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neighbour!Ghost x reader
Consistently tossing a polite little ‘good morning’ to your scary neighbour when you cross paths on your way out of the house, and every single time you’re rewarded with no more than a noncommittal grunt passing his notched lips or a level stare and a flick of his cigarette, something making it clear he’s not all too pleased with the social interaction.
One day, you decide you’re pestering him too much and just stop.
Walking past him with your head low, he has the audacity to whistle at you like he's calling for a pet- and it works.
He looks inconvenienced, his gaze accusing you of something along the lines of ‘-how dare you disturb the morning routine you've gotten me accustomed to.’ and indeed you did, making him feel surprisingly unsettled- another one of the tethering anchor points he relies on snapping and flying away within seconds, regardless of how inconsequential a gesture it had seemed to you.
“You forgetting something?” he grumbled in a tone that would surely leave someone else wondering if you owe the dubious-looking man with a balaclava hitched up over his nose an unresolved debt.
you don't skip the greeting next time.
#neighbour aus make me insane sorry#he was originally going to clear his throat to catch readers attention but this made me way more angry so thats what we get <3#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#x reader#ghost#cloth writes
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i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.
#🐉#even around people who dont like swearing you can often get away with it. which is crazy if you think about it.#to be clear i think this is a good thing! fuck cultural christianity lol
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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR
#WHAT THE FUCK MAN#caps#you're not evil dont worry I love you#BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I feel like sisyphus now#if I just blow my nose again it'll be clear right. right guys. if I get the mucus out I can breathe#IM GONNA BE ILLL IM SO ANGRY
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The Afton’s different ways of parenting in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#mrs afton#william afton#fnaf 4#afton family#The difference between William and Mrs Afton#I wanna believe Michael was closer to his mom#or at the very least she was way kinder to him#William is quick to putting down Michael to act right#it’s embarrassing to him for Michael to not just stay in line#ruins his idea of being a perfect family and lay low#while Mrs Afton sees clear her son is just being a kid#that he as probably trying to defend himself#and she wouldn’t want him to get into more fights of course#but won’t bring him down too much especially when William is the way he is#she would clean off his wounds and bandage him up#I like to think Michael got his humor from his mother
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obsessed w james somerton saying that he blacked out every time he failed to cite his sources like he’s the dr jekyll/mr hyde of plagiarism
#sanders bullshit#james somerton#civil disk horse#HE’S SO FUNNY. HOW DOES HE THINK HE’LL GET AWAY WITH ALL THAT#to be clear I am not making fun of his head injury it’s just that That Is Not How Head Injuries Work
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it is wild that the top post in #gay is a closeup shot of a hairy butt not marked sensitive but if a trans woman even says that shes a trans woman the post immediately gets blasted into the void by staff.
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Shoutout to all the people of Ohio who just passed abortion, contraception, and reproductive rights of all people into constitutional law by a fucking 12+ point margin despite the state legislature desperately trying to do everything they can to fuck up the vote. I'm so proud of y'all!!
Edit: Trans people fucking rule, sex work is cool and deserves respect, sex isn't a binary, gender critical theory is based on terrible disproven science and is just Phrenology for sex.
#sif speaks#us politics#election 2023#it's very well written and extremely clear on it's inclusion#abortion mention#abortion rights#post editted for getting terfs to clear the fuck off
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"All your life, you've been rejected by this world."
"You have nothing down there."
"No one who cares about you."
#okay but I'm not the only one who sees Ivo immediately looking down at Earth as him thinking about Stone?#him realizing that's not true. There is one person down there who cares about him#...and he threw him away#this is when he realizes#and when he gets rejected by Gerald too it becomes even more clear#they make me sick#sonic movie#sonic movie 3#sonic movie 3 spoilers#gerald robotnik#agent stone#dr. robotnik#eggman#stobotnik
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This is Irk, a baby tortle bard off on his first adventure!
He's very excited and optimistic and he inspires people by drawing them little pictures
his plushie is called Gim
#dnd art#dnd oc#mini painting#tortle#the angle doesnt quite make it clear but that is a trusty roll of toilet paper#just remembered i get a free blazed post once a month til this sub runs out >:3#see my tiny boy!
