#oozing daddy/mommy vibes and I love that shit

[majimasleftasscheek]

y0/mad dog kazumaji~ I'm losing my mind 🥴💖

[channelingchilton]

here is a list of all the relationships and characters in pokémon scarlet and violet that i think are gay as shit:

brassius/hassel — grind art classes and thank me later for the deeply queer emotional backstory they share.

dendra/tulip — the bet where the loser “does whatever the winner wants” ??? dawg. also the complimentary vibes make me happy.

atticus — do you know a straight person who dresses like they know banksey personally and speaks like they just hopped off the stage of a shakespeare play? the answer should be no

rika — i mean just fucking look at her. suspenders have never been and never will be a straight accessory.

grusha — he is victor from yuri on ice coded except a bit jaded. he sucks a little but i love him.

clavell — not to speculate too much but as someone on the ace spectrum i relate too deeply to this confused elderly man for him to not be an lgbt.

nemona — all her interactions with geeta… i know a first queer crush when i see it.

penny — again, just look at her. she has a fucking eevee backpack.

arven — by law, anyone that oozes mommy/daddy issues to this degree is probably queer. again, i relate too much to this man for him to be straight.

none of this is canon but i’ve already committed an absurd amount of time to this game and i really needed to talk about it.