#Jimmy

[jimmyhoffathecat]

He looks like lunch meat

[bichianti]

Workout Jim

edit: slightly bigger version on my Twitter because I think Tumblr doesn't allow to show pubes.... btw....

[jimmy-did-nothing-wrong]

Thanks for this accurate representation of me.

I am innocent.

oopsie woopsie !!!（ゝڡ∂)ᕗ⌒☆

[tangosyourtek]

He can’t be normal for one second

Jimmy: By the way guys, uh- Gem kind of like, uh- I saw a picture of me by the way, trending on twitter, kay? Of Gem posted like a, li- like a picture of the gang cause uh- the secrets out the bag. Not this weekend, No- no- no wait, this Saturday coming- so this Saturday coming up now, Guess the Build. A Guess the Build is coming out, this Saturday coming. So like, 6… 6 days or 5 days? Yeah, um, so get ready for that.

Jimmy: Um, but- right, it’s not this picture, okay?

[Pulls up Gem’s tweet on stream showing a screenshot of Impulse, Grian, Gem, Joel, Jimmy, and Skizz in Christmas skins on a flat world]

Jimmy: It’s- it’s not- see look wha-? Someone got this picture, okay? Put it on twitter and went, “Why’s Jimmy, like, wearing a s- why’s Jimmy got his shoulders out, and serving aut- like, look at this! “Why’s Jimmy’s outfit serving autumn girl off the shoulder sweater?” Someone was like, “Why has he got a see-through lace top and he’s got his shoulders out.” I said, “Brother! It’s a jumper! Why does it- it doesn’t look like I’ve got my shoulders out, thank you very much. Alright? You- you silly uh- a- d- does not look like it.”

[Hovers over a gif of Tango cheering in the replies]

Jimmy: Tango might be a little bit excited that I’ve got it out but- it- ay- ay ay ay, I’ve d- it- it l- that’s a jumper, ladies and gentlemen. That’s a jumper, I do not have a lace see-through top on and my shoulders hanging out.

[Thanks donations for a few seconds]

Jimmy: Yeah, so I- I- I literally was seeing those tweets go around all the time like, “Why’s Jimmy got his shoulders out, this is crazy,” and I was like, “Brother I- a- what do you mean? I haven’t got- stop this.”

[sangthael]

holiday reminiscing

[chaoticbreadcrumbs]

MOUTHWASHING 🧴🪓

CHARACTERS AND THEIR REAL LIFE ACTORS

Have you ever wondered who the crew in Mouthwashing is based on? Look no further. CHECK IT OUT!

ANYA – Shelley Duvall (Wendy, The Shining) (CONFIRMED)

DAISUKE – Haruhiko Katô (Ryosuke, Pulse)

(CONFIRMED)

SWANSEA – Brendan Gleeson (Frank, 28 Days Later)

(UNCONFIRMED)

CURLY – Simon Barker (Christian, The Devil Wears Prada)

(UNCONFIRMED)

JIMMY - Vincent Gallo (Billy, Buffalo '66)

(UNCONFIRMED)

If you have any other ideas for actors who could resemble the unconfirmed characters, feel free to comment.

[jimmy-did-nothing-wrong]

>:(

I am not trash.

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS!

EXTRA

[jambalaya-enthusiast]

thinking about touch-starved! Jimmy. Been years since he felt the touch of another woman, so when you decided to take care of one of his head injuries during fixing a vent, he was burning inside. the way you positioned yourself so close to his face, put one hand tenderly around his jaw to hold him in place, the other cleaning away at the wound.

"it might sting a little, alright?".

you could practically feel the warmth radiating off of his body, his ears turning red, him closing his eyes so as to not make direct eye contact with you, a few seconds went by and he hadn't even realised it until you pointed it out to him.

"uhm... Jimmy?".

..? he hadn't even realised it until he opened his eyes that in his trance he had unknowingly wrapped his fingers loosely around your wrist, the one which held his jaw and kept him from moving.

he jolted away like thunder, which caught even you off-guard.

'sorry, ain't used to all this'.

'to what?'.

jimmy sighed, then looked at you, then looked down again, and said, "this, i ain't used to being taken cared of, sugar".

you were honestly shocked at this sudden, honest, confession jimmy laid before you, the man who looked as if he despised the mere sight of other people, was now being this vulnerable. It was enthralling to witness.

you paused for a moment, looking at him, thinking. jimmy looked away from you, recovering from whatever rubbish he just spewed.

