#gay head canon

[wowstrawberrycow]

Of Bread and Tension

Hello I am pleased to say I finally have the another prompt finished! I want to thank @celeluwhenfics for thier super fun food custom request. I hope you enjoy this one!

Here is the music I used to pull the words out. I'm not responsible for the music.

here is a link about my head canons regarding elven and Dwarven food customs. Click here!

Pairing: Gimli X Legolas (Gigolas)

Warnings: heavy family arguments (there is a happy ending I promise!)

Length: 3,018 words

"🌱Differences make our world so much richer than you'll ever know.🪨" -Me

Once finishing their adventures after the war, they decided to settle down. On this day the warmth of their husband’s oven-baked goods filled the house with a comforting smell. Such a scent always filled the house since their secret union. But even that didn’t settle the young royal. Avoirdupois dressed the air causing an infestation of worries. The pitter-patter of airy elven toes paced the floor of their new home.

With a shallow breath, they fidgeted gazing at the welcoming spread that lay on the table. Freshly baked bread littered the table. Some of which held delicious mysteries much like the mines themselves. A fine assortment of cheeses lined the bread platters. Some were even made of nut milks that Legolas labored over the previous two days. Two different savory vegetarian casseroles were made to accommodate the tastes of both their guests. A large bowl of lush salad accompanied the bread and cheese. Amongst them were roasted vegetables in a thick savory curried gravy. For dessert, fruit pies and traditional elven berried cakes had been prepared.

They both had worked together to prepare a successful blend of elvish and dwarven delights. But to the royal, it didn’t seem to be enough. They made absolutely certain that the setting was perfect with not a fork or napkin out of place. A final gasp escaped the elf as they noticed the wine missing. Their father wouldn’t hear of any meal without it. They ran frantically to the pantry to grab several bottles to accommodate their father’s thirst.

Gimli caught their lover right after the strong wine was properly arranged. “ Sweet one, slow down,” he held Legolas close. “You’re working yourself into a tizzy. Sit, I’ll tend to the rest,” he guided his lover to a chair.

Legolas obeyed their husband’s words, though be it begrudgingly. “ Dearest… I know he hasn’t forgotten. I said and did such horrid things. I regret all of them. You know I do… does he? I-”

“ Shhh,” Gimli placed a finger over their lips,“ Little gem, I know the man. He is stubborn but he will get over it. Even he has to realize people change.”

“Perhaps... But I know my own as well. He is… well… he is difficult to enjoy company with. I will apologize-” The worn royal stammered uncontrollably.

Gimli grabbed the elf by the jaw, staring them in the eyes with narrow eyes. His voice lowered in stern seriousness, “Ah, don’t you ever apologize for a mistake you haven't sleight of. We have talked about that. No more apologizing, understand.”

Legolas felt their face blaze and their voice hitch at the change of his tone. A soothing wave of what they could only describe as refreshment washed some of their worries away in the wind. “Yes, my starlight.”

“That’s my sweet deer,” Gimli kissed them deeply before tending to the rest of the homely duties.

Before too long, the sound of frustration grew like a flicker of fire outside their home.

Legolas with fear in their eyes looked at their husband for guidance.

The dwarf simply pinched the bridge of his nose with heavy exasperation, “So, it begins.”

The two exchanged nods and strode to the door to open it. Upon doing so they were not surprised to see the two men arguing. Thranduil casually held the hilt of his sword while Gloin wielded his axe ready to attack.

“Oi! Put that down ye stubborn old goat!” Gimli forced his father’s hand down.

"Ada, please! There’s no need!” Legolas gave Thranduil a hug.

“Boy! Have ye lost your wits!” Gloin slapped the back of Gimli’s head with rage in his eyes, “I was fine with ye, fallin' for a man. It’s strange but not unheard of. I could live with that. But a bloody fairy!” the shorter man bellowed, waving his axe at Thranduil. “ Your brat called my son a mutant! Ye then threw me and my kin away! I refuse to share a table with either of the-”

“How dare you wave that thing in my presence! You leave my child out of this! It was you who entered my territory in the first place! Or has your age stunted your ability to retain information dwarf? ” Thranduil spat venom with each word.

“Take it back, you arrogant bastard!” Gloin raised his axe ready to fight when he was caught under the arms of Gimli.

“Quiet! Ye didn’t come all this way to insult my lover in front of their father! I won’t stand for you talking that way to them!” Gimli growled, digging his strong legs into the ground.

The king looked utterly Furious, “ Explain yourself this instant,” Thrandil sneered at the shorter men than to his child. His hands trembled in shock. He had always done his best to protect his little one, despite their rebellious nature. He was sure his elfling would grow out of this ridiculous rebellion. Even still, he also never in his wildest dreams would have imagined his child going this far. Was it to spite him? “ no. You and I are going to have a chat alone right this second,” Thranduil seized the young elf by the arm.

 “Ada! I won’t! whatever you have to say you can say in front of my ‘HUSBAND’, “ Legolas snapped standing their ground before ripping their arm away from the older elf. 

