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"ur so funny" thanks. i cry inside because i am not a vampire in some fucked up gothic romance :(

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"ur so funny" thanks. i cry inside because i am not a vampire in some fucked up gothic romance :(

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i’m not aromantic but i believe in their beliefs

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I’ve been working through some prompts to develop my drawing skills.

Pictured:

Eoigurn, my bear shape-shifter, dressed in a cartoon character’s clothing. My partner suggested I draw him wearing Winnie the Pooh’s clothing. And so I did.

Celeste, my bird shape-shifter, dressed in a Halloween costume. (I would have drawn her in a cliche ”slutty nun” costume, but in the fantasy world, there are no nuns.)

Rurika, my horse shape-shifter, doing something she would otherwise never do. She’s a sex-repulsed aroace, and kissing isn’t something she’s into.

In late March, it will be a year since I begun to draw as a 33-year-old. I’m incredibly proud of myself for a) sticking with this even when it was difficult and b) developing. Of course b) wouldn’t have happened without a).

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The Vottovaara incident is deliciously frustrating!

Mount Vottovaara is a hill in the Republic of Karelia, modern-day Russia. The Winter War was fought between Finland and the Soviet Union between November 1939 and March 1940.

Here’s what we know: Vottovaara was/is a sacred site to the people living in the area (the Sámi).

Here’s what we’ve heard (from Finnish soldiers): in January 1940, a group of Soviet soldiers ascended Mount Vottovaara. In the following nights, the Finnish troops situated nearby heard gunshots et cetera, yet no Finnish soldiers were engagin with the Soviets. When Mount Vottovaara became silent, the Finnish soldiers went to see what had happened. All the Soviet soldiers had been basically slaughtered—torn to pieces, brutally disemboweled, et cetera—, okay, some had taken their own lives. No remains of wild beasts were anywhere to be found, nor where there any remains of any other armed people—just the Soviets.

Here’s what we’ve also heard (from whom? I don’t know): that the Soviets were warned (by the locals) not to ascend Vottovaara.

Here’s what we absolutely do not know: What killed them? Was it a Stállo? Or werewolves? Or something more mundane—like a massive pack of wolves?

I need answers.

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Vottovaara, Carèlia.

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922) dir. F.W. Murnau

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I regret to inform you that I'm a disgusting pervert that will sexualise everything

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i literally love being queer, like so much

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a normal conversation between me (34) and my mother (67)

mom: ”—and i’m not sure what a strap on even is”

and then i proceeded to explain to her what a strap on is, and then what pegging is.

background: this past week, the finnish minister of defence liked an instagram reel in which a girl was twirling a strap on harness in her hands… and everyone lost their minds

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I drew this guy. He’ll become a character eventually. Not yet. Eventually.

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Fabric study :)🤍

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reblog this and tag your sign, sexuality, and whether you prefer vampires or werewolves

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ATTENTION GAY VAMPIRES

my neck is entirely unattended right now

just thought you might like to know