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thinking about a jacob/sam duet for season 3
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CHRISTIAN PLEASE WE NEED YOU
#these vampires need to some some freak shit#genuinely#the religious imagery#fucking gangrel#the brood#we are so back#old man yaoi#adam copeland#edge and christian#gangrel#come on girlies#buckle up#i need blood to be licked clean off of someone’s face#lapping it up#christian cage#cristian please#pleek#gay people need this#aew#aew double or nothing#all elite wrestling
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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trans women are everywhere and are so eager to be seen and heard but only if they feel safe around you. if you hardly ever have trans women interacting with you, especially online, then consider there might be a reason for that and you should address it
#the same thing happens with black people#black people are everywhere! especially online! black gay and black trans people!#but when your community is suspiciously devoid of them then theres something wrong and you need to acknowledge it#even if its not intentional you need to think about how theres minority groups who do not feel safe around you at face value#this is why loud and outright support and solidarity is so important#black people and trans people and etc minority groups will assume you are unsafe unless you explicitly state otherwise#you can't just sit there and say 'well they didnt approach us so its not our fault for not including them!'#like did you TRY to get them to approach you??#cy texts
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iwtv fandom constantly arguing about who the real bad guy is when shit hits the fan like oh its lestats fault or armands or actually louis is the real villain!! IRRELEVANT. disregard. the reason everything always goes to shit in this show is because unfortunately louis and lestat do match eachothers freak and the resonant harmony of their freakiness sends pure unfiltered wavelengths of suffering to every single characters vampire brainstem and ruins their lives. in this business we call it the invisible chord.
#my brother in christ THEY ARE ALL THE VILLAIN#but seriously i dont understand why people need to choose a villain or whatever frome these characters#they are all terrible and horrible thats kind of the point#repeat after me: it is ok to watch people be gay and evil on tv without ascribing morality to it#iwtv#interview with the vampire#lestat de lioncourt#loustat#armand#the vampire chronicles
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how it feels when you meet someone irl who watches agatha all along but theyre a casual enjoyer and you’re actually like clinically insane over it
#need somebody to match my freak 😔☹️#this is me with every yuri tbh#all the ppl ik irl are so casual abt it like wdym ur not actively losing ur mind over fictional gay people like me!???#agatha all along memes#agatha all along#agatha x rio#agathario#rio vidal#jennifer kale
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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice
#jeeves and wooster#i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction#yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood#a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going#but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING#I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE#i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession#it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing!#the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason#jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text#wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind#the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london!#oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage#two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point#the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!!#this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time
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I'M LOSING MY MIND what is the point of "dig in there mr. spock" ? why did they write that??? spock regularly gives jim massages? in public? on the bridge???WHAT? whY? why does he stop her when he realizes it's NOT spock???? it's somehow more professional that way?! was it for laughs?? IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!! WHY!!!!
#i'm screaming i'm crying wtf#why does spock look like that#why does it HAPPEN#spirk#shitposting#star trek#gay people#text#like ok#just the fact that spock would ever be giving jim a massage on the bridge is so bizarre#or is it???#i need to go lie down
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This has been said to death but not only was this reaction completely unwarranted from Aziraphales response, but Crowley was so unnecessarily close to him
He pressed his entire body against Aziraphale and STAYED LIKE THAT, he didn't just push him to the wall, he PINNED him
And Aziraphale didn't even attempt to struggle or push Crowley away, even when he was distracted
So there’s only one logical explanation for this
They were both into it and everything about this interaction was intentional
#have several people pointed this out before? yes#Does it need to be brought up again? also yes#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#crowphale#ineffable husbands#gay omens#aziraphale x crowley#good omens crowley#good omens aziracrow#aziracrow good omens#crowphale good omens#good omens crowphale#aziraphale good omens#good omens aziraphale#crowley good omens#crowley loves aziraphale#aziraphale loves crowley
