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boys 🫶🏻
#canis canem edit#bully scholarship edition#bully#gary smith#jimmy hopkins#petey kowalski#bully rockstar#bully game#my art#bully fanart#bully cce#bully canis canem edit#get his ass jimmy
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#you know mfking well im right#pot calling the kettle black but my point still stands#get his ass jimmy#literally#howard hamlin#saul goodman#better call saul
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hug! that! captain!
#bbc ghosts#ghosts bbc#this is the type of thing that wouldve been too cheesy for the tv show but is so lovely to imagine lol#get hugged jimmy boy#julian is sort of hug adjacent because i don’t think hes much of a hugger. well and hugging him is a bit awkward#yes the star is mary#fanny putting her hand on his arm/back fucking killed me though. if he got a hug from anyone i wouldve been obliterated#cap and kitty hug in the christmas special please please please pretty please#ik humphrey was whole in the coming out scene but i cannot be bothered to fit his giant ass outfit in there. sorry king
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WWE SMACKDOWN (JUNE 30, 2023)
Bonus:
#wrestling#wwe#smackdown#jey uso#jimmy uso#the usos#roman reigns#solo sikoa#the bloodline#long post#if yall aint plotting then yall are just toying with that man#filed under: the monster that you created#a man repeatedly told by his family they see him as the next#and stepped up when roman wasnt around#and yeah maybe in a hostile usurp takeover fashion but listen!#look my guy had BEEN frustrated with roman 😭#he said nah earn this back and ill acknowledge you again#(he did tell tama if roman got it back he would ok)#and lets be very real: we all love jimmy#but that man has been back and forth with his loyalty to roman#if youre starting a new bloodline and youre taking romans place its not THAT crazy to say i love you but get your ass out lmao#anyway yall set him up#hes just tryna keep that family afloat ok!#he doesnt want nobody street fighting for food no more!#they kept playing with him to be petty at each other and now look#yall better fr have a plan in all this or *IM* fighting everyone
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fun fact if a group of friends all jokingly bully one friend, to the point two other friends r Known For Doing That, and the only person u think in the friend group that makes that bullied friend uncomfortable is the gay guy or u even hc for funsies that that gay guy is the bullied friend's abuser in fics but would Never interpret the other 2 straight friends that way despite way more egregious examples of being mean there is in fact something insidious to ur hc even if u think its silly ^v^b if two ppl in a series were both mutually toxic and u excuse one for being the victim and make the other the Worst Person Ever bc they hurt the other person even tho they were both mutually abusive/hurt eachother and were not even the only toxic/abusive relationship in the series but u only villianize the gay guy for how he treated the straight female partner but say nothing about ur fav being a cheater there is in fact something insidious to ur hc even if u think its silly ^v^b unpack why its easy and fun for u to make the gay gay abusive to his straight friends and make him uncomfortable or creepy but the other friends r fine for the same behavior! if one character is constly characterized as cold or calculating villianized and scrutinized for actions other characters have done and did way worse u r feeding into something by only seeing this one character this way and u r NOT immune to the homophobic stereotype of the creepy and abusive gay man, get ur shit together bye ^v^b
#im seeing a Pattern in a certian section of this fandom yall its not cute lol#scott smajor#life series#solidaritygaming#pearlescentmoon#this is about both jimmy and pearl in relation to scott‼️#yall r anyoing af get another hc for ur angst yall have done ENOUGH lmao#ppl r getting to the point yall think scott is genuinly absive to jimmy irl be so fuckign fr rn they r in their late 20s early 30s#jimmy is not a kid being bullied in hs his ass does not need u defending him from the mean absuive gay man!!!#and pearl dosent need her character constantly seen as the poor female hysteria victim of same said gay man#genuinely so glad i dont rlly interact w life series fandom yall irate me a lotttt
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Sleepover
#linc gets the quadrants explained to him and calls Taylor delusional#not because of the placement of him and scary but because of the placement of Taylor and hero#Normal is chronically bitchless#Henry stole all of the family fizz#btw normal is wearing teenie the teen boxer briefs#it has a visage of teenies smiling jimmy neutron face on the ass#why yes those ARE candy cane Jammie pants!#Taylor got them at the gift shop on his way out of hell#dungeons and daddies#dndads teens#dndads#dndads s2#scary marlowe#taylor swift#lincon li wilson#normal swallows oak garcia#willy stampler#comic#shitpost#digital art#fanart#homestuck#quadrants#hermie the unworthy#hermie unworthy#oakworthy#gothcleats#swiftli#hero swallows oak garcia#my art
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Mouthwashing fans when they can't put Curly in the good or evil boxes
(Proshippers and neutrals dni)
#it's almost like he's a COMPLICATED CHARACTER!!!#like he wasn't good for what he did don't get me wrong#but this doesn't make him evil#he had too much faith in the wrong person and that is a verh human thing to do#it wasn't his best moment#but he did what he felt was right#even if we don't agree with that#that's what happened#and you bet your ass he regreted ever having faith in jimmy later on#mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#joonebugg rambles#proship dni#dni proship
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My post about Anya is making like a little ruckus on Twitter and I think it’s crazy how many people like have a problem with it.
