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it’s their’s to burn
sharing a cigarette with joan of arc - dante émile ( @orpheuslament ) // photography by brendon burton
#this poem punch anyone else in the grey matter or?#jk I fucking know it did#‘None of that matters when God has plans for you. I still love him I just wish he'd leave me alone.´#GRRR BARK BARK BARK#holyyy shit do you know what you’ve done to my psyche ??#words#edit#poetry edit#dante émile#joan of arc#sharing a cigarette with Joan of arc#aesthetic#aes#art#photograph#Brendan burton#western gothic#typography#typo#writing#h8#poem#Poet parlay
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most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell
#like when he and house are eating in the cafeteria and house is on his ‘ stacy is still in love with me ‘ stint#and wilson is like ‘ yes i’m with you these makes complete sense ‘#or when house was in the mri machine and wilson was like ‘ house . this is God . ‘#when he was playing poker with cuddy and house was on the phone with him so he was talking in ‘ code ‘#when house was using his office because he wanted his carpet back and wilson walks in and he’s like#‘ hm . that’s weird . the door says james wilson . what a crazy typo ‘ ( or smth )#when he and cuddy are in the stairwell and cuddy is like ‘ are we here to hide from house ‘ and he’s like ‘ unless you wanna make out ‘ 😭😭#please his deadpan deliveries always take me the fuck out#motherfucker has me crying from laughing so hard sometimes . james if i was there i would laugh at all your bits#house#house md#james wilson#houseposting#lgbtq#lgbt
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he’s holding his own hand while talking about izuku
#HORI WHEN I CATCH YOU HORI WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU HORI#bakudeku#bkdk#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#mha leaks#I’M SO FUCKING EDGED WITH THIS HAND HOLD#HOW ARE WE HOW COULD YOU WHY ARE YOU TEASING ME#LITERALLY LIKE damn look at him holding his own hand talking about Izuku huh sure would be nice#remember how Izuku feels at peace when someone holds his hand huh interesting anyway#here’s more slowburn bkdk angst hahaha skips away merrily#hori turn on your location I JUST WANNA TALK#the typo oh my god#ruk literally is so checked out
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When you're one of the most selfish mc who only saves people because it's part of a job you never wanted and did not get to chose or you would've died, who took your co-workers' morals and ideals because you didn't have any and desperately wanted to fit in somewhere, be it with the heroes or the villains, who's activelly haunted by one the most tragic past to have been created and suffer from a psychosis so bad (dare I say schizophrenia) that even your enemies acknowledged that you are mentally ill and objectively flawed in your judgement, never hesitated to try to kill anyone and has the most egoistic reason to be a good person but the fandom still thinks you're just a kind crybaby "I don't know what a gun is" homosexual twink.
#him being refered as an angel by Shibuzawa is FUCKING IRONIC !!#ASAGIRI IS ALWAYS IRONIC WHEN IT COMES TO LIGHT NOVELS CENTERED AROUND ATSUSHI#Ex : The plot of 55min being parallele to the Decay of Angels arc#He's also called the Man-eating tiger and yes I do think that Dazai lied to him when he said he never ate anyone to preserve his psyche#and was also called “the man who can see the future” and has time travelled with Akutagawa like why aren't we talking about that#his relationship with Mori is also actually good#Mori is one if not the only character who saved and helped Atsushi during their first meeting and kept good contacts with him#because yes Atsushi has seen Mori knowing that he was the pm boss off-screen and they had a normal exchange#I also think that Shibuzawa Atsushi and Fyodor are connected to a form of Holy Trinity#Believer/God/Angel or Messenger#Joseph/Jesus/Mary#or Fyodor and Atsushi as Jesus and Judas#but the instance of trinity in bsd are dare I say extreme#Oda/Ango/Dazai#Sigma/Fyodor/Nikolai#Atsushi/Akutagawa/Kyoka#and so on#and the whole situation around his ability which is unlike any other#It turns him into Byakko (her own being) (similar to Natsume) and nullify his wounds no matter how lethal (similar to Dazai and Yosano)#and enhance him even with his ability off making him constantly stronger than other characters and dare I say equal to the hunting dogs#yk the MODIFIED humans#and the plot of both 55mins and Dead Apple being around abilities and giving us Atsushi lore make me think that Atsushi and Byakko are 1/2#probably a sort of higher being since some abilities are very religious centered (how Fyodor sees abilities and Shibuzawa) 2/2#but I think it would lend toward a “sinner” position which would be crazy because that Atsushi would then probably be the reason why Fyodor#hates abilities so much if Atsushi and Byakko are somehow be connected to the “sin” of abilities#and so you guys know Atsushi's orphanage was a church so yes he's related to christianity#and the Decay of Angels is LITTERALY full of religious people to different degrees#and it would be ironic (once again) if the antagonists were the “Angels” and the protagonist a demon#I just realized that I did a lot of typos sorry I got too excited#but yeah keep calling bsd bad written (we're on barely chap.115 no good manga was finished by chap.115 guys just wait for the rest to drop)