“Your what?” Thranduil’s shocked expression turned mortified. His pale skin turned ghostly as if he may succumb to death at any moment. Gloin matched him equally in all parts. 

“Yes, if you have nothing further to add outside of further insult you may join us for the meal that we both labored for.” Their voice was low and threatened either to speak ill again. 

Gimli stood next to Legolas gripping their hand tightly in reassurance. A sense of pride welled in his chest for his little deer. After a long bitter silence, their fathers silently walked in paying no mind to the sweet and leafy cottage esthetic of the home.

Gimli gave Legolas free rein on how to decorate it as he only cared for one thing. That was being with his lover. The only thing he insisted on was that Galadrial’s gift be immortalized in crystal and be placed above the mantle for all to see. This greatly pleased Legolas. They had no objections to it, as that gift was given the day after they began their friendship. In a way, they thanked the wise lady for that life-shifting change.

Once seated at the table the men scowled at one another sending silent threats that only could be heard through their sharp daggered stares. Legolas trembled slightly unsure of what to say as the silence got to them. Gimli took Legolas by the hand beneath the table.

Clearing his throat, as he noticed his lover's discomfort immediately, “ You know, Legolas has a wonderful voice. I’m sure it would be nice accompanied by the sound of your flute.”

Gloin only scoffed, before filling his plate, grumbling a complaint about the lack of meat available.

Gimli frowned, palming his face at the old man’s behavior. 

Legolas looked to their father with a glimmer of hope, “ Ada… you know Gimli has made a point to make the casseroles and stuffed breads free of meat for us. There is even milk-free cheese for you and me. I made that myself Ada. Gimli showed me how.” 

Thranduil raised a thick brow and with a twitching eyelid as he turned to Gimli speaking through gritting teeth “ Thank you and the gracious wilderness for your labors, ” the man was not above breaking tradition. Then after downing a glass of wine, he graced Gimli further by taking the casserole, cheese, and stuffed breads.

Legolas lessened their shoulders tension before turning to Gimli, “ Thank you and the gracious wilderness for your labors,” they then began to fill their own plate, and picked up the small bowl beside their plate. Absent-mindedly, they asked, “ Daddy, would you please pass the salad?”

“Of course deer,” Gimli reached for the bowl beside him. 

Thranduil reached for the one to his right “Here, hina(child),”

Legolas felt all the color drain from their face, ‘what have I done?’ they thought fearfully as their father's eyes pierced straight through Gimli. 

Gloin did not help one bit as he finally relaxed, smirking at his son, “Oi, so I see who's the one begging for who.” the older dwarf busted into laughter elbowing Gimli. “ I knew he was prettier than most women but this takes the cake!” the dwarf downed his mug of ale with jolly triumph.

“Legolas is not a man, THEY are a person father.” Gimli groaned, correcting him, feeling his cheeks burn in embarrassment. 

“Whatever, if yer going to be with a pretty boy, like ‘them’ ye better not be the one taking it.” Gloin slapped Gimli's back. 

"Stop jabbing at them!" Gimli slammed his fists against the table.

“Have you no restraint!” Thranduil shouted from across the table before stabbing a thick roasted carrot with a knife. “ You speak of things that ought not to be spoken about my child in front of me as if I AM NOT HERE!” if the elf could breathe fire everything in his path would already be incinerated “And you! I want a word with you!” they pointed to Gimli with the knife. 

“ Ada, please!” having no time to feel humiliated Legolas got up from their seat and took the knife from his hand. 

“Oi, I thought your types weren't supposed to act ‘barbaric’ at the table?” Goiln held up quotations with his fingers.

The king immediately rushed up from his spot, shoving his child behind him ready to wield his swords. 

“That's enough! You can't say that right after you insulted them!” Gimli bellowed in return.

Legolas felt their heart sink lower as their lips trembled; they balled up their fists, “Ada, sit back down! Please!”

“You listen to me child, this man is an insult to you and myself! What has he done to you!?” Thranduil howled in outrage.

“ Are you trying to claim my son is dishonorable!” Gloin stood up, cracking his fingers. 

Thranduil ignored the man looking his little one over for nefarious marks of any kind. He was clearly not ready to think about let alone hear of his little leaf having a relationship like that with anyone. Quite frankly it petrified him as a parent. Could this dwarf be mistreating his only child!? Having power over a vulnerable one was nothing to take lightly.

“Are you listening to me you prick!?” Gloin shouted, punching the table. 

The chaos and anger crammed all in one space pushed Legolas to tears. Their throat stung while they belted out, “Stop it! I can’t take it anymore,” The elf ran out of the house, finally feeling the humiliation hit them.  

Gimli ran after them without a word. There was no way he would allow for his lover to suffer weeping alone.

Thranduil and Gloin stared at the open door. They each sat down stunned by the sudden draft of silence. The king set the wine glass aside, taking the bottle of wine to his lips. Gloin did the same downing his pint only to fill it with the keg that sat on the table. They each glanced at each other in passing, daring not to speak a word as if it were a