#get it. bc he got murdered
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Shadow's No Good, Very Bad Day
#Sonic#The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog#tmosth#Shadow the Hedgehog#Amy Rose#Blaze the Cat#Rogue the Bat#Barry the Quokka#Fanart#MSPaint Draw#had some of these sitting in drafts for a bit bc my attention got pulled in six other directions 😅#but that's fine bc now i got it done ahead of time for it's 2nd anniversary and now it seems intentional 😉👍#I love Shadow in tmosth he's so silly and takes non-stop Ls#biggest of them is getting accused of 'murder'#but let's not forget all the little Ls he took along the way#love him dearly and drawing him in situations is fun#and also just a vague hint of a suggestion of sonadow for that last strip bc it's my comic set and i said so#anyway happy birthday to Peak 😆 go play Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog
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It's crazy what he gets away with (and who the ones letting him get away with it are)
Bruce: What Nightwing did might have been... unconventional, but it worked.
Tim: Exactly. I mean, sure, the plan might have involved hacking into Gotham’s power grid, a few strategic distractions, and, uh, some minor illegal surveillance-
Barbara: MINOR? DISTRUBANCES??
Tim: Okay, fine! The plan also had a teensy bit of hacking into the stock market, manipulating a few politicians, and borrowing a couple confidential documents, but nobody was harmed!
Bruce: ...In the strictest sense.
Tim: Yes! See, it's a win-win solution!
Barbara: *furious* You two are insane. You’re treating morally ambiguous like it’s a fun new hobby. He practically engineered an escape from a high-security prison by tricking the entire staff into thinking it was game night. In addition, he orchestrated a city-wide blackout just to steal classified documents, and you’re calling it genius?
Bruce: Very resourceful.
Tim: I mean... it’s not his fault they didn’t know how to play Dungeons & Dragons. Also, I want to see who else could pull off a high-profile heist while simultaneously launching a PR campaign for a new tech startup!
Bruce: *to Tim* Wayne Enterprise's tech gadgets cleared the shelves, we need to speed up production.
Tim: Already on it.
Barbara: You’re defending this? That’s not genius, that’s a psychotic breakdown wrapped in a cape! It's madness layered up in a three-piece suit!
Bruce and Tim: It’s Dick.
Barbara: I swear, if it was anyone else, you’d be throwing them in a cell for years.
Bruce and Tim: It’s Nightwing. He has plausible deniability.
Barbara: Plausible? I think he has a whole separate universe of deniability!
#Thinking about the time when Bruce Tim and the whole world gaslighted themselves into believing murder was okay because Dick did it#yeah that's right I'm talking about The Joker and Blockbuster#they let him get away with murder!#Bruce and Tim are Dick's biggest enablers#the nightwing fan club is a secret cult and Bruce Tim and the Titans are the fighting for leadership positions#Wayne and Drake - Dick's Grayson's unpaid lawyers#Damian is an intern at the Dick Grayson defense squad informal law firm#he's following in his father and brother's steps#Nightwing is both the problem and the solution#lmao the tags are so long but i cant stop#Barbara and jason have headaches and drinks over what Tim and Bruce let Dick get away with#bruce would defend a heist if Dick did it#waittaminute it's liek that guy from White Collar - Neal Caffrey#wait wasn't neal caffrey around 17 or 18 when he started commiting heists. aND DICK BROKE AWAY FROM BRUCE AT THAT TIME#AND NEAL CAFFREY GOT CAUGHT WHILE CHASING A RED HEAD AND DICK LOVES RED HEADS AND THEY WERE BOTH IN NEW YORK CITY#AND THE SAME AGE AND THEY HAVE BLUE EYES AND BLACK HAIR AND THEYRE CHARMING#THIS IS WHY NEAL NEVER GOT CAUGHT BC BRUCE LITERALLY TURNED A BLIND EYE BC IT WAS DICK#IVE CONNECTED THE DOTS#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#bruce wayne#batman#barbara gordon#oracle#batgirl#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes
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I feel like it's not addressed enough that Obi-Wan was so not ready for Anakin at the end of TPM. He wasn't quite ready to be a Knight, let alone take a Padawan, let alone Anakin.