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Okay so realistically speaking, giving birth is an excruciating, painful nightmare, and from the few Crocodad fics I've seen most people seem to prefer to write realistic pregnancy and make Luffy's birth a (physically) painful thing. Because it makes sense, it might be more relatable for some writers that way etc, and that's perfectly fine (like genuinely, it's not an issue at all, this is not a critique or a complaint)
God I don't know how to make this segue- Have any of you watched Ore Monogatari!! (My Love Story)? It's a great early 2010s romantic comedy series, funny as hell, super cute and sweet, would reccomend, but that aside. During the series the protagonist Takeo's mother gets pregnant and she ends up giving birth to Takeo's baby sister. And it's that scene, where Takeo's baby sister is born, that I keep on thinking back to whenever I wonder how Luffy's birth might've gone.
Takeo and his mother alike are Sturdy Motherfuckers. Like absolute gigachads, borderline superhuman, it's great and it's funny as hell. And because of that near superhuman nature... Takeo's mother goes to give birth at 4:15 pm. And she has finished giving birth at 4:16 pm. One fucking minute is what it took for this woman to bring a child into this world. An absolute legend
The screencaps do not do justice to how fucking funny this is in the actual episode
And so like
Like we know Crocodile's been through absolute hell, being an amputee and all. And as Domino told us at the entrance of Impel Down, we also know the man did not even flinch when forced into Impel Down's traditional 200 Celsius cleansing bath (or 392F)
So Crocodile has better pain tolerance than the average person. Like, you might have to put in a bit of effort to cause him actually hurt. So if giving birth to Luffy was an absolute cakewalk for Crocodile, not only would it make perfect sense in-universe and be completely in-character for him, but also
It would be objectively funny as hell
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Crocodad#I just. I just wanted to throw this out there. For your considderation.#We all love good drama and angst and the feels but also. Considder The Funny Alternatives. Considder The Comedic Potential#Croc's water breaks and Iva-chan rushes out to get like towels or something#They're out for like 30 seconds and when they're back the baby's already born. No screaming no shouting no nothing#Croc just complains why Iva took so long and tells them to help him clean up the mess#And Iva-chan's just like [Enel Face]#Like yeah that's the good fucking shit lmao#ALSO: Again we don't know if Baby Luffy was an itty bitty tiny baby or a Jumbo Sized Baby so like#If Luffy was like average size (or small) while Crocodile's a fucking giant then???#Like?? I would like to imagine and pretend giving birth to an itty bitty baby would be easier than if the baby was proportional to Croc#So the baby essentially just falling out of Croc without any effort could make sense. In a ''this is a shounen comedy manga'' kinda way#I have edited this post like 10 times after posting it oh my god why is this post such a trainwreck of piss poor phrasing and typos#Should've let it sit in my drafts for another 2 weeks clearly
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he's such a fuckin nerd
#qkdraws#id in alt#best thing abt drawing characters with canonically terrible fashion senses#is that i (bad at fashion) can draw him in Whatever I Want#bc the result will either be comments like ''oh my god look at that fit that's so ugly and on brand /pos''#OR ''YO TERU'S WEARING SMTH GOOD FOR ONCE THANK GOD''#i always win. there is no losing here#that fit in the corner ? idk if it's good. i have no fuckin clue#maybe it's bad. maybe it's rly cute. i don't fucking know#and i never will. and neither will teru#mp100#mob psycho 100#mp100 teruki#teruki hanazawa#typoed his name yesterday as ''teruki bananzawa''#so . what with that what u will#im kind of obsessed w him a lil bit#u know it's a good show when u can't even pick a fav character bc u love them all sm#is it reigen is it mob is it ritsu is it teru who knows#one thing i do regret with my fic is that i wish i had included more teru#he needed more screen time .... i robbed him
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GOD I would HATE to be stuck at a family dinner with them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I would NOT fucking survive, the vibes alone would do 1000 points poison damage to me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Also JUST. JUST.
