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tabieeee · 1 year ago

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speakermen learn of their local fan alt title: cameraman gets bullied with affection for being a simp (he never hears the end of it)

#skibidi toilet #cameraman #speakerman #cameraman x speakerman #comics #god im laughing so hard at this shit #i just hope it's readable #i havent done comics like #ever #myart #oc streak #skibidi toilet fanart #skibiditoilet fandom #dafuqboom #skibidi toilet oc

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3-aem · 3 months ago

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when he splash his pure shit water up ur nose during butt bath time and then acts like the victim

#he also decided he would fight me and roll around in that shit water #so full bath #he is getting a churi or whatever its cLled after but i am literally so annoyed at him rn #okay but also i did laugh very hard seeing his little rat ass bolt out of the bathroom #and trail water everywhere #god i hate him if i get a sinus infection his ass will be on the streets #not srs #churus lowkey make me give a side eye #bc its always something a cat can eat plus something a cat definitely cannot eat #and im just like i hope there arent actual green onions in this….#this is why u always have a neti pop on hand #kms

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puppyeared · 17 days ago

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hey just to let you know, I wrote the dick pic comic from you abogagos post into a fic! I found the situation hilarious and decided to give it a go.

here's the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60821428

feel free to give it a read!

LETS FUCKING GO

#NO FUCKING WAY YOU NAMED IT ‘ACCIDENTALLY?’#IM LOSING MY SHIT . IM ACTUALLY. LAUGHED SO HARD READING THIS #THEYRE SO STUPID I HATE THEM. I LOVE THEM. WTF #edgeworth: for my own sanity I cannot let my mind wander about why wright sounded out of breath right after sending me a- scandalous photo #me: alright yeah makes sense. still got that stick up your ass I fuck w it #edgeworth: so instead im going to make him come out kicking and screaming starting with my vinyl record of Fleetwood Mac Rumours #LMAOOOOO. ARE YOU SERIOJS. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #THIS IS SO OVRR THE TOP AND YET SO BELIEVABLE FOR ME. ACE FUCKIGN ATTORNEY #casually dropping the bombshell that Phoenix Wright does thirst traps on tinder AS FHE LEAD UP TO THIS. AND IT WORKS #I ENJOYED READING THIS SM IM HONORED YOU TOOK IT AND ROLLED WITH IT. OH MY GOD

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lovelywingsart · 30 days ago

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Being at a new job while having connections to the old job is fun because you get to actively sit back and watch it all fucking burn and laugh about it

Gods I'm so fucking happy I got out when I did. It's a fucking glorious mess and I get to watch it happen.

I may be in physical pain because of what the new job is (for now), but it's worth it for this.

#don't mind me i'm just rambling about shite atm #and reveling in the downfall of something that started to affect my health as bad as the restaurant did a few years ago #I used to work in a hotel and now Im in a warehouse #my husband still works in that hotel #and we are able to see reviews left #and by the gods im laughing so fucking hard at the metric clusterfuck of bad shit currently happening #the husband is giving me updates and ALSO looking for a new job #so many of the actually good people- me and him included- are leaving or HAVE left because of the bullshit #thus leaving people who dont give a fuck and don't do their goddamn jobs #and the hotel is suffering MAJORLY for it #love watching toxic fucking environments crash and burn

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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 6 months ago

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yeah these guys were never friends and only see each other as coworkers

#<< THE MOST INTENSE SARCASM EVER #FUUUUUCK #idk why this convo hit me so hard #maybe bc its another “stop being so passively suicidal” convo and those always always get to me. side eyes at jay and gillion . .#anyway. NOT going to make thid about jrwi. but holy shit dude. BIG frowny face. but just bc im emotional and not bc im not having fun #because i LOVEEEEE shit like this. yeah. sit on the couch and watch tv and not think about all the terrible shit you just #said to each other and went throuhh and. man.#even just. the little tiny detail od taylor sleeping in her contacts ans realizing she doesnt have her glasses anymore.#that hit me so hard that was so real. and then she laughs because its such a small issue innthe face of everytjing else #but it means she cant read brians facial expressions so she isnt really sure how hes looking at her while he says all of this and.#MAN. MANNNNN. HORSE STARING OUT AT THE OCEAN #reaction time #having a LOT of feelings abt these twooooo #still holding out hope that they dont make it romantic. i need this to be a platonic relationship so very badly (< the aromanticism talking)#but GOD. dont fucking kiss each other please that would make tjings so much worse and complicated.#anyway. not the point. but also kinda the point

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lorephobic · 9 months ago

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idk how to even like. put this pain into words and i would normally vent about this shit on twitter, but the person its about follows me on there so like. anybody have skills for coping with the crushing realization that the person u love most in this world and have built ur life around sees ur current situation together as a temporary hurdle that's preventing them from their truest and happiest self which. is separate from u entirely? anyone know how to deal with this?

