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#it's so iconic!#he's a lil hamster with a 6ft hat don't Y'ALL UNDERSTAND HOW ADORABLE IT IS!!!#and also it's thematically and symbolically significant#he wears Jin's clothes but his hat which is usually worn by servants sets him apart from the family.#It's also something that he wears because his mother believed it's how gentlemen dress.#So the first thing he does after he's thrown down the stairs is to straighten his hat. Because he's still a gentleman. He's still in power.#And then he gets ready to kick ass.#jin guangyao#meng yao#mdzs#the untamed#cql#chen qing ling#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#my two cents#jgy
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blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)
"Bees" [remixed, abridged], Claudia Emerson // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed. abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "Letter to my Great, Great Grandchild" [remixed, abridged], J.P. Grasser | Len Redkole, Nina Weiss, Brian Babineau, Christian Peterson, Mitchell Leff, Dave Isaac, Megan DeRuchie
#liv in the replies#if i were insane there would be an appendix to this called telling the bees however i finished this at 3am yesterday its nearly midnight &#my cutoff is when my ahl asg stream cuts. GOD by now i should know when i save a poem like hmm. not applicable but god it'd be perfect#THAT'S A CURSE. DON'T PUT IT IN THE DOCUMENT. DON'T SAVE IT. FORGET YOU READ IT. IT'S A CURSE!! <- things i should've told myself when i#went to read bees was already like 👀 &then the first line was FUCKING CLAUDE!!!!! anyway. sorry also this is like. insanely long but ALSO#regarding mf claude. the first picture is a leftover from the claude edit i made years ago so that feels GREAT and BEAUTIFUL & also for me#as ever y'all will be getting a full breakdown. starting with what i regularly have a breakdown about every time i see it which is joelle's#james 1:12 tattoo which if u use the king james version (gay) is blessed is he who perseveres under trial because having stood the test he#will receive the crown of life the lord has promised to those who love him. which i always go blessed is he who perseveres // for those who#love him. and that's joel. ignoring him getting it then getting sent down on his birthday IGNORING IT. also we know the frosty/maple leafs#hahaha fuck the flyers lore right? good. that's morgan and his dad also bc i love a baby picture & it was perfect. also the dave isaac pic#next was in an article talking about morgan 'stung' by draft camp. shut UP. i have an alt for tells him with claude and ALSO hate the#elephant w/phil bc myesie u fuckin leaf-eater (giraffe) but i love the composition of that jake shot & had to use it (it was also almost#tells him) with thylacine jakey frog nolan also raff the extinct whale bc i needed him here. if my editing on incapable of joy is bad no on#tell me i did some SHENANIGANS to put morgan in there & color-pick/alter his jersey. new skill. i think euphoria is one of my favorite for#the sake of pride night but ALSO that polaroid kills me very time &they're so stoners contemplate the universe but ALSO i love transcendenc#so that whole three photo string i think is my favorite. and i was in looking at these like listen okay it's okay there are only so many#photos in the world. you can repeat from others you've seen before. except ALSO there's so many of these freaks together do you separate#and every time i was like there can't be more there was more. don't ask the number of back-ups for the sweetest blossom/pinch/ruffle sets#okay also the ready to be stung one was a surprise favorite fit for me because i love that line but wasn't sure how to convey it? so it's o#i think with how morgan's face is and the almost of it all. yes joel hardest trier is in there purely for me i do have an alt but. how coul#u doubt him. insert sasha's tweet abt how much joel loves philly but all his quotes have been abt being excited for morgan to have a fresh#start. AND NOT EVEN TWO MINUTES IN CALGARY AND YOU'RE STILL INSEPARABLE god i literally googled frost farabee calgary to find the last#blessed [because. heard but not seen you know of everyone traded but you went together. not seen. (which ties into the terrible appendix)]#and IT DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ME TWO MINUTES TO FIND THAT!!! WHAT DO YOU MEANNN anyway. sorry again it's so long & also i will be vanishing a wee#& a half after posting [redacted] is kicking my ass & im doing [redacted fun things WAIT ACTUALLY U CAN KNOW ONE i'm seeing hippo campus]#morgan frost#joel farabee#philadelphia flyers#calgary flames
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O. M. G.

What! This is so epic! 🤩
Ezran sitting on the burning throne! And his FACE! I mean damn! Also, is that the nova blade!?

