#god i love this movie sfm

[marthajefferson]

MORGAN FREEMAN as AZEEM 'THE GREAT' in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991), dir. Kevin Reynolds

[zombeesknees]

#i feel like philippe considers his kvetching @ the lord monologues to actually be dialogues in a very real sense   #i love philippe the mouse a lot

ladyhawke really has it all. starcrossed lovers. fairytale curses. tiny man who monologues sarcastically to God. slapstick swordfights. synths. being trapped by the narrative even though you’re not the protagonist and whether it ends in joy or tragedy neither will be yours whatever you have to go through to see that end. megaethereal michelle pfeiffer. the existential grief of shapeshifting. victor hugo references. a cool horse. catholic imagery. bad 80s sfx transitions during really emotional scenes. rutger hauer looking really good in black. and of course. The Yearning

[alwaysahiccupandastrid]

Just finished watching the FNAF movie (hooray for early UK release!) and I unironically loved it. Some things I want to mention…

Spoilers under the cut!

MATTHEW LILLARD AS WILLIAM AFTON 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

JOSH HUTCHINSON AS MIKE SCHMIDT 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Honestly me just losing my fucking shit whenever there was a reference to the lore/games?!?! Like I was SO excited it was unreal

THE TOREADOR MARCH?!? FOXY SINGING?!? BALLOON BOY?!?! VANESSA?!? THE FREDDY LAUGH?!? THE “IT’S ME” WRITTEN ON THE MIRROR?!?

Not gory at all tbh like there’s a couple of scenes involving blood but most of the kills cut away before showing anything (there WAS a scene where Freddy chomped someone’s torso in half but you only see her bottom half afterwards, like the bite happens in the shadows)

There were, in fact, five nights at Freddy’s (and one day) (yes I counted lol) and absolutely nothing of particular scariness happened on Nights 1 or 2, Night 3 was cute, Night 4 started off cute but got sad and then Night 5 was kind of terrifying, kind of funny, kind of fucking awesome and filled with lore

They definitely missed a trick by not mentioning the Bite of ‘87 (or ‘83? Idk) or Golden Freddy but I know there MIGHT be a sequel so… 👀

I spent the whole of the movie trying to figure out who the fifth child/animatronic was 💀 like obviously Freddy, Chica, Bonnie and Foxy… was the fifth one the fucking cupcake?!?!

The cupcake was kinda goofy but I loved it all the same

The animatronics went from villains to not villains to villains to not villains again like what a journey

Look most of my FNAF knowledge admittedly comes from watching Markiplier and JackSepticEye playthroughs but since when was Vanessa William Afton’s daughter?!? Also is Vanessa THE Vanny???

Going into soft play with the pre schoolers at work is NOT going to be the same after this film 💀

Literally all of the people in the cinema freaked out when Springtrap appeared oh my god

We have come SO FAR since the SFM fanmade videos of William Afton in the Springtrap suit getting springlocked and dying surrounded by the ghost children in the animatronics like holy shIT?!?!

“I always come back” - cue the 20 people at the 10:50am showing I was in absolutely losing their fucking shit

In the sequel (if there’s a sequel) I DEMAND more Matthew Lillard as William Afton/Springtrap like yeah he’s dead but FLASHBACKS!!!! Prequels?!? So much potential there. What I’m trying to say is that we deserved more of him, he was amazing but only there at the beginning and the very end, that’s my top complaint tbh

Not that scary to be honest but there’s some jump scares

I will say this, it definitely felt VERY campy at times, like there were moments involving murderous animatronics where we were all giggling in the cinema

Abby (Abi?) was VERY cute and sweet but also I wanted to shake her like you fucking idiot why are you going up to the scary ass animatronics?!? Stay in the office with your sleeping brother

The fact Mike still has custody of his sister after their aunt was presumably murdered in his home is not adding up but hey ho 😂

Is it the best movie ever made? No, but it was enjoyable for me so I call it a win

If anyone has any questions or wants to talk about it, feel free to hit me up, I won’t be able to reply until just over 4 hours time though as I’m about to head into nursery and do a shift so… yep!

[r3d-m3dic]

hi call me Lukas or Peter!

Fictionkin of too many characters. Most notably Peter Maximoff and GL!Slimecicle

he/they pronouns!

Do not bring politics on to this blog please. I will occasionally break this rule.

Transgender, Galaxian, Xenogender (Specifics + Pronouns), omnisexual, grayasexual, demisexual, pseudosexual encephaloromantic and ambiamorous. :D

These all have links to definitions if your curious!!

I take art requests and userbox requests.

I don't do commissions.

Autism, ADHD, OCD, and potentially depression.