#live with my best friend in the whole entire world who. honest to god makes me the happiest person alive.#like im always waxing poetic about her in the tags on posts about platonic love #and i talk about her like she put the stars in the skies because for real it feels like she did for me #she is. the most important person in my life #and every day i feel grateful just to come home and sit with her #like honest to god i cannot imagine a future that is better than this #if i have a bad day i get to come home and my best friend in the world will make me laugh #what more could i ever ask for #but tonight we talked and she made it abundantly clear that. even if i do everything right #even if i'm the perfect roommate and the best friend i can be #in just over a year #when she's making enough money for it #she plans on moving into a place of her own #which like. makes sense for her. of course we were going to get to this point.#but i just. don't know what i'm going to do.#and it kills me that we're on different pages because for some reason i thought this was a long term thing #i thought we were going to move into a house together #i was just telling my coworker this week that we need to move into our forever home soon which was partially a joke #but also. even if i was making a million dollars a year.#i would still want to be here. with her.#or somewhere else. with her.#like it's so hard to imagine a future without her. it breaks my heart and scares the shit out of me.#and i know i can't afford it here. and i can't move in with strangers. and i'm working my dream job but i'm scared that i'm going to have t #give it all up and move back east because. i can't do this alone. and she's all i have. and all i ever wanted.#and she's leaving.#she doesn't want to be with me.#sry this is so fucking. ugh. idk. i just don't know what to do.#for real might just drop everything and move to chicago if it comes down to it ksdkfljdfs #its what sufjan would have wanted #fucked up terrible no good week

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kavehater · 2 months ago

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Man I just give up.

#dora daily #if only there was a way to just stop everything #idk if I want to die but I want everything to stop #like so many times I go out or smth and something bad happens #or I get triggered in public and I try so hard not to lose myself and start drama in public but I just can’t #every time I show any emotion people start laughing #I can’t even try to stop myself from bawling in the middle of the store without someone #just being so insensitive and rude and diminishing how I feel #you know I say I’m never mad and that is true bc I may seem mad a lot online but I’m not like this irl #but for the first time I actually got mad at someone irl and I was literally gonna beat him #I was genuinely seething so bad it’s not fair and things keep getting worse and worse #I was so close to just throwing this stupid phone and shattering it and ripping up those dumbass #birthday cards they sell in the store #and that stupid bitch of a sister I have is so fucking stupid #she sees someone anxious and incredibly upset and she acts like that ? fuck her #like bro idek how I have lived for this long and idek why I don’t go and just overdose on SOMETHING right now because #logically speaking I should just give up #but I don’t know why I can’t #like please my life is literal shit okay is replying on time so hard for you to fucking do so I don’t go even more insane fuck all of youuuu #UGHHHDJSOS #I SWEAR TO GOD I am so sick of this just you all wait #none of you deserve normal treatment all you deserve is something even worse than ghosting #just you wait let this stupid semester end and I’ll deactivate my socials go speak to the fucking wall you morons #you think I’m gonna wait around what are you paying me to be here ? if anything IM paying with my sanity #like if this was related to a spouse who was a billionaire but he was treating me as shittily as you guys treat me then I’ll say fine #at least I’m getting something out of this transaction who gives a fuck #but im not getting paid #im not receiving support #I’m getting laughed at and ignored #and used only at YOUR CONVENIENCE !!! what the FUCK ! I don’t exist for anyone and certainly not yall even if I did.