THE VIBES. ARE RANCID. SHARENA DARLING YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS (ALFPNSE TOO BUT DEAR LORD. Sharena LITERALLY was just told to Don't Speak Unless Spoken To RANCID. RANCID FUCKING FAMILY)
#I SAID I WOULDN'T DOCUMEBT THE WHOLE THING. BUT COME ON#gustav hits alfonse with the 'and' 😐🤨 and if i were him i would be internally exploding instantly.#HENRIETTE HITS ALFONSE W THE 'he missed you soooooo much 😊😊😊😊😊😇😇😇' and BY GOD. IF I WERE ALFONSE#i would SHATTER. LIKE GLASS. INSTANTLY. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#my BITCHASS FUCKING BAD WHO'S BEEN SILENT TREATMENTINF ME FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG#BC I HAD THE AUDACITY TO MAKE A CHOICE?????????? BC I DARED HAVE AUTONOMY????????? FREE WILL???????#ohhhh my god and sharena. SHARENA. DARLING. BELOVED. DEAR. how have you not SNAPPED#girl if i were you this would be my villain origin story.#i mean. if. moe is anything to go by.#gooooddddddddddddd.#HELP THE TYPO IN MY TAGS.... OF 'BAD' INSTEAD OF 'DAD'....... freudian slip. but am i wrong#GOOODDDDD BUT. HAVING. EYES. THAT KNOW. EVERYTHING. THAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE#INSANE!!!!!! INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bc i DO ACTUALLY BELIEVE HENRIETTE NOW??? WHEN SHE SAYS THAT ABOUT GUSTAV?!?????#SHE'S. the ONLY person in the goddamn fucking WORLD. who would know this. who would be able to read this. what the FUCK#but like THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE HIM ANY BETTER...... gooooddddddd I HATE IT. HATE IT#when the love IS there it's just fucking stupid bc nobody here is normal. about anything. making an endlessly complicated situation#type of shit that has made it so i never believe that anyone genuinely likes me. type of shit that makes me never believe an 'i love you'#UNLESS. if it's from my sisters i trust them w my entire heart. but holy shit it actually took them directly stating it#AS. AN ADULT. AT THIS TIME. for me to actually believe it. and fully actually accept it.#HELP AND ALSO... EVERY TIME GUSTAV CALLS ALFPNSE 'Son.' IT'S.. SO FUNNY TO ME IDK WHY#i just read it in that one voice/cadence. of that katamari post. my gay ass son who i hate. HELP#i need to find that again hold on#but first#fe alfonse#sharena#fe henriette#fe gustav#book 3 replaying#feh
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forgive me, i've really gone down the p5x rabbit hole now
#what i'm REALLY saying is i think it's interesting how different these two are at least to me#joker got into this because it was his chance to make things right#wonder got into this because Why The Hell Not#i think wonder and p5x's whole apparent theme of having desire and the ability to make choices has some serious potential#after looking at the translates of wonder's awakening i really think janosik's whole speech is basically telling him#'you've been sticking to the status quo and never putting up resistance. but doesn't this new world interest you?'#and i feel like p5x's awakenings are less about rebellion (esp with the personas that seiji/yuki/mont have)#and more about realizing what your desires are in a non-corrupt way#you come to terms with your desire -> you come to terms with your shadow -> you awaken your persona#do you get what i’m saying#persona 5#persona 5 x#p5x#persona 5 the phantom x#p5x wonder#i just think wonder's awakening was him realizing he wants to have a lil more fun in life#aaand i just saw a typo in one of the earlier tags#god fucking dammit#i'm probably just saying the same thing repeatedly in different ways but i HOPE ANYONE WHO'S INTERESTED UNDERSTANDS#for all i know i'm actually just projecting really hard onto wonder#minus the fact that i think there is no way in hell he's neurotypical (i am neurotypical)
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also hi. me and jess ended up binge watching iwtv s2 yesterday.
