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tabieeee · 2 years ago

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speakermen learn of their local fan alt title: cameraman gets bullied with affection for being a simp (he never hears the end of it)

#skibidi toilet #cameraman #speakerman #cameraman x speakerman #comics #god im laughing so hard at this shit #i just hope it's readable #i havent done comics like #ever #myart #oc streak #skibidi toilet fanart #skibiditoilet fandom #dafuqboom #skibidi toilet oc

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3-aem · 7 months ago

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when he splash his pure shit water up ur nose during butt bath time and then acts like the victim

#he also decided he would fight me and roll around in that shit water #so full bath #he is getting a churi or whatever its cLled after but i am literally so annoyed at him rn #okay but also i did laugh very hard seeing his little rat ass bolt out of the bathroom #and trail water everywhere #god i hate him if i get a sinus infection his ass will be on the streets #not srs #churus lowkey make me give a side eye #bc its always something a cat can eat plus something a cat definitely cannot eat #and im just like i hope there arent actual green onions in this….#this is why u always have a neti pop on hand #kms

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bookshelfpassageway · 10 days ago

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i'm gonna be the one insufferable bastard on this earth that liked everhood 2, huh

#my posts #everhood 2 #everhood 2 spoilers #if i get right down to it. what did i want from this game?#well i wanted more BANGER music. i wanted to be overwhelmed and surprised and lost and to feel shrimp emotions on existential scale #did i get these things? well... yeah! i did actually! were they worth anything less in that moment for how it ended?#it was real to me in that moment. i remember these feelings. i remember them warmly. those little aliens destroyed me i tried so hard #and the world where i got the green weapon had me making the crying cat meme face #i burst out fucking laughing many times #they happened and they were real then so why not now?#and honestly what COULD you do with the narrative at that point? anything less than fundamentally radical would ring hollow #like you could do a traditional plot that functions correctly and moves characters along arcs. but is that REALLY what you wanted?#in EVERHOOD? In everhood. you wanted a normal plot structure. in everhood?#and what else could you have even done that wasnt in essence rehashing everhood 1? i think i liked it better than where it was ALMOST going #it felt like a fever dream to play. like watching alice in wonderland. shit just happens man. these stories are rare #we've made the euthanasia rollercoaster into a fractal. spiral tighter run faster reach higher yearn forever.#fall into the kaleidoscope and grab your popcorn to watch the infinite combinations of static on the screen #you were there. you felt things. you can draw anything out of nothing. you can send everything back to nothing. for the love of god make ar #any art. any quality. just something that was real to you in that moment and in so doing forever. if someone tells you youre doing it wrong #then you should explode with your mind and in your art and LAUGH #apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime anything and everything all of the time #(its fine to dislike it i just found it fascinating in a way which is often more interesting than ''good''.)#(i live for the intersection of absurdity and meaning)#also i felt closer to the companions in this game than EH 1 since you spent more time in them #also cmon we got time with the sexiest character in the foreign gnome universe. the pandering one for a CERTAIN demographic. w big assets.#THATS RIGHT IM TALKIN ABOUT IRVINE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!#you thought i was gonna say someone else? well tough shit. youre wrong.#anyway my main quibble with this game really was the english translation needed more time to cook for real

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puppppppppy · 4 months ago

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hey just to let you know, I wrote the dick pic comic from you abogagos post into a fic! I found the situation hilarious and decided to give it a go.

here's the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60821428

feel free to give it a read!

LETS FUCKING GO

#NO FUCKING WAY YOU NAMED IT ‘ACCIDENTALLY?’#IM LOSING MY SHIT . IM ACTUALLY. LAUGHED SO HARD READING THIS #THEYRE SO STUPID I HATE THEM. I LOVE THEM. WTF #edgeworth: for my own sanity I cannot let my mind wander about why wright sounded out of breath right after sending me a- scandalous photo #me: alright yeah makes sense. still got that stick up your ass I fuck w it #edgeworth: so instead im going to make him come out kicking and screaming starting with my vinyl record of Fleetwood Mac Rumours #LMAOOOOO. ARE YOU SERIOJS. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #THIS IS SO OVRR THE TOP AND YET SO BELIEVABLE FOR ME. ACE FUCKIGN ATTORNEY #casually dropping the bombshell that Phoenix Wright does thirst traps on tinder AS FHE LEAD UP TO THIS. AND IT WORKS #I ENJOYED READING THIS SM IM HONORED YOU TOOK IT AND ROLLED WITH IT. OH MY GOD