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cowboy-robooty · 1 year ago

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i dont got a gaurdian angel or devil on my shoulder but i do imagine grandad (robert freeman) from the boondocks reacting to everything around me

#been like this for like two months now or something #everytime im too exhausted to get up but am like 'i need to get up to eat dinner' i hear grandads voice like #'have sleep for dinner youre getting fat anyway'#that sounds bad it sounds like i have an eating disorder or some shit that is not true. i love to eat im monkey d luffy irl and its not a #joke. me and wiener are fucking beasts we will go 20 minutes without eating and go gawd... im so hungry rn...#but sometime my demon of a bed traps me like quicksand again and im like i need to eat food.. but god sleep feels so good....#i love the have sleep for dinner youre getting fat anyway line okay it makes me laugh so fucking hard riley be starving af #pretty boy flizzy episode 😍😍😍#i think about the allowance line too all the fuckin time #you want an allowance? i ALLOW you to eat my food. i ALLOW you to burn my electricity. i ALLOW you to sleep in my bed!#robert freeman is so deadass i love him especially when he thought riley was gay and heard tom say all the good things about gay people and #and went 'damn thats a lot of good shit... nah still gotta disown him'#LOL #grandad was not rockin wit that gangstalicious manbag

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quatari · 2 years ago

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so like i wanted to draw a meme but then spent 5 hours rendering this.

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fiendishartist2 · 3 months ago

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google what to do when you feel like a failure

#i dont like to admit jt but maybe major traumatic events actually do effect me...........#how can not understanding an email make me feel like my whole life is shit and ive never been good at anything like get a grip #idk i feel like its not even my life anymore. im just here and i cant do anything the same ever again #i cant laugh the same i cant act the same i cant think the same. i dont want to be in this moment i wish i was somewhere else #im not gonna flunk out bc i cant let one incident control my whole life #but everything is so hard now. i feel like i cant do anything right #sorry ill delete this later i just get weird when im alone #but god i want to be alone so bad

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purpldawne · 5 months ago

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actually wait that poll unlocked a fuckin memory and i feel like talking about it so‼️

( not tmi or anything but in case this gets long or you don't wanna read it im putting a page break here LMAO )

ok so on my 18th birthday, my grandparents REALLY wanted to go to dinner to celebrate. i didnt really wanna, but i got to dress up so i said fuck it. this was around when debates over trans women in sports were first brought to the mainstream ( as far i know ) right. so we're sitting there in the restaurant, im eating my cake, and my grandfather starts going off about how they're letting men compete against women and how unfair it is and shit. WHILE WE'RE CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY. IN FRONT OF ME. THEIR GNC GRANDCHILD. WHO REFERS TO HIMSELF WITH MASCULINE TERMS EVERY TIME YOU SEE HIM. LOUDLY. it's been two years and i STILL can't believe the audacity. like YOU invited ME out to dinner and start talking that shit?? if they weren't family and we weren't in public i would have told em to shut the fuck up

#they STILL talk about this stuff at family gatherings too apparently #i always keep to myself til we leave but my ma has told me they complain about people demanding you use the right pronouns or whatever #and god bless her soul she tried to be like 'actually its not that hard even if you cant tell because you shouldn't assume' and #'if they tell you how to refer to them its just basic human decency to respect that'#no clue how they took it since i wasnt there but they just ended the conversation after that 😭😭#god dont even get me started on my uncle #hes awful and clearly mentally unwell and obviously really old #we have a family friend who had two moms right. they never tried to hide it and didnt really acknowledge it as anything weird. bc it wasnt.#my uncle is the one that introduced us so clearly he knew their mom was gay #and he did #he never said anything about it while we were kids out of fear of making us gay or smth #but at the last family gathering he was updating me on what was going on with them cuz we havent seen em in a while #and he told me that their daughter had apparently gotten a boyfriend #which is great! im really happy for her #but my uncle was like 'yeah i was getting worried because of ( one of her mothers names ) being. . . you know?'#and i was???? flabbergasted?????? esp because of personal things with their parents he was JUST telling me about #this is the same guy who after 20 years STILL cant spell my deadname right. not relevant just still so fucking funny to me #but yeah he laughed when he said it and everything like he was making a funny joke #tbf there is smth so insanely comedic about telling your butch niece you were afraid someone 50 years younger than you liked other women #just because her mom did #crazy shit

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girlypsyop · 1 year ago

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Man. Leaving a toxic relationship is just an exercise in learning how to live in your own head again.