Like you don’t have to agree with how I characterize Anya and her actions but it’s more like, why are you focused on only one aspect of her character? Why are you removing nuance from the situation? I don’t see it as giving Curly the benefit of the doubt when it comes to doing better for Anya, but as exploring his character and hers relationship with a the very little authentic facts we get about them. In truth, there’s a lot more I wish Curly did, even if it wasn’t pragmatic but I realize the issue there.
The first psychological horror game in a while that’s real intricate in its storytelling and makes you need to really need to address the morality of intentions and its already getting torn asunder smh 😔
#I don’t know if it’s the case of people who hate curly and think he should’ve just killed Jimmy won’t accept anything else#but I really am trying to get the idea that they were stuck for over a year in space together on a ship barely kept together with wildly#different and conflicting personalities who also got more hostile because they know they are going home to unemployment#it sounds heartless to say and he should have prioritized her more but in his head that’s not the only thing he has to manage and he has to#fit the necessary actions to take in his head with all that including his perception of them as a friend vs as a boss#idk I just don’t believe Curly was comforting Jimmy with the intent of helping him get rid of Anya. he wanted to help both of them he went#about it horribly like the game is literally about realizing how misguided you can be and that responsibility#and how to be responsible look different even if there are better options like it’s just weird just block my ass dawg#also I think the argument of how could the situation be worse if he stopped Jimmy is stupid cause it’s under the guise that Curly would#assume someone he trusted would just try and commit murder suicide or he’d get degloved and all his crew directly#or indirectly killed by that friend like sorry if that’s a reach statement like adding#your supplementary thoughts is how analysis is born but adding facts about events we don’t know happened and treating them like character#truths is lame is a cop out from actually engaging with parts of the story that adds grey areas to characters you wants to see in black#this is just a stupid like thing to me but it makes me sad cause I don’t even hate seeing depictions of Curly as more aware and#accommodating to Jimmy purposely but I need you to understand he thought he was doing the right thing for both his friends and his closest#friend but the key point is he thought he was doing right for both of them like what game were we both watching???#mouthwashing#like just block me pls like Anya would not share ur mindset or hold ur hand like do more than just pity her if you like her so much
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I’m mostly staying off the Mouthwashing fandom bc I personally don’t want to put myself through whatever discourse is ever going on there. But know I love Anya and Mouthwashing is one of the best games I’ve played that had an SA survivor AND was respectful about it!! The abuse Anya suffered is never portrayed as a spectical for the audience to leer at. They use the art of implication VERY well, and in the end Anya gets to go out dignified. She’s not just Jimmy’s tradgic victim, she’s her own character who makes her own decisions. Jimmy doesn’t get to kill her, she expresses her own agency to do so. She’s also the one who kept the gun away from him for so long. Also she’s SO fucking strong, she’s so cool. Anya I love you.
Also the game’s overarching (but subtle) commentary on rape culture, enabling, and how capitalism almost makes a set dressing for it is peak.