Like, imagine you're 25 years old, already dealing with plenty of issues from your shitshow of a teen-to-young-adult experience when your Master - your father, your friend, your teacher, your guardian of 12 years, who you didn't always have the best relationship with but goddamn it you tried so hard and overcame so much to get to where you are - is literally murdered in front of you by a fucking demon, the ancient bogeymen of all your childhood stories who are suddenly very real and killing the people you love. Everyone looks at you now with so much awe and fear because, in a haze of grief and panic, you managed to become the first to kill a demon in a millennium - which is somehow that's enough of a qualification to immediately graduate your apprenticeship with full honours even though you never actually got the chance to finish it. Five minutes of pure terror turned your life upside down, and now you have to shoulder the burdens of a knighthood that you know you're not ready for, and find some way to live with the crushing expectations that come with your newfound, accidental and very unwanted semi-legendary status. And, if that wasn't enough already, within 24 hours of all this going down, you're also legally responsibly for raising a hyperactive 9 year old ex-slave Child of Prophesy with crippling CPTSD and more power than god. You somehow, somehow have to raise this boy to be both a good Knight - which you haven't had a chance to figure out how to be yourself yet - and a functional person - which was never and easy thing for you to be but is getting harder by the day. You desperately want to do right by your new Padawan and honour your Master's dying wish but you're not ready for any of this, you didn't ask for it, and you're trying so hard to not repeat Qui-Gon's mistakes whilst also being painfully aware that you can never live up to what he could have been. Then there's homework and missions and nightmares and you worry that Anakin isn't making friends and you haven't slept more than 3 hours a night in weeks and the President of the Galaxy is pressuring you for some Private Alone Time with your child -
How the fuck is anyone supposed to handle that?
#I'm looking for fic recs of this concept if anyone has any#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#sw prequels#I feel like this is the source of a lot of their issues#obiwan couldn't be what anakin needed but he tried so hard#and in trying so hard for ANAKIN he never got the chance to become what HE needed himself to be#so Anakin thinks of Obi-Wan as his father#because he was 9 and traumatised and he needed a parent who he could depend on#and Obi-Wan thinks of Anakin as his brother#because he was 25 and grieving and already overburdened even before someone gave him a child dependent on him#someone help these men i never thought id say this but. i dont think even gay sex can fix this one#people get caught up in the snark the shenanigans and the ObiKin and kinda gloss over how extremely unhealthy this is#even BEFORE the murder and the sith and the genocide. which is kinda impressive ngl.#bc anakin has always depended on obiwan to an unhealthy degree bc trauma and abandonment issues and isolation#and obiwan never had the chance to figure out who he could be without anakin depending on him.#jesus christ these two need ten years of therapy and most importantly they need SPACE FROM EACHOTHER
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people who go into superhero comics (the "heroes don't kill" genre, where (admittedly, often very flawed) discussion of the morality of taking a life and themes of lawfulness, vigilanteism, and redemption are like the entire foundations of the genre) and then get pissy about how they want edgier protagonists who kill their enemies. bro just go watch Generic Action Blockbuster #74821384
#rimi talks#like you can absolutely get into discussion of copaganda in comics and the authorial end editorial centrism#because god knows a lot of comics (esp older ones) just absolutely REEK of performative activism or copaganda or what have you#and there is definitely plenty to be said there#but that's not what people saying this stuff are talking about 😭#it's all just ''but i want the white man to kill a crowd of evil goons but it's fine bc none of their lives mattered bc they got in his way!#and don't worry he was unquestionably right to have killed them and it was really cool and sexy of him to do so and also he was right''#(now don't take this as me disagreeing that fictional murder can be sexy. of course it can. ive seen pamela isley.)#(but while i would call her sexy i would not call her RIGHT for being a murderous ecofascist yk)
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i hate when ned gets dragged into this “second brothers who have a complex” thing esp when it’s a “well ALL the houses have this problem” ned doesn’t actually!!!! ned shows us no jealousy over brandon being heir to winterfell, what ned shows is a very obvious and deep seated discomfort with the fact that his brother was brutally violently murdered and next thing ned knows he has his brother’s job, his brother’s house, and his brother’s wife!!! that feels a little different to me, don’t insult my man here by comparing him to your floppy ass second sons who are mad they’re gonna get the world handed to them but their brother gets slightly more handed to him!!!!
