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Do you guys know how on Vuk's wiki page, in his trivia (picture at the bottom) it says "he can't hold his liquor, so he embarrasses himself often"...

I don't know if Tix wrote that or somebody else, but nonetheless, I headcanon that he gave Dražen a golden shower once and he was surprisingly into it

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You guys know how at one point there were two VMROs...what if Tatjana had a Bulgarian clone of her during that time and they were always fighting

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Aph Kosovo drawing I made last night (in the style of the hand in hand Yugotalia art)

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It'd be so cute if every interaction they got closer to eachother because in Vuk's Q&A he's shown to fear her, but if he got to know her better I think he'd be less scared and even start to like her

On everyone's soul we're leaving Russia x Serbia in 2024

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Have we not tried shipping SerbRo

On everyone's soul we're leaving Russia x Serbia in 2024

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Yugotalia characters as quotes from folk songs (translated by me)

Vuk - "And only now that we've parted, I realized I can't live without you."

(Shvatio sam ne mogu bez tebe, written by Radmila Todorović - Babić)

Enis - "I was betrayed by my friends, betrayed by my brother; I lost every battle, but I am still at war"

(Izdali me prijatelji, written by Nikola Grbić)

Idriza (To Šćepan) - "Why would I live without you, dear, when I don't want to have another love?" (Šta će mi život, written by Toma Zdravković)

Šćepan - "You are a woman whom I love madly and for whom my heart hopes will suddenly come into my life again with the early spring."

(Ti si žena koju ludo volim, written by Savo Radusinović)

Milica - "I don't have sirwals, or a tambourine; I don't have black hair or long, bare legs."

(Šta će mi šalvare, written by Miša Marković)

Bajram - "No man's land, everyone's sorrow; that's how I am"

(Pada prašina, written by Marina Tucaković)

Tatjana - "My heart is a violin. Why do you touch it when you don't know how to play?" (Srce je moje violina, written by Miša Marković and Tadija Dimitrijević)

Ilija - "Is there no luck for me? how long will my face be sad? smile at me atleast a bit; hey life, you cheater."

(Zar za mene nema sreće, written by Miodrag M. Ilić and Milenko Jakšić)

Dražen - "If only I hadn't gifted *him my heart and soul, I would've been living like an emperor today."

(Činio sam čuda, written by Novica and Jasmina Urošević)

Janez (to Vuk) - "all the glasses have been drunk and broken because of you; there's no more, no more joy, for you or for me."

(Sve su čaše ispijene, written by Miodrag M. Ilić and Suada Demirović)

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In 1833, six counties (nahije) were united with Serbia of which two belonged to Bosnia until then and were a part of Zvornički sandžak.

I drew Vuk nicely asking Enis for the counties (he refused), but Turkey still gave them to him.

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Tatjana would be very crafty and handy because during Ottoman reign in Macedonia, craft production was quite developed, just like how manufacturing workshops and mines were full of workers. She would've probably taken part in atleast one of those activities and learned a thing or two from that. This work also made her a bit of money which sustained her until foreign industrial goods started breaching into Macedonia after the 18th century and slowed down the economic development of it.

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Watching Kursadžije rn and I love how Đuro (the Montenegrin) wears a uniform all the time and doesn't know any fashion trends because Šćepan would be the same. He's always in his traditional clothing and I think if he had to build an outfit none of the colours would match.

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Vuk and Šćepan swim for the holy cross but Vuk drowns

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Do you have any Srpska headcannons :)?

Ilija headcanons (most of these are similar to ones by @dakaneeee)

I like the idea of him being a cute little kid in a way but I think he should be a young adult atleast because the concept of RS (and Serbs inhabiting Bosnia and Herzegovina) aren't that recent, and his history as a Bosnian Serb should be explored even before the formation of RS 33 years ago;

I imagine him as very tall, sitting at a bit under 2 meters and he'd be quite strong, but he'd have a sleeper's build and he'd be slightly tanned;

I think he's the child of Bosnia and Herzegovina since RS is in both regions, but he would be born in Eastern Herzegovina so that's why he looks like his mom more;

I see him as kind of an incel and 4chan user who's unnecessarily edgy and throws around all kinds of insensitive jokes;

His friends would be Kos and Voj who would be a bit annoyed at his dark humor sometimes but they would hang out regardless of that because he's fun and they like going on adventures with him;

He would call Enis "stari" and "babo" because that's his old man who raised him, even if he's lame;

Also I don't think he would consider Vuk to be his dad and love him like that since people from RS aren't all obsessed with Serbia, it's mainly the government that pushes those politics;

He would be a janissary during the rule of the Ottoman empire (I mentioned this in my last post) because it was common for christian children (which I think he was at that time) to be taken into that unit, and Enis saw it as a win because he thought he could learn to defend himself there which he failed to do when the Ottomans attacked Bosnia;

He would be a member of Mlada Bosna and be against the Austro-Hungarians ruling Bosnia. In the assasination of Franz Ferdinand, though, he'd be like the virgin Nedeljko Čabrinović who threw a bomb towards Ferdinand but missed and drank expired poison which didn't kill him just to get arrested in the end, also Čabrinović was known as rebellious and left school early which Ilija would do;

He would be a partisan in WW2, marching through the woods and fighting Dražen with his dad. He really started hating him at this point because he saw how cruel he was towards people who don't think like him and he could only see him as an enemy after that.

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The great Bosnian uprising is literally just Enis' autism acting up since it was Bosnian beys against reforms and modernization of the Ottoman empire and a common trait of autism is struggling with change. I can just imagine him saying "I barely got used to the current state and now you're changing everything??" when Turkey brought it up in front of him.

(Also the reforms were to abolish the janissaries and Ilija would've been one so Enis was upset because he was used to seeing him like that but now he wouldn't be one anymore and that felt like losing his son)

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I have a headcanon that Šćepan hates feuds and whenever Vuk and Dražen start fighting he tries to break them up; I think this because in the 18th century the Montenegrin tribes had vendettas against eachother which Danilo Petrović was able to stop.

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ignore that shit ass hate anon, your posts are genuinely fascinating and i love seeing in detail ex-yu things as a serbian diaspora kid who doesn't know much, keep taking about your headcannons i beg of you they are so cool!! 🙏🙏🙏

Hi! Thank you so much for the encouraging words, since you enjoy my posts I decided to make some short aph Serbia headcanons (historical)

In the 19th century he spoke like Idriza and Ilija because he thought their speech was proper and used it in most of his writing (Vuk Karadžić incorporating the clean vernacular into literary speech);

At one point he really looked up to European nations like Germany and France, who he even became friends with, and read their literature (at first he loved reading Dositej Obradović who was a fan of European ideas);

I think he would've been well off until he had to start paying many taxes during the Ottoman reign and became a bit poorer, but he slowly rose to riches again after becoming a principality and then a kingdom.

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What if all the lands who got occupied by the Ottoman empire in Yugotalia had that hair thing Turkey does and it fell off when they gained independence from him, except for like Enis, Vuk, Ilija and Idriza who cut theirs off during the uprisings there (Nevesinjska puška, first and second Serbian uprising and the great Bosnian uprising).

(And Šćepan would cut it off every time it started growing)

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...BOS IS SO STUPID ONGYY..../jkjk