I get hyperfixations! They will change.

hyperfixations, in order from my earliest memory of hyperfixating, under the cut

Jurassic Park (Summer 2022)

Ghostbusters (Halloween time, 2022)

TF2 (Beginning of 2023 to halfway through summer)

Night at the Museum (Ending of summer 2023)

The Stanley Parable (Some point during NATM hyperfixation)

MHA (End of summer, into fall 2023)

Spiderverse (Fall 2023)

COD (End-ish of fall 2023 to end of November? Or October.)

LOTR and The Hobbit (December-February 2024)

SCP (March-May)

Pacific drive (Some point during SCP hyperfixation. It has ended.)

One Piece (April)

Generation Loss: The Social Experiments (May. Came back on June 16, ended. Also October 11-November 6th.)

Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (May)

That's not my neighbor (June)

Stray (June)

Minecraft Story Mode (June-August 3rd)

Deadpool (August 3rd-August 11th)

Xmen (August 9th-October 12th)

Mouthwashing (November 5th-now)

I also like Godzilla, The Beekeeper, Wobbledogs, raft, phasmophobia, and many other things I can't remember.

Favorite Characters

Jurassic Park: Ian Malcom and Lowery Cruthers

Ghostbusters: Egon Spengler

Tf2: Medic

NATM: Jedediah and Octavius

Stanley Parable: Narrator

MHA: Denki

Spiderverse: Spider-Noir, Hobie Brown, and Pavitr

COD: Graves

LOTR: Boromir

Hobbit: Kili

SCP: Dr. Alto Clef

Pacific Drive: Tobias

One Piece: Zoro

Genloss: Episode 1 slimecicle

SCU: God Bizly

That's not my neighbor: Francis Mosses and Angus Ciprianni

Stray: Jacob. Yes, the bartender.

Minecraft Story Mode: Aiden and Lukas!!!

Deadpool: Colossus and Deadpool

Xmen: Nightcrawler, Gambit, and Quicksilver

Mouthwashing: Daisuke and Curly

NO SPOILERS ON ANYTHING. NONE.

Here's some stuff to help in how to not spoil stuff :D

I haven't watched past season 2 i believe in MHA.

I haven't finished Pacific Drive, but it already got spoiled

I have read volume one and two of One Piece

I've finished LOTR and The Hobbit :)

Watched both spiderverse movies entirely :)

Played all of the modern CODs.

Watched the entirety of NATM

Read all the tf2 comics, watched the official and bunch of non official SFMs. I have watched Emesis blue! Very good.

I have played Stanley Parable.

Have watched everything Jurassic park. Played Jurassic World Evolution 2. I've also played the entirety of Jurassic World Aftermath

Have watched all of the Ghostbusters movies.

Kinda hard to spoil SCP since there's no official story :)

Read the 1st two mangas of one piece

Watched all of genloss :3

Don't care for SCU spoilers. Have watched hardest difficulty, natural disaster, and 100 days. Not sure what the SCU even fully consists of lmao.

Can't really spoil that's not my neighbor? I watched slimecicle play it 👍

Seen all of Stray

Seen all of MCSM

Watched all 3 deadpool movies

Don't care for spoilers with the xmen movies

Played all of Mouthwashing

I'm definitely clef irl guys.

my artstyle is up to change. currently it's more chibi.

I'm a hoarder, my cardboard collection is insane.

please interact! I'd love to talk to the Tumblr sillies.

My discord is commander_graves.

please dm and ask before sending a friend request tho, so I know who you are :)

bye bye enjoy the silly

[kaiasky]

god ok imagine making the skibidi movie though.

because like okay a fool would say well skibidi is a world where toilets with human heads are fighting humans with object heads, so we'll get matt daemon and composite him into a toilet bowl, and get some creature artists to put together some impressive vfx in houdini for the boss camera and the boss tv and add a romance plot and rain streaks wetly down a cracked camera lens in the ruins of a city as somber soundtrack music plays as our narrator contemplates what it means to fight. itd suck.

but like... ok here's the press release where Invisible Narratives announces they've partnered with someone to make skibidi toys. which makes it clear that this interview isn't just some people chatting, IN is rightsholders or at least licensees of the skibidi brand. they talk about upgrading and this is press release talk so its probably lies, but:

[BAY:] "I've been following Boom since his early days, when he was uploading fan-made Transformers pre-viz videos..." [GOODMAN]: "[Bay + a producer] have been working very closely with Alexey to really professionalize the kind of back engine of this..."

like at the very least this is a Bay who knows the right thing to say! At the same time like, how do you professionalize the engine...?

yknow. maybe im wrong but i feel like a huge appeal and a huge trademark of skibidi is the way sfm feels. the particular way sfm bends a mouth inside out. which. okay so morphTargets/blendShapes are definitely a thing in the industry still,

