dykeseinfeld

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

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THE NOLAN DUDE BROS ARE GOING TO THINK THEY UNDERSTAND THE ODYSSEY AND THEY WON'TTTTTTTTT

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don't call don't text i am in fucking mourning

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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

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a lot of the ppl i’ve been seeing talk abt elon musks doing the sieg heil are the same people who have been posting antisemitic shit for months so. maybe also look inwards at this moment to your own biases about how you view jews maybe look into the history of how antisemitic attacks were hidden in the soviet union under the guise of anti zionism maybe idk. support jewish people and believe that we are and have been an oppressed people for thousands of years and that antisemitism does not start and end with the nazi party bc now more than ever we need your support to be more than skin deep

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rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

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a lot of the ppl i’ve been seeing talk abt elon musks doing the sieg heil are the same people who have been posting antisemitic shit for months so. maybe also look inwards at this moment to your own biases about how you view jews maybe look into the history of how antisemitic attacks were hidden in the soviet union under the guise of anti zionism maybe idk. support jewish people and believe that we are and have been an oppressed people for thousands of years and that antisemitism does not start and end with the nazi party bc now more than ever we need your support to be more than skin deep

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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

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i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

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jackholtz they almost hook up but jack goes "we gotta rest up for yale tomorrow" and holster never mentions it again but he never forgives him either

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does anyone have that one painting with the ghosts standing in the water?

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if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif

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astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"