#‘it’s not just targs that have this issue’ correvt stannis and renly are also huge bitch babies!#however ned does not have this issue. ned feels weird that he got all of brandon’s shit after brandon was murdered and that’s totally#rational bc it is in fact a deeply weird situation!!!!! stannis daemon and whoever the fuck are simply spoiled brats! hope this helps!!!!!#ned stark#getting on my soap box#i mean ‘job’ it’s not a real job he’s a landlord but u get my point skskd
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Pumpkin Rabbit and Witch Sheep wish you a Happy Halloween!!
(Click for better quality)
#first time properly drawing these guys#Hello Walten Files Fandom#the pumpkin rabbit#witch sheep#the mysterious house#the walten files#twf#my art#I haven’t thought about or engaged with twf in a good while#lowkey forgot about it ngl#but upon seeing that PR got a plushie I had to get it#had a brief fixation on tmh thanks to being reminded of its existence#I rewatched mysterious house for Halloween and i still enjoy it#pumpkin rabbit is still my favorite character#why is it always the murderous yellow/orange rabbits that end up being my favorite#anyway so I learned he apparently would wear black lipstick if he were human and his first design had it so. i gave him some#on his bottom lip bc top lip looked a bit weird#I never want to draw a spiked collar ever again#do not question me on the anatomy.#I know it’s a bit wrong#but I like how this turned out overall :)
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this is my favorite scene in the game because its just italy trying to make things as confusing and frightening as possible for reasons that end up benefiting NO ONE in the end
#hetalia#hetaoni#hws italy#aph italy#hetaoni italy#ok but like.#this scene actually confused me a bit at first.#how i interpret it:#japan makes a mistake (forgets about prussia). ita is ACTING confused. he should know by now that people forget each other here#(funnily enough in loop 1 he forgot japan! haha!!!)#so is he just trying to fit in? act surprised by japan's mistake so he isnt ALSO seen as suspicious?#but then he later makes a fake mistake of his own saying that theyre not even looking for america bc he didnt show up at all (false)#'Yeah、why did you say France and America、Japan?#The ones we have to save are Prussia and France、right? Why did you say America?'#...but WHY is he doing that#and then after jp gets confused AGAIN and says HE came here with america (he did Not. not this time anyway) ita seizes that opportunity.#even directing attention to him 'Wai-- what's wrong with you Japan? Don't you remember [that we...]'#yeah japan? dont you remember? hey everyone isnt is so weird that japan doesnt remember? hm? england doesnt remember either huh?#lets all argue about it. lets all distrust each other. lets all get reaaally distracted so no one notices how Blatantly suspicious im being#enough rambling. this is genuinly one of my favorite scenes in the entire game.#just. the weird anxiety. 1000 loops of memories... everyone fighting over what did or didnt happen... the psuedo alliances that form...#anger confusion disgust... distrust. why dont you remember? i remember something that never happened. i remember it vividly. ...why?!#AND ITS ALL ORCHESTRATWED BY MY LITTLE BOY!!!!!! <333 hehehhe itallyyyyyy#i mean.#assuming that uh. he. intended to do any of this.#and was not also suffering from the loops memory loss.#which i like to think hes not.#hetaoni italy got trapped in a murder monster timeloop#woke up on the morning of loop 5746546345#and said to himself “how can i make this even MORE complicated in a way that benefits no one”
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VOX, Media Overlord | 1x02 - Radio Killed The Video Star
"[He's] up in his tower waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down."
