#gets scared and sweaty

[bluexrcist]

YAYYY YAAAYYY YAYYY

(Version without the caption under the cut :3

[fisherrprince]

EMBARRASSING: Artist who enjoys drawing monsters and gore and body horror nearly actually passes out when confronted with poking herself with a ceramics tool and drawing one (1) bead of blood

[bookshelfpassageway]

i don't know what the hell Spider Time does but by the god that is me that's what time i have declared it is. we are pressing random buttons now as fast as possible

also shoutout to the poor guy on console who actually took the time to type out "Why" in chat after i took them and 2 enemies off the nearest cliff while shapeshifting as Jeff. i truly could not answer you in a satisfactory way if I tried. i must simply obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul, which is to be bad at math

[tabbyrocks]

one of my favorite "out of the norm for fanon monoma" monoma headcannons is that he CANNOT flirt. at all.

a lot of people look at sly or cocky characters as absolute rizz gods which is fair most the time but we never actually see monoma flirt with anyone.

I think he knows how to be mean/annoying to an extraordinary level but just cannot flirt or give good compliments for the life of him.

my best canon example of this is that one time kendo was getting ready for that beauty pageant and monoma saw her and basically was like "lmao you actually look nice for someone who's so violent" (he had to verbally clarify that that was a compliment)

i also think he can't handle being flirted with or being given compliments. mostly because i like the idea of this asshole who is normally really smart with his words go like "uuhhh emr uhm errm erm uh ahahah uhhhh thanks hhhhahhahahahahhah uhhmmmm" but also because he probably doesn't get genuinely complimented a lot.

[memser]

grug need tgel

[antimony-ore]

Ace as in I only fuck myself, and also go fuck yourself

[neversetyoufree]

The problem with me having a super limited knowledge of Japanese is that, between my own rough understanding and some bad mtl, I can understand just enough of the new chapter that I know I'm frothing at the mouth to write meta about it, but not enough to actually write that meta for fear of glaring errors in translation

[epicdogymoment]

walked in -> looked at the cabinets -> got even more stressed out and scared -> wandered around the place (trying to find where to get????? something??????? how?????????) -> got sick of it and left. anyway so i DID do a scary thing

[yansurnummu]

today in unhinged eso shenanigans that @tilliphont wanted me to share: last man standing in vfl

[dykeseinfeld]

gideon as an anakin figure (desperately wants to belong somewhere, kills old self out of love/“love”)

harrow as original series obi-wan but like bitchier

gideon and harrow's "insane battles" resembling the sad slow old man fight of a new hope is my new headcanon

[ringeddplover]

submitting my dissertation forms within a week. this is an ok fact about my life.

[lauryn-order]

Paralyzing anxiety about taking a shower and dying in it is a new one for me.

[wetslug]

i think i realized what im missing... my current job doesn't have enough chaos. my heart rate is too constant

[forbodium]

today is my big exercise day for the week apparently

first i cut the grass in the afternoon and then found a collared cat in the backyard and she was really sweet but she ran as soon as her mom came to pick her up, so we chased her around until she got tired enough that i could grab her

[sweatandwoe]

Why did you delete your post? Lmao I thought it was funny and wanted to reblog :c

Because I made it a few days ago, drafted it, and it was meant to be Gen and then someone DMed me with the "Oh you saw it too?" and I deleted it immediately cause I meant it in Gen and don't want it to get misconstrued (Also looking back not as funny, not as good)

[roaringheat]

Some weird undiagnosed reoccurring health scare is happening yet again and im about to head off to the doctor and im so freaked out im shakin like a damn chihuahua