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the thing about some men is that they want you to remember, at all times, that you are underneath them. that with one word or look or "joke", you will stay beneath them. that even "exceptions" to the rule are not true exceptions - the commonly cited statistic that one in eight men believe they could win against serena williams.
women's gymnastics is often not seen as real gymnastics. whatever the fuck non-euclidian horrors rhythmic gymnasts are capable of, it's often tamped down as being not a sport. some of the most dominant athletes in the world are women. nobody watches women's soccer. despite years of dancing and being built like a fucking brick, men always assume they're faster and stronger than i am. you wouldn't like what happens when they are incorrect. once while drunk at a guy's house i won a held-plank challenge by a solid minute. the party was over after that - he became exceedingly violent.
what i mean is that you can be perfect, and they still think you're ... lacking, somehow. i hope you understand i'm trying to express a neutral statement when i say: taylor swift was the possibly the most patriarchy-palatable, straight-down-the-line woman we could churn out. she is white, conventionally attractive, usually pretty mild in personality. say what you will about her (and you should, she's a billionaire, she can handle it), but a few things seem to be true about her: 1. she can write a damn catchy song, and 2. the eras tour truly was a massive commercial success and was also genuinely an impressive feat of human athleticism and performance.
i don't know if she deserves the title of "woman of the year," i'm not debating that in this post. what i am saying is that she was named Woman of The Year, and then an untalented man got onstage at the golden globes and made fun of her for attending her boyfriend's football games. what i am saying is that this woman altered local economies - and her dating life is still being made into a "harmless" punchline. the camera panned, greedy, over to her downing a full glass of champagne. congratulations taylor! you are woman of the year! but you are a woman. even her.
fuck, man. write better material.
a guy gets onstage at a college graduation and despite the fact like half the crowd is made up of women, he spends a significant proportion of it warning these people - who spent possibly hundreds of thousands of dollars on their education - that they were lied to. that the "real" meaning of femininity is motherhood. that they shouldn't rest on the laurels of that education-they-paid-for but instead throw it away to kneel at a man's heel. imagine that. sweating in your godawful polyester gown (that you also had to pay for!), fresh out of 4 years of pushing yourself ever-harder: and some guy you've never met - who knows nothing about you - he reminds you this "win" is a pyrrhic one at best. you really shouldn't consider yourself that extraordinary. you're still a woman, even after years of study.
god forbid you are not a pretty woman, but if you are pretty, you must be dumb. god forbid you are not ablebodied or white or cis or straight or good at swallowing. you must be beneath a man, or else they are not a man. the equation for masculinity seems to just be: that which is not a woman or womanly (god forbid). anything "feminine" is thereby anathema. to engage in "feminine" things such as therapy, getting a hug from a friend, or crying - it is giving up ones manhood. therefore women need to be put in their place to ensure that masculinity is protected.
this is something i have struggled to explain to terfs - they are not doing the work of feminism, but rather the patriarchy. by asserting that women and men must be (on some secret level) oppositional and in conflict, they also assume that being a woman is akin to being another species. but bigotry does not stem from observational truths or clarity - that is what makes it bigotry. there was nothing in my childhood that made me fundamentally different from my brother. we are treated differently nonetheless. to assert there is some biological drive that enforces my gender role is to assert that women have a gendered role. men do not see women as equal to them not because of biological reality - but instead because the core tenant of the patriarchy is that women aren't full, realized people.
we are told from a very young age to excuse misbehavior as a single man's choice - not all men. it is not all men, just that one guy. all women are gold-digging bitches who belong in the kitchen - but if a man is mean, bigoted, or violent to you, it's just that particular guy, and that means nothing about men-as-a-whole. it is only one guy who got mad when you gently rejected him. it is only one guy who warns her this trophy is heavy, are you sure you can hold it? it is only one guy who smashes her face into the cake. it is only one guy talking into a mic about hating our bodily autonomy.
i have just found that they often wait until the moment we actually seem to be upstaging them. you sit in a meeting where you're presenting your own findings and he says get me a coffee? or you run to the end of the marathon and are about to finish first and he pushes your kids out in front of you. you win the chess game and they make some comment akin to well, you're ugly away. we can be the billionaire and get the dream life and finally fucking do it and yet! still! they have this strange, visceral urge to say well actually, if you think you're so great -
it's not one just one guy. it's one in eight.