(blendshapes conceptually: instead of making bones for all the parts of a face just model a neutral face, then a smile, then a frown, then other expressions or motions. for each expression, save how far each point moved from its rest position. then if you want 0.5smile, move each point on the face halfway between neutral and smile. and--iconic to the sfm look--if you want 4.0 smile and 2.0 frown, just move every point 4x as far as a full smile, and then from there 2x as far as a full frown)

but idk. in a real sense i feel like the weirdness of sfm expressions is how low poly they are. There's only so badly a face can go wrong in like, 500 quads. which keeps the distortions recognizable and horrifying. (or maybe it's just a function of the SFM weirdness has had time to establish itself aesthetically like the record scratch.)

but like the point is... a lot of the tech development in the past few years has gone to finding ways to not have to do blendshapes for facial animation! Maybe we can do skin and muscle simulation so faces deform realistically. Maybe we can make one good ultra-configurable face topology+rig, and then use it everywhere (this is Epic's metahuman approach). Maybe we can just get really good at mocap. Or maybe neural/latent space methods for "smart" realistic-looking blending

and so like.. idk i imagine going to studios as michael-bay-who-intuits-the-aesthetic-value-of-sfm and going i want you to figure out how to update the SFM aesthetic.

like it's a problem id love to work on right. give me mocap and tell me to make every animation 10% more jerky and overanimated. give me 'alright we want high res facial meshes but we want them to be distorted by low-LOD proxies' or something.

and then like. stylistically the rough-assemblage-of-objects is so important. like i almost feel like you need to say okay i want artist 1 to model a speaker and artist 2 to model a rack for a speaker and DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH ONE ANOTHER or something.

(this is all discounting the ultimate solution to this which is multi-million-dollar budget feature film animated entirely in machinama + sfm)

[shzmluvrs]

Not a request, but just wanted to say I love ur guys blog :,) a shazam tumblr where you guys both share things and are also anti shipping the siblings is a huge win!!!

I also just watched the deleted scenes you guys posted from fury of the gods. I love both of them so much!! But it makes me sad that they didn’t put more of Billy and his siblings in the second movie. :(

I feel like it could have been so much more if they expanded on the siblings all growing onto their own paths in life,,, but if you did find any more of those clips I would love if you posted them!!

Hello friend! Me and Star really appreciate you and your support! I personally love sharing this blog with Star, she's an absolute angel 💜✨! So I'm happy you like it too :) !!

And tysm, I'll link the full video of Shzm 2 deleted scenes at the bottom! But IKR?! We NEEDED more teen Billy in the movie 😭- they totally ripped us off dude 🙄✋🏻. Also, I'd have loved to see that as well. It's kinda super sad actually because there's a handful of deleted teen Billy scenes, and getting to see how he, teen Billy Batson grew with the shzm fam over the years he was with them would've been AMAZING 😭❤️. *sobs in I miss them sfm*

Also, all apologies to everyone for me not being as active on here. I genuinely appreciate y'all. Your support n' love for Star and I means the world!! Again, kudos to Star for keeping this acc alive lol, ily girl 💕✨. And ik I've said this before, but I've been trying to take space away from social media due to my mental health. I'm really trying tho, trying to get better, and I'll try my best to make more edits n' be more active on here!! Again, love y'all and appreciate you 💖✨ (sorry if this is a lot lmao)

~ Moon 🌙

Here's the link <3 :

[noriirori]

A friend recently asked, "what's the reason why you're in that fandom you're in right now?" And I couldn't help but dip my toes into answering this question because the reason why I'm in the tf2 fandom is a bit amusing to me.

Okay, July 28 of this year I was scrolling through Twitter, and then I happen to come across a comic page about two characters I had no idea about. This comic is titled HeavyMedic comic | Milk strawberry popsicles by Cabbage on Twitter. Now, keep in mind I had no clue who tf these characters were, I just saw that first page of the comic and I knew I had to stay and read this entire thing (even though I have no clue who tf they were). The hot weather, the bald character carrying a popsicle to give to a black haired character with glasses who the bald man called "Doktor", even though I wasn't in the tf2 fandom nor did I know who these characters were, I just knew one thing and it's that these guys are absolutely gay for each other.

Now at this time, I was pretty hooked. Multiple questions were coming into mind: who were these guys? Are these the creators original characters? Or are they from a video game? A movie maybe? I couldn't help myself, so I commented.

And ever since then, I was hooked! Since then, I've researched about this ship and eventually about the game itself. I've watched the official videos and read the comics, read fanfics, saved fan-art, etc.

I asked an online friend of mine (they were in many fandoms and I remembered them sending a picture of a group picture of a game that had those two guys.) if they knew which social media platform the tf2 fandom is very active on because I kinda wanna get involved in the community itself to talk and to engage in the fandom itself, and they said "oh, you should go to Tumblr since I've got mutuals that are active on there and they mainly post tf2 content." So, I downloaded Tumblr, made my account and since then, my feed is nothing but tf2 content (sometimes food and some other digital art stuff but tf2 definitely is my feed).