Anya and Zym next to him looking like a couple of bamfs! Zym looks really worried tho. Kinda scared ngl

Corvus sitting with his BLOODY chain weapon thingy! (not sure what to call it)

And last but not least SOREN! With blood all over his face! Hopefully it's just from the last season and not a new wound 🤞

Not to mention THE BACKGROUND! With the fire, smoke, and rubble! Holy shit!
And the art is absolutely AMAZING 🤩
#the dragon prince#tdp#tdp s7#s7 poster#holy shit this season is gonna be so epic#soren my baby 😭#he's hurt!#anya better get more screentime this season#corvus looks ready to kick ass and I'm here for it#ezran looks mad af#everyone looks so good#they all look badass as hell#tdp s7 poster#giveusthesaga#we want arc three#lets get arc 3 greenlit#greenlight arc 3#the dragon prince s7#s7 is gonna be awesome 😎
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DP x MCU crossover
Sometime after Howard and Maria Stark’s death, Hydra decides to try and make a clone of Tony Stark, that’s infused with Super Soldier serum. They were hoping to get a super smart super soldier that they could control.
And thus Danny was born.
At some point when he’s like 2 or 3 one of the Hydra agents whose been his handler since he was born grows a conscious after witnessing the most recent experiment the other scientists in the lab put Danny through. They take Danny and run away from the lab. They don’t get away clean tho, they had to fight their way out of the lab and they were injured in the process. They wind up in Amity Park with baby Danny and come across the Fenton Parents. They hand Danny over to them and tell them to protect and look after the kid. And then they die.
The Fenton parents adopt Danny and raise him as their own. Danny grows up not knowing he’s adopted or that he’s a clone and a super soldier. The ghost portal accident happens when he’s 14 like cannon. The reason he survived and only half died is because of the super soldier serum in his blood.
Eventually, after the whole events of the Danny Phantom series has passed (minus Phantom Planet because fuck that horrible ending to the series). Danny, after defeating Pariah Dark, is now the king of the ghost zone. He still doesn’t realize he’s a clone of Tony Stark. Despite the fact that he looks exactly like a 17 year old version of the man!!!
And then New York happens. A portal opens up in the skies above New York, and aliens come pouring out of it! You bet your ass Danny hightailed it over to New York to help out the group of heroes that were trying to stop the aliens. He’s super hyped to fight aliens!!! He’s just having a blast zooming through the skies of New York, around skyscrapers, throwing punches and ecto-blasts at aliens, helping out the other heroes.
Meanwhile every time he helps one of the Avengers they all double take when they finally get a look at his face. Cause like yes this floating glowing child has glowing green eyes and Snow White hair, but the rest of his face looks like a very young Tony Stark. After each encounter with the boy the different Avengers call Tony over the coms to ask his status and to reassure themselves that Tony hadn’t been de-aged and given super powers mid battle.
Tony is the last one of them that meets Danny. He’s super annoyed at the fact everyone keeps calling him over the coms to ask his status. Like yeah he’s not a super soldier and doesn’t have powers, but neither does Romanoff or Barton!!! And unlike them he has his own super suit to protect him. So why is everyone calling in to check on him?!!!
And then finally Danny comes zooming around a building chasing after Loki’s chariot, shouting sarcastic quips at the god, while firing green blasts from his fists. And Tony just kind of blue screens for a minute. Jarvis has to take over piloting the suit for a minute while Tony reboots. He’s def got the surprised Pikachu face going on. Finally he reboots but Danny’s already flown off to deal with something else.
The battle comes to an end, the portal closes, the world is safe, and all the Avengers all head towards Stark tower. Danny sees them and where they’re headed and decides to meet them there. He’s been the only super hero around for a while and he wants to actually properly interact with these new hero’s!
Imagine his shock when he actually finally comes face to face with Tony Stark and finally realizes how much he looks like the man. He starts panicking thinking his mom had an affair with the man 17 years ago and just passed him off as Jack Fenton’s son.
Absolute chaos ensues as assumptions are made. DNA tests happen. They realize that no he is not Tony’s kid, he’s Tony’s clone. More assumptions are made. No body is having a good time.
