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Ace as in I only fuck myself, and also go fuck yourself
#pics do it better#tf my favorite letters#your gf tried to cancel me because I wouldn't pet her#ha!#I get her wetter#no plans to ever bed her#she never let's you hit it cause you're ugly like a sweater#sweaty?#It's cause I'm bringing mad heat#Ha 🤣#she's comin on to me while you diss from the back seat#let's flex off I ain't scare#she said you ain't been there#got you losing your hair#ain't taking her nowhere#so what a cuck gonna do sir?#throw dukes up or puke up?#you're still gonna lose her
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she sure loves her big guns
#that specific gun has been on my mind since thursday 🤣#caitvi#arcane#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#arcane vi#violyn#arcane league of legends#arcane season 2#arcane art#personalart
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What age was Gillian Anderson in The X-Files? (x)
#gillian anderson#Dana scully#txf#the x files#wired#lol i cant believe they could just lie about their age and no one ever checked this beforehand 🤯#thank god she did#she has a point there 🤣#even at 27 this is pretty unrealistic#unless Scully was some kind of child prodigy#which i can accept#baby scully#my edit
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Hey. Hey. We need to talk about this dude's name.
#danaerys??#KYLE????#🤣🤣#dropout#dimension 20#misfits and magic#mismag 2#misfits and magic 2#my posts#oh i just know aabria has a BLAST coming up with ridiculous wizard names#also... hey. what do you mean “final founder”?? aabria? magic mommy?? what do you mean?????#what a move to introduce the first founder we've ever met with the tag line “final founder”#near 1k#!!!
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Rook rummaging through the lighthouse drawers like
#dragon age#da4 spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#solas#has this one been done yet#🤣😭#helllpppp#ok i need to go touch grass fr now
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WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME LOU GOT A SELFIE WITH MAURICE
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hi the literal whole entire reason i made these was bc i watched this 10 sec clip on youtube pls watch
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#illustration#csp#pixel art#digital art#grima#grima wormtongue#lotr#lord of the rings#saruman#video#my art#sorry this kind of ooc anachronism is the funniest shit in the world to me#these are the least visually connected sequential drawings ive done lmao 🤣 but its how i see it in my head lol#the sudden american accent really adds to the humor for me as well lmao#i got stuck on the 2nd piece for so long but now im really happy w it ^-^ dont let your dreams be dreams ig 💗💗#sometimes you have to just draw it over from scratch lol#also happy news im employed again!! yay money!! but now i have less time for drawing ToT booo capitalism!!#🙏 i will do my best to keep drawing despite it all everyone pray for me lmao 💗💕#also im so certain that everyone in the grima tag has already seen this vid alkfjl dont mind me digging it up lmao i am easily entertained
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I've been having a delightful time stumbling over my emojis being used in random servers, so here's more
#It's seriously so funny to see an emote of mine in random conversation from a private server#emojis#art#rain world#Some people went even farther and apparently started using other art of mine as emotes#Which is fine but absolutely buck wild to stumble over#Since some of the art they chose is literally wip versions of my current pfp#??? Sure I guess 😂#rw survivor#rw monk#rw saint#spearmaster#Most of these were requests. The rest were just the emojis I use the most turned into scugs lol#You get to decide which was which lmfaoooo#Also here's some lore: a while back I made 'hunterwheeze'#and the bit was everyone liked it so much they wanted it in the server#So I said bet and threw a bunch of emotes to the staff to hear their thoughts#And way more than I thought got added!#Except for hunterwheeze 🤣🤣🤣#Instead they chose a super edited screenshot of some animation frame I made a few months ago I added last minute for giggles#Which I was DELIGHTED by. It's perfect#Also the only instance of the emote since it's technically not on this blog 😉 not transparent anyway#Oh and here's my favorite 'wild' emotes I've found:#1) that person that dmed me to reveal there was an animated emote for every variation of rivulets face I made that one time#(I was not allowed to join the server)#2) discovering an emote has been in use for months in a server swathed in drama and in the throes of being orchestized from the community#3) that one nightcat-saint emote appearing on a random server announcement (it's so niche I was astounded anyone used it lmfao)#Most sightings are totally benign but these were just hilarious
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My daughter while we were at dinner: "Guess what, Mama?"
Me: "What, sweetie?"
My daughter: "Dada got you TWO perfumes for Christmas."
Me: "...Is that right?"
My hubby: "... Didn't I tell you NOT to tell her?!
My daughter: "I didn't tell her WHAT perfumes you got. She doesn't know the names or what they smell like. It's still a surprise. She'll be surprised."
#navybrat rambles#mom life#my daughter#my hubby#lovelies#😂🤣😂#whether it is my birthday or christmas#there's at least one present that is never a surprise#has been this way for years#are you reading my tags?#go drink some water#stay hydrated my friends
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merry christmas and happy holidays! 🎄💝☃️
#akia art#our life#olba#baxter ward#olba mc#hope everyone has a warm and restful day!!#this should be the last baggie post of their long and art-summary-dominating yr LMFAO#ft stuff i made up like always 🤣
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Suptober - Day 30 | Nostalgia [x]
#suptober24#destiel#dean Winchester#castiel#spnfanart#wiggleart#the second link is to a suptober prompt I did last year with the barn#I hit the nostalgia on two fronts haha a kind of redraw but also them revisiting this Lazarus rising barn#it’s cool seeing how my style has evolved lmao#I learned a lot in the last year#but also I’m hoping that this barn is still somewhere in Vancouver lmao#pls tell me it is 🤣#ONE MORE DAAAAAY
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#star wars#star wars memes#sw memes#the plot we deserved#star wars attack of the clones#darth sidious#count dooku#obi wan kenobi#funny memes#funny post#funny image#funny pics#funny shit#ha ha funny#funny stuff#funny#🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Neoptolemus: I am the most egdy epic cycle son!