And after we shared the reasons why we're in the fandom we currently are in right now, they asked (the same friend who asked the first question) "and why did you chose to stay? Do you have favorite content creators in that fandom and why are they your favorite?"

First I'll answer, why I chose to stay. To keep it short and simple, it's because this fandom made me feel welcome and accepted. I love how nice the creators of artworks are, the writers, and the other people, who like me, also views fan-art in Tumblr. I love how there isn't really issues in the community (at least that I'm not aware of) and how respectful and funny people are. Obviously, we can't avoid that there is also a bad side to this fandom, and I was unfortunate enough to experience this type of treatment. I don't really want to go into detail but I guess *some* YouTubers are very homophobic which is so sad considering that most of them are genuinely fucking funny and their tf2 content absolutely bangs but as a non-binary pansexual myself, I can't let stuff like that slide. And thankfully, it is just some YouTubers, plus the content creators I watch in the tf2 fandom usually do SFMs instead of like having voice over shit and complain about the fandom enforcing LGBTQIA+ onto the characters. So yeah, I stayed because I'm in the good side of the community where people aren't fucking mean for no reason and respects and welcomes anyone despite whatever they are.

Also, the second question is a bit tricky because I LOVE ALL OF THE ARTISTS IN THE FANDOM each and every one of them are very much talented, amazing, beautiful, god-sent and wonderful. So, these are the artist that I mean:

Yeah, I love all of them, also I know what you'll say "but some of them don't do art, they just reblog!" So? I still consider them as artist bcuz they share ART. Okay, my absolutely favorite like my number one is Ncalabby. Most of my favorite fan-arts come from them. They are my favorite,well, because they are the reason that I'm in this fandom in the first place but other than that, I love their art. I love how they do their line art, the background and how each color on every art of theirs contrast with each other beautifully and makes the subject of their art shine because of the color scheme. And I love how they draw Medic, strong and massive unlike those fucking twink ahh Medic that people seem to make him as he is. It's *fine* if that's how your style is but making Medic small and skinny because he's a support and heals people isn't right. But that's just my opinion though.

Now, SFM creators, there are some that I absolutely love because well, they contribute heavily into the fandom. I'll be ranking them into 3rd to 1st.

3. DasMxD - I love their series' if tf2 was realistic, their SFMs are very smooth and natural.

2. Winglet - this guy, has the *smoothest* SFMs animations ever. I love how the mercenaries move in a way that's very much smooth and very natural, and I love their videos so much.

1. the-sound-of-progress -> I love Dusty, despsite their works being comics I don't think that SFM is made for comics yet somehow their SFMs are very pretty and natural, I love that the fact that they info dump on their blog because I am very interested in making my own SFMs in the upcoming future but I still don't have my own PC but their info dump about Blenders, SFMs, how to fix if the Medic model has that black thingy on his gloves, etc. Their works are wonderful, and them as a person as well ks just as fantastic as their work is. I did message them, told them how much I loved their work and they replied, and we're very humble with themselves which I love so much. Like I always wait for them to upload their comics because I find them so entraining and godsent stuff. Also, Dusty contributes heavily on the red Oktoberfest content, if you don't believe me, check out their page.

So yeah, this was what I answered to my friend and because I have nothing else to do, I will just share it here on my blog. Anyway, you, what's your reason why you're in the tf2 fandom? I'd like to know!

[pseudolife-archived3]

God, I love Samuel Roukin sfm. Man's a fuckin giant, sweet as fuck, big hairy chest, not a sexist shit (he was in an all female led, written, etc movie! He was proud and excited about it!) and his voice is naturally deep and womb shaking. Baaaark bark bark.

Edit to add: I don't really do sm but I also love that this man is the MOST AWKWARD poster in the history of social media. It's cute. I love those awkward boomer vibes he gives.

Also most importantly: when he plays Ghost, his voice is actually understandable and not... That kind of voice where a guy is trying to sound deeper but comes off kinda breathy and difficult, yanno? My hearing is bad. I need CLEARLY SPOKEN words, thnx. Bless Samuel for doing that for me and only me.

Sry no one else is awake for MY RAMBLING they're all IN FUCKING BED FUCKING ASLEEP LIKE LOSERS so it's me and you, dash buddies. Just us.

[friendlyengie]

ok actually I want to do my own thoughts on why tf2 is Like That.

obviously the easiest gimme is how easy the characters are to recognize. I think the psychology or whatever behind their easily recognizable silhouettes and simple yet effective specific design traits have been talked about into the ground but it’s very true. Put a hat on a guy and give him dog tags. The Sout.

but the other thing is just how fucking Many of them there are. 9 main characters in game with their unique voicelines and tinges of backstory in the comics and meet the merc vids, that’s enough to get a guy to start pounding on the ground like an ape if you’re a Character Enjoyer. And then you have the less prevalent guys who are still like. More recognized in the tf2 lore even if they rarely (if at all) make appearances In game. Saxton, Admin, Pauling, etc. and then you go really fucking deep and all the certified “guy with 2 seconds of screen time” fans can dig up all those freaks in the corners of the comics and shit. You know.

