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antimony-ore · 5 days ago
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Ace as in I only fuck myself, and also go fuck yourself
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the-artificem · 5 months ago
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she sure loves her big guns
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tragicotps · 9 months ago
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What age was Gillian Anderson in The X-Files? (x)
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haaam-guuuurl · 2 months ago
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Hey. Hey. We need to talk about this dude's name.
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pinacoladamatata · 7 months ago
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Rook rummaging through the lighthouse drawers like
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buckevantommy · 4 months ago
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WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME LOU GOT A SELFIE WITH MAURICE
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pixlatedvampire · 3 months ago
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hi the literal whole entire reason i made these was bc i watched this 10 sec clip on youtube pls watch
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vynnyal · 6 months ago
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I've been having a delightful time stumbling over my emojis being used in random servers, so here's more
#It's seriously so funny to see an emote of mine in random conversation from a private server#emojis#art#rain world#Some people went even farther and apparently started using other art of mine as emotes#Which is fine but absolutely buck wild to stumble over#Since some of the art they chose is literally wip versions of my current pfp#??? Sure I guess 😂#rw survivor#rw monk#rw saint#spearmaster#Most of these were requests. The rest were just the emojis I use the most turned into scugs lol#You get to decide which was which lmfaoooo#Also here's some lore: a while back I made 'hunterwheeze'#and the bit was everyone liked it so much they wanted it in the server#So I said bet and threw a bunch of emotes to the staff to hear their thoughts#And way more than I thought got added!#Except for hunterwheeze 🤣🤣🤣#Instead they chose a super edited screenshot of some animation frame I made a few months ago I added last minute for giggles#Which I was DELIGHTED by. It's perfect#Also the only instance of the emote since it's technically not on this blog 😉 not transparent anyway#Oh and here's my favorite 'wild' emotes I've found:#1) that person that dmed me to reveal there was an animated emote for every variation of rivulets face I made that one time#(I was not allowed to join the server)#2) discovering an emote has been in use for months in a server swathed in drama and in the throes of being orchestized from the community#3) that one nightcat-saint emote appearing on a random server announcement (it's so niche I was astounded anyone used it lmfao)#Most sightings are totally benign but these were just hilarious
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navybrat817 · 2 months ago
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My daughter while we were at dinner: "Guess what, Mama?"
Me: "What, sweetie?"
My daughter: "Dada got you TWO perfumes for Christmas."
Me: "...Is that right?"
My hubby: "... Didn't I tell you NOT to tell her?!
My daughter: "I didn't tell her WHAT perfumes you got. She doesn't know the names or what they smell like. It's still a surprise. She'll be surprised."
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akiacia · 29 days ago
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merry christmas and happy holidays! 🎄💝☃️
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wigglebox · 3 months ago
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Suptober - Day 30 | Nostalgia [x]
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missshezz · 9 months ago
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katerinaaqu · 14 days ago
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Neoptolemus: I am the most egdy epic cycle son!
Orestes: No! I am!
Neoptolemus: Shut the fuck up! I am!
Orestes: Oh yeah? I have my mommy issues and killed my mother and her lover and I took my cousin prisoner and killed a bastard!
Neoptolemus: Oh yeah? I have daddy issues, I killed a king and a baby on an altar and I took your wife! And without losing my marbles!
Orestes: I'll fucking kill you!
Telemachus: ...
Neoptolemus: What did you do?
Telemachus: Well...I mostly remained in my room sulking and being depressed not having a father and having a depressed mother but eventually I assisted my father lock 108 men in a hall like sheep in a den, I helped him eliminate plenty of them, helped mutilate a slave for life probably he is dead too and I hanged 12 women.
Oreates: ...
Neoptolemus: ...
Telemachus: I was pretty clear when I did that. In fact I did some pest control
Orestes: !!
Neoptolemus: !!
Telemachus: And that happened to the span of one day too
Orestes & Neoptolemus:
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hailsatanacab · 2 months ago
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“To whom,” Alfred rasps, pausing to clear his throat and establish his sense of decorum, “May I ask, to whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?”
The creature stops, blinks its owlish eyes at him, and lets out a bark of laughter.
“Forgive me,” it says, still chuckling lightly, raising a hand to rub at the back of his neck. Alfred is suddenly struck by the feeling that this creature is not as timeless, nor as old or as wizened, as it wished to present itself. “I am making a terrible first impression. My name is Phantom, current High King of the Infinite Realms.”
Contractual Obligations by me!!!
I couldn't get the image of Ghost King Danny out of my head, so here he is!! Acrylic on canvas, and I'm so happy with it - he came out a lot better than I thought he would 😅
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penny00dreadful · 2 years ago
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Is it just me or are we all sleeping on the super fucked up homoerotic wound care that could come from the group of them dropping back into the Rightside-Up, going to Max's trailer and Steve's still bleeding out because look at him.
And everyone's quizzing everyone else, mainly the girls because it's the 80's and casual sexism was everywhere, on whether they know how to sew.
Nancy never learned, Robin doesn't trust herself and Max is just straight up like fuck off.
And then there's Eddie Handmade Battle Vest, Drug Dealer, Dive Bar Guitarist Munson like
🖐️😐
Enter the ✨ shenanigans ✨
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hanafubukki · 1 year ago
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Malleus: -trying to flirt-
YN/MC/Yuu: -clearly confused-
Lilia, the wingman:
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YN/MC/Yuu: Oh, why don’t we date first?
Malleus: -happy dragon noises-
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