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There was a point in time where All Star wasn’t associated with Shrek.
Trunks
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Bergamo: I’m very close with Basil. This year we shared a toothbrush.
Basil: ...I was not aware of this.
Bergamo: Well, we did.
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Schrodinger obviously never tried to put a cat in a box.
Dr. Briefs
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Tien: Look, I’m going to be frank...
Yamcha: Okay, can I still be Yamcha?
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Goku: You need a hobby.
Piccolo: I have a hobby!
Goku: Being sad isn’t a hobby.
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Beerus: I should mention that I'm an incredibly powerful ancient being with no limits, no mercy, and no remorse.
Goku: sounds fake but okay.
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Goten and Trunks *in the car with Chi Chi or Bulma*: McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!
Chi Chi/Bulma *doesn't stop*: We have food at home.
Goten and Trunks *in the car with 18 or Videl*: McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!
18/Videl *pulling up to the drive-thru*: One black coffee, please.
Goten and Trunks *in the car with Goku or Vegeta*: McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!
Goku/Vegeta: McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!
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Berserk Kale: I’m going to kill you!
Goku: That would be intimidating if you were, well, intimidating.
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Frieza: What the hell do you want, you crazy Saiyan bastard?
Kale: I’m a woman.
Frieza: Call yourself whatever you want, you crazy Saiyan bastard.
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Vegeta *to Team Universe 9*: Hey guys, how's your health plan.
Universe 9: *attacks*
Vegeta *knocking them out*: Apparently it's great!
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Vegeta: you wanna take this outside?!
Goku: Sure!
Vegeta: Wow! What a lovely evening!
Goku: This was a really good idea!
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Parunga: And for your third wish?
Goku *slamming his fork down after his second strawberry cheesecake*: TAKE A WILD GUESS!
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Bulma: Look at the little baby.
Bulla: *baby giggling*
Bulma: Now, look at the big baby.
Vegeta: Wah.
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Dyspo: 80% exhaustion, 10% puns, and 20% doesn’t care.
Toppo: That’s 110%
Dyspo: 20% doesn’t care.
Toppo: I should’ve seen that coming.
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Dr. Briefs: Need some sleep, Bulma?
Bulma: Um, no?
Dr. Briefs: You have bags under your eyes.
Bulma: It’s... a look I’m going for.
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Krillin: Are we fighting?
18: If we were, you would be on the floor, bleeding.
Krillin: Okay, I accept that as a likely outcome.
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*After returning to Earth from Yardrat*
Goku: Thought you were dead.
Vegeta: I got better.
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