#there’s the easy fandom stuff I don’t like#like the idea Curly is ethier ‘did no worng’ or ‘did his best’#don’t get me wrong I LIKE curly#but he is COMPLICT in what happened to Anya and how it was handled#the bug theme of the game is take responsibility#also I think the fandom thing of ‘Swansea would’ve killed Jimmy if he had known’ has some… weird implications#like Anya didn’t need some big man savior to kill Jimmy for her#she needed Curly her BOSS to side with her and prioritise her safety#Swansea is cool- don’t get me wrong#but the implication everything would have been ok had Anya just told her OTHER (more of a ‘real man’) co worker#feels… icky?#Like I think he would’ve helped her but honestly? he was Jimmy and Curly’s subordinate too#I do think he would have pressed curly and helped Anya#but I’m the way he did in canon- as a supporter#maybe it would’ve been different if he knew Anya could survive#but honestly him letting her go out how she chose and then killing her abuser is based#bc like only Daisuke was going to survive in their minds#but you can tell he gave Anya power in the planning#maybe I’m reading into it#oh and also Anya should get to kill Jimmy with a hammer and then get a free abortion (paid by Curly- TAKE RESPONSIBILITY)#I do think he’d pay if he could- he understands what it’s like to be under Jimmy’s power now#Curly should also pay for her nursing school#as a thank you for being a saint and keeping his ass alive and in the least amount of pain she could#she’s a real one#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing#also hi def mentioned this on my blog before (bc it’s helpful to be semi-open about it to get rid of shame and embarrassment I find)#but the way Anya is handled is very personal to me as a SA Survivor <3 and that’s the lens all of this is coming from-#she deserves the world
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Oddwashing basically just my take on an, 'Everyone Lives' AU
The Tulpar crew all get to work through their problems, fight back against an oppressive capitalist regime that's oppressing people like P.E. did to them, and most importantly, they get to be happy.
...except for Jimmy, of course
(aka "Jurassic Park"- Minerva-Margot "Mingot" Johnson)
#Fred flinstone here canNOT stop taking Ls#he gets his ass beat by Mingot#gets attacked by the fauna#gets captured and tortured by the Gluks#gets punched by Abe#and gets ditched#as he should.#oddworld#oddtumblr#mingotposting#oddworld oc#oddworld mingot's oddysee#oddworld abe#oddwashing au#tulpar crew#mouthwashing#captain curly#jimmy#jimmy mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#wrong organ#mouthwashing game#daisuke mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#anya#swansea#daisuke#curly#mingot johnson
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I wish I had some peanut M&Ms right now
#Jimmy🏅#First post from me on the blog. Hi#Because Habit wouldn’t get off my ass about posting#So here#M&M thoughts
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I was laying in bed overthinking, as you do, and started to go on a depressive doom spiral. And then, to distract myself I started thinking about the things I like.
[Spoilers and some gross details incoming, you know what Mouthwashing is about]
So, eventually I started thinking about Curly being in a similar headspace as I was, laying down, incapable of doing anything, constantly in pain and hearing time and time again how quickly things are going to shit and that it's all your fault.
Him replaying his mistakes over and over on his head, imagining the many ways things could've gone a different way if only he had done something instead of ignoring the issues to "keep the peace".
Remembering every interaction that led to the accident, Anya's confession, his friends poorly disguised resentment, him ignoring and filtering details of his crew's mental state, her taking the gun, the notice, Jimmy.
Him being a coward and disguising his hate of confrontation with the guise of being a good friend.
And then comming back to reality, to is burning flesh. To the blood, shit and bile staining the bandages, robe and bed, to watching and hearing his friends suffer and die, unable to do anything.
When the kid dies, in the midst of all the emotional chaos, he feels some sick sense of relief knowing that probably Swansea will deal with both of them quickly and it'll be over at last.
Then Jimmy finds the gun.
And he can't help but laugh. He remembers the conversation they had and he cackles bitterly because not even in death can her wishes be respected. She trusted him and he failed her even after she was gone.
Soon enough it's just the two of them left.
Through muffled ears he hears Jimmy rambling, talking to himself, asking questions and answering right after, he sees him moving the bodies around. When Jimmy carries him from the infirmary to the common room table he's still as stone, not a sound leaves his mouth, he doesn't look at the bodies thrown on the chairs around the table, he doesn't even breathe.
But all of Jimmy's attention, hatred, idolatry, and envy are on him only. Eyes glossy, cut pieces of a one sided conversation and a tentative smile on his lips when he reaches for the slightly dented knife.
He screams until his lungs close and his throat burns. When he's fed parts of himself he cries and throws up until he is forced to swallow and keep it down.
