#go my recipe

[linkware]

super awesome resippy for my instant ramen. tbis is the only way ill eat it and i sometimes will add or take stuff but only i decide this for me (and if i bought miso soup.)

ingredience:

-1 packet maruchan instant ramen, chicken flavor (i do not eat any other type or flavor. do not try snd get me to eat top ramen or the cup noodle type ill light on fire snd then explode^_^. i sometimes eat the soy sauce flavor of the gold maruchan tho #yummy)

-1 quart stainless steel saucepan w lid (not to eat but like, its essential to how much water you need. i use the one from mainstays at walmart, it has a small indent for pouring and a built in strainer in the lid)

-enoigh water to barely cover the noodles (idk i dont fucking measure) (thats why i only make it in the pot. i bought one to make this recipe correctly after i went to college and then i left it oops so i bought another ^_^)

-low sodium soy sauce, like. idk....i measure w my heart 1-2 tbsp? i love salt 2 much so i nerfed it. ill be real its the store brand too im cheap 😗

-lil red peppy flake action (like 2-3 good shakes)

-lil garlic powder action (like 2 shakes)

steps:

1) put water in the pot. i cannot tell you how i know how much water so i guess dunk the noodles in once or something idk (ill check tomorrow)

2) add soy sauce, red pepper flakes, garlic powder, and ramen seasoning to the pot

3) mix if u want. i don't

4) add lid (!) and turn stovetop to medium-high

5) after 30sec-2min at a rolling boil, add ramen brick, cover again. like not as soon as it starts boiling but dont let it boil forever, i just do this for mystery reasons

6) cook for 3 minutes and 30 seconds, covered, do not stir!!!!! do not disturb those noodles!!! the texture is a little different i swear 2 u its different.

7, optional) add 1 packet kikkoman miso soup powder to bowl (i think its white miso w tofu specifically but id have to look at it. imagine how i felt when the packaging changed and i thought i got the wrong type) before putting soup in bowl

8) put it in a bowl. i usually have a fork and a 1/4 cup measuring cup so i can eat it easier without spilling everything or hunching over the coffee table cuz i eat on the couch most of the time

9) wow its my recipe . enjoy i love it. sometimes i add less water, seaweed strips, or a little sesame oil. yummyness

important notes:

you have to cook the noodles in the broth you cannot adf the seasonings after cooking. also do not use a microwave. also i have the cheapest spices availible. and also i have made this into like a different recipe by (after cooking) making a cornstarch slurry and adding the noodles into a frying pan with some broth, and the Liquid Thickener slowly and it was fucking banging... im super original so its "saucey noodle instant ramen" oh also read the whole recipe so i can tell you that if you add miso dont add as much soy sauce beforehand and also mix it with the broth first (lid strainer is handy!) and then let it sit so the tofu rehydrates better ^_^

[kedreeva]

Last night I dreamed I baked banana bread.

But not just any banana bread.

I dreamed that I made the banana bread like normal. But then!

Then I thinned some peanut butter with milk (????) and melted some chocolate and thinned that with milk, too, and then put them into separate baggies, and put those baggies into a third baggie so their corners were all aligned. I cut the overlapping corner to make a squeezy bag like for frosting where they would both come out together but not mixed, and then I dipped the tip of it into the banana bread batter and swirled peanut butter and chocolate into it.

THEN I baked it.

I explained my dream to my neighbor and she gave me bananas and told me to make my dreams come true. So. I'm gonna try it tomorrow.

[s0fter-sin]

something people just don’t think about is how often chronically ill and disabled people just don’t have access to good food. not healthy food, good food; well made, tasty meals that don’t come from a jar or a freezer. how many of us are housebound or can’t drive? delivery services only offer within certain distances, if you live outside a city they aren’t an option. many people don’t have the energy or ability to cook for themselves if they have the skill to begin with. many certainly don’t have the ability to learn how. it’s something that goes completely unnoticed, just the opportunity to have a good meal and how much that wears you down

[louhinks]

i've taken to drawing AW2 culinary crimes whilst i am beaten unconscious by art block. bon appetit

[boxheadpaint]

very fond of the ann reardon debunk videos where she makes an awful recipe or food hack from some content farm and then feeds it to her husband. Yeah this hack is dangerous and doesn’t work and is quite bad, and now its Dave’s turn in the torment

[remxedmoon]

hhhhi guys i really like bonnie isat did yiu know that. did you guys know that. d

ANYWAYS!!! that third pic is for in recipes and repetition by @startagainaprologue!!!! i love it when that rpg child is Normal. greyscale version of that first doodle below 👍

[boarloved-art]

Who Me? Appearing in YOUR inbox again? Wh-What....haha.....what gives my beloved spouse that impression?.... So I've been working on a Fae AU and I just need you understand the brainworms I am DEALING WITH, my beloved spouse!!! Imagine for a moment: you've got wangxian morons both thinking that the other is a human. Wei Wuxian (the beloved Summer/Spring Court Fae), who has been stowed away in the Autumn Court all his life, has never met any Fae outside of the Autumn Court, and Lan Wangji (Winter Court Fae) has met all of the other Courts apart from the Summer Court (which is basically extinct apart from Wei Wuxian) and the Spring Court (because they have isolated themself from the rest of the world) so he's like "obviously this is just a human who is using charms to gain Fae features like the humans from the Winter Court". Cue wild shenanigans where they keep bumping each other and completely believing that the other is a human so being all like "this fucking human should NOT be here, also how is this human SO PRETTY?!?! HUMANS SHOULDN'T BE PRETTIER THAN FAE!!!" while the Jiang siblings completely believe that this 'Hanguang-Jun' Winter Court human pet is trying to seduce Wei Wuxian into joining the Winter Court despite not knowing what Court he's from, and Lan Xichen (and Nie Huaisang, a Night Court Fae) completely thinks that Lan Wangji is going insane whenever he talks about this 'Yiling Laozu' human. SORRY FOR RAMBLING BUT I NEEDED TO YAPPER TO SOMEONE WHO'S NOT HEARD OF IT BEFORE. I'M HEARTBROKEN AND ALONE (/silly/silly)

OUGH THIS IS DELIGHTFUL I LOVE IT!!! THEYRE SO SILLLYYY IM OBSESSED WITH THEM!!! WANGXIAN MISUNDERSTANDINGS YOULL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS TO MEEEEE

[kuulpenguin]

Cupcakes!