And then it’s just like. Tf2 has nothing lore. Not as in it doesn’t have any lore, it just. It’s nothing. There’s no consistent theme aside from the fact that it’s absolute nonsense. The official comic series has a story, and I love them, but it’s all built on plot contrivances and killing characters like 3 different times and they all come back normal and fine. Something something Shakespearicles is the strongest writer to have ever lived. “Tf2 takes place in the 1960s” yes and it does make for a good basis for aesthetics and stuff. But also no it doesn’t. Don’t lie to me. The 1960s of tf2 is but a phantom of the 1960s we know. Sex Bomb was released in 1999. but that means you can literally do whatever. Respect the timeline as much as tf2 writers do, which is to say literally not at all. Do whatever the fuck you want and tint it with a vintage color palette. It’s awesome.

It’s just kind of prime “put a guy in a situation” media isn’t it. These guys were kind of built to be put in a wacky situation. Faces built for tv . Sits in the corner and sighs . Anyways. The absolute nonsense that is the canon lore mixed with the slivers of actually caring about these characters keeps you around. Most people like to care about characters, to be invested in their emotions or whatever, so when media is just downright mean spirited about its characters it makes it a little embarrassing to bother to care. But sometimes tf2 will drop something like Scout’s Death Scene and Spy’s Confession or “Btw demo has like the most fucked up backstory ever what is wrong with him” or give Engineer ties to the administrator and also the canonical tfc engineer and also the backstory of why tf2 is tf2 as a whole, or The War Update. And it makes you go ough. Ohoho. Ok. These characters can be ridiculous and it’s good but also there’s enough depth that you can also bite into them like a ripe pear and it rules.

funny hat game. Never let anyone tell you you can’t dress up the mercenaries. “He would not fucking wear that-“ have you SEEN this guys cosmetics? Shut up. A dress is like the least of your concerns. You like to dress up a funny guy don’t you? Yeah you do. Go dress up a funny guy.

And then just like. Sort of as a result of the baseline that the source set up and also the community that the fan base fosters, people Love to put those guys in situations. That one post that’s like. The tf2 mercs are Greek gods to them or whatever. They exist in so many forms. People went fucking nuts over Emesis Blue dude, a horror movie (and it is a movie, let’s be real here) featuring Catholic Guilt Medic Tf2. And that was recent. I haven’t even been around long enough to say anything about the prevalence of sfm animation in the fanbase. Put that guy in a situation to the Extreme. Reinvent that guys narrative. (Mindset with varying success but you know.) I don’t know a thing about any freak fortress character but those guys are like their own self sustaining ecosystem.

And then there’s just a lot to say about how customization of characters leads to a lot of potential for oc creation and the world is big enough to also support that, and even if it’s not, Literally who cares. They have a wizard in that game. Nothing is off the table anymore. Do whatever you want. I don’t care.

How does tf2 do that to people.

[janiedean]

anyway last shitpost before i go to bed but back when solo came out i had pictured this scenario where older q’ira was warned of ben solo’s antics as she’s still successfully working for the dark side and deciding she should pay han a solid she goes to intercept him before he can go with snoke and basically drags him around the galaxy for illegal adventuring that’s not as compromising cue han running into his ex and his son years later like OH HEY DAD I DECIDED SMUGGLING IS MY THING NOW :DD and q’ira is like ‘oh hey han it’s been a long time sorry for rudely leaving you like that’ and han is just like 🥺🥺🥺 before calling leia like ‘hey uhm guess who I ran into’

aaand

i should probably..... consider it

[bobtheacorn]

Film RED bullet review below the cut bc of spoilers but also it’s living in my mind rent-free and i gotta holler for a min (though I should preface this with saying i haven’t read wano yet bc I keep procrastinating but If I Don’t See EVERY one piece film in Theaters I WILL Die! Waited 32 years of my life for this and I’ll get my spoilers via the big screen if i have to!)

