#glucose guardian

[bleucaesura]

Yup. So my day has been GREAT…

I went and managed to fuck up the only job I’ve loved because - well - I’m ME.

And my depressed, AuDHD, dysfunctional ass is spiraling cuz - the FUCK do I do NOW?

I’ve FINALLY fully unmasked and straight up cannot do a regular peopling job again… It will KILL me.

How does one go about getting a Glucose Guardian when one is ACE (demi) and therefore sex is not a favour I can be offering?

Guess what I’m saying is… Any Glucose Guardians in the market for a:

Thirty *cough* SOMETHING *cough* / Female (she, her) / AuDHD / Demi (hetero) sexual / Pan Romantic

Basically a cat stuck in a human body

Cat obsessed / Writer / Artist / Crafter /

Would-rather-be-sleeping

Loves to binge watch stuff

Good emotional support human

Jokes mainly consist of pop culture references (and fuck you I’m hilarious even if you DONT get my jokes - I will laugh all on my lonesome)

Big ‘ol nerd. Current obsession: Helluva Boss. Other fandoms (not at all limited to): Doctor Who, Good Omens, Star Trek, Star Wars, Hazbin Hotel, animes (too many to list), Supernatural, Owl House… and so so much more

Love bright, colorful, shiny shit. (Favourite colour? Fucking “rainbow” bish!) Call it my Magpie Syndrome.

I’m a delight. Damaged and depressed. But a fucking delight!

So! Who’s buying?

Not really though.

But seriously… Pray for me and my financial future 🫥

[xaviisconfused]

got my girlfriend and her sister Bahama Bucks do I qualify as a sugar mommy?? :)))

:D

The massive one is mine, we all chose our sizes lol

[little-honeypie]

I NEED A SUGAR DADDY, A SUGAR MOMMY, A GLUCOSE GUARDIAN 😭 I'M JUST A LIL LADY PLSSS

[pallor-parlor]

https://moeflavor.com/collections/new-arrivals/products/pastel-succubus

This super cute succubus set from Moe Flavor... Yes or no?? 🩷

[sheasgotyouhigh]

[mindlessmusingsofmymanicmind]

do not ask me how my day is going, this is my response.

[desastre-fag]

honestly just need a glucose guardian™ looking for lil puppy boy to pamper and spoil just because i like. did my uni essays. head scratches and one billion pounds please !

[nunubug99]

I need it! 🥹🥹

[dianneking]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvBPyT9N3cV/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Don't thank me

Is this an application to be my glucose protégé? 😏

[late-nite-thots-xo]

The wedding is set for January. Jk. Unless 😏

[superchaipa]

Excuse me?!

Was anyone going to tell me Alphecca's second outfit make him look like a sugar daddy on vacation ? Or was I supposed to discover this on my own ?

[majimasleftasscheek]

y0/mad dog kazumaji~ I'm losing my mind 🥴💖

[malenjoyer]

Hi I’m sorry for bothering you, i hope everything is okay, that situation seems awful 🫂 I was just wondering if we could have a little bit of clarification, when you say no more public art, does that mean you’re shutting down your account? Deleting all your stuff? Not posting anything new?

Sorry again! I am just a little lost on the details of that one

Not deleting anything but I won't be posting anything new. I might open commissions here and there because I'm currently unemployed.

Edit: Since this might be repetitive stalking, I will private all of my art.

You can check for any commission openings here. Or you can come back next month and see me do stuff on patreon because if someone is trying to ruin my life, I should at least plug something right...

[r2y9s]

[Raffles]

"He hadn't looked at the silver, except to choose a cigarette case for me."

went ahead and fixed up this pencil sketch on the computer :)

[theta-mage]

august 2018

kajaani

[einsatzzz]

YASSS!!! HIBARI'S POP-UP PARADE FIGURE IS HERE!!! 🥹💜💜💜✨✨ I wish I knew how to take prettier pictures dsbhhdsbs I'm putting him in my work desk for now 🥰👍✨