently, but he has missed his new friend” he mused before chuckling softly “You would be the first person outside of your mother and aunt to have ever called me nice. But you know if you ever need me, you can request me, Not everyone who wears a badge is a good person” He replied before nodding his head “I did, Do you want to talk about it? I’ve been told I’m a pretty good listener” @xtinyslip​

[tomboxed]

hannibal crossing is very real to me

many thanks to my will graham :33 @bainesy141

[daily-crowley]

Crowley Of The Day: gorgeous 😍

(I used up all my hashtags that I couldn’t do my usual GO tags that I always do lol I don’t care)

[crimeronan]

you guys Know i'm not prone to softness in fiction but this exchange Did make my heart seize up. and i did immediately listen to it five more times.

oh god i am not immune to former enemies turned close friends who rib each other all the time but trust each other implicitly n unquestioningly with everything they are. Oh God .

[kenjo-arts]

Oh would you look at that! It's monday! Is this still a thing?

🥚💚 <3

C!DREAM EGGS MONDAY!!!! but lil blob!

[cozylittleartblog]

being depressed sucks, but at the same time it did stop me from drawing illuminaughti fanart like four days before the shit(tm) popped off with her back in may

silver linings i guess

[spotaus]

Hi guys, this is usually what a doodle page ends up looking like <3 (oh, and @ancha-aus thought you might like this! Not writing but certainly fuel to my fire lol-)

This one is New Age filled!!! (Close-ups abd Lore beneath the cut!)

1) Night and Cross!

Night is actually very clingy once he's a teen. He doesn't usually realize it, but around the castle he'll snake to be closer to his Knights so long as there's no one he needs to keep his composure infront of is nearby. Cross is the one who's not used to physical touch (when it's not Ink ofc) so Night in his personal bubble makes his heart melt but also scares tf out of him <3

2) Error and Night's Meeting!

Error was carrying his whole life on his back and trying not to get arrested for unintentional property damage at this point, so when he saw the chance to get back at his brother and prove he was strong enough? Yeah, he got that on chance instantly. And was VERY smug when Nightmare chose him. (Also, Error is wearing gloves, so less Haphephobia)

3) Dream and Blue designs!

I think these are good tentative designs! Dream probably has a more regal fit, but he likes to play up that rugged exile look- He's inspired by Archers, while Blue takes on that classic Knightly-vibe. Their equipment is mostly stolen from Night's troops or brought with them from Blue's home kingdom.

Also, Dream is approx Killer's height at this point, shorter than Cross and *much* shorter than Apple!Nightmare. (Hc that Skeletons tend to be tinier in stature thanks to weird monster beauty standards. Horror and Geno's fam are outliers.)

4) Horror and Dust designs!

Horror is naturally a very *large* monster. He's very malnourished when Nightmare meets him, but by the time he's a Knight Nightmare has made sure that's no longer the case. He actually loves comfy, simple clothes, but to play up the whole 'strong mysterious' bit he wears a more barbaric Knight's garb. He doesn't mind acting scary, it's more fun that way :]. Dust is very very small, and envies horror sometimes for his size, but his tiny stature let's him control his body and move a lot quicker. He's very much based on a rogue, and usually covers the lower part of his face w/ a black cloth, and the upper part w/ his hood or mask. Dust only removes both to bathe, eat, or relax in a safe location. (Ignore that I can't draw the stupid gaster blaster lmao-)

These last two were space-fillers, but Cross and his Borzoi (Windmill, otherwise known as Milly (Killer named her-)) and really bad first wips of Ccino! I think Ccino was a chubby, happy toddler, but lost a lot of 'weight' (bone mass? Magic?) due to stress and pressure and bad eating habits. So it isn't until a while after the Coronation that he starts to relax abd feel safe enough to eat normal meals (Nightmare used to guilt him into eating snacks together, but as his boss (and younger brother) he can encourage it more often). By the time Killer shows he's still not quite healthy, but he's better. As more weight is lifted off his shoulders, the better he is. (That 'beauty' most people saw was a more stereotypical slimness, but Killer never stopped seeing Ccino as beautiful-) I think he never looked traditionally underweight, so no one noticed, and it was only much later that Night processed it. (And maybe it's why Dream hardly recognized him later on-)

[ryllen]

alex who is good at heart & said  “good luck” when he rejected you after  “nah... I'm gonna ask someone else” on flower dance festival

and actually care about having friends,

that he has been acting friendly to u even at 0 hearts, in seek of new friend opportunity.