#agh vampire trauma... i love it...#anyway. didn't go to bed till like 3am.#i keep catching myself slipping into lestat's voice.#he's not even the main guy of s2 but... i love him his voice is so easy to do for some reason??#hmmm#also i read a book this morning (an entire book in 3 hours) while i waited for jess to get up and it was so terrible#it was supposed to be about werewolves but it wasn't wolfy enough and it was full of errors#and i'm so annoyed that i read it in the first place! like jesus. first of all i thought it was a stand alone but it's not. it's 1 of 3?#SOMEHOW#and it ended on a sort of cliff hanger?#i don't think i give enough of a fuck to read the other two bc GOD but also man... 3hrs of my life...#sighhhhhhhhhhh#at one point it was supposed to say '___ tries to break free from his restraints'#but instead of restraints it said RESTAURANTS!!!!!#so many errors and typos and missing words and complete fuck ups (RESTAURANTS) that i honest to god cannot believe this is a finished book#which people can purchase and read#it read like something i woulda wrote at 3am at age 15!!!!#rambly and in dire need of proofreading??? i just WHAT#anyway i'm actually shakespeare. that's what i've learned from this experience. sigh#mmmm#if anyone read this far i'm giving you a kiss on the forehead and calling you 'sweetheart' with a french accent okay#diaerie
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remember when we thought riot couldn’t possibly stoop any lower than the $100 mythic variants, and now we have the $500 ahri ultimate hall of legends skin that’s supposedly just cosmetic. like that money better be fundraising for cancer or alzheimer’s research like what the fuck LOL
#when i saw this skin i was like ok i’m not mad about no skt ahri for winning worlds#bc faker said he wanted skt ahri#has been begging for YEARS for skt ahri#only for him to turn around a few months later and say ok no skt ahri#and i guarantee it’s bc riot told him this was cooking#now i’m once again mad we’re not getting skt ahri#like as pretty as it is#it’s fucking recolored challenger ahri lmfao#bc if it doesn’t have special effects or voice lines or form changes to choose from like elements list or gun goddess#then literally what is the point#like my god#ooc.#tbd.#elementalist* i’m not fixing my typo on mobile lmaoooo
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here's the other goofy thing I drew influenced by lymond, francis calling will my dear one in that scene at the end of discovered check made me feel so many ways I had to pause the audiobook and immediately make this to express my feelings
#and then he calls him my dear willy while hes tucking him in after showing him that fucking letter i feel just a little bit crazy#and the harsh in the nerves line????????????? girl HELP#ive fully moved on to part 3 and i still cant stop thinking abt that scene. god#lymond#the lymond chronicles#my art#sona tag#im not fixing that typo in the second tag im on mobile
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head empty no thought only buck tummy <3
#no thats not a typo i genuinely mean TUMMY#he so beefy and Lorge and i am Biting Him aggressively#that picture has ruined my fucking life oh god
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... I'm not actually gonna put anything in this caption
#BUT THE TAGS ARE A WHOLE OTHER STORY BABEEEYYY#AHHHHHHHH#JSHSHDKSKHSVDBDNDBGGRRRRRBARKBARKBARKBARKARFARFARF#GDHJSJDH#LOOK AT HIM DUMB FACE#stupid stupid stupid#he's so. AAAHHHH#also the little pinky thing is cute. and also something i do#just. just his hands#ya know?#i just know he's like. the ideal guy to hild hands with. ue probably does that little comforting thumb thing#ya know the one. when you're just laying together holding hands and they rub their thumb on the back of your hand#oh and he always does a little hand squeeze as a check in if he thinks ya might be stressing (whether it be when you're out and anxious)#(or maybe just when he thinks something is on your mind)#god. fuck#he's comfort personified. had to go through depression to get there though. like the best of us#it's late rn so ignore my typos#pls#teehee. now the fun tags since I've created enough space from the front.#this man... oh. okay. um. ehe. he's a giver for sure#like. ya know. um. actually I'm too shy to say the rest of that#ehe.#he just seems the type who loves to [REDACTED]#I wanna say cuddles would be necessary afterwards but i also think he runs hot so he'd probably feel gross and sticky#so he'd either immediately shower after or just flop down dead because he's an old man (lovingly jokingly)#ya know? uh. yeah. okay#rant over for tonight
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deciding (and realizing based on the way i write and think abt it) that no matter what bellum is not making it out of swabbie rank. he’s put at the lowest rank of whatever hierarchy linebeck decides to adhere to no matter what, no matter the au. bellum can be practically a stowaway or romantically involved with the captain but he is swabbie while link made it to first mate in a handful of months and while being like twelve. bellum gets the mop. to humble him.