#lot going on in here folks :'(#but also :')#for a few weeks i couldnt be alone couldnt be in silence couldnt just. think.#im loving myself again. im laughing and connecting and god im so excited for what comes next #june 19th lana..... you are my soulmate my rock my queen you are everything to me #bc june 19th lana had the strength to leave #june 19th lana swept me off my fucking feet and she fought and yelled and stayed up for 4 days straight #so that 4 days later i could be free again <3 #i will work so fucking hard for june 19th lana.... i never want her to have any regrets... any whatifs....#im going to give june 19th lana the life she hopes shes fighting for #those four days were torture... moving... yelling... crying crying crying... more moving... driving...#she did that... for me....#literally she talked to me often... she would sit amongst the boxes and fear and heartbreak and shed talk to her future self #which ig is me <3 and shed tell me how she loved me and how i better not screw this up and she begged me to love her again #god i love her again. i love that mess of a girl. beautiful and strong and terrible! and she got out despite the torture.#june 19th lana. also june 20th 21st and 22nd lana. i hear you. you will have such a beautiful wonderful life i swear #one you will never ever second guess #he fucking killed us! he killed you! the connection the devotion the love it masked the insidious truth that you had to die for that shit #the life he could give you...its pathetic compared to what im gonna give you.#and unlike every promise he ever made... i never go back on my word :)#ok bye

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shanti-ashant-hai · 6 months ago

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#found a letter i wrote to my “18 year old self” when i was 10 #god 10 year old me was so full of life #so ready to do things #she was obsessed with getting her way and working for it #now someone tells me to do hard work and i just. stop breathing #and ive fulfilled little me's wish of getting into BHU and still being friends with my childhood friends #but the last line. the last fucking line.#“its ok if you dont do any of that as long as you are happy and mumma and papa love you and are proud of you”#WHAT IF I CRIED #happy? mumma proud of me? what are those but little whims #mere fantasies that can never be fulfilled #10 year old shanti wished for something and did everything in her power to achieve it #she knew she wasnt talented and said “ok then hardwork it is”#19 year old shanti is tired. exhausted. done.#i know im not talented and i'll only get my way through hardwork. and i dont. fucking. want to.#is it even worth it?#im not even as happy as i thought id be #i want to be 10 #i want to run around with scraped knees #to drink glucon-D and laugh with my friends about fart jokes #i want to reverse time #i want my mother to look at me with love #i want her to stroke my hair and feed me my favourite meal and tell me its ok if im mediocre #10 year old me had her fucking shit together and didnt know it #“i love you older me. you're amazing”#thank you younger me. i hope you. atleast. are proud of me.#shanti ki ashanti suno

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that1notetaker · 1 year ago

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Spoilers for Loki episode 4 under the cut

GET SPAGUETTIED IDIOT

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the-cooler-king · 7 months ago

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One of those texts I kind of need to sit on before I decide how I'm going to word it.

I never know how to start these, but I always have an idea on what to say. Your opinion of me actually matters a lot & the implication that you believe that I lie to you or I'm not doing enough is kinda hurtful. It comes across to me like my effort is worthless to you & that what I want doesn't matter at all. I wouldn't bring it up if I didn't think you cared, and I know you're going through a lot and shouldn't have to worry about me, but I'm getting mixed signals that are really throwing me off. What do you want from me? Am I asking too much of you and you don't know how to tell me? I sincerely want to be there for you, regardless of what it looks like to get to that point, but if you don't want me there you can tell me! What you want matters just as much, if not more, to me. I'm not the kind of person to be hostile about things if they don't work out. I don't want to be another source of stress or negativity for you, and I don't want you to be afraid of being honest with me. I constantly question if you're just too nice to tell me you aren't interested anymore, and even if you are, I might need more reassurance than you can give me because I don't think I'm very worth it to anyone for anything. If you don't think I'm trying hard enough then tell me what I need to do to change that! I'm at the point of just not knowing what I bring to your life, if anything at all. You don't need to deal with me on top of everything else, so, I'm sorry for this. Even if you don't text me back I'll feel better once I get it out there. The only thing I've ever been afraid of is not communicating exactly how much I care about you & how much you mean to me - even if it doesn't matter to you, or you don't believe me. If there comes a day where we aren't in each other's lives anymore for whatever reason, I don't want either of us to question what could've been said or done differently or regret not doing more.

