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thepillarsofmarsandvenus · 7 months ago

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kabru: "God, I hope this doesn't awaken something in me."

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #falin touden #kabru of utaya #ot3 #in which kabru contemplates getting spit roast by the dungeon lord and his chimeric sister

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ovegakart · 5 months ago

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NONE OF THESE MFS CAN DRIVE

#i lied about not making comics #i was possessed #im going to keep making comics about characters not a lot of my followers even know #i want a fic so bad #sephiroths life would be easier if he put his hair up #zack doesnt get car sick so he gets the map #angeal would roll the jeep going too fast and break everything #genesis's attitude is spicy enough to roast food over when they get more lost #ff7 #ff7 crisis core #ff7 zack #ff7 angeal #ff7 genesis #ff7 sephiroth

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ohbandera · 2 years ago

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I am extremely attracted to men with permanent bags under their eyes. You’re a sleepy little guy huh? Bet that dick is legendary

#text #repost from twitter because I think I’m funny enough to say the same thing on multiple platforms without getting roasted

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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C'MON TO THE THEATER!

I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #unique magic posters #so it was fellow after all and not gidel? whoops #i was merely overthinking it #me? overthink fictional characters? surely not #god though #i can't not love a guy who gets the cutest most adorable power #and instantly goes 'i shall use this for Crimes'#also every time he was like 逃げる! my brain auto-translated it as CHEESE IT!#accompanied by twst's running-away sound effect which is just the quintessential sound of someone cheesing it #if i could have (1) twst spinoff it would be the adventures of these two idiots trying to do an education #they would have a stodgy bureaucrat antagonist who keeps trying to catch them in their sleazy corner-cutting ways and shut them down #(OF COURSE there would be a bit where they are trying to host an unforgettable luncheon but egads! their roast is ruined!)#and all while they're trying to evade being hunted down by the playful land investors #the hijinks would be SO wacky you guys #i've made myself sad now because this will never exist #it's real in my HEART

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willow-lark · 11 months ago

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SHE MET THE FATE OF A PINECONE

#pjo #thalia grace #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #😭😭😭😭😭😭#IM DYINGGGG #percy gave exactly 0 fucks #he said idc that’s one of your best friends she still deserves to get roasted for being a fucking tree #posts of lark

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hotdogmchiggin · 1 year ago

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I guess DARE wasn’t a thing in Goron City

#saw someone call zelda the gorons drug dealer and I couldnt get the image of her in a trenchcoat peddling marbled rock roast to children #like one of those shady guys selling wristwatches in cartoons out of my head #anyway that’s where this came from #trying to figure out comics and shit. not my strong suit so sorry if its rough.#figuring out an optimal level of detail is hard :( first I’m like oh i’ll just leave it black and white and then i’m like maybe ill add #color and then i’m like well now it needs shading and THEN it needs lighting and THEN IT NEEDS A BACKGROUND AND THEN IT NEE #anyway i should. probably stop rambling bye #loz #tears of the kingdom #totk #totk spoilers #i mean sorta. not huge spoilers. slight spoilers for goron arc I guess #zelda #myart

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diabolichare · 10 months ago

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Is this courtship?

Danny is going to Gotham for his scholarship.

Good news! There's another halfa in the city, and he seems to be a good guy. Bad news: the nearest path to his university is through that halfta's haunt. He could take the long way around, but the costs would be more than his budget can handle, and he'd like to avoid dealing with a pissed-off Red Hood.

Hopefully the offerings will be enough to sate his annoyance (and help maybe, god that man has the most malnourished core he's ever seen).

Jason is getting incredibly confused over the strange gift baskets that keep appearing on his patrol routes.

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aestheticallynotdeerlightful · 3 months ago

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Thoughts and doodles

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(Please do not use, or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you <3)

#deersart #my art #Psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #psychonauts raz #razputin aquato #psychonauts razputin #coach oleander #morceau oleander #psychonauts oleander #truman is technically also there but it’s plant Truman so does it even count #maligula is there to but like Truman she’s not relevant enough to count here #i have so many thoughts #like- how long did it actually take Raz to get to camp #we know he went by horse and got dropped of by a truck at some point #but what else #how long was it #the longer it is the more concerned it makes me #mr eats nothing but candy and the occasional roasted animal #i also have thoughts about morry’s tiny little ‘office’ y’all get this man an actual office smh #raz thought plant Truman’s fire breathing was cool. nuff said.#coach is built like a yam /aff #I’m not as content with that train painting as I’d like to be but hey practice makes perfect y’a know #tw vomit #tw emetophobia #i mean not really really but kinda #saw someone tag it so I figured I probably should just incase

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twistedappletree · 10 months ago

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mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me

#chad #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #chen qing ling #lan jingyi #precious gremlin #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #apple babble 🍎#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #fr tho nobody checks this kid ever #he gets a free pass for everything #prob bc nobody else wants to get roasted into oblivion lmFAO #chicken boy #i know he’s more goblin than gremlin but I’ve been using the gremlin tag forever and don’t wanna go through changing it in every post 😭

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tenrosedyke · 2 years ago

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I love Logan being in his pathetic little depressed cunt era. Like yeah thats right. your kids all hate you and fucked off like you told them to and they were the only people that challenged you and now you're stuck in room after room of people who cater to your every whim and are too afraid to even crack a joke at your expense. you got everything you wanted and now you're dealing with the consequences. BITCH

#logan roy #succession #succession spoilers #very inchresting specifically when hes trying to get ppl in the room to 'roast' him and kept saying it was dry in there.#like yeah babe its called Roman Is Gone i hope you hate your life LOL #excited to see this expanded upon i hope he kills himself on screen LMFAO

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eobe · 2 months ago

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Here comes the sun!! 💥 Remember we were talking about Wrecker‘s hugs? This one is clearly the deadliest – poor little cantina soup shinies 😂 You wanted it, so now get WRECKERED! 💣💥

I didn‘t plan this lighting! I just wanted to add some comic style lines for more dynamic and I thought, hm… this looks like Wrecker is shining… Okay, let him shine and decend upon these poor clones like the day of the last judgement 😂 Sorry not sorry for that, I had so much fun!

This is the first time I didn’t have a template for a face! Wreckers face is drawn completely free-handed and now I‘m a proud lil drawing padawan 🙈 Now roast me, what do you think about it 😂🙈

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weevmo · 1 month ago

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R.I.P. Scout : Thought His Co-workers Were His Friends -

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #weevmo #tf2 spy #tf2 engineer #tf2 scout #tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 sniper #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #I've always wanted to do something with this audio !#turns out it fits scout getting roasted #RIP Scout: thought his coworkers were his friends #Youtube

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thetrashiestbaby · 1 year ago

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I just know Mr. Ajayi wanted to hype Imogen up so bad but remembered that he’s a responsible adult and can’t yell out “ROAST HIS ASS” in front of a bunch of 15-16 year olds

#he’s proud #he’s probably figured out that Ben is Charlie’s ex too #he would roast his ass himself but he would absolutely get fired #heartstopper spoilers #heartstopper #heartstopper s2 spoilers #heartstopper season 2 #nathan ajayi

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lastoneout · 7 months ago

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I love the Sherlock Holmes-adjacent renaissance we're having rn where everyone is just getting super into Psych and House M.D. and Elementary like fuck yeah keep it up my funky little mystery solving weirdos <3

#elementary used to get roasted for “copying” sherlock #BUT GUESS WHO WON BAYBEEE #elementary #psych #house m.d.

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poomphuripan · 5 months ago

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