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rapidhighway · 2 months ago

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next week is gonna be so fuuucking bad and terrible

#im still not in a workshop #i have to pick one i have to its obligatory but god i dont want to i dont have the energy i dont have the confidence to even apply to one #i cant talk to a prof i cant talk to anyone and my portfolio is so shit theres barely anything in there tbh i feel like im gonna get laughe #at or something i feel nauseous at the thought ohgoodddd #im gonna spend next week crying so hard man idk what ill actually do about this

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lovelywingsart · 5 months ago

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Being at a new job while having connections to the old job is fun because you get to actively sit back and watch it all fucking burn and laugh about it

Gods I'm so fucking happy I got out when I did. It's a fucking glorious mess and I get to watch it happen.

I may be in physical pain because of what the new job is (for now), but it's worth it for this.

#don't mind me i'm just rambling about shite atm #and reveling in the downfall of something that started to affect my health as bad as the restaurant did a few years ago #I used to work in a hotel and now Im in a warehouse #my husband still works in that hotel #and we are able to see reviews left #and by the gods im laughing so fucking hard at the metric clusterfuck of bad shit currently happening #the husband is giving me updates and ALSO looking for a new job #so many of the actually good people- me and him included- are leaving or HAVE left because of the bullshit #thus leaving people who dont give a fuck and don't do their goddamn jobs #and the hotel is suffering MAJORLY for it #love watching toxic fucking environments crash and burn

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jackals-ships · 15 days ago

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sea i was gonna say everyone needs to close their eyes bc don't like at me while im in youtube bc if im not Observed then mine sins cannot be counted

now im like nonono get back here Don't Conspire-

#jackals barks #/joking but god im giggling SO HARD #its been a weird. few days i needed to lose my shit laughing like this

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qulizalfos · 1 month ago

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omgomgomg

#GUYSSSHSHCHWJXJQJFJAJVJWJJD. HSOCHQOCJQOCBWJCJAK #HOLY FUCOIKGNFNG SHIT. OH MY GOD.#had my first live performance with my theatre group todayyyyyyy #(a midsummer nights dream) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #WE ATE SO HARD I FEAR..#omfg. they’re all so fucking funny i love them AAAAAAAAA #we’re on again tomorrow night im EXTREMELY excited eeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #sosososososososoosososososososooooooooooooooooo incredibly proud rn🥹🥹🥹🥹#it went great and i’m just so!!!!!!!!! i’m sooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#plus the audience were so receptive and laughed in all the right spots and AAAAGAJCHJDJCJD #omgomogmomgomgomgomg. OMFG.#godddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd #i truly love it here #💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛#have to go now i just wanted to say this because AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<333 hello??????!!!!!! ong

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dieno-tsuki · 3 months ago

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hi how is everyones day going ? today i spilt boba over my entire hoodie in front of 5 people in the mall because the world hates me 😁😁

#scar.txt #im finally free enough to yap but i hope it was marginally better than mine #there were way more people around i just hope they didnt see😭😭#but most embarrassing experience of my ENTIRE life #thank GOD it was fruit tea and not milk tea #and that i chose to wear a shirt underneath #but like my brother walked back to me and saw so he laughed so hard while i was just ‘😃’ because it somehow splashed on my face too #and this lady was death glaring the shit out of me like i fucking chose to take a tea bath #all of this on 4.5 hours of sleep and no lunch like what if that was my final straw

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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 10 months ago

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yeah these guys were never friends and only see each other as coworkers

#<< THE MOST INTENSE SARCASM EVER #FUUUUUCK #idk why this convo hit me so hard #maybe bc its another “stop being so passively suicidal” convo and those always always get to me. side eyes at jay and gillion . .#anyway. NOT going to make thid about jrwi. but holy shit dude. BIG frowny face. but just bc im emotional and not bc im not having fun #because i LOVEEEEE shit like this. yeah. sit on the couch and watch tv and not think about all the terrible shit you just #said to each other and went throuhh and. man.#even just. the little tiny detail od taylor sleeping in her contacts ans realizing she doesnt have her glasses anymore.#that hit me so hard that was so real. and then she laughs because its such a small issue innthe face of everytjing else #but it means she cant read brians facial expressions so she isnt really sure how hes looking at her while he says all of this and.#MAN. MANNNNN. HORSE STARING OUT AT THE OCEAN #reaction time #having a LOT of feelings abt these twooooo #still holding out hope that they dont make it romantic. i need this to be a platonic relationship so very badly (< the aromanticism talking)#but GOD. dont fucking kiss each other please that would make tjings so much worse and complicated.#anyway. not the point. but also kinda the point

