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just ordered a bunch of soylent last time i tried meal replacement shakes i fainted and smashed open my eyebrow let’s see

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chappell roan could do dancing in the dark and bruce springsteen could do hot to go and they really really should just for me

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happy lesbian visibility week. remember that, even in countries were femicide is acknowledged, lesbophobic hate crimes are lumped in with barely a word of note. remember that most people shy away from the word lesbian as if it's a dirty thing, and that it's not interchangeable with the sanitized term of the week. remember that lesbianism is not "restrictive", and that realizing you aren't attracted to men in a world that tells you that is not a possibility is more freeing than you could ever imagine. remember that transness isn't antithetical to lesbianism, but an integral part of it. remember that we're not the mean girl cardboard cutouts that exist in your head but people with varied life experiences and backgrounds just like you. remember to love lesbians even when we're the mean hairy man-hating dykes you hear so much about. remember that our relationships are more than soft kissing hand-holding lukewarmth and deserve to be taken seriously in all their depth. remember that we don't exist for anyone's pleasure but our own. remember that we exist even when you think we don't, or wish we didn't. remember that we'll continue to exist, everywhere, always.

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I'm really curious about this!! in aotearoa, every classroom I was in growing up had posters up on how to respond to an earthquake. "drop, cover, hold" was drilled into me from a very young age. I experienced a few growing up, but they were mild because I don't live in areas where they are more extreme. One of our major cities, christchurch/ōtautahi, gets hit by earthquakes very frequently. if you look at a global seismic hazard map, aotearoa is fully lit up in the colour indicating high hazard chance. wild!!!

for reference, in the UK (similar size country) there are around 20-30 noticeable earthquakes per year. in aotearoa, that number is around 100-250!

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kittens conversation:

hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile

other kittens: yeah

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Genuinely asking since I lack the context but, you don't think your classmate might be embarrassed/shy/insecure/thinks you don't like him and is hesitant to say something again which you might ridicule? I'm sure his ego/feelings were just hurt and he'll get over it if you keep being professional and cordial. If not you're right he's lame

no i know lmao i’m being a lil bitchy abt it and also i think having a fragile ego is really lame especially to the point where it grinds a graduate level course discussion to a halt

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why aren’t we allowed to talk shit behind each others backs. that’s kind of the backbone of society that allows us to be around the people who are really fucking annoying sometimes

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Turn up the shrimp I can’t hear the shrimp

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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

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getting really into journaling is so fucked because you will fr end up with pages like "dear diary, it's fucken wimdy today!!!!! also I might be a talentless hack with no real creative drive or discipline to speak of. xoxo ✨"