#danny phantom#marvel#mcu#dp x mcu#tony stark#Hydra#clones#ghost king danny#misunderstandings#assumptions are made#maybe some everlasting trio added in on the side#on a side note#Tucker Sam and Jazz are all liminal as hell#they all have their own ghost powers/halves at this point#because fuck it why not#Tony is having a panic attack at the thought he had a kid he never knew about#and his kid is a ghost#his kid died#apparently when he was like 14 cause that’s how old this ghost kid in front of him looks#Danny is 17 but his ghost half still looks 14#his human half looks his proper age#it’s just his ghost half that hasn’t aged#Danny’s having a panic attack thinking his mom cheated on his dad#and then he has a panic attack thinking his parents cloned him in their lab using Tony’s DNA#he calls Jazz hysterical and crying about the whole thing#Jazz can barely make out what he’s saying#all she gets is her baby brother is calling her in hysterics#after fighting aliens#and joining the super heroes in their tower#she grabs Tucker and Sam and hightails it to the tower ready to kick some ass and defend her baby brother
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theo trying to get out of bed when there’s a huge mountain lion laying on him
#river dipping#matthias evanoff#theodore doe#a burning house to live in#echthroi#blender#ts4#weeeee 🙂↔️#since they're hardly ever asleep at the same time i love putting them in bed together and having one of them doze off#while the other one just enjoys being in their presence... though in theo's case here. well. he's kind of trapped jkdghkndgh#the leg over theo's pressing down so theo can't move much is crazy man let him GO!!!#so easy for me to picture them like this around noon when matthias usually falls asleep...#maybe matthias just got to theo's apartment and went straight for the bed. dragging theo along of course.#and it's only after half an hour or so that theo's had enough of being matthias's pillow#because his alarm starts going off where he left his phone in the other room and he knows he's gotta get ready for class#and he stops petting matthias's head to say as much. tells matthias he's got to text his driver that he'll be down soon.#and when he's met with matthias's silence theo thinks oh. he must've fallen asleep. warm little feeling in his chest at that.#but still. class.#so he goes to gently roll away and out from under all of matthias's limbs only for matthias to pull him back tight with both arms#kicking his leg out fully to lock his calf over both of theo's legs so he can't move#buries his face in theo's stomach and tells him to give him a few minutes. that he'll drive him to class later.#delirious in the tags...... like always ! ! !! my ocsssss#also matthias your ass is too fat........ they'll kill you ...........
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manners maketh man. let me translate that for you.
#he says before kicking ass#daddy whiskey please#pedro pascal#i gotta get ready for work now#myedit#kingsman#agent whiskey#kingsman the golden circle#jack daniels#agent jack daniels
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So Newt is obviously a flying/ water type no questions asked but what typing is Toto?
#flying grass bc he likes to ground forage and Green#flying fighting because he’s ready to kick anyone’s ass#flying normal because he’s a basic himbo?#flying psychic because he plays mind games to get free snacks?#)#honestly he has options#newt
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They are twinning✌️idk i just wanted to draw them or somehting idk.
#start of my yugioh arc#get ready#or dont#i havent posted beyblade in a while sorry fellow bladers#this is am unhinged evil spirit who posses some random ass silver haired twink whos done nothing wrong ever competition#like what did tsubasa even do#let him fish#and bakura (normal one i dont refer to yami bakura as just bakura) looks like a curious little animal with zero survival instinct to me#if they were in a zombie apocalypse he would die first#hes so funny to me cant look at him without laughing what is his deal#the difference is one of them waits a bakurbillion years to do anythign also gets his ass kicked during process .#other one goes insane . absolute berserk calm down do you need papatya çayı#mischievous little guys nonetheless#yugioh#beyblade#mfb#metal fight beyblade#tsubasa otori#bakura#yami bakura#tsubasa ootori#beyblade metal fight art#beyblade metal fight fanart#beyblade metal saga#beyblade metal fight#yugioh duel monsters#yu gi oh#crossover#yugioh fanart#when i was making this during the sketch phase i wrote dont forget to make possesed tsubasa purple and i still forgot at first attempt
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me making settrigh more honey badger than wolverine + giving him an addiction to sugar & sweets + reading about how honey badgers actually do have a sweet tooth, hence their name
#✘ — [ ooc ]#i already knew this information#i was the weird kid growing up that watched animal planet 13 hours of the day#but i didn't put two and two together until now. this development happened in that order.#i was doing research for something else and stumbled across that and was like 'oh yeah'#i really took that little tidbit of information ( sett asking k'sante for his cake shake recipe ) and ran with it —#i still think he shares more characteristics with honey badgers in general but#idk regardless what you think you can still call him a weasel.#anyway i've been SICK as hell and not in the cool way#i even had to call off work the other day#idk what it is#just assuming it's a cold since i work outside.#but i've been taking robitussin and it's been kicking my ass.#i've been sleeping a lot and when i'm not i'm trying to get the house ready for new roommate in january.#so just been#busy.#but i've been on discord !! and i think i'm starting to feel better#so hopefully i'll be around a little more from here on out.#might just work on some short lil asks#somethin easy you know#anyway#happy holidays — whatever you celebrate.#and if you don't: happy wednesday.#catch me on disco in the meantime !!