Orestes: No! I am!
Neoptolemus: Shut the fuck up! I am!
Orestes: Oh yeah? I have my mommy issues and killed my mother and her lover and I took my cousin prisoner and killed a bastard!
Neoptolemus: Oh yeah? I have daddy issues, I killed a king and a baby on an altar and I took your wife! And without losing my marbles!
Orestes: I'll fucking kill you!
Telemachus: ...
Neoptolemus: What did you do?
Telemachus: Well...I mostly remained in my room sulking and being depressed not having a father and having a depressed mother but eventually I assisted my father lock 108 men in a hall like sheep in a den, I helped him eliminate plenty of them, helped mutilate a slave for life probably he is dead too and I hanged 12 women.
Oreates: ...
Neoptolemus: ...
Telemachus: I was pretty clear when I did that. In fact I did some pest control
Orestes: !!
Neoptolemus: !!
Telemachus: And that happened to the span of one day too
Orestes & Neoptolemus:
#greek mythology#tagamemnon#the odyssey#the iliad#homeric poems#greek mythology memes#incorrect quotes#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect homer#incorrect epic cycle#orestes#neoptolemus#pyrrhus#telemachus#sorry i had to#And THAT'S why the three of them nver met! 🤣🤣🤣#giggling while writing this#epic cycle has no chill#telemahus is arguably THE edgy teenager the other two are lunatics hahaha#humor#meme art#meme humor#tumblr memes#memes
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“To whom,” Alfred rasps, pausing to clear his throat and establish his sense of decorum, “May I ask, to whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?”
The creature stops, blinks its owlish eyes at him, and lets out a bark of laughter.
“Forgive me,” it says, still chuckling lightly, raising a hand to rub at the back of his neck. Alfred is suddenly struck by the feeling that this creature is not as timeless, nor as old or as wizened, as it wished to present itself. “I am making a terrible first impression. My name is Phantom, current High King of the Infinite Realms.”
Contractual Obligations by me!!!
I couldn't get the image of Ghost King Danny out of my head, so here he is!! Acrylic on canvas, and I'm so happy with it - he came out a lot better than I thought he would 😅
#danny phantom#dpxdc#ghost king danny#phanart#dpxdc big bang#dcxdp#ahhhhh here he is!!!!!!! it's king phantom ahhh!!!!!!#i didnt add his aurora halo and i feel like a fraud 😑 but it wouldnt have fit and also im very scared of adding it#and he has a massive honking stonker of a nose 🤣 sorry my boy by the time i realised i couldnt change it#this is... my first fanart#(and its of my own fic - thats bad isnt it haha)#i hope you all like it!!!! its not something i normally do but i couldnt get it out of my head#hey uh... hey.... what do i do with a 30x40 canvas of danny phantom fanart?#like. what do i do with that? is he just gonna float around my room for a while?#probably#ALSO my mum showed my dad and he said 'you did that? that's amazing' and im pretty sure thats the most amount of praise hes ever given me#which affected me way more than it should#he took a picture of it and mum was like 'he's going to show that to everyone' and i dont know how to explain to them its fanart#of a cartoon that aired 20 years ago 🤣🤣#anyway!!!!!!!! hope you all like it!!! please read the fic and then give some love to my wonderful artists#they went above and beyond for this like wwooooaaaaahhhh#art that I will never forget 🥰#love you all goodnight!!!!!
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Is it just me or are we all sleeping on the super fucked up homoerotic wound care that could come from the group of them dropping back into the Rightside-Up, going to Max's trailer and Steve's still bleeding out because look at him.
And everyone's quizzing everyone else, mainly the girls because it's the 80's and casual sexism was everywhere, on whether they know how to sew.
Nancy never learned, Robin doesn't trust herself and Max is just straight up like fuck off.
And then there's Eddie Handmade Battle Vest, Drug Dealer, Dive Bar Guitarist Munson like
🖐️😐
Enter the ✨ shenanigans ✨
#like has this been a thing in fics??#am i just missing them??#or is this just a little too fucky for the general public 😅#am i too fucky? 🤣#steddie#stranger things#steve x eddie#eddie x steve
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Malleus: -trying to flirt-
YN/MC/Yuu: -clearly confused-
Lilia, the wingman:
YN/MC/Yuu: Oh, why don’t we date first?
Malleus: -happy dragon noises-
#I saw this panel online and thought of malleus right always 🤣🤣#lilia wants grandkids okay?#one of these three has to give it to him#lilia would be his wingman#im not sure what manga this is from if you know it please let me know please and thank you#malleus draconia x reader#lilia vanrouge#twst mc#twst yuu#twst meme#twst memes
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