He's dehidrated, half delirious from the blood loss and emotionally checked out when Jimmy picks him up and tells him they can still fix this, he knows what to do. That he's going home.
Sure, he thinks, he wants to go home.
When he's placed on the cryopod he just stares at Jimmy talk to himself at him some more, about being heroes and everything being all right now. Then he steps out of sight.
It's on the silence after the loud bang when his brain starts working again, he's completely and utterly alone on a crashed ship of a company that's closing it's doors, with a now depleted shipment that wasn't even important enough to guarantee a search party, and no way of fending for himself in the case of 20 years passing and no one coming, even less if the power gave out before that.
As the cryopod finally starts to cool, the few tears he has left fall from his remaining eye.
He hopes he doesn't wake up to see what happens next.
..ok see y'all when I wake up-
#I wish I was better at talking about the themes of the game and characterizing the crew. There's so much I wanna say-#I want to play the game again just to see if I missed anything in here but it's almost 6 am and my brain is shutting down#I would blame stress and insomnia on this but I legit think about this when I come across the tag again#I want to talk about his guilt of wishing he never helped jimmy get the job. how he wished he died first. how his crew didn't deserve it-#and *if* he makes it out. the surviors guilt. the trauma and the pain it would still chase him for the rest of his life#damn. in any sueing case the company could use him being traumatized and vulnerable to make him agree that it was all his fault-#I swear the rest of the time I imagine a what if AU where Jimmy gets yeeted into space by Swansea and they all live happily ever after#this is basically a fic at this point and I'm so sorry but I wrote too much to delete it all now in a state of post revision clarity lmao#me being a dumbass#mouthwashing#tw death#Ideally Anya would be the one throwing him into space. And Swansea would help her bc honestly fuck Jimmy#Curly would be held at arms length until they've gone back home. only left there to pilot them back safely#long ass post#long ass tags
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Hot Ones: Strike Force Edition
Kimmel: *passive aggressive harmonica noises*
John: *contemplating every choice he's ever made*
Seth: *ascending*
#I love hot ones#i want stephen to do an ACTUAL episode of it not like the 30 second bit he did on his show#Stephen get your ass in the studio rn the others have all done it it's your turn sir#stephen colbert#john oliver#jimmy kimmel#seth meyers#strike force five#hot ones#last week tonight#jimmy kimmel live#late night with seth meyers#the late show#the late show with stephen colbert#the colbert report#screenshots#sean evans
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Tagging Anya hate under #Anya Mouthwashing is diabolical work. And then hating her cuz she gets praised for doing her job… no fucking duh she’s getting praised for keeping Curly alive. She was taught medicine in, presumably, a place where they had everything students needed to learn. I’d be so fucking amazed if they taught “how to keep a severe burn patient with no skin and no limbs alive for months at a time with basic first aid equipment” at nursing school.
#‘it’d be more merciful to let him die’ yeah idgaf about that that’s a different argument entirely#‘the Anya glazing is getting out of hand’ ‘it’s cuz she’s the only woman’#my sibling in christ just say you hate women even if you are a woman#women are not somehow magically free of misogyny#it’s called internalised misogyny for a reason#Anya should get even more love actually.#Because god knows a woman can do the fucking impossible and someone out there would find a way to downplay her achievements#tangent but:#none of Jimmy’s accomplishments are even his. ANYA was the one that suggested them and made Jimmy think he was doing shit for the crew#so his useless ass wouldn’t get angrier and take it out on them#moose posting#moose rambles#and OF COURSE you’re allowed to dislike a fictional character. No fucking shit you’re allowed to.#but going online to post about why you dislike a character for such questionable reasons is so??#okay?? do you hate every character that gets hyped up the same way??
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#Death Note#Detective Conan#Shinichi Kudo#ooc: i'm sorry. i had to get this off my chest.#ooc: his ass is named jimmy in the dub??? JIMMY??????#ooc: HIS ASS IS NOT FUCKING. JIMMY. YOU'RE MAKING THAT UP.#ooc: THAT'S A FAKE THING FROM AN ABRIDGED SERIES#ooc: LIKE MELVIN#ooc: PLEASE TELL ME HIS ASS IS NOT NAMED FUKCING JIMMY
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