#girls und panzer incorrect quotes

[gupincorrectquotes]

Erika: Maho, have you noticed how hot your sister has gotten?

Maho: glares

Erika: B-Because I have not!

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[incorrect-dragonball-quotes]

Frieza: Cold-blooded?

Frieza: There's nothing cold-blooded about me.

Frieza: *snaps a Nemekian's neck while smiling*

Frieza: I get quite worked up.

[incorrect-the-witcher-quotes]

Yennefer: Can humans even wake up at six in the morning?

Geralt: No, we're meeting at 6 am

Geralt: So you'd have to wake up at around 5.

Yennefer: There are things people can and cannot do.

[incorrectdsquotes]

Tom: Can humans even wake up at six in the morning?

Emily: No, we're meeting at 6 am. So you'd have to wake up at around 5

Tom: There are things people can and cannot do.

[gupincorrectquotes]

Darjeeling: Rosehip, I do believe you are still suffering the aftereffects of your post-match celebration.

Rosehip: Do not worry, Darjeeling-sama! I only drank energy drinks.

Darjeeling: And how many?

Rosehip, one eye visibly twitching: Eighteen.

[gupincorrectquotes]

Marie: Uh oh.

Andou: What?

Marie: Somebody's in love~!

Andou: Yeah, right. I just think Oshida's pretty cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her.

Andou, staring at her ceiling at 2am: Fuck.

[gupincorrectquotes]

Katyusha: I am missing a biscuit! Where is my biscuit? Stealing is not the Soviet way, comrade!

[gupincorrectquotes]

Darjeeling: Earl Grey, I know you're angry, but you neeed to understand. Violence is not the answer.

Earl Grey, sighing: Darjeeling, I suppose you're right.

Darjeeling: sighs in relief

Earl Grey: Violence is the question.

Darjeeling: What?

Earl Grey, climbing into her tank: And the answer, is yes!

[gupincorrectquotes]

Rosehip: Here you go, Darjeeling-sama, a nice hot cup of tea.

Darjeeling: Oh, it's cold.

Rosehip: A nice cup of tea.

Darjeeling: It's disgusting, too.

Rosehip: Cup of tea.

Darjeeling: Actually, I'm not even sure this can be considered tea.

Rosehip: Cup.

[gupincorrectquotes]

Mako: Saori, I... I want to wake up with you every morning for the rest of my life.

Saori: I wake up at five.

Mako, walking away: Bye.

[gupincorrectquotes]

Erika: Listen, Maho, I can expla-

Maho: Erika, you just sprinted into Bonple's camp in the middle of the night, screaming "Blitzkrieg!" at the top of your lungs as you splattered them with water balloons.

[gupincorrectquotes]

Kay: Alisa, can you pass me the salt?

Alisa: Sher, man!

Naomi, watching Alisa and Kay laugh hysterically: ONE LUNCH PERIOD, THAT'S ALL I ASK! ONE!

[gupincorrectquotes]

Katyusha: Nina, how do I get revenge?

Nina: The best revenge is forgiveness.

Katyusha:

Katyusha: Nonna, how do I get revenge?

Nonna: 122 millimeter A-10 cannon.

[gupincorrectquotes]

Anzu, right before opening fire on Kuromirine's flank: We are a Jagdpanzer, goddammit. And we hate you.

[gupincorrectquotes]

Yukari: Don't worry, I've got a grenade or two up my sleeve.

Ogin: I think you mean 'tricks'

Miho: She did not.

Yukari, pulling out a hand grenade from her skirt: I did not.