#genuinely so funny to me

[justablah56]

yesterday I realized that my allo best friend is literally micro dosing on experiencing the thing that most aro and ace people go through since the vast majority of the people she hangs out with are either aro , ace , or both so any time she's talking abt her crush on someone shes like wow im so weird no one else ever talks abt the people they like and I literally looked at her and i was like dude . literally you're the "normal" one here . you just keep surrounding yourself with aro and ace people you are just being allo this is so funny

[sunfl0w3rmoon]

thinking about the ep of dr who when Cassandra brings in a jukebox and says “this is called an iPod, it plays music from earth’s greatest composers” and then it starts playing Tainted Love by Soft Cell

[yuriinadress]

Damn I can't believe they Edward cullened bruce

[baladric]

first words of 2022 vs last words, can't believe i went from an unfinished locked tomb homestuck au to 60k words of maia drazhar as a pirate 😌🙏

[micechicken]

I just remembered the bowls we have that used to say "House of Ramen" now just say House.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[umblrspectrum]

so like is it specifically planets the solver craves or can it get by with just eating dirt off the ground

[vinecovered-mech]

There’s nothing quite like disneyland

on one hand your overhearing a couple that’s about to get a divorce and the other your listening to a parent and child sharing a brain cell while vibrating with excitement over a cookie that looks like chewbacca

[andstuffsketches]

finally watched Reign of the Supermen

[brambleclawsdad]

warrior cats vs. good parenting 899-1

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.

Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)

[maiko-coy]

Sneak peek at pre-HOJ arc of Missed Chances AU and their characters!

[faunandfloraas]

fav skz // Mr. Scrounger

[fox-guardian]

starting to feel like part of the reason that Sam and Celia's romance thing feels a little off rn is cuz like. what do you mean they're actually dating. he asked her on a date and she said yes. and it's working out so far. it's chill and fine. what do you mean they're not pining for 4 seasons, not communicating, and then getting together only after one of them walked through hell to drag the other out and make sure they know they're loved and wanted. they haven't even patched each other's wounds yet hello. aren't y'all moving a little fast.