#gentleman my ass

[locke-esque-monster]

*Thinking to myself* "We just got the carriage scene and they'd want to spread out the sexy scenes in the time we have left. And that Colin views himself as a gentleman, so the mirror scene I keep hearing about is probably after the wedding....So I have until episode 6, maybe late episode 5 before there's more smut."

*Makes dinner and has it ready about 15 minutes into episode 5, just after finishing Colin's confrontation with Portia.*

*Immediately sits down with my dinner only to restart the episode to what may be the longest sex scene I recall encountering in Bridgerton. As it slowly dawns on me EXACTLY how easily these two have found themselves alone previously, and how very little self control they had the last time.*

Me: "Not in front of my Ziti!"

[respectthepetty]

Things that I loved about the fifth episode of The Rebound:

Ryu wasn't drunk even though everyone else was, and he knows the coach will know they drank since the show is not dropping the coach having a drinking problem.

The coach picked Chogun.

(Chogun and Jedi sat next to each other and giggled!)

And Ryu and Zen realized they don't play well as a team, they just happen to be really good individual basketball players unlike the coach and Chogun who play well together.

Ryu helped Zen lie to Atom. Their teamwork is built on a shaky foundation of lies, but at least it's a start!

Atom doesn't really have a shot with Zen (pun intended), but he is getting a backstory and his father is The Eclipse's closeted teacher Chadok. Thanks, Golf!

Instead of First being jealous about Lin's crush on Ryu, he still gave Ryu the snacks, which makes his pining even better!

And even though Prince likes Jed, he left Jed to pick up the basketballs on his own because he wasn't going to put up with Jed's whining.

This show finally did what these other shows haven't and made the boys stay tied up to take off clothes!

The colors stay coloring like the black and white.

And they are tied up with a blue cloth since whatever secrets Ryu is holding onto are coming between them.

The Spartacus moment where everyone took the blame.

And the coach said "bet" and punished them all including his daughter.

These are my Mighty Ducks Silly Buffalo, and I love them!

[afterthelambs]

The only Joker harem i support is Arsene with all three of Akechi's personas. I just think they'd match each other's freak

[hanasnx]

i need to share a cigarette with hayden christensen

[birb--birb]

Soooooo I did lich emmrich...for science..

AND IM SORRY I DONT LIKE IT HOW IS IT MORE COMON THAN SAVING MANFRED??????????

[bleedingcoffee42]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

still thinking of my fave marvel rivals interaction where my jeff and i were hanging on the point after knocking out the other team and lil bro sprays the space in front of me and emotes and we both said thank you at the same time like i fear im never forgetting that ever

[jimmyspades]

[cobaltfluff]

bullied by the sakura family

[mermaidlighthouse]

The complete lack of self awareness in Stede’s “a lot of your friends are troubled aren’t they?” while Buttons is literally chanting and burning sage to facilitate turning into a fuckin bird is a level of Himbo few will ever even glimpse but all should aspire to

Stede, muffin, sugar bear, dew drop…..your entire crew is off the walls bonkers but yeah sure Ed’s pirate friends are “troubled” 🫤

[july-19th-club]

harrykim and tomparis hopelessly awkward in the cafeteria what social blunders will the commit!!

[dobismuted]

You best not be eating anything near a Bridgerton... Unbeknownst to you, you've just turned into their fantasy. Your hungry ass is hungry for food. While that Bridgerton is hungry for you.

[hussyknee]

Everyone stop what you're doing and go read KJ Charles. She is a master class in queer historical fiction and writing diversity authentically.

[appalachy]

Everyone was real nice to me last time i posted fanart so i drew more horace lol 😇

[noahtally-famous]

not me popping back on here with a post after months of semi-inactivity (uni is being a bitch) just to reiterate how much i love writing the pahkitew island cast.

aside from sammy and amy (obviously), literally everyone else can be shipped with one another and it'd make sense to some degree, like it takes skill to create a group of people so inherently shippable (platonically and/or romantically) and ofc the writers didn't know it they just shoved a bunch of random ppl together and dusted their hands off on it but fr tho 😭

(yeah im planning out my leonave 'stranger things inspired' au, and the gears are turning, and i forgot just how much i love writing for this dumbass group)

(i swear im working on the next chapter of a guide to surviving the apocalypse too)