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lorephobic · 1 year ago

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idk how to even like. put this pain into words and i would normally vent about this shit on twitter, but the person its about follows me on there so like. anybody have skills for coping with the crushing realization that the person u love most in this world and have built ur life around sees ur current situation together as a temporary hurdle that's preventing them from their truest and happiest self which. is separate from u entirely? anyone know how to deal with this?

#live with my best friend in the whole entire world who. honest to god makes me the happiest person alive.#like im always waxing poetic about her in the tags on posts about platonic love #and i talk about her like she put the stars in the skies because for real it feels like she did for me #she is. the most important person in my life #and every day i feel grateful just to come home and sit with her #like honest to god i cannot imagine a future that is better than this #if i have a bad day i get to come home and my best friend in the world will make me laugh #what more could i ever ask for #but tonight we talked and she made it abundantly clear that. even if i do everything right #even if i'm the perfect roommate and the best friend i can be #in just over a year #when she's making enough money for it #she plans on moving into a place of her own #which like. makes sense for her. of course we were going to get to this point.#but i just. don't know what i'm going to do.#and it kills me that we're on different pages because for some reason i thought this was a long term thing #i thought we were going to move into a house together #i was just telling my coworker this week that we need to move into our forever home soon which was partially a joke #but also. even if i was making a million dollars a year.#i would still want to be here. with her.#or somewhere else. with her.#like it's so hard to imagine a future without her. it breaks my heart and scares the shit out of me.#and i know i can't afford it here. and i can't move in with strangers. and i'm working my dream job but i'm scared that i'm going to have t #give it all up and move back east because. i can't do this alone. and she's all i have. and all i ever wanted.#and she's leaving.#she doesn't want to be with me.#sry this is so fucking. ugh. idk. i just don't know what to do.#for real might just drop everything and move to chicago if it comes down to it ksdkfljdfs #its what sufjan would have wanted #fucked up terrible no good week

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kavehayati · 6 months ago

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Man I just give up.

#dora daily #if only there was a way to just stop everything #idk if I want to die but I want everything to stop #like so many times I go out or smth and something bad happens #or I get triggered in public and I try so hard not to lose myself and start drama in public but I just can’t #every time I show any emotion people start laughing #I can’t even try to stop myself from bawling in the middle of the store without someone #just being so insensitive and rude and diminishing how I feel #you know I say I’m never mad and that is true bc I may seem mad a lot online but I’m not like this irl #but for the first time I actually got mad at someone irl and I was literally gonna beat him #I was genuinely seething so bad it’s not fair and things keep getting worse and worse #I was so close to just throwing this stupid phone and shattering it and ripping up those dumbass #birthday cards they sell in the store #and that stupid bitch of a sister I have is so fucking stupid #she sees someone anxious and incredibly upset and she acts like that ? fuck her #like bro idek how I have lived for this long and idek why I don’t go and just overdose on SOMETHING right now because #logically speaking I should just give up #but I don’t know why I can’t #like please my life is literal shit okay is replying on time so hard for you to fucking do so I don’t go even more insane fuck all of youuuu #UGHHHDJSOS #I SWEAR TO GOD I am so sick of this just you all wait #none of you deserve normal treatment all you deserve is something even worse than ghosting #just you wait let this stupid semester end and I’ll deactivate my socials go speak to the fucking wall you morons #you think I’m gonna wait around what are you paying me to be here ? if anything IM paying with my sanity #like if this was related to a spouse who was a billionaire but he was treating me as shittily as you guys treat me then I’ll say fine #at least I’m getting something out of this transaction who gives a fuck #but im not getting paid #im not receiving support #I’m getting laughed at and ignored #and used only at YOUR CONVENIENCE !!! what the FUCK ! I don’t exist for anyone and certainly not yall even if I did.

