#girl im in fucking tears

[sanjiaftersex]

It's hilarious how naruto has chemistry with almost every character in that show except hinata

[koobiie]

yeah sorry your princess came back wrong :(

[citricjoy]

the passenger (2023) is such a crazy watch from a place of passive suicidal ideation because benson feels so firmly in that camp at the beginning especially on a second watch, like suicidality feels like such a driving force for him. from the moment he has randy in the car all i can see is someone who has had idle fantasies for so long about ending his own life finally seeing the end coming near and he’s fucking ecstatic. like yes! i’m finally gonna be done with this shit, AND i got to help someone on the way out! he’s found this purpose in ‘helping’ randy and he comes at it so manically because he’s just gotta get this shit done and then he can fuck off into a pine box and stop dragging out his wasted life!… but then sheppard happens. and ms. beard happens. and the cops show up. and that fantasy is ripped away, and all benson can do is laugh at what a fucking idiot he was, thinking he’d grow up to be fucking anything at all.

[nychthemeron-rants]

Oh my fucking god, Izutsumi is living some body horror nightmare and she doesn't even realize it. (I mean she kind of does, but not the full extent of just how fucked it is).

Some sick bastard too a child, a SIX YEAR OLD CHILD and RIPPED HER SOUL OUT and stuck it in a cat!! It was bad enough when I thought someone forcibly shoved a cat soul in a child but no, this is so much worse because that means thats not even her original body. Her soul isn't in her body. Her body was either destroyed or has been functionally dead since she was 6.

This poor girl wants her body to return to normal but that body isn't even hers. No wonder she hates being like this, why she feels so wrong in her skin. Because IT ISN'T HER SKIN.

[professorsparklepants]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cuntbrow]

aziraphale getting gay kissed and thinking it was goodbye rather than crowley's last ditch attempt to get his angel to stay by his side and then saying i forgive you to hurt. sometimes season 2 can really be so season 1

[lovrboyx]

regardless of her intent, I absolutely think that Chappel Roan is leading us into a new age of celebrity culture and changing how we view fame. In a society that constantly demands your attention, your time, your money, your body, your image, your family, your relationships, your thoughts and opinions, your fucking soul, Chappel Roan is saying fuck you to all of that.

You do not get to dictate what you take from a celebrity. You do not have some kind of ownership or entitlement over a person just because theyre famous. Chappel Roan doesn’t give a fuck about what these pathetic blowhards think she owes them, and she fucking shouldn’t.

“You don’t get to talk to me like that.”

[gorespawn]

also while we're here i would like to share the two iterations of tumblr user gorespawn that have existed since i abandoned this blog back in like early 2021. Who wants me

[starjunkyard]

"Im not even sure anymore if we get to choose who our friends are" There is a part of me that resents you for making me a worse person than i want to be but i am inexplicably uncontrollably drawn to you. You make me a worse person which is the last thing i want yet i want you in every way. If i could leave i would. Maybe i can but i dont want to. I have fun with you. You challenge me and you captivate me and you push me and pull and run circles around me and it makes me feel like a younger man. For the price of being a worse person i get to feel truly, wholly alive. You are the blood that runs through my veins; vital, inseparable. I was reborn when i met you and you are the womb that haunts me. You are the one person on planet earth who knows me. I wish i could leave, move on and be the man im supposed to be but my heart is tied to yours in a gordian knot. There is a part of my soul that rests in yours, magnetic. For as long as i love you i cannot be better than i am. But maybe thats something i can learn to live with. Gregory House-- I think you're worth it.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

they say that if a murderer kills a murderer, the amount of murderers in the world remains the same. this is not applicable to Assassins Georg, who kills twenty murderers each day-

[streetkid-named-desire]

I didn't really get into wrestling until I was an adult and in my first serious relationship. It's one of my boyfriend's special interests. However, in the periphery, I always liked Chyna.

I don't remember the exact year but I do remember reading If They Only Knew during a pretty bad time in my life. It wouldn't be until years later that my self-esteem got to where it is now. But I remember her talking about her childhood and being bigger than the boys and struggling with her femininity. And it just...healed so much of my inner teenager. When I hit puberty I got fat and I was already SO fucking goddamn tall. I struggled with gender because it made me feel masculine and gross and undesirable. And knowing she had those same feelings? And seeing where she got? She became my hero.

She deserved better than what the world gave her. But she blazed a path for what female wrestlers could look like. That they could be physically strong, that physically strong people could be sex symbols! She was feminine while strong and beefy as fuck.

I'm sorry for all that you went through and I'm sorry life turned out that way. I think she sees where the Divas are at, hell not even Divas anymore, she sees how women are respected (well...sorta) as wrestlers again, as fucking beefy powerhouses. As sex symbols while being strong as fuck. And I like to think she's happy. I like to think she tunes in on Monday night, wherever she is, and roots for all of them. I like to think she saw Rhea's studded get up in homage to her and cheered louder than any of us living cheering for her.

[bookinit02]

THESE GODDAMN FIREFIGHTERS ARE MAKING ME INSANEEEEEEE

[mcybree]

Today i am in a wee bit of pain. If i watched skizzs 3l pov today and made weird bad takes about him on tumblr dot com would yall forgive me

[jils-things]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THEM AND ONLY THEM AAUUAUAUAHGSGRGSRH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

I LOVE YOU FOREVER @beeholyshit LITERALLY EVERYONE LOOK AT HIS ART RIGHT NOW 🫵🫵🫵

[dullahandyke]

hit trend with 13yos in my sister's school is (checks notes) dislocating each other's fingers

[squeakadeeks]

im going to commit a class 1 felony work has been so absolutely fucking insane that its taken up virtually every waking minute of my life and completely scrambled my brain but as a treat/last fleeting line of sanity i got some really tasty frozen dinners for myself that i was really looking forward to but i'm so whacked out from stress i put them in the fridge and not the freezer which ruined them and im going to literally implode my fridge with my mind