"should I stop?".

the question caught him so off guard that you could practically feel his breath hitch. but after looking at your expression and confirming, that you weren't messing around, he said softly, so softly that you were actually questioning whether this was the same co-pilot you had seen earlier.

"Please".

"Don't Stop".

[wandering-pirate]

Mouthwashing Characters Headcanons

The Crew's Love Language ft. You

Captain Curly

Words of Affirmation

The captain is well-known for having his vocabulary overflowing with encouraging and uplifting words, a stellar reputation for giving good pep talks

Deep inside, he always loved hearing words of praise from the people he cared about the most. He always valued the affirmations from them, a foolproof method to make him smile and feel loved

For him, words are like fire, and people can either use them to warm someone up or burn a whole damn city

He never raises his voice at you when it comes to negative emotions, never when he's angry, frustrated, or panicked

He, however, is so enthusiastic when congratulating you or when he's excited about the topic you're both talking about

Your heart (and belly) can't help but feel very warm with the way he uses his words with his deep tone. If a kid asked you how a space superhero would sound, you'd bring Curly forward

With his effort to stay optimistic, you always make sure to tell him an encouraging word or sweet strands of praise whenever you see him and after he does something

"Captain, remember to stay hydrated, you're doing great, sir."

"You always know how to put the crew at ease, Cap. Appreciate it"

"You're so reliable, gosh, thank you!"

Every praise and affirmation you throw his way makes him blush and stutter, a polar opposite to his status

You make it a duty to compliment him sincerely. The hunk of a man ends up having a red face every time he receives your sweet words to the point that the crew teases him for it

"Cap, what's red and stutters?"

"I swear, Jimm--"

"Oh, oh! I know!"

"Come on, Daisuke, not you to--"

"You, after talkin' to Y/N."

The captain, co-pilot, and intern stared at Swansea’s retreating back after he butted into a conversation that the mechanic would find ridiculous even being a part of

You also made sure to never—I MEAN NEVER—use words against him, especially with secrets or information that he exclusively told you about (probably the reason why you and Jimmy ended the Captain's birthday party with knives at each other's throats)

Mechanic Swansea

Acts of Service

The old man was raised in a household where serving your family is the ultimate display of love

His father scoffed after reaching the last part of young Swansea's greeting in the Christmas card he gave him:

"I love you? Boy, you can't even make a decent cut on that firewood from a while ago"

"I love you's" are just empty words for him. When you really want to reach into his head and hammer some sense of what you feel about him, you gotta show it

However, unlike his father, he doesn't need a grand display of actions to know and notice. He actually prefers the little things you do:

Remembering his coffee preference and making it every morning

Giving him a massage in the area his hands seem to knead frequently

Putting his socks on before work

Giving him a pedicure (after leveraging that he'd eat you in bed for the whole night)

He also holds himself up to the same standard, always doing chores around the house whenever you're busy:

No stocks of pads and tampons? He'll make sure he gets the right brand you always get

Your favorite furniture that you inherited needs varnishin'? He's on it.

Your daughter's birthday is coming up, but you're too ill to make the cake? He ain't a baker, but he'd be damned if he won't at least try

"Daddd, is this... is this meat... on my birthday cake?"

"S'called 'cake of love' for a reason, darlin'. You don't question its ingredients. It's made of love"

What makes your heart flutter is not having to tell him all the things that need to be done. He knows what's lacking and what you need

When there are times you have to vocalize your concerns, he'll simply nod, and after a moment, it's done

Co-pilot Jimmy

Physical Touch

*Sighs* Need I say more?

Jimmy is the type who’s not comfortable with PDA, but he can't seem to keep his hands off of you when he feels threatened, (especially when Curly is having a casual conversation with you)

You can't blame the guy; he doesn't even understand how you fell for him somehow, but he's not complaining, and he most definitely will not let you go (possessive boi is a touchy boi)

His touches are not always sensual, and it actually surprises you how gentle he is when holding you

Whenever you're busy, he'd pass by to squeeze your waist or brush a touch on your lower back

When you're both around each other but are doing different tasks, he'd make sure to have a part of you touching him:

A hand on the thigh

A leg over your thighs

His head on your chest or shoulder or thighs (the boy's got magnets on your thighs, what can I say?)

And his personal favorite: having you sit between his legs with your back pressed against his chest.