THAT BEING SAID lmao

the only reason i went to see this film is bc of JINBE it was BABY’S FIRST FILM and he had 8 entire minutes of screentime rip

the COWARDS didn’t dub the songs for some reason???? but Uta’s english VA AmaLee did her own version of Genesis and it’s a FUCKIN BANGER give it a big big listen she deserved to drop the entire album on the big screen!!!!!!!!!!

in spite of that, me and my friend are huge Jpop nerds so this movie felt tailor made for us and we were alone in the theater thank God so we got to be absolute assholes and jam 100/10 

Uta’s EXCELLENT Cult Vibes my girl swung so far to the left she curved right back around A for effort

Every song being a little more deranged than the last as her mental health plummeted bc of sleep deprivation / stress MWA we love to see it we love a girl saying Fuck the Government AND the Pirates and streaming her absolute break down live on global television and taking EVERYBODY DOWN WITH HER only bc it is SO FAR REMOVED from Oda’s typical villain trope of Bitter Old Man who wants to destroy the world bc he is Sad Z i am looking you in the face

the Things I Care About and the Things This Film Wanted Me to Care About Divergence was... Incredible! Uta being Shank’s daughter got crickets from me bc ask me why i should care but it was immediately followed by “Strawhat is The 5th Emperor” which received uproarious applause and that was a spoiler for me lmao

Oda/etc Stop Cramming 48 Random and Unnecessary Characters into every Film Just Because They’re High On The Popularity Poll Challenge

We have a full entire cast of STRAWHATS. There are TEN STRAW HAT PIRATES. Would have loved to see a little bit of oh i don’t know Interaction and Shenanigans that lasted longer than a few seconds, i mean jesus christ I remember the older movies always having lots of fun banter and moments with the strawhats and that’s what made them fun to watch, i remember when there were Character Driven plots give me some of that back I come here for the StrawHat Pirates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did i enjoy Trafalguy turning up to babysit his queer platonic BF? Yes!

Did this movie in particular benefit from him being there? NO.

Fleeting Lullaby (song/scene) is Unhinged, Uta i love u

Luffy who recognizes No One Ever spotting that girl he saw like twice when he was 7 from 40 yards away and being like Hey Stop The Show I Think Know Her sklfsjfasd;lk KING

He said he was gonna go take a nap and Uta had a meltdown abt it, say you have Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria without saying it

ALSO Uta sitting in the rain stroking Luffy’s precious sleeping face and crying got me cryin in the club fr

That very quick flashback of shanks thinking abt Roger and Rayleigh also punched me in the chest but I went into the film not caring abt shanks and his daughter and I left the film still not caring i’m sorry lmao

Usopp’s observation haki connecting him to his dad and them both working to coordinate their respective crews was GODTIER OH WE LOVE TO SEE IT. USOPP THANK U FOR SHINING SO BRIGHTLY

the very quiet scene where Uta gives Luffy his hat back and she’s trying to be silly with him but you Don’t See His Face At All that entire scene so you KNOW he’s upset and something is wrong made me fucking feral I love Luffy’s growth I love his character development I LOVE HIM SFM

Coby was the REAL MVP of the Film

Jinbe deserved more screentime

Rob Lucci struggling to trouble-shoot the Elders TV sent me right into the stratosphere HOW fucking embarrassing sdfljslfksl

Uta fuckin died????????????/ Unconfirmed but implied

Oda Stop Martyring Women Challenge

this movie is GREAT but it’s not Film Gold

[tarantulas4davey]

Hey bestie have an Al

☾ ■ ☮ ♦

GOD BLESS

☾ - sleep hc

i think. he sleeps like the dead. like head hits the pillow and is out cold for the next several hours style - but there’s a catch. his boyfriend is a chronic insomniac, so while his own sleep cycle is actually pretty intact if left to his own devices he. still has a pretty fucked up sleep schedule just. of his own accord.

■ - bedroom/house/living quarters hc

shared apartment. from birth n early childhood into. a fair amount of adulthood, i see him in an apartment he shares with other people - dad and brothers, buddies from trade school, his boyfriend, etc. and he’s not Messy, per say, but everything doesn’t have to be spotless. at one point he was living with 4 or 5 roommates, he just. sorta got used to things feeling lived-in

☮ - friendship hc

oh he’s. i was gonna say Mean but that’s sorta a disservice to how much care he puts into making everyone feel comfortable. he is someone who affectionately teases people. depending on the person, sometimes it WOULD be considered mean, especially to someone with very different boundaries. but he knows where the line is, and he not someone who bitches out of apologies if one needs to be made. he’s fairly touchy with very specific people, but he’s. it’s not free range. it matters a lot who the person is. and most people get that and it’s not an issue but he HAS absolutely hit someone over it before when they wouldn’t listen after he asked them to stop. he’s. so loudly loyal - his friends have been his family for his entire life, even if he has biological family, and he’d die for literally every single one of them.