#I'm gonna sleep on this one. This could be a Monday night text. Or tomorrow #I'll refine this better. I think it's important to stress the whole Gemini factor here #REALLY mixed signals. If you want me to go just say it #I don't have time for the bait and switch yknow #I don't even think he's aware. Micheal said it pretty straight up and I know he's probably right #But I will be goddamned if I don't give it my best and most honest shot.#I think about Sean a lot sometimes and how much I miss him. It could make me cry #I never got the chance to tell him anything. To show him I made it #He will NEVER get here. He will always be stuck when and where and how he died and that fucking kills me #That pain and raw grief are what keep me going at this point.... he will never experience life after that moment in time #And I am so scared that the same thing will happen to my s/o and he will walk into it with eyes open #And I can't communicate that fear to him. That profound sadness. Watching a movie over and over and hate the ending #It's *hard*. How many times can I watch it happen? How many times will it keep happening? Take my fucking revolution or whatever #I woke up angry today and im committed to being empty and full of resentment I think #I just want to talk to Sean. He would say the same thing micheal did I bet.#God I really miss him huh. Crying and shit or whatever. I don't have time for this #Sean would laugh at me for crying over some hot guy who I am clearly the side girl to #Lmao I would laugh too. Yeah. Get it together.#It's just another relapse so relax sit back and take a deep breath......

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chiistarri · 9 months ago

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imsoo normal about guys byw

#sprry this is the start of my downfall im actually going to theow up and vomit and die #fronting daily actually sucks!and i have no restraint on my curiiusity and i have to figure shit out and i literally want to die #cause like i found out shit i didnt want to and its entirely my fault too bro i cant even be upset cause i went looking for it ughhh #i should be allowed to die afterschool so i dont have to feel anything else tbh thatd be a pleasure great thing whwatever #this is genuinelky the repeat of my downfall again literally september all over again and its just march jesus fucking fhrist bro need todi #the nervous system is so dumb what is ooottfvgvsh or whagevr i hate that dumbass acronym i hate healrhcare #serenity save me 🙏 save me serenity 🙏 come home #everyone keeps sayng that but qith donald trump #anyway back to me i need to scream and not just to serenity cause i feel bad🤭 no emojis are tood enougu anymore bro im going to kms #killing myself so fucking hard like a vampire driving a stake through his heart sort of shit ykwim like a siren drowning ro sokething poeti #save me sid 🙏 sid save me actually hed laugh at me for hthis lowkey which is soo deserved cause real bro why am i breaking down at midnight #on a dchool day too bro again and again i dont want to go to mf schooll and be obsessed w k. hes fine but i genuinely cant do my work #lowkey would iet be weird to talk to my ex ab my relationship with him cause like yea i miss him ykwim and i need closure but i got a crush #cause like on one hand its like i was the one who brokenup ykwim like even if the circumstances werewei4d whatever its like why would i hav #the right to even bring it up and i alr crushed on a new guy and like ignoring the uguult i do like him ughh broni want to kms #i love love i just dont love lvoe for myself cause ugh bro i hare one guy idc ab his crushes but he made me hear ab them lke idc idek him #sorry u had a bad experience w bi girls like idk what u want me to say ??? surprise me too ??? tff ugh i hate love girls #i need a gf but the thoigjt of liking a girl genuinely deeply scares me to my core cause i like girls but ppl dont like that i do ykwim #all mu friends are fucking gay bro idek why im so worried ab liking girls like who is there to disappoint but myself and my entire family #noo pressure qt all being oldest and queerest like ok yeah its midnight happy new years. i need this blanket tobsuffocste me #sleep wrappedup alr like a borito burito i dek and its not enoughh i need a soul crushing embrafe to sleep #ok im done i got post vent clarity i need to sleep #post #erics tag #delete later #serenity needs this as a ref in the morning #i beed my mom to cry to but j cant tell her any of this id rather be eaten alive by bugsbro and if i just cry to her without a reason #shell fs go througj my phone and fimd out why anyway so wjats the pointtt my god i tqlk too much and vent too much #gota flair forbthe dramatics ivguess mb

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