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teastainedprose Ā· 9 months ago
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Too Sweet - Ch. 1 (Cooper Howard x Reader)
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A settler selling wares in Filly catches The Ghoul's eye. Inspired by a Tumblr post asking for an angst fic to Hozier's Too Sweet. 1,753 words | [AO3] No warnings yet, only innocent flirting. Banner from @eupheme
The first time he spots you, Cooper thinks nothing of it. Sure, you look a little less worn down compared to the usual rabble roaming Filly. Certainly scrubbed a little cleaner than most but so were the rest of your companions. The lot of you are a curiosity for sure, but he's seen plenty of attractive women over the ages and known a handful carnally. He's not the sort of man to let a pretty face distract him. No, you don't get a second glance from the ghoul as he goes about his business.Ā 
It's not until your laughter catches Cooper by the ear that he starts paying attention. Jerks his head right round at the sunny sound, attention diverting from the bounty board as he watches you engage with a customer. You laugh again, a merry delight that lights your face right up while the elderly woman you're chatting with laughs along. She's made brighter for being so close to you while you've suddenly become the sun in Cooper's eyes. A brightness he has to squint at when he looks over again to drink you in. His long-dead heart decides that it's about time to do a little flip.
That's a sensation he's not keen on feeling. Cooper hums under his breath, frown settling on his worn lips. He tugs the brim of his hat lower, turning away as he tries to focus on the task at hand. No good can come of fancying any sort of infatuation on a smoothie like you. You're not the sort of creature deserving of the trouble he could bring.
Yet Cooper finds he can't quite help himself. Wasteland life is full of little pleasures and looking at you sure counts as a bit of pleasure. Why not indulge?
The rest of the day as he sits waiting for a client to show, his eyes flicker over you. Wherever you're from, it's certainly kinder to you than what most folks in the Wasteland see. You almost look as soft as some fresh-faced Vaultie, but he can see that your hands are well-worn as you exchange produce for caps. A farmer of sorts. Homesteader.
He listens with a keener ear to the gossip swirling about you and those in your group. A little settler band situated out east, closer to the mountains and closer to what manages to grow green. He picks up that your lot wanders in every few weeks with produce to sell, or trade to stock up the settlement the collective group runs.Ā 
Idly, he wonders what horseshit sort of ideology your commune might be sunk into, but if you're looking to spread a new sort of gospel none of your ilk seem keen on sharing it here. You're a welcome addition to the economy of Filly and it's clear that many enjoy the taste of hope this band of settlers bring in with their harvest. Cooper figures that's indoctrination enough from the harsh reality the Wasteland offers up.
Cooper finds himself wandering over to Ma June's place under the pretense of stocking up on supplies. There's suspicion in her eyes as he drops his intended purchases onto the counter but that's not out of the ordinary. There's always suspicion in the looks Ma June gives him, but she'll take his caps all the same.
"Say, now what's with that group of lil' farmers hauling in their produce like that? Can't imagine those soft-lookin' sorts making their way all the way here unmolested," he drawls out. His smile is crooked as Cooper counts through his caps to pay.
"Settlers, but the well-armed sort. No point in trifling with them. Too well-liked here for their fresh food supply they haul in," Ma June pulls the caps towards her, gaze fixed on the ghoul as she mutters. "They'll trade with ya, but keep out of their business. Ya hear?"
A hum escapes Cooper as he considers this, leaning onto the counter while glancing out the dusty window towards where you stand at the stall. He casually stashes his purchases into his saddlebag while going on conversationally.Ā  "Well- Is that so? They a regular sort of fixture here in Filly now?"
"Have been setting up that stall going on half a year now. Surprised you've yet to come across 'em. Best cherry tomatoes you'll find in the Wasteland." Ma June eases back, arms crossing over her chest as a sour look settles in place on her worn face.
Another speculative hum escapes Cooper as he digests this information before he tips his hat to Ma June and goes on his way. Which happens to lead him straight to your stall.
Once there, Cooper casually plucks up potatoes, a handful of cherry tomatoes, and okra. All of it looks as vegetables should, the sort he would have found at the grocery store before everything went to shit.Ā 
"How much for this lot?" He sets the small bounty atop the open space on the stall. Cooper gives you his Hollywood smile that would charm the pants off of any woman in bygone days, except now his face is a leathery wreck and his teeth are yellowed with age. Most people instantly flinch away in disgust.
