#oddwashing au

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Oddwashing basically just my take on an, 'Everyone Lives' AU

The Tulpar crew all get to work through their problems, fight back against an oppressive capitalist regime that's oppressing people like P.E. did to them, and most importantly, they get to be happy.

...except for Jimmy, of course

(aka "Jurassic Park"- Minerva-Margot "Mingot" Johnson)

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Jurassic Park

words that have been used to censor "Jimmy" from mouthwashing (that I've seen): A short list that was short when I started it, I swear

Jimbo (classic, actually canon)

Jumbotron

Jimbotron (a weird mix of the previous two)

Jumbo (same as the previous one)

Jambalaya

Jump rope (actually made me giggle out loud)

J Diddy (in theme)

James ("because nicknames are for friends and James is no friend of mine")

Jimsonweed

Jaundice

Jerma (from what I heard the Jerm fella is a swell one and doesn't deserve to be associated to scum like this)

Jizzy (in theme)

Juggernaut (not the x-men guy)

Jingle bells (not jolly)

Jingle (half as not jolly)

Jingle balls (lmao)

Jimbob (a silly iteration of the first one)

Jimbalala (sounds like someone tried spelling jambalaya and failed)

Dingdong (uhh)

Jacuzzi (too good for him)

Jizzrag (appropriate)

Junkrat (not from overwatch)

Jim jam (sounds too cute for him)

Jamboozle (matches with how he bamboozled Curly into thinking he's worth a damn)

Jisappointment (fitting)

Jabberwocky (lol)

Jar

Peanut butter and Jelly (BECAUSE YOU ARE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY OF ME)

Jiminy Cricket

Joker (fitting)

Jonkler (lol)

Ju ju on that beat (BRO)

Jamaica (YOU LEAVE MY JAMAICAN HOMIES OUT OF THIS)

Jamboree (mawio pawty)

Jar of snails

Jigsaw

Jiggle

Janet (I feel like this one would piss him off the most) (THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO ADD ON TO THIS I'VE SEEN THE SAME UNFUNNY JOKE ENOUGH TIMES TODAY)

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I was gonna put this on my main blog but I thought it might get less attention so I'm putting this here

I've been brainstorming a Mouthwashing x Oddworld au where the Tulpar still crashes but none of the cryopods are damaged so the crew get inside them, and somehow, the Tulpar ends up crashed on Oddworld and it's found by Abe, Mingot, and the freed mudokons and now they're stuck traveling together.

I call it "Oddwashing"

(feel free to send aks about this I have a lot ideas for

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Plz send asks for Oddwashing, I have a boatload of ideas I wanna discuss 😊

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Mingot would totally beat Jimmy's (Mouthwashing) ass

(it'd probably go like this:)

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Why did you want to create this crossover?

because I have a compulsive need to combine my hyper fixations

Also because I wanted the tulpar crew to be happy and jimmy to get his ass whooped