♦ - quirks/hobbies hc

ok so he’s fuckin weird. (i say this cause. this particular section has a lot of things that, admittedly, are things i do. i get to bully him It’s A Shared Trait.) he’s got a knack for collecting bracelets. he loves skateboarding and history and sports - usually football, hockey, or baseball, but he’ll watch whatever’s on tv too. he’s mad sentimental, so he’s always saving lil things from whatever adventure he most recently went on, especially movie tickets (he has a whole box full, every movie he’s seen in theaters since middle school). he drums on tables and does his own lil version of air guitar along to music, but it’s actually accurate cause he plays both of those. he’s. just sorta weird, and so undoubtedly Him that you always know when albert is the one doing something

i love you sfm el

[ratherembarrassing]

this week

big watching: indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark. preface 1, i had never seen this. preface 2, i live in melbourne where there has been no community covid in 25 days. YES I WENT TO A CINEMA TO SEE THIS. what an incredible endeavour. i was delighted just to sit in a movie theatre with a bucket of popcorn (it was just my friends and i and a couple sitting clear across the other side of a giant stadium theatre) for the first time since february 2020, but also, what a hysterically funny – 50% of the time on purpose funny! – very good time. why isn’t every movie about punching nazis?????

little watching: daughter from another mother. you may have seen gifsets already, but they truly do not convey just how much this experience equalled opening up ao3, going into your favourite otp tag, and finding a 100k wip tagged #enemies to lovers #maybe unrequited #kidfic au #forced cohabitation #lactation kink #unhappy ending but hang in there pals there’s more to come. truly an experience.

reading: codename villanelle. the funny thing about reading this well after the show has taken the idea and run with it is that it’s mostly pretty terrible and kind of flat, but there’s one line where villanelle is like, god please don’t let me die surrounded by this hideous furniture, and i can just so fully imagine pwb reading that and going OH, YES. and like, god bless her for it. anyway, i finished one (1) book in 2021 and it’s only january!

listening: oh i was driving somewhere the other day and the radio put that drivers license song in my ears, and like, i 100% get it because it sounds like every single popular song released in the last 5 years, i actually thought i was having some kind of stroke as my brain tried to process what it was hearing.

also i got these kim roselier prints framed finally and i love them sfm

[loisfreakinglane]

Top 5 mermaid movies/tv shows

oh wow what a question I HAVE SO MANY THINGS SLAMMING INTO MY BRAIN and ngl they are for the most part mixed bags lol, but that is kind of the mermaid stan life lbr

THE MERMAID!!!!!!! this movie is hilarious and emotional and I both laugh and cry every time and I one hundred percent rec it in all of its absurdity- tldr a stephen chow comedy where a young mermaid is sent to seduce and assassinate a dumbass rich dude whose environmental project is destroying their home. I’ll never forget seeing it in theaters with my friends and turning to them during the credits and they looked SO PERPLEXED LIKE WTF WAS THAT and I was just giddy with all of the emotions ever

the lure! how many polish horror musicals set in 80s night clubs have YOU watched this year and how many of them were about mermaid sisters? silver is basically the little mermaid retold, and golden is here to eat men and fuck milfs. this is kind of super unsettling a lot of the time and sometimes DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE TO WATCH but I love it sfm

SPLASH! this movie is my childhood. I watched it on a loooop eternally. I wanted to BE madison. and yeah now its dated and problematique ofc but I still love it and it still holds up for me ngl. I love romance i LOOOOOVE her whole mermaid look and all the underwater scenes, I love the ending!!!!!!!!! I don’t acknowledge and have never seen the made for tv sequel with a different cast. lets just not

SIREN WITH MAJOR CAVEATS CALLED I HAVE NOT WATCHED SEASON 3 AND I HAVE HEARD REALLY BAD THINGS ABOUT IT. but this show was my everything for 2 years. I love romance and polyamory and scary violent mermaids and this creepy lil coastal fishing town where some part mermaid descendants live and the evil ass government is meddling. god this show! ROLLING IN THE DEEP NGL I’m in deep mourning over what I’ve heard about s3 (like i’ll probably watch it at some point but knowing a lot of the choices they made make me so....... *fart noise*)

kay for the last one......... I’m gonna say mad about men! this is a sequel to miranda and I love both A LOT but ngl mad about men is in color and has identical cousins and more mermaid shenanigans so like it’s an automatic win here. glynis johns is my forever girl and shes so fucking funny, and all the mermaid jokes just kill me

keeping my honorary mentions short, kind of can’t believe I didn’t fit either major kdrama in here but just know that surplus princess and/or the legend of the blue sea are both worth watching even if my preference is surplus princess EVEN THO IT ENDED BADLY BC IT WAS CANCELED RIP ME. also mermaids of tiburon (NOT! AQUASEX! GET IT RIGHT MERMAID BLOGGERS DO YOUR GODDAMN HOMEWORK!) is p dull but very gorgeous underwater cinematography like skip the whole scientist intro and go straight into the ocean and its gooooorgeous. ALSO DUH THE ANIMATED DISNEYS LITTLE MERMAID!!!!!!!!!! I’M A FOOL IT SHOULD BE IN THE TOP 5 BUT ALAS

