theta-mage
the theta mage
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30+ years old. just your average garamond-loving artsy faux-intellectual social services student. he/him.
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theta-mage · 1 month ago
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How to make a memorable entrance.
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theta-mage · 1 month ago
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Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough
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theta-mage · 2 months ago
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you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event
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theta-mage · 2 months ago
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yesterday, i moved a dead squirrel away from the street where the poor thing was lying.
i had my hand covered with our dog’s poop bag, because i’d rather not touch a dead squirrel, and because that’s all i had.
this morning, i woke up with itchy spots on my lower back, inner thigh, and the top of my foot.
this afternoon, my body temperature is high. not calling it a “fever”, because it’s not high enough for that, but still higher than my normal.
so have i contracted a peculiar illness or is this a not-so-pleasant coincidence? we’ll see.
maybe the second pandemic of this decade begins with me.
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theta-mage · 2 months ago
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theta-mage · 2 months ago
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"haha you look kinda like a vampire" thanks it's the vampirism
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theta-mage · 2 months ago
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Hot people are obsessed with vampires
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theta-mage · 2 months ago
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job? im a full time vampire
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theta-mage · 3 months ago
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theta-mage · 3 months ago
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Just how much fun me and @theta-mage would have with this one!
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theta-mage · 4 months ago
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Cats painting studies by Paul Rabaud
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theta-mage · 4 months ago
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theta-mage · 4 months ago
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Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"
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theta-mage · 4 months ago
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Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...
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theta-mage · 4 months ago
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Fellow pagans. Remember that the pagan experience is not purely an ex Christian experience. That experience is worth talking about, but please don't talk about the pagan experience as if leaving Christianity is universal to being neopagan.
Ex atheist pagans deserve to have their experiences acknowledged by the community.
Ex Muslim pagans deserve to have their experiences acknowledged by the community.
Non practicing Jewish pagans deserve to have their experiences acknowledged by the community.
Pagans who have been pagan for most or all of their life deserve to have their experiences acknowledged by the community.
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theta-mage · 4 months ago
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reblog for a bigger garden :)
(update: per request i’m going to draw this at the end :D)
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theta-mage · 4 months ago
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since may 16th, i’ve been waiting for august 28th.
on may 16th, i briefly saw my friend at school.
and then, they were supposed to come to school this week. (we have quite a bit of distance between us & we’re both poor, so travel isn’t something we can do.)
but now they have covid-19. so they’re not coming.
i’m sad. :(
(and worried. extremely worried. the virus still isn’t something to take lightly.)
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