#hazbin hotel#vox#hazbin vox#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#requested#hazbin hotel edit#hazbin edit#my gifs#radio killed the video star#Certified Redemption ☑︎#oh yes. definitely gonna do more of him. he's tricky but doable#he's a fun challenge. it's tough to keep his bright colors bright and saturated#while at the same time not oversaturating him#cuz if i don't recolor at all he comes out BLAND and boring#but if i saturate him even a little then he can oversaturate and then the image quality is MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD bc#the higher the saturation and contrast = the worse the quality gets. which is funny cuz this show is all high sat and contrast LMAO#but i'm making him work. got a decent recipe for him so far. i'll keep playing with him cuz wow his shots are so NICE#like sure his two colors contrast a lot but at least they're FLAT for the most part. so that helps a lot in the color tables#character spotlight#also it's weird...#usually i have a thing for pathetic bi men but somehow vox didn't trigger the awooga cortex in my brain. wonder if/when that'll change 🤔#i think i'm too busy simping for vaggie and husk to give him attention rn is all kjsdhfljsdhjfkhs#flashing gif#flickering gif
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#ts4#ts4 edit#oc: nauthkee#i didn't have a caption idea for this so he doesn't get one#but. after reviewing his file...i have come to the conclusion that he unfortunately looks like this 90% of the time#eyebags dark circles expression & all#wears the same 2 pairs of boots everywhere even in summer#has 5 pairs of jeans that look exactly alike even though they're different#90% of his wardrobe is black and red aside from his comfy clothes#he has exactly 1 white shirt that says “community dick” bc yoni got for him as a gag gift on his birthday#he still wears it tho#no one ever knows how he manages to get laid bc he's always staring at people like he'll murder them for opening their mouths#the rbf is real#he DOES smile and isn't a complete dick but that's mostly at home and when he's not working#which isn't often
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I started considering Too much about how it’d go in the Burntrap ending of security breach,,,,
Unlikely to actually Do anything with this beyond occasional doodles but God would it be fun,,
#my art#fnaf#fnaf sb#glamrock Freddy#gregory fazbear#a bit inspired by SOTC unsurprisingly#like. I have a Visceral need to have glamrock Freddy to be. yes the nice and most unlikely to outright murder you#but he’s STILL an Afton brand animatronic#just because he’s less willing to use physical force doesn’t mean he Won’t#also yellow eyed Gregory my Beloved#random thought but I should give Cassie blue eyes for this au. gotta have the besties have the eye color of each others fav animatronic#also yes I Will add Cassie into this. maybe. Likely#I enjoy weirdo small children with a bit to much power#in this case it’s Gregory being able to dismantle giant metal creatures triple his weight and height#alongside having Freddy in his corner#Cassie gets to go through walls!#ooo I should make MXES her buddy.. mostly bc I wanna draw him#Gregory and Freddy murder for each other! problem is that Freddy didn’t get the memo of only robots m)#:)#also also: 1 of Freddy’s eye is yellow (bc both are Roxy’s) bc it got too damaged from the scratches to autocorrect to the right color#(aka headcannoning that Fazbear inc endo eyes are designed to change color so they don’t have to go through a giant tub of em to find the#right specific hex color)
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the moment you insist that a 13/14 year old boy on a barely grown dragon could've done anything to defend himself against a 19/20 year old on the biggest and oldest dragon alive that also just so happens to be one of the war dragons that originally conquered their lands is when you know you should enroll in clown school because you missed your calling, clearly
#dont ask me who this is about they're not on tumblr thank god#but i just needed to get this out somewhere#hotd#house of the dragon#lucerys velaryon#arrax#bc im not letting yall forget ARRAX#aemond targaryen#vhagar#clown behaviour fr fr#“but it was an accident!” be so fr aemond CHOOSE to chase them through a storm#do u think he planned to gently lift lucerys out of his saddle and serve him tea and cakes?#he KNEW what he was doing but got scared at the last moment#which means absolutely nothing to me since his stupidity murdered a child + his dragon in an horrendous way
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nigel will go three entire months without so much as even smirking or letting happiness touch his eyes just to see a dead body or to get invited to go grave “exploring” with alex and will grin from ear to ear the entire walk there.
#alex *invited* him to humor him because he was worried something was wrong with nigel#nope. don’t worry. he’s still completely normal and smiling fondly at the sight of human entrails.#love that weird boy#but i am a firm believer that like 98% of the time he is completely emotionless and often LOOKS sad even when he’s feeling#-nothing at all. he’s just got a sad face. or maybe he does exist is a somewhat sad or catatonic state usually and that is only ever-#-interrupted by the brief bouts of excitment he gets from partaking in the weirdest shit ever.#as on par with certain psychopaths. it’s hard to tell though bc we don’t really know WHAT kind of psychopath he is. at least not if you-#-attentively note the holes in alex’s description of him.#worry not though. the measurable amount of happiness he gets when he’s WITH alex largely exceeds the amount he gets when he’s without him-#-and they’re pretty much always together. unfortunately for everyone and the condition of their safety.#alex forbes#nigel colbie#like minds 2006#murderous intent
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dude if someone fucked with Kusuo and actually managed to hurt him I just know Kuusuke would eradicate them in an instant. Have you seen the way he talks about Kusuo and humanity. He would not be stoppable.