Not you.
You smile like the morning sun towards him as you step closer while dusting your hands off on your pants. The bit of dirt smeared on your face only seems to enhance your features in Cooper's eyes. The look you give him is almost shy once you meet his gaze, smiling warmly up to him.Ā 
Cooper finds that curious. He's familiar with a scowl or grimace of disgust when anyone looks him in the face, but here you are gracing him with an easy smile. A customer is a customer, he figures, and he'll do well enough. Yet, your friendliness doesn't feel like an act. Even after all these years, Cooper Howard still can clock other actors.
"Fifteen caps for the whole lot, but I'll throw in an extra sweet potato for the smile." You wink. Wink right atĀ himĀ as your smile grows. "They're good for ya, handsome." You add casually, the smile tugging up further into a cheeky grin. Your expression shifts. Playful. Coy.Ā Interested.
Ain't that something?Ā Cooper doesn't falter at the full force of your attention. He's too old and worn for that, but he sure does grin right back with a twinkle in his eye. Even an old ghoul like him can enjoy a pretty thing like you openly flirting with him.
Now that heā€™s heard it, Cooper decides your voice is sweet as a silver bell. The sort of soothing tone that reminds him of rain softly pelting a windowpane. It's the sort of sound that makes him wish to stay and listen for a while, tucked into the warmth that he suddenly wants you to offer up. He wants to get you talking to hear more. Wonders how he can coax you into a conversation.
Thatā€™s a fucking stupid idea.Ā Cooper mentally shakes himself free of the passing fancy, head tilting ever so slightly as he peers down at you from the shadow of his hat. "Mhm. Ain't trying to get me hooked now are you, sweetheart?
"Something like that."Ā 
ā€œWell now, reckon vegetables ainā€™t the worst sort of vice a man can get lost in.ā€ Cooper still canā€™t help himself. He lets his eyes wander right down your body before flicking back up to your face, what sort of vice heā€™s pondering made clear.
That flush on your cheeks blooms all the hotter as you laugh for him, the sound an utter delight when directed his way. You smile, sweet and shy now as you pluck up a hefty sweet potato to set beside the rest of his purchases.Ā 
ā€œOh, well-ā€ You start, stop with a small shake of your head as you smile all the wider. Utterly disarmed.
Cooper counts out the requested coin with a speculative hum, mirth sparking in his eyes as it seems heā€™s rendered you speechless. Itā€™s down-right adorable if heā€™s being honest with himself. Youā€™re a right little temptation heā€™d like to play with further. A dangerous thought.
Setting the coins onto the counter, he's swift in sweeping up his new bounty and stowing it all away into a pouch within his saddle bag. This close you're too bright and Cooper knows he's in trouble. Best to break away before you pull him into your orbit in full.
ā€œYou take care of yourself now, sweetheart,ā€ Cooper drawls. He tips his hat towards you and turns away with spurs clicking. You watch him go, cheeks still flaming.
You know who he is. The Ghoul, the most famous Bounty Hunter the radiated Wastelands has to offer. You've heard all the rumors and truer tales about him all your life but nothing could prepare you for seeing him in the flesh. A dangerous sort of creature. A man who always brings his bounty in.Ā 
You'd been watching him all day, stealing glances as you work. Now that you've seen him up close and personal? You're down-right fascinated. Heā€™s nothing like the monster the stories painted him out to be. At least, he certainly wasnā€™t monstrous to you. Thereā€™s something captivating about him. Charming, even.Ā 
Youā€™ve seen ghouls before, of course. You know their kind as some live on the settlement with you. The majority end up shambling and ungainly, limbs no longer listening as the radiation rot wars with their regeneration abilities. A confusion that makes most of them uncoordinated and awkward in their transformed bodies, but The Ghoul? Heā€™s got a swagger to his step that reminds you of those cowboys youā€™ve seen on ancient holotapes.Ā 
Heā€™s been lurking at the edge of your awareness all day, your head cocking in his direction to listen to the cadence of his voice as he bartered for bullets and talked business outside of the bar over yonder.