One time, a frustrated Curly called you. It's been a week since Jimmy left for his job-training, and you weren't aware that someone was also getting through a torturous week like you and Jimmy

The captain was at the other end of his friend's damp mood

"I don't know what you do to him, Y/N. He's a completely different person when he's with you"

"Hmm, how bout massaging his hand, cap. It improves his mood, and it always works"

"..."

"Hello? Curly?"

"...Y/N, are you trying to get me killed? It works because you're the one doing it!"

Intern Daisuke

Quality Time and Giving Gifts

The boy loves spending time with you. He doesn't need to plan for what to do during those times you'd be together because he always finds ways to make you enjoy it so much that you have to keep a wristwatch to check how much time has passed

He's known to be a yapper but not the type of yapper that tires you

The man has a lot of questions for you to the point that you're concerned that he knows more information about yourself than you

Pointing out things he notices you do, like looking slightly at the right when you're lying or knowing how many moles are in your face and neck

It doesn't creep you out though, you picked up that he's very observant when he's interested and that flatters you that he take mental notes of these small things just by being around him

Whenever he knows that you won't be seeing him for a while, he makes sure that you know what he'll be doing and where he'll go

Basically the main reason when the crew - especially Swansea - would look for him, they'll go straight to you

"Hey kid, where's that boy again?"

"Toilet, Swansea. He said it's a raging diarr--"

"Yeah yeah, toilet's fine. geez."

Daisuke also buys you trinkets he finds that remind him of you—from crocheted baby mushrooms to obscure plastic eyeball keychains

"I understood the frog keychain last week, but... a turd plushie?"

"Cause I feel shitty when we're apart"

"Valid"

His gifts are very specific and you even cried one time in a store trying to outgift him, spoiler, you can't. He never makes you feel bad about it, he always claimed that he takes pride at being the Leslie Knope of the real world (iykyk)

Nurse Anya

Quality Time

She strongly believes that spending time with someone is the core of a relationship

She definitely isn’t the person to be clingy - nope, she's a queen with self-worth. If you don't want to spend time with her, don't expect her to chase you

The more you spend time with her, though, the more she opens up. For her, trust is something earned over time, and you made the effort to build that trust brick by brick

After falling for her harder, your trips to the medbay became more frequent with "accidental injuries"

"Hey, miss Anya."

"Hey y/n, kindly be careful. Don’t want you to have your 4th visit this week."

"Heh, what can I say? I hate breaking the streak. Gotta keep you on your toes."

"Y/N, it’s still Wednesday."

"Good time to give you your once-a-week training, right?"

Once she’s comfortable with you, her affection shows in the little things:

Putting your vitamins and supplements on accessible places because she knows you forget taking them

Giving you random psychology tests after finding our that you loved them

Or being comfortable enough to nap on your shoulders (you earned that trust on the hundred and tenth day)

You don't even have to talk while being together; as long as both of you are around each other, her shoulders relax, and her face is at peace

[jimmyhoffathecat]

he is like the ever whimsical dandelion seed

I’m always saying this

[jimmy-did-nothing-wrong]

I find this disingenous.

I took responsibility.

Jimmy when asked to do a grand total of 4 tasks as Captain:

[bigbarabelly]

They’re so so so dumb I love them

[muffymayhem]

BAMBOOZLERS !!! bambunnies? bunboozlers?

[sweetfawngrl]

WHORE !!!!!

i mean what!!!

i was trying out a new brush 🥰🥰 what do yall think

everyone point and laugh at the idiot please HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

but yeah idk i still can’t find THE blending/rendering brush bruah this fucking sucks where can i find THE brushes???? (i use pinterest🤑🤑))

my first time drawing this inbred chuckle fuck so idk how i did like my artstyle isn’t meant for a pathetic grown ass man like him 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️☝️☝️☝️

ALSO I BOUGHT MY FIRST GAME IN STEAM!!!! I BOUGHT BU(a)CKSHOT ROULETTE!! I LOVE THAT GAME SO MUCH YEAHH YEAHH I LOVW GAMABALING YEAHH IM SO HAPPY

i used 3 dollars i got from my internship (i got 300 dollars for 4 weeks of hard work) i worked for 3/4 hours🤑))

[jimmy-did-nothing-wrong]

We are all one happy family because of me.

so cute 😁💖 I love 💖💖 Mouthwash ‼️