#only fair that the minor demonic god is swabbie. cant give him too much. tags are a mess on this one btw#anyways secret criteria for being first mate is autism. you gotta be autistic to have actual authority on that ship#…..link would have some flavor of authority in post ph then. i need to thinm on that#salty talks#fuck uhhhh#post-ph#bellum#forgot what i was talkjg abt with this tbh. like what the context was#i know i was thinking abt how linebeck always refers to human bellum as a swabbie or some other low rank in the shipfic#GOD im sl fucking bad a mobilee typing normally i fix typos n shit and im sojng some ln the fly but twice now ive typo’d and instead#writtien ‘fuck’ instead if some other word. also im tired ig but god i hate typing on mobile so fuckint much#<- longest ive gone without bothering much to fix typos. hate it here (on my phone) anyways. i cant remembee the wider context to this#idk what rank damien would technically be. he helps with repairs and technically everyone does swabbie stuff#tbh with how linebecks ship is being swabbie probably isnt too bad aith how ive figured hes extremely loose with it n does everything#i thinm i wanted to say smth ph related and came up with this#the mobile typos frustrate me so bad rn its exacerbated by. something. but i kinda fucking hate it its not really funny or anything#also the mess of accidentally hitting the nimbers button and switching the keyboard. god. lol#anyways. squid on swabbie duty for forever sucks to suck man shouldnt have killed all those people. whatever
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Why is it called Tokyo After School SUMMONERS when the summoning components aren't even important to the main story until they're convenient??? Like, I love Housamo with all my heart but reworking the main story is WILD
Anyway, what's you're guys' biggest things you're curious about/wish they focused on more because I'm curious and I have a whole list lmao
#call on me whenever you need 😤😤#housamo#tokyo afterschool summoners#not a reblog.#fel rambles#I'm already messing with the summoning part because it fucking bums me out that we don't really have any canonical summons#outside of the red oni at least AND I ADORE HIM BUT DEADASS ONLY POPS UP WHAT?? TWICE? IN THE ENTIRE STORY SO FAR#and I know it's because of *how* the game is set up and everything and it's left to the player's imagination for who you summoned#BUT AT LEAST ADD OPHION??? OR ONI OR ZAB???? THOSE THREE ARE LIKE CANON PEEPS THAT YOU CAN FORM A SUMMONING BOND WITH#WHICH LOOK-#*spoilers for chapters 2- 3- and 6 preceeding the next couple of tags#just watch yourself lmaoa#BUT LIKE THAT WAS SO STUPID THAT THEY JUST DISAPPEARED??? LIKE- LOOK- I GET IT- I get it! their wishes were fulfilled their time is done l#it's over BUT MAN- FUCK THAT SHIT- IF THEY CAN JUST GET RESUMMONED LATER ON FOR A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME AND ARE LIKE d#WHAT'S THE POINT#WHAT'S THE POINT OF THEM DISAPPEARING???? BULLSHIT LET ME HAVE MY FUCKING BOYS LIFEWONDER GOD FUCKING DAMN DUDES >:0000000#anyway I know there's a lot of typos in here pls forgive#i was taken over with passion lmao sjjsjsjjs
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i can't believe i put light fucking yagami on this blog im so fucking sorry
#I accidentally reblogged the hbomberguy death note post to here lol#for anyone not familiar I have a half jokey beef with light yagami for the constant comparisons between him and akechi#when they aren't actually that much alike beyond surface level comparisons#+ they look similar so whenever i see light in the wild I will for a second think it is Goro My Beloved#and then it is not and I have been betrayed by Light Fucking Yagami#I have never seen death note#oh my god I'm sorry but I accidentally typoed Gorpo My Belovedo. GORPO MY BELOVEDO#I need to go to sleep#sera rambles
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