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I was looking at furry porn awhile ago because I'm a woman with needs and the artist described the prostate as the "purr button" and I can't stop thinking about it.

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kensyouen_Y

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Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

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Honoka...

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What a completely normal thing to say about another girl

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this is still the funniest way to start a romance in a video game possibly ever

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my kind of people in the mycology community

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The thing you have to keep in mind about Moby Dick is that it’s an explicitly anti-racist text written by a white guy in the 1850s. So you end up with stuff like Ishmael spending an entire paragraph complimenting a Polynesian guy on his skull shape.

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pliny the elder sailing towards pompeii: oobh i got pliny of time

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if i was sid meier i'd have to get divorced because i would refuse to call my wife by her name and id just call her Sid Meier's Wife™

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where’s that image. you know the one

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Gain massive power by obtaining the support or acquiescence of others, start thinking "I'm so powerful why do i have to care what others think" and then suddenly "Oh wait where has all my power gone?"

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Gain massive power by obtaining the support or acquiescence of others, start thinking "I'm so powerful why do i have to care what others think" and then suddenly "Oh wait where has all my power gone?"

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Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was a ProPublica reporter.

This is such a wild story like holy shit dude

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Problematic Femslash Ship Tournament - Round 1

Vrisrezi - Terezi Pyrope x Vriska Serket (Homestuck) VS. Justine x Alexia (Raw)

Info and propaganda under cut! This will not be spoiler-free.

Problematic elements for Vrisrezi:

A string of events lead to Terezi causing Vriska to lose an arm and an eye. In revenge, Vriska mind controlled Terezi to stare at the sun until it blinded her. In the pre-retcon timeline, Terezi kills Vriska when they fight.

Problematic elements for Justine x Alexia:

They're sisters, and also mutually abusive. Also cannibals.

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Propaganda for Vrisrezi:

They’re canon in one universe but killed each other in another, they find each other in the afterlife, both of them are terrible people but they’re perfect for each other

Propaganda for Justine x Alexia:

What if you went to college with your hot older sister, she bullied you into eating meat for the first time ever, and paraded you around at a party like a dog. What if that awakened something in you, making you crave human flesh and also now you kind of desperately want to fuck her. Her being extremely possessive over you and encouraging your weird behaviors only serves to make you worse, until eventually y'all both kill and eat a boy you were kind of dating, and then she goes to jail for you.

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My time has come.