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fiendishartist2 · 7 months ago

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google what to do when you feel like a failure

#i dont like to admit jt but maybe major traumatic events actually do effect me...........#how can not understanding an email make me feel like my whole life is shit and ive never been good at anything like get a grip #idk i feel like its not even my life anymore. im just here and i cant do anything the same ever again #i cant laugh the same i cant act the same i cant think the same. i dont want to be in this moment i wish i was somewhere else #im not gonna flunk out bc i cant let one incident control my whole life #but everything is so hard now. i feel like i cant do anything right #sorry ill delete this later i just get weird when im alone #but god i want to be alone so bad

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purpldawne · 8 months ago

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actually wait that poll unlocked a fuckin memory and i feel like talking about it so‼️

( not tmi or anything but in case this gets long or you don't wanna read it im putting a page break here LMAO )

ok so on my 18th birthday, my grandparents REALLY wanted to go to dinner to celebrate. i didnt really wanna, but i got to dress up so i said fuck it. this was around when debates over trans women in sports were first brought to the mainstream ( as far i know ) right. so we're sitting there in the restaurant, im eating my cake, and my grandfather starts going off about how they're letting men compete against women and how unfair it is and shit. WHILE WE'RE CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY. IN FRONT OF ME. THEIR GNC GRANDCHILD. WHO REFERS TO HIMSELF WITH MASCULINE TERMS EVERY TIME YOU SEE HIM. LOUDLY. it's been two years and i STILL can't believe the audacity. like YOU invited ME out to dinner and start talking that shit?? if they weren't family and we weren't in public i would have told em to shut the fuck up

#they STILL talk about this stuff at family gatherings too apparently #i always keep to myself til we leave but my ma has told me they complain about people demanding you use the right pronouns or whatever #and god bless her soul she tried to be like 'actually its not that hard even if you cant tell because you shouldn't assume' and #'if they tell you how to refer to them its just basic human decency to respect that'#no clue how they took it since i wasnt there but they just ended the conversation after that 😭😭#god dont even get me started on my uncle #hes awful and clearly mentally unwell and obviously really old #we have a family friend who had two moms right. they never tried to hide it and didnt really acknowledge it as anything weird. bc it wasnt.#my uncle is the one that introduced us so clearly he knew their mom was gay #and he did #he never said anything about it while we were kids out of fear of making us gay or smth #but at the last family gathering he was updating me on what was going on with them cuz we havent seen em in a while #and he told me that their daughter had apparently gotten a boyfriend #which is great! im really happy for her #but my uncle was like 'yeah i was getting worried because of ( one of her mothers names ) being. . . you know?'#and i was???? flabbergasted?????? esp because of personal things with their parents he was JUST telling me about #this is the same guy who after 20 years STILL cant spell my deadname right. not relevant just still so fucking funny to me #but yeah he laughed when he said it and everything like he was making a funny joke #tbf there is smth so insanely comedic about telling your butch niece you were afraid someone 50 years younger than you liked other women #just because her mom did #crazy shit

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shanti-ashant-hai · 10 months ago

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#found a letter i wrote to my “18 year old self” when i was 10 #god 10 year old me was so full of life #so ready to do things #she was obsessed with getting her way and working for it #now someone tells me to do hard work and i just. stop breathing #and ive fulfilled little me's wish of getting into BHU and still being friends with my childhood friends #but the last line. the last fucking line.#“its ok if you dont do any of that as long as you are happy and mumma and papa love you and are proud of you”#WHAT IF I CRIED #happy? mumma proud of me? what are those but little whims #mere fantasies that can never be fulfilled #10 year old shanti wished for something and did everything in her power to achieve it #she knew she wasnt talented and said “ok then hardwork it is”#19 year old shanti is tired. exhausted. done.#i know im not talented and i'll only get my way through hardwork. and i dont. fucking. want to.#is it even worth it?#im not even as happy as i thought id be #i want to be 10 #i want to run around with scraped knees #to drink glucon-D and laugh with my friends about fart jokes #i want to reverse time #i want my mother to look at me with love #i want her to stroke my hair and feed me my favourite meal and tell me its ok if im mediocre #10 year old me had her fucking shit together and didnt know it #“i love you older me. you're amazing”#thank you younger me. i hope you. atleast. are proud of me.#shanti ki ashanti suno

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that1notetaker · 1 year ago

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Spoilers for Loki episode 4 under the cut

GET SPAGUETTIED IDIOT

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