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the revenge dress must always be black and tiny, incl yuuri's
#hey cool i drew something :D#freaks art#hes ready to hit the club get drunk and feel desirable after getting his heart kicked in the ass is the gen idea#its a wig too btw
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letting this breach containment.
#hand jumper#juni chang#ishaan cha#do people even use his first name or is he relegated officer cha for now and forever#the way i forgot i had tumblr#THE WAY I FORGOT I HAD HJ MEMES ON MY COMPUTER.#THE WAY THE SAYEON BIRTHDAY POST WAS NEVER POSTED ON HER BIRTHDAY.#well on discord yeah but now the joke is lost.#still debating on making this a meme acc or a hj rambling acc#if you have any constructive criticism#questions or just wanna make sure i'm alive just ask me ig#the masses aren't ready yet for these two i'm afraid#me neither tho tbh#s2 is gonna kick my ass if ishaan finally gets his 1/16th of internal monologue#give him the instructor sang treatment and i WILL explode#sayeon shitpost next ig i'm so mad at myself now actually#but their queerplatonic situationship bewitched me#or their situationship swag whatever floats your boat i don't discriminate#also if anyone understands what ishaan's handle means i will give you a hug i was giggling making it#if no one gets it my lame ass will cry
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i have something for y'all today!
#octopath#octopath 2#octopath traveler 2#octopath traveler#temenos mistral#temenos#oc2path#therion#therion octopath#primrose azelhart#cyrus albright#simeon octopath#solar arts#hey guyssss i'm still drawing i promise!!#burnout's been kicking my ass lately ahah#but i finally want to draw again and have a bunch of ideas that have been stewing in my brain for the past couple of months#so get ready for some art from me soon. maybe. no promises lol#also yes simeon has plastic vampire teeth falling out of his mouth and yes he is talking to mattias
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Was thinking of new ideas for the animal AU and I had the idea of Chrisbear and Piersenji playing tug of war for some exercise/to pass the time and Chris just flings Piers around like a ragdoll because he's so much smaller and lighter and Chris doesn't hold back lmao
#piersenji: “ready for an ass kicking captain?”#chrisbear: *turns* “are you challenging me?”#re5/re6 chrisbear is a UNIT#after CV he gets a whole lot bigger in height/weight/mass#animal au#chrisbear#piersenji
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i want to be an aunt so bad and it kills me that i never will be
#if i ever trick someone into marrying me maybe ill get to be one by marriage#but never by blood#and some of the cruelest people in my family are aunts by marriage#and im not having my own kids so my parents dont get to be grandparents even though i know theyd be wonderful grandparents#if my brother thinks im not absolutely kicking his ass in the afterlife for doing this to us he is very wrong#i want him to be here and live his life so bad#and i want the things i thought he would get and that i would get as well#he and his gf were so ready to dtart their lives and im furious he didnt get to#text
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As much fun as I'm having doing my alternative run of DA2, one thing I really miss about my mage Hawke is his friendship with Merrill.
Those two are best friends and he's 100% supportive in her goals toward the eluvian. Ed has the humorous/charming personality, too, which bounces off super well with Merrill. He doesn't think any less of her for her usage of blood magic; if anything he's impressed by her level of strength and willpower. He's so ready to defend her from the other companions and the clan, and he's absolutely out here attempting to matchmake her and Carver....at least he is in my heart because the game won't let me, it's fine, I'm not bitter about it or anything-
But then my warrior Hawke? She has the diplomatic personality with quite a bit of direct/aggressive thrown in there and she ends up having the same attitude as that one party banter Aveline and Merrill have: "Merrill, you're clearly talented and meant for great things, but you're stupid," and that's so difficult for me to lean into. I'm trying to play Aris differently so she ends up being so condescending to Merrill, like she's trying to gently tell her to give up on the eluvian but it doesn't come off well.
Also if Carver was around, Aris would be the opposite of Ed, she'd look at the suggestion of her brother and Merrill getting together and be like, "No :) I don't think so :) I like Merrill, she's my friend :) but she's not right for Carver."
But I guess it makes sense; if you told him that Bethany would giggle and kick her feet and twirl her hair around Sebastian, Ed would've thrown him in the ocean as a warning. Meanwhile, Aris is like, "A handsome prince that could take my sister away from all of this? Wonderful, we just need to work on his incorrect views on mages, but that shouldn't be a problem :)"
Anyway I miss playing Hawke as the #1 Merrill stan.