[climbdraws]

took my mom all of 2 weeks to go from "stop baking so much you're making me fat" to "why didn't you make anything today 🥺🥺 wheres the sweet treats"

[crabussy]

hey. don't cry. combine fresh baby spinach, sliced boiled beetroot, fried paneer or halloumi slices, honey candied walnuts, sliced red onion and diced orange and drizzle on some olive oil and lemon juice for the craziest most delicious good-for-you filling salad ever. okay?

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Family Carrot Cake

Per the request of @brown-little-robin and @fictionadventurer! Disclaimer: I don't know where this recipe came from beyond that my mom put it in the family cookbook she made in high school. I made up that it was my great-grandmother's. I'm sorry. It is still the best carrot cake you will eat in your life.

Ingredients

2c flour

2c sugar

1t salt

2t cinnamon

2t soda

4 eggs

3c grated carrots (I peel them and grate on the skinnier side of my box grater. Do not recommend using pre-grated as they will be drastically drier.)

1 1/2c canola/olive/refined coconut/other neutral oil

Pour oil over carrots and let sit. (I find olive oil results in a slightly denser cake; canola oil tastes fine but I don't believe in it anymore; my default is refined coconut.) Mix sugar, flour, salt, soda, and cinnamon together and sift into mixing bowl. Add and stir in eggs one at a time. Add carrots and oil. Beat well by hand 200 times--DO NOT USE MIXER!! (Note: this is verbatim from the recipe from the 80s or earlier. I don't know why you can't use a mixer but it's such a flex to stir your cake batter 200 times by hand that I've never tried it otherwise. A wooden spoon is fine for all the stirring in this recipe.)

Pour into well greased cake pans, two round or one oblong. Bake at 350 for 25-30 minutes. Cool and frost with:

Cream Cheese Icing

Stir together in mixer:

8oz cream cheese

8oz butter

4c powdered sugar, more or less for consistency

2t vanilla

1c chopped pecans if desired (I don't ever do this because my family doesn't like nuts and also it makes for a difficult icing to spread. If you put the nuts in the frosting instead of sprinkling on top I recommend freezing your cake pieces first so they don't get shredded in the frosting process.)

[akkivee]

still kinda not over ichiro taking a bite out of his hamburger in the leaders bonus hypster track and going 'it's so good!! it tastes really meaty!!' lmao

[lazylittledragon]

it’s october which means it’s finally SOUP SEASON!!!!!

[jorgecrespo]

ok as someone who bakes a lot i have to say all these bakers make baking seem so much harder than it is. i mean all the fancy stuff is pretty difficult but i can promise you it's not that hard to make a cookie 😭😭. "your butter has to be soft but not too soft and you have to cream the butter and sugar for this specific amount of time and if you add even a pinch too much flour your cookie will EXPLODE" it's literally a cookie you don't need a phd it's a COOKIE

[sinnabee]

INGREDIENTS:

2 cups evil boredom

3 teaspoons (heaping) blorbo poison (powder, not liquid)

1 daycare theme (10 hour loop)

1/3 cup brainrot

*1/2 cup distilled back pain

**(un)diagnosed mental illness

*(any kind of pain works, back pain is usually what i have on hand)

**(if you aren’t a fan of the flavor a diagnosis leaves, undiagnosed will work in a pinch! Personally, I like to add a bit of both.)

INSTRUCTIONS:

First, turn on the daycare theme (10 hour loop) and pre-heat the oven to 375 degrees.

Sift together your evil boredom and blorbo poison in a medium sized bowl.

Add in your pain of choice and mix well.

Once thoroughly mixed, it should be looking a little thicker. Some granules from the evil boredom and blorbo poison are fine. (You can always mix further, if you’re worried about it affecting the texture.)

Add your brainrot and beat with a whisk until it’s looking lighter, a little fluffy. (If you aren’t in the mood for fluff, a dash of angst or hurt/comfort can help tone it down. An AU if you really wanna spice it up.)

Realize this is turning out a lot better than you thought it would. Dang. Well, you’re certainly committed now.

Go ahead and get out a glass baking pan. Coat the bottom with non-stick spray. (I tend to favor Y/N brand Nonbinary Spray myself)

Using a baking spatula (one of the rubbery bendy ones), carefully move your mixture from the bowl to the pan. It’s alright if you get some on the sides, the heat should help it settle once it’s in the oven. To get out any air bubbles, tap the pan (carefully!) a few times on the counter.

Place the pan in the oven and set a timer for 15-25 minutes, or take a peek every now and then and see if it’s the right shade of cheerful.

Congratulations!!! You’ve successfully survived evil boredom, despite the hurdles you faced, and made something! (Pretty tasty too, if I might add.) You are still mentally ill, though. But - hey - now you have a little treat! And hopefully, your day’s just a little bit brighter! Enjoy!

[halalgirlmeg]

Am I misremembering or is the 4B movement not linked to a certain subset of feminism that rhymes with smurfs. Cause why tf are people talking about having a U.S. version of the movement...do y'all know wtf y'all are saying. Have y'all actually looked into it?