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Ballad of the fox
#so does the fox holder magically know the notes needed for battle or do they have to learn it themself#it's most likely the former but Alya picking up an interest in the flute seemingly out of nowhere would be hilarious djdjsjdjsk#she's trying to be sooo secretive about it but everyone knows and assumes she has a big gay crush on the new fox hero#her little reporter ass would be so fucking pissed that she can't correct people LMAO#deranged tags aside. still thinking about turning this into a series.... hmm#volpina#rena rouge#lila rossi#cerise bianca#alya cesaire#mlb#miraculous ladybug
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this thing about josh saying all that about not judging people over the way they've acted when they were closeted, and the way buck reacts to initally finding out...and something about the whole way that there's this underlying thread of eddie's sexuality being closeted and repressed and how that affects the way he interacts with women in real time but that's something buck takes in stride until it gets serious...something about josh sowing those seeds in the image of tommy, but that could very visibly apply to eddie "i'm straight" diaz...and something about them making tommy almost an older mirror of eddie...like???? there are dots and i am connecting them
#zee liveblogs#it's actually so transparent?????#since when do straight people need to say it like this lmao#also eddie didn't even realize tommy was gay there is no way he thought hot priest was hitting on him lmao#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buddie#i fear im cooking with this#911 spoilers#911 abc#911 on abc
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INSANE about your artstyle. May I request that you draw Fiddleford helping Ford make some disaster fashion choice
i know you requested a disaster fashion choice but i accidentally made it a cunty fashion choice, so you'll have to accept this instead
#he thinks it's a disaster so it counts#fiddleford took him to the store because he goes to parties dressed like he's going to a bar mitzvah#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddauthor#fordsquared#ford^2#fiddlesix#do people also use that one#you guys need to make up your minds#gay#myart
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we truly regressed when people started buying into the genderbending is inherently transphobic thing. yeah that twelve year old being inquisitive and having fun on deviantart was your enemy all along.
#how did that even have a leg to stand on. when so many emerging trans folk literally began exploring gender because of it#ill never forget seeing a lone korean comment on fc2 under genderbend art talking about how they visit that picture every day after work#because it makes them feel understood#to even think of being beyond what you were born. in korea. my god i feel it in my spine just how lonely that ought to be#every time i see that rhetoric make rounds im reminded and equal amounts astounded#by how determined people are at making trans folk a monolith#and how there must be a Correct way to explore gender#if the discussion had stuck to the concept’s Capacity to be transphobic and not about inherently being so we’d have been better off.#& at the end of the day art shouldn’t always have to need such a disclaimer on selfhood to be worthy#in the same vein actors should not need to relinquish themselves to the public to act as a gay or trans character#I don’t know !#saw hatsune mikuo art in the year 2024 and the soul near jumped it’s been so long king 🙀#putting this in here because it’s sooort of art related no?#and people know where I stand on this so perhaps if anybody finds it uncomfortable they can gracefully disengage with me
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A joke
#i dont believe in this reality but it makes me laugh#orufrey are shrodingers gay people whether theyre together is completely dependent on whats needed for the punchline#agott arkrome#olruggio#wha#tbna#witch hat atelier#Δ帽子#my art
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malevolent doodle dump number 67389290
#surprise shirtless Percymawce Noel#gotta get my doodles in check I have some dollins doodles that need some more obscure ship buddies#and an ourthur post that needs more gay people fr fr#AND A WHOLE LOTTA ASKS TO DO#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#john malevolent#oscar malevolent#wallace larson#yellow malevolent#the king in yellow#detective noel
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the "i need everything gay and queer exactly spelled out for me word for word or it doesn't exist and is queerbait" crowd is going to hate venom 3
#venom 3 spoilers#venom 3#venom the last dance#like. guys. COME ON#COME ON COME ON COME ON#you cannot be serious right meow#sjonnie.text#i genuinely wholeheartedly disagree with people saying venom 3 is queerbait!#like. this movie was GAY. IT WAS GAY GAY.#you don't need a kiss. or an i love you. YOU ALREADY GOT THE I LOVE YOU FIRST OF ALL! and secondly. everything venom does? that is love.#eddie saying but i need him? COME. ON. NOW.#they don't have to say i love you. that doesn't make this movie queerbait#was the marketing a bit more queer than what we got? i will not disagree completely. but in the end it was still plenty queer!
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