[sciderman]

howard the duck (1976) #10

[dykedvonte]

I think the most baffling thing about the Tulpar as a vessel to me is the fact that the ship really did only have a one way communication system.

I know it was cheap but even the most basic of vessels regarding major transport would have some way, shape or form for outside communication. Not only that but there was absolutely no form of innate emergency signal to show they may have been offline or in trouble despite clearly having a system to dock credits if they went off course. It's another factor that really shows that bad situations are made to get worse by design. One person who is required to relay all information to the crew and make all the choices without feedback. No way to update or call for help in case of a dire situation. No way to inform of inner personal conflicts and acquire procedures accordingly.

It really is like they are all in some sort of fucked up solitary confinement. They have their own world with strict roles that are meaningless in the end, as long as the cargo makes it, it doesn't matter what happens on that ship to the company. They don't want to hear anything and will come to conclusions on what happened based on how much pay they can withhold from the workers. Even what they do send is short, sterile and corporate to the extent it was likely written and sent out with a command by some random unmanned computer in an office.

There's something to be said about how unfair it is to force absolute power and control onto one person when you as an entity could do so much more to offload it but I've said it many times before so I won't again.

[triglycercule]

murder time trio should get to all experiment with dead bodies. why? because they can and it would be cool (okay but seriously i'll provide an explanation). all these freaks are scientists. i think it would be cool and funky if they all got to experiment! except morbidly and bloodily because none of them are right in the head now

killer like has his whole thing with wanting SOULs for some unspecified reason??? i'm just gonna steal the common interpretation that it's so he can find a way to fix his own soul through coding. but like,,,, what does he do with the desd bodies??? all the fellas he stole those souls from??? well this is where dust and horror come in

it's One Panel and i'm ABSOLUTELY reaching here but there's a (single) panel in horrortale where horror's pulling apart some sort of human limb like an arm with a device. why? what for? i dont fucking know at all man like papyrus said why is he always doing something weird in his room. anyways i'm just gonna guess its probably for rationing in horrortale (but it could also be that horror just felt like ripping apart an arm. for scientific purposes. or because he did this after ripping off aliza's arm so maybe he's doing some sort of recollection reflection or something i dunno im not a professional on this man). killer could totally send all the already dead HUMAN bodies horror's way for horrortale's food situation. maybe horror likes to dissect the humans yk maybe he's not just the type of bash (a head open) and dash. monsters dust so you cant see their guts but humans dont so horror gets prime time first hand experience on the human body! and then after he's done poking around in the brain he can give the meat and organs to papyrus for him to do his specific spaghetti confectionery

but but but what about the monsters that killer takes the souls from! surely he doesn't just take from only humans (dude idk if he actually does take from only human or monster. probably not right? he needs to study BOTH types of code so he can be most informed) so he must also take monster souls. and fortunately for dust (i do NOT think he'd quite like handling gore) monsters don't leave behind bodies or blood or allat they leave behind dust. hah. dust experiment with dust. i think its already a headcanon out there that dust likes to study dust. i cant exactly recall WHY exactly but maybe it's for sentimental reasons or just something to do to pass time between resets. so killer can just pass on whatever dust he gets to him and he can put it under his little microscope and be a little nerd what a GEEK. give this guy glasses and remove all his teeth but one i guarantee you he'll look like 🤓

and once again i hear you cry out but but triglycercule! why would killer even give the dead bodies and stuff to horror and dust in the first place??? erm number one because i said so silly. jk. and number two (if we're going in a nightmare's gang context here) it could be as a way for killer to gain horror and dust's trust. a way for them not to tattle on him for stealing souls for some unknown reason. maybe there's somehow important coding information left behind in the bodies/dust (because that's literally what utmv is made of) and killer wants dust and horror to do that work for him for some reason. maybe just a way for him to get rid of evidence maybe if theyre buddy pals and close enough just as a gift. i dunno man there's a bunch of reasons as to why he could possibly do this. i just really liked the thought of the trio all wearing fancy lab coats and goggles and i was like damn how can i make this a real possibility

[backpackingspace]

Young odysseus convincing everyone Ithaca is nothing but a poor island with rocks and goats to avoid any raids/conquerors/so he doesn't get murdered for talking to Helen bc "it's not like he's a real choice"

Young odysseus falling in love with Penelope at the same event: wait. Wait shit I fucked up hold on just hear me out

[edwinisms]

love seeing that the tag is trending. as if it means anything