#god I’m a simp
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Words cannot express how much I adore this chronically stupid metalhead, If he told me to stick my hand in a snake pit I would do it for him without hesitation
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Quietly losing my shit chsoksxhdkmshzlxnsksnxlsksn
*rubbing hands together evilly* time to talk about my blorbo >:))))
Elliott hardly ever uses emojis when texting and when he does he uses dad emojis (😀👍🆗)
HIS SKIN IS SO SOFT HHHH
If you’re an affectionate biter, he’ll hold his arm out for you to bite when you get excited
After ur married he uses the entirety of his publishing money on you. Every cent. He buys you lavish gifts and things that’ll make ur job easier. He takes u out on dates.
If it’s already established that you’re comfortable with it, he’s sooo handsy, not just sexually. He wants to feel all of u, the way your hands move when you write, your throat when you inhale and exhale, your face when you smile
CAN I JUST BITE HIM ALREADY???
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Don’t let this picture fool you, I also want him in a way that’s concerning to feminism :)
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin lucifer#lucifer morningstar#gently holds#he’s so baby girl#but also#so breedable#i am aware that I am unwell and that’s ok#cuz only god can judge me#which might be harsh considering who I’m simping for#meme
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HANDS. HANDS. HANDS.
IM LOSING IT 🥵😮💨🫠
#tumblr fyp#fypツ#barcelona femeni#fc barca#fc barcelona#woso community#woso appreciation#woso#fc barcelona femeni#futfem#women’s futbol#veiny hands#hands#oh my god#I’m losing my mind#having unholy thoughts#alexia has the best hands#barca femeni#Barcelona femeni pre season tour#send help#i’m dead#fypシ゚viral#lgbt#lgbtq#simping#alexia freaking putellas#bf alexia
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Hear me out.
I 1000% agree that non-godhood, orb-free, romanced professor Gale is the best ending. He and Tav are SO happy and in love, Tara approves, Gale’s mom isn’t sad, it’s nothing but good things and I absolutely adore it and it will have a place in my heart forever.
I also agree that in the Godhood ending, while Gale retains aspects of his former self, he has changed. His most precious human qualities have been replaced with ambition and pride. And you can’t ignore the fact that Tara is now unhappy, Gale’s mother misses her son, Elminster is distraught and feels responsible for Gale having chosen this path, and there’s the possibility of looming disaster in the future as described by Raphael.
…and yet…
…seeing how much God Gale still loves Tav—and knowing they’ll get to spend an eternity together—is pretty damn wonderful, too.
(Note, playthrough not mine, I captured these screenshots from a public YouTube video posted by user MUNMOMUU)
#I guess I would end up as the Goddess of Simps because I wouldn’t be able to turn God Gale’s offer down either#I don’t want to be a Goddess or him to be a God but I would love him too much to say goodbye#Despite everything I’m just glad he’s got an ending where he gets an eternity with his beloved Tav#Bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale x tav#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#spoilers#bg3 epilogue spoilers
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Fuck the oppressors eat me instead (imsofuckingsorrybutfghjjhfdsdhjkllknbfddawefghkklll)
Every day I think about the banger of a tattoo you gave drift
I’M GLAD it just hit me in the middle of nowhere while working on his sheet that he HAD to have one of those big ones across his back. Which he definitely needs to get touched up once in a while and hey Ratch, you have stamina AND steady hands don’t you, help a man out here why are you blushing
Also HELLO NEW FOLKS say hi to Drift’s tora buddy.
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I’ve been having a rough couple of weeks (nothing bad!! just general stress…general depression…the usual…you know😔🙏) but even though I haven’t been drawing as much, I’ve been trying my hardest to respond to all the messages & comments etc here…you all are so sweet & I love talking to you🥹💓😙😙
1) the sunrise this morning!!!! It’s been the nastiest June ever…cloud and rain every single day so to finally have a nice day after a week of rain makes me so happy!! 💓💓
2) the flowers I got a few days ago🥹🥹🥹
3) all I wanted to do when I woke up today was listen to Led Zeppelin on repeat and lay in bed in a depression funk😆😆 but I dragged myself out of bed & drew Robert Plant at the beach instead💓💓💓 tbh I think the sun helps a lot with my mood!!