A thrill had jolted through you the moment he started to move towards your stall. The nervous energy thrumming through you had been made all the worse when you met The Ghoulā€™s gaze for the first time. A woman could find herself lost in such eyes and youā€™d certainly tripped right into them. Boldly meeting this strangerā€™s gaze and enjoying every second his attention was on you.
Shame he left so quickly. You sigh, turning back to count out bottlecaps heā€™d left as you turn your attention back to work. Best not to think about it. Youā€™re unlikely to see that legend ever again.
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nobodysdaydreams Ā· 7 months ago
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I love how in The Mysterious Benedict Society they have the tech for a brain sweeping and mind control, but everyone, including Curtain, is still out here using landline phones.
If Curtain wanted to be rich and powerful, all he had to do was make an iPhone, but nope. Not enough drama involved in that.
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pedrospatch Ā· 1 year ago
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amazing how what was supposed to be a 2-3k fic about dbf! Joel railing reader after a holiday dinner gone wrong has now turned into over 6k of feelings and talk about self worth and comfort and reassurance andā€”
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calliettes-posts Ā· 2 years ago
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I don't even have words
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lessnearthesun Ā· 1 year ago
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Fun fact about me is that when I was younger, I was briefly obsessed with writing the Great American Novel. Obviously now I understand that there could never be such a thing as THE Great American Novel for a myriad of reasons, but I would still love to write an Epic Novel one day
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edoraslass Ā· 2 years ago
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Things My Stupid Brain Has Decided Would Make GREAT Embroidery Patterns , While It Blithely Ignores The Fact That I Am VERY MUCH A Beginner Who Has Learned Like Four Stitches And Who Has Thus Far Completed No Real Complex Projects : A Picspam
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sweptawxy Ā· 2 years ago
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Tfw you realize that the ask was just 1 and 25 notĀ 1-25
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oceanmonsters Ā· 1 month ago
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someone on reddit said that armani is playing the traitors version of angeball lmaoooo
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sheikfangirl Ā· 2 months ago
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Aryll's gift: A Pre-Calamity short story.
Note: For the best reading experience, please click on the first panel and scroll from image to image. ā™„ļø
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... Link forgot.
Hope you enjoy this one.
Cheers!
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Guess whoā€™s doing whumptober
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thanatoseyes Ā· 2 years ago
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Me: I have complete control over my life.
Me: *gets contacted by a spirit* Oh hey!
Me: *they throw signs at me* Yes?
Them: Bird!
Me: Um
Them: Mercury!
Me: Um. . .
Them: Virgo!
Me: Raven?
Them: !!!!
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rimatsu Ā· 2 months ago
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if tommy doesn't propose by asking buck "will you be my last, evan?" then what's the point of anything really
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myokk Ā· 3 months ago
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No fanart todayšŸ„²šŸ„² I drew some portraits today instead!!! My beloved Robert Plant & Kurt CobainšŸ¤ŒšŸ¤ŒšŸ¤Œ
(plus the ballpoint pen art that proved to me how insane I am about drawingšŸ„²šŸ˜†)
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ainawgsd Ā· 1 month ago
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Welp, we've bought our new incubator. It'll be here Thursday, and it comes with it's own egg Turner.
Found our egg Turner! Now we just gotta plug it, and the incubator, in and see if it still works!
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im-a-chunky-potato Ā· 1 year ago
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Also. It seems Nikolai's taste in men consists of so old they should be contained in a coffin or freshly spawned. There is no in between.
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kevindavidday Ā· 2 months ago
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anyway, i think aaron minyard would eat his own feelings for breakfast everyday (too many, he feels sick) and then fake smile at people just like mr. neil josten does because he is also completely fine and nothing has ever been wrong with him, ever. and then he'll go home and katelyn will be working late and he'll vomit out all those feelings because the house is empty and he can hear his breath echoing in his chest. and he'll stare at the blank tv screen and it'll look like his brother is there to keep him company but that's not true, andrew's in colorado with his no-good-bf. besides, what would be the point of andrew being there? he'd sit there and do nothing and stare at the tv screen too (a similarity he fails to recognize in the moment) and the feelings won't stop and he can feel his jaw clenched so tight it's biting into his cheek. he's fine, though. he is.
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