#genuinely outrageous

[msburgundy]

being self-destructive with the bose speaker tonight

[remxedmoon]

y’know what? fuck you. *UNGRAYSCALES YOUR ISATS*

no wait come back there’s greyscale versions under the cut :(

[livsmessydoodles]

remember when will sent a very irritated letter to the hawkins post to criticize their movie review. cause i think about that constantly

[fookinstevienicks]

everyone mad about "enjoy it while it lasts"

my condolences on your lack of humor please speak to anyone older than 30 at some point

[ladykakata]

Explain why Noel Fisher didn't get a single fucking award or nomination as Michailo 'Mickey' Milkovich I'm genuinely fucking mad about it, he was FANTASTIC in the drama pieces and fucking hysterical in the comedy parts

[syn0vial]

regrettably, neither is them being even a little bit ironic

[saintharvest]

“HER MEAT, I SEE HER MEAT”

“okay well. dont say that..”

[98chao]

the olympics chose to drop the mario & sonic game series because they wanted to invest in NFTs instead.

THEY DROPPED THE MARIO IP, ONE OF IF NOT THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE VIDEO GAME BRAND TO EXIST... TO PURSUE NFTS, SOMETHING NOBODY HAS THOUGHT ABOUT IN 2 YEARS

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[cyberpunkboytoy]

Hey y'all, I might be taking out my ass here, but the timing of this new data-selling AI business is either an extremely unfortunate coincidence or a calculated attempt to draw attention away from Tumblr's transphobia problem.

Like, if they were hoping to use bad press to distract from The Thing They Have Lawsuits Over, a pretty safe move would be to shift focus onto something that by Tumblr's own admission has very few existing laws. Just a thought.

[jonathanbyersphd]

Tiny baby Nancy screaming at the population of Hawkins Middle to sign her petition to save the whales. Tiny baby Jonathan being the only person to sign other than Barb.

[hella1975]

hiiii haha. hello. exceptionally awkward introduction bc idrk how to start something like this so let's just jump right in. im taking a break from this account for a bit. i know i said i wanted taob out before halloween and currently im fine sticking with that deadline, but if i decide i need longer away then i will take longer away. every time ive reassured people that id never abandon a fic and updates will always come eventually i never once considered that my writing and ability to feel safe and comfortable on this site would be actively taken from me, so im not even going to apologise. i dont want this either and more importantly i dont fucking deserve it. i dont know what it is in the past year, if ive hit a certain amount of followers or 'popularity' that's made it so the natural ratio of positive to negative interactions must in turn go up, but there's been a serious uptick in weird asks for me. the annoying part is that a very small amount of them are actually objectively mean and hateful, the rest are just weird and invasive from people who seemingly dont realise that's what they're being. ive reached a point where i dont care if the intentions are good. it's not my job as a 20 year old tumblr user of all things to defend the morality of someone who couldnt even bother to come off anon. unfortunately, after blocking only one or two anons, the weird asks have decreased substantially, which says all you need to know about the fascinating and exhilarating lives led by these people, but ive also gone on to turn anon asks off entirely. this is something i actively fought against doing and had to be pushed into by my mutuals (who have been the coolest people on planet earth during this entire thing). turning off anon was a big deal to me even if it sounds silly. i felt betrayed and like id been backed into a corner because it was so vehmently something i DIDNT WANT that to feel like i had to do it anyway for my own mental health??? that sucks. so even though ive 'fixed' the problem, im still kind of reeling and uncomfortable every time i come on tumblr. i hope it's just something i need time to ease because i'll truly be devastated if this becomes 'ruined' for me. tumblr exists as the only place in the world where i am honestly every facet of myself without shame or hesitation; losing that would be insanely harmful to me. and to the people who cant appeal to the actual human behind the post, let me put that in words you can understand: we wouldn't get any more writing 😦😦😦 riots and fires and sirens, i know. so yeah. to anyone who has sent me an anon ask and you're now wondering if you were part of the problem, im firmly of the belief that you'll know if you are. when i say 'weird asks' i dont mean 'you sent me a para about your personal life just to vent or ask for advice' or 'you sent me a really deep emotional compliment about the impact me and/or my writing has had on you' - i love asks like that, so much that i put off taking a break and turning off anon solely for the joy they bring me. im sorry that it might feel like you're being punished too bc of the actions of what in reality is a HANDFUL of weird people, but this is what i feel like i have to do to feel safe and not go insane every time i log in. love you guys, hopefully ill see you soon x

[eddiegettingshot]

'buddie or bust' is objectively a hilarious thing to come up with to use as a pejorative. i have to hand it to them. that is pretty funny. like yes that's me

[inchidentally]

I'll admit I was worried to see where you would end up when fandom split over Hungary. Ty for not being one of the people who think an F1 team should only have one driver 💝

oh god babe like not only am I real happy being a fake sports fan I would rather poke myself in the eye nonstop for a year than genuinely go to bat for a rich white men racing cars for a living !! I enjoy my stupid little fun parasocial narratives about these men for my own enjoyment but I will never get drawn into thinking that internal F1 racing melodrama is a legitimate thing to form rage-fuelled conspiracy theories and bastardized moral outrage over. I find myself wanting to point out blatant contradiction or unfairness about this sport and am like wait why am I doing this lasgfjlsagf. I am by nature non-biased bc I do not care enough about if these spoiled men surrounded by beautiful women and paid staff coddling their every whim are "happy" or not like lmaooooo what a tragic waste of time that would be! and I do agree that the institutions within F1 and F1 itself are !!shocker!! inherently corrupted by greed and founded on boys-only playground rules and that all progressive labor and intent is solely being done by minorities. but anyone only just now waking up to that bc their boy didn't get treated the way they think he should be ... like ??? it's been that way the whole time ! it's not just relevant or worth discussing bc of your fave boy ! it's harming real people in a way your boy will never experience !

I did write a whole Thing about the way in which stan culture harms and dehumanizes the very celebrities these people claim to adore and that they regularly rob said celebrity of agency by disbelieving their own words to fit a world theory that revolves around the notion that said celebrity must be protected from normal, human consequence and criticism.

but then I realized the people it's aimed at are exactly the ones on whom it will never land and I've got zero interest in any engagement with those people - so I'm just letting myself block and unfollow more freely lately lasfgjslagfl

[silver-horse]

no you don’t get it ... a consenting man having sex in fantasy shape-shifting form when both parties communicated their boundaries  -> it will cause people to attack poor defenceless bears in the woods, people will touch bears’ genitals, the bears won’t be able to defend themselves, people will put dildos inside the asses of wild bears. the bears will cry out in pain and sob but they will lie down for their human masters. you can’t promote this to bear cubs!!! they will turn into humans!! 

[unlimitedbutchworks]

thinking of that one incredible femmepathy post that was like “of course im obsessed with dick im a lesbian” so fucking funny genuinely s tier posting

[menlove]

back to that post abt mickey.... idk I just find it really odd that in the dw fandom it's pretty common to completely discredit moffat's run bc of his sexist writing (which is understandable don't get me wrong) but when you bring up rtd's racist writing it barely gains traction Or you get white (or non black in general, which I am also not black for a disclaimer) fans saying you're crazy for thinking it's racist. when like. for me personally? the way rtd wrote martha and mickey completely poisoned the rest of his writing and run for me. like how am I supposed to enjoy these white characters knowing it's on the backs of black characters they treated like jokes or emotional punching bags?

and it's the same way lots of ppl feel abt moffat's run bc of his treatment of women but weirdly enough it's way more scandalous to say you don't like rtd bc of his racism than it is to say you don't like moffat bc of his sexism