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brenton thwaites aka world’s longest eyelashes aka GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME. aka beautiful boy. aka yeah....but i gotta stfu cause that’s jemma’s mans

lucy boynton she is so angelic looking. i mean, swoon baybee :’)

hunter schafer A GODDESS. HER PLATINUM HAIR WITH RANDOM COLORS INBETWEEN ONE EUPHORIA JUST MAKES ME LOVE HER SFM. god i’m gay

keanu reeves the type of guy you’d take to dennys and eat a french toast slam with. y’all both drink like 10 cups of coffee while he talks about movies and you stare cause he’s pretty

mackenzie davis SHE IS SO HOT AND TRAGICALLY UNDERUSED. like her as shy bb yorkie.....cute. her as the babe in terminator...SEXY. so versatile. you guys have 0 taste

ella balinska such a beautiful queen!!! LIKE YOUNG HALLE BERRY VIBES FOR REAL

alexander skarsgard who i didn’t know jack shit about but rhi is using him against him so now im like “pretty!” and thats all her fault. use him you cowards

elizabeth debicki TALL AS FUCK WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER FACE WAS MODELED BY ANGELS

kim tae ri is another fc i didn’t know about until someone threw her fc at me as an opposite. but wow she is so gorgeous. i can’t look at pics of her ccause she’s so pretty jkhdsksjdf

[dadsolo]

Maybe it’s because I had almost zero expectations for it bc of all the reviews, but you know what???? I really liked TROS

Ok I gotta talk about it real quick, so spoilers under the cut

*SPOILERS*

*SPOILERS*

this is a very tired rambling, so I apologize

Ok things I liked

I am going to paint a mural of that trio hug on my wall, and on the side of my house even though I just rent the basement suite and I can’t do that, I’m going to get it framed, I’m going to get it on a shirt, I’m gonna 

The fact that the trio interacted and were great together (and should have been since the beginning) 

trio hand holding

FINN FORCE SENSITIVITY BABEEEEEY

also just Finn in general, I love him sfm 

and Poe <333

Oh my god Rey’s got her own story and it focused on her (I will get to other stuff.... in the not so good things) and I wanted to give her a hug so bad

I know there’s really not a lot they could do with Leia, but you could really feel her there throughout the entire thing and I loved how much Rey looks up to her, and how much she loves her three children Rey Poe and Finn (abouta change my url to momleia) 

That Finn and Jannah scene where they discussed what happened to them

Palpatine was really creepy, although some stuff didn’t really land

Lando was great

so was Chewie 

3PO WAS SO GOOD 

HAN 

THAT’S MY DAD

luke giving rey a pep talk for 45 seconds was, imo, better than almost every scene they had in tlj

the rey flip was pure sex 

I’M ALL JEDI or whatever she said 

rey’s bicep when she put the lightsaber behind her during the final fight 

Finn being a general Poe being a general

I don’t know if it was intended, but I’m like pretty sure Poe and Finn are in love and Rey and Finn too, so like 

ok but also rey and zorii............................. that one scene got me 

and zorii

and jannah

rey piloting luke’s x wing 

BYE KYLE LOL 

Ok stuff I didn’t like 

not enough rose, jannah, and zorii tbh (especially rose and jannah)

man people weren’t kidding when they said this movie was like a 3 in one, like I understand when people say it was messy 

also it was so quick holy shit lol (although I liked that it didn’t feel 2 and a half hours)

could have used some expanded character arcs

and on the topic of quick, kyle ron’s whole situation was breakneck and did not work for me at all, I don’t really think that “”””redemption”””” was... anything, really

when I read that there was gonna be a rey/lo kiss in this I was not happy- I don’t talk about it much, but I’m pretty against rey/lo. while i still loathe the fact that it happened (because rey deserves better than a guy who manipulated her and called her nothing and copious amounts of other bullshit), I think in a broader context of the movie, it was nonsensical and pretty tacked on, so it’s kind of hard for me to take it seriously in that respect, especially since he dies and then Rey’s like “....oh ok” and then she just leaves lol (and lets not act like any rey/lo scene was for the benefit of any other character than kyle)

really any romantic rey/lo mentions were a no from me 

palpatine’s plan was absolutely bonkers (also who did sheev procreate with, or is he like a plant and asexually reproduced or something) 

wished they actually did something with the knights of ren 

“““““‘gay representation”““““““““, come on guys wth was that 

Middle Stuff 

ever since TFA, when I decided that the fictional character of Rey was going to be the love of my life, I actually haven’t really cared what her last name is, and I do think the whole palpatine thing was incredibly hamfisted, I do like that she decided to go with skywalker because of the influence leia and luke had so that works for me, and bc with tlj, they kind of set up that she probably wasn’t biologically a skywalker (I’m sure absolutely no one at all will hold strong opinions of this)

Whole wayfinder thing/dagger, was just... there

thought the lightsaber fights were cool, but nothing spectacular 

I liked the ending, but it was way too rushed 

But I think for me, the best thing, is that I felt really happy when I walked out. 

Anyway I need to see that hug scene again in 4k