#get a room!

[miss-ute]

👀👀

[kaaya-d]

[whewchilly]

🥹❤️

[random0815fangirl]

[22plus15]

ona: 😈 lucy: 🥰

[korrolrezni]

This is going a bit too smoothly, or am I just being too paranoid? Isn't it weird that everyone just trusts Five to this degree?

Also, Steve, Kefilwe, we all know nothing is going to stop between the two of you.

[whoever-the-heck]

Whatever Daisy was doing to Billy here, it made Camilla's jaw drop and then clench. In that order.

Poor Camilla. Too much sexual chemistry and they're-totally-fucking vibes on that stage I was surprised they didn't spontaneously combust.

(I think she was opening his shirt some more, dirty dirty girl)

[voluntaryvictim]

ANOTHER CHRISTMAS DRAG STAN IN THE ANON BOX. WANNA KISS, ANON?? also hi cam

i am the chaperone at a school dance leave room for jesus!!

[fillejondrette]

idk what’s wrong with me but seeing couples being affectionate literally disgusts me. don’t do that in public. yucky.

[cloud-ya]

outcast of the village

[scramratz]

Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[problemnyatic]

It's too late, I've already depicted you as the ugly pathetic "soy"jack (the soy is because soy has estrogen in it, this is bad because it makes you less masculine and more like the inferior female sex, because men should only be manly otherwise they're "failed" and thus lesser and deserving of ridicule) And me as the White Handsome Blue-Eyed Blond Man With Impressive Facial Hair Who's Memetic Association Is With Being Objectively Correct (This makes sense because he is the ideal Aryan specimen, all of these features obviously make him objectively superior to other people). This means I win and definitely look good here, you should really just pack it up. I'm a leftist btw

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[angstandhappiness]

HAH

And there was only one bed.

Slowly pushing my pervert wukong agenda onto everyone

[slowlystupendousdelusion]

"You can smash my Fiat anytime"

?????

Incredible thing to say on your political podcast to your co-host really