#dragon age 2#da2#da2 merrill#carver hawke#bethany hawke#sebastian vael#da2 hawke#edgar hawke#aris hawke#listen i'm a little weirdo i like comparing the different ways to play the heroes of da games but especially the different hawkes#i like comparing my own hawkes and i like looking at other peoples hawkes and the different relationship dynamics they bring to the table#kicks my little gremlin brain into gear#like ed always rivals aveline and their relationship is strained at best... meanwhile aris and aveline are ride or die best friends#and seeing aveline from both perspectives is....... well it's an experience i'll just say that sksksks#oh also i miss anders so much sksksk i miss his romance and the dynamic he and ed have#aris rejected him right from the start and while it's neat to see her character through an unromantic lens i still miss him and his bullshi#aris romanced isabela and *that* makes me want to bite nom nom so interesting and heartbreaking in its own way like losing leandra like tha#and then dealing with the qunari bullshit only to find out isabela's part in it before she abandons aris with the book#and then aris reunites with bethany who is bitter and pissed off and can't get away from her fast enough like........ the end of act 2 y'al#aris was *ready* for the arishok fight solely because she needed an outlet for her frustration and grief and agony#she couldn't kick his ass fast enough sksksksks and now she's so Done with everything and then isabela admits that she's in love with her#and it's just................. a lot. it's so much. i can't#anders and isabela's respective romances drive me nuts for very different reasons i love them#this has been another 'cj needs to ramble about [blank]' post#stay tuned for next week where she continues to sob about the hawke twins
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ya know I just think that if I write a villain being evil and doing fucked up stuff like Eggman (stuff he does in the actual games, might I add) people should assume by default that I do not genuinely endorse or support what I'm writing without having to slap 50 big disclaimers on it saying I know it's bad every time. like yeah I know, that's why I'm writing the villain doing it. and you should know too. as long as I tag it correctly there shouldn't be an issue
like there's no reason to assume that it reflects my personal beliefs and interests irl unless I specifically say that I think we should all do this shit irl, or that I already do myself, or think real people who do this shit are cool or something but I'm not at all. yet people are still quick to jump to the worst conclusions of "endorsement" without thinking about it for a second and realizing that claim is baseless and an awful assumption to make about someone
also making a silly concept with humor involved or saying I love Eggman being fucked up and evil and find it entertaining doesn't mean I'm saying the stuff he's doing is okay irl either, even though I do think it's badass, cool, epic, sexy, fun, interesting, and entertaining from him as a character and the concepts in a story. because guess what? his evil in the games is literally supposed to be entertaining too
there's no difference. if my portrayal of his evil and the entertainment I find in it is endorsement then it is when the game writers do it too because they write him doing the exact same things I do, for the purpose of entertainment too. and they actually make money off writing those evil concepts and that evil character too and I don't. where are the complaints for them portraying these things and making profit?
I feel like this shouldn't have to be said but I feel like it's a part of how people tend to heavily project onto their favorites these days so they think I must be too and that if I write Eggman doing something, it means I genuinely agree and support it and that it reflects myself. and just the way that fandom has become very sanitized and purified with a demand for wholesome these days, so anything darker is assumed to be wrong or intentionally upsetting
but sorry because my mind is forever in the edgy grimdark gritty dark era from the early 2000s - early 2010s where all my stuff would've been very welcome because it was everywhere on DA and YouTube and in fanfic and it was my shit because I'm an edgelord sue me lol. but I never contributed and finally want to now and it's unfortunate that I don't have the peace and freedom to do so as I would've back then- but as long as it's tagged accordingly I should
#plus I purposefully do not post my darkest concepts here for a reason#like when they're too gory or especially violent and torturous and stuff#I'm literally working on a blog that compiles my dark content from this blog and post my darker stuff#and I will promo it here when I feel ready#some of y'all already found it too#I made that and always try to tag accordingly and fix it as soon as I realize/ask#if that's not me intentionally trying to avoid upsetting people Idk what is#doesn't mean I have to stop altogether#and it should go without saying that I don't endorse it#I'm only sadomasochistic consensually and safely irl#but let me have fun with my fucked up evil guy Eggman doing stuff he does in the games pls#sorry just rambling until I have the energy to get up and do something else#chronic pain kicking my ass HARD rn#dr eggman#eggman#dr robotnik#dr. eggman#my post#important
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