#posting my drafts#i want to stress im a taylor swift enjoyer. sorry.#also if someone wants to venmo me for the radfem hate i get daily i need like 60 bucks#someone stole my taylor swift official merch quarter zip :(#the point im specifically making in the tswift paragraphs i hope is clear which is like.#taylor is not threatening their ideas of masculinity or femininity. she is incredibly milquetoast. i mean i love her#but there's nothing about her that challenges the status quo. EXCEPT for her success.#and that's what pisses so many men off: the success.#so if THE VISION of white heteropatriarchy STILL is being treated this way.....#what do you think is happening to minority populations??#i just feel like be annoyed w/her about real things but being weird about her dating someone is like#soooooooooooooooooooooo fucking annoying. like ya know????#[said with the knowledge i need you to be soooo normal about how you interpret this entire piece and also these tags]
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”
#arcane#arcaneedit#wlwedit#caitvi#ERM i hope i dont get whitelisted from tunglr again but i think im clear bc i posted a bunch of suggestive stuff and im good so.... yeah#piltover's finest#vi#vi arcane#arcane vi#vi x caitlyn#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#caitlyn x vi#arcane caitlyn#arcane league of legends#league of legends arcane#league of legends#arcane season 2#arcane s2#type: gif#media: arcane#s2 ep8
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What I do find low key funny is that in most shows/movies, when a character goes through their Traumatic Incident™️, they're almost always very tight lipped and secretive about what happened to them.
However if you speak to Edwin Payne for more than 20 minutes, not only will he tell you that he was in Hell, he'll give you a time scale and recommendations for restaurants there. He's leaving catty reviews on TripAdvisor. He's the Edwardian equivalent of a vlogger who had a bad time at a starbucks and has to make a 40+ minute call out video. Conceptually he should be Broody and Mysterious but he's fundamentally too much of a gay little bitch to keep shit to himself.
#Not a bad thing to be clear!!#He'd rather repress his sexuality than his years of torture and honestly king I get it#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dbda#edwin payne#charles: edwin baby can you do the dishes#edwin bitchily under his breath: when I was in Hell no one made me do the dishes 🙄😒
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Why did Charlie Emily say all that in fnaf UCN
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#charlie emily#fnaf susie#david afton#dave afton#cc fnaf#fnaf cassidy#fnaf 2#ultimate custom night#fnaf 4#ITS BEEN awhile since I’ve last drawn Charlie#specifically the ghost design I have for her#I REALLY like the design too#it’s mostly just finding an idea to do with her#Her voice lines in UCN is so great#you get such a clear idea she is more present compared to other ghost kids#but stikk wild for her to say that in front of them#she’s just being silly though promise 🙏🏾
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trigunned the hades or hadesed the trigun (id in alt)
#trigun#trigun maximum#nicholas d wolfwood#vash the stampede#meryl stryfe#milly thompson#millions knives#ruporas art#type of shit ive been on lately bc ive been playing an obsessive amount of hades 2 lmfao… ofc imstead of drawing fansrt for hades#i channel that energy into trigun?😭 SEE.. the thing is. i am ALWAYS thinking about a trigun game… like an action story game#it is rotating in my brain 24/7 and now after 7billion years i finally pick up a video game#and the inspiration sparked. obviously this is just a mere mimic of an existing media... but im thinking about the plot of max now#executed differently between mediums… webbing a new retelling of the original story as game mechanics allows you - thinking of the#new roles the characters would take. like wolfwood here is not Constantly by vash’s side but he will show up once a run to clear out an#encounter. shows up seldomly at home base to make gifting difficult... an existing companion and still journeys on his own. for more#relations options merylmilly will also have occasions where they separate so vash can speak to them individually - the gungho are not bosse#most of them get the roles of giving “boons” i think.. BUT ANYWAY thats me reimagining trigun into hades. now imagining trigun into an#ORIGINAL video game.... ough... ohhh....guhh... I WANT IT SO BAD!!!!!!!!#this was just a fun exercise... im thinking about doing more but i think i shouldactually draw some hades 2 fanart first
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It must be an insane mindfuck to know that Batman and Superman, the couple everyone in the JL thought consisted of “intelligent scary guy” and “rainbows and puppies guy” actually moonlight as “bimbo billionaire with no brain cells” and “highly competent but socially awkward investigative reporter” and all of those masks are true enough, but they don’t even come close to scratching the surface of who they are. One layer down from that gets you “Bruce Wayne, Father” and “Kal-El, last son of Krypton” but again, not quite close enough.
#just the layers of identity get to me ok#bruce wayne#batman#dc#superman#clark kent#superbat#clearing out my drafts#thoughts#justice league#jl
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day 9 prompt: first pinterest image that pops up answer: cd!!
🌐 💿 🌐 / 🌊 x 🌊 / 🌐 💿 🌐
#stimboard#stimblr#stim#cupids400#couldve been better if i used a psd but im working w ez gif and i refuse to get another adobe product on my laptop ngl#2000s#nostalgia#nostalgiacore#y2k#frutiger aero#water#tech#underwater#wave#cd#holo#holographic#computer mouse#tamagotchi#disk#blue#white#light blue#clear
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