#kuusuke never change </3#He’s got the good old “only I get to psychologically torment and occasionally send bombs to and sometimes attempt to murder my brother”#Kusuo mentions the bookcase incident and the next day those guys are apologizing profusely#Bc kuusuke is I think too normal to commit actual premeditated murder#But kidnapping? Torment? General Sadism? He’s good at that#Hhhsgsgi love u saiki siblings
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neil is such an important and integral piece of jean’s story but jean could’ve been replaced with anyone else and it wouldn’t have changed neil’s story in the slightest
#neil constantly getting brought up over and over again in tsc and tgr#meanwhile the only times neil brings up jean in the original triology are when he’s talking about the nest or smth related to kevin#neil could’ve lived his entire life never knowing jean but jean wouldn’t have lived without neil#do you understand#aftg#neil josten#jean moreau#jean yves moreau#tsc#aftg tsc#aftg tgr#slight spoilers#but not really#‘omg neil got mentioned!’ i feel like shouldn’t really be a spoiler bc yeah duh#dude got someone murdered in the last book yeah he’s gonna get mentioned#but i digress lol
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I do think that the most insidiously and casually horrifying thing that happened in S3 of squid game was the presence of the basinet and the bottle feeding set.
The answer to why they had them is disturbing to me. The forethought and the absolute lack of human decency it indicates.
#squid game#squid game spoilers#at first i was like: if she's dead how ill the baby Eat?? and i was worried#and then they pulled out a fancy bottle feeding kit thing and i was Horrified at what that forethought meant#anyway. i'm Kind of half icked out that in-ho had that baby girl for six months#it's proof ghosts aren't real bc if they were junhee never would have given him a moment's rest#no guy whose tragic backstory is loss of baby should get to balm his pain with an innocent baby girl whose mother he played a part#in Murdering#he Knew her and didn't lift a finger to help her#i mean on the flip side him taking care of her proved gi-hun's faith correct#but also? absolutely fucking Not#imagine poor junhee's reaction if she couldn't raise the baby she wanted so much so the guy who did all That got his hands on her#i mean he saved her! good! but don't use this kid to be happier in-ho bc that's Some audacity#i didn't actually need in-ho to die nor do i feel bad that he lived#But possibly Only because he left the baby somewhere safe#bc forget junhee even... the baby doesn't deserve That
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after bree gets pietro and clint out of the way of the bullets, pietro is like "I did not see that coming", and bree smiles at him. clint says something like "we have to go!", so bree superspeeds all of them to safety and keeps flirting with pietro.
also, mr. davenport would be so mad if they started dating. tasha would get him to let it go, but by the time all the bullshit with sebastian goes down, donald realizes his kids have weird taste in men (except for adam, oddly enough, since he managed to get a pretty normal boyfriend (yknow, if you ignore that he was bree's bf first).)
#once again i see pietro and wanda as being 16 in aou#hes not 26 flirting with a 17yo guys i'm not a creep#i simply do not believe they were 26. i see their parents dying 8 years before civil war making them 10 in 2008 and 16/17 in aou#anything else i simply ignore. shes not 34 in wandavision. she's 25 to me. i pretend i do not see it. i am looking away#bree davenport#pietro maximoff#clint barton#avengers age of ultron#lab rats#i can't stop thinking about this crossover au guys#are we calling this a ship? theres not a good name mashup ship name here. brietro is dumb#i just think they've both got a little sass in them#bree...so many moments#pietro “get off your asses” and taking candy from the guy on the boat#and his little “you didn't see that coming?” and trying to grab mjolnir bc it looked cool only to get his shit wrecked#the davenport siblings have a history of falling for people who have tried to kill them. at least this time the murder attempts are#in the past and not the near future. *cough* sebastian *cough*#oh yeah and she's flirted with sebastian too#i'm not saying she flirts with just anyone but i AM saying she would think pietro is cute and try#also its someone who kinda gets it yknow? moves at the same pace as her
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