4) I forced my friend to come over and we played Pax Renaissance (literally the most obtuse, bizarre board game of all time but I’m obsessed with it🙏🙏)(I lost every game bahahahahahahaha)
5) I did a bit of makeup today after a week of nothing💓
#sorry if you don’t like these I know this is a fanart blog#but I also like making these little diary posts sometimes too💓💓💓#hope you all had/are having a good weekend!!!!#if I fall off the radar again….just know im obsessively deep-cleaning my apartment#whenever I get in these moods I decide to clean a lot#I already feel awful why not just do an activity I hate too😆😆 and when I feel better it’s like my home magically cleaned itself😆😆#im the biggest Robert Plant simp in the world😇😇😇#there is something so sexy about him😫😫😫 like his voice…his complete ease and comfort with who he is and how he presents himself…#his hair…😫😫😫😫 god I love him#and don’t even get me started on Jimmy Page………#sorry guys I’m such a nerd bajahahahahajajjajajaaj
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[WARNING! TLKOF CHAPTER SPOILERS AHEAD] 🚨
the greatest 38 words in the history of the world
genuinely i want this tattoed on my forehead
#god i’m a bloody SIMP aren’t i???#ugh#tbh idc im PROUD to be the simpest simp to ever simp the earth#<- convinced that actually makes no sense#but it's okay i've accepted it :]#kit herondale#seasons of shadowhunters#cassandra clare#tlkof spoilers#the last king of faerie#the wicked powers#tlkof#twp#tsc
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cute bad ass
#vee queued to fill the void#taking a moment away from the kuukou deep dive brainrot to do some kuukou simping instead lol#as always lol arb beat me to drawing kuukou feeding animals myself#but if kuukou feeds the elderly and has candy in his pockets for children (highkey for himself too lol)#you can bet your ass he’d feed the strays that visit his temple or share his sardines with froggies on the side of the road 😭😭😭😭#crying over that sudden scratch card where a new cat comes to visit his temple and kuukou can tell it was a new visitor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#he doesn’t name them but i think it would be very funny if kuukou decided to name the cats visiting his temple after buddhist gods lol#orange tabby: *meows at kuukou for a snack*#kuukou: yooooo jogaishou bosatsu!!!!!!!!!! what’s up it’s been forever want some of my shitty dad’s tofu??????? :D#😌😌😌😌 and then on the flip side it’s page that haunts my every waking moment LOL#kuukou is so fcking COOL lol even when he loses you get the sense he never lost lol#i’m tempted to just start screaming for five straight tags but to quell that urge lmao#i’m going to make this about ichikuu lmao remember how ichiro in ohayo ikebukuro said he likes strong people who never lose lol????#they ended that bat vs mtr battle with the comment from jakurai i think that this battle didn’t feel like it was their victory#which means kuukou hasn’t truly lost so that makes him even more of ichiro’s type—
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Somebody sedate me 😔 (I need them)
#finally figured out how I wanna draw their god form#alsooo#I saw a couple others simping for the axolotl on tiktok#so this is my sign to go all out#I’m about to become insufferable (if I ain’t already)#gravity falls axolotl#the axolotl#gravity falls#gf#bill cipher#book of bill#this was originally just a sketch but it worked out so#art#my art#artwork#fanart#gravity falls fanart
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"Whatev."
Drew my headcanon design of Wayne, in my other style I've been trying to work on :]
#My art#Hylics#HELLO HYLICS FANDOM#Expect more art for sure!#Hylics Wayne#Wayne#Wayne Hylics#Guys I know it’s pretty damn obvious but I’m such a massive simp for Wayne oh my god >////>;#ALSO YEAH THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN WAYNEHOUSE BUT I SUCK ASS AT BACKGROUNDS SORRY LMAO
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I can’t stop thinking about your duck istg 😭
He’s too handsome help a ashdhhs-
I DUN GOOFED REAL HARD!!! Why’d you do this to me Edward?!?! 😅😅😅😭😭😭
This was literally the first scenario that my brain thought of and I couldn’t fucking sleep till I got the rough draft done! My brain had an impulse and I couldn’t shake it! Where’s my fellow Duck simp fans at?! Come and get him while he’s still hot right out of the shower!!!
And I bet this didn’t help you at all sweetheart, so sorry about that! (Not really 😈)
#thomas and friends au#thomas the tank engine au#thomas the train au#ttte humanized#answered ask#oh my god I can’t believe I’m uploading this help-😰#where’s my fellow Duck simps?! I got something for ya!#sorry for the long wait 😅 works been hardass lately#thanks for the prompt!#thank you for the ask!#no one asked for this yet but fuck it here we go!
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I just love how casually OP Hua Cheng is that no one wants to fuck with him, while simultaneously being a lovesick dork when it comes to Xie Lian.
#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#hua cheng#xie lian#Mr ‘I defeated 33 gods and burn down their temples but I’m an utter simp when it comes to one particular god’#hualian
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Can't get Lyney pulling out a rose from behind your ear and just as he's about to give it to you, he twists his hand and suddenly it's a chocolate rose
as the wise shilliam wakespeare once said, ‘if food is the food of love, eat on’.
#don’t make me start simping for lyney already god#i am so weak for playful men#i think it’s because they balance out my perpetual deadpan tiredness#…all i’m saying is don’t be surprised if some lyney fics start coming your way in the near future#sent: maehemthemisfit#r answers
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Shoutout to my two friends for putting up with everything that I have said about Roronoa Zoro while watching the OPLA- neither of them have Tumblr I think so they’ll probably never see this but MAN they’re the real ones fr
#roronoa zoro#one piece live action#zoro#i’m so normal abt him#im such a simp#LIKE LOOK AT HIM#Im literally so in love oh my god#One Piece
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~~ Genshin 4.1 Neuvillette Gifset + Wrio ~~
Just some love for our local dragon man + one for our dearest Duke.
#genshin impact#aesthetic#animated gif#gifset#genshin 4.1#neuvillette#wriothesley#god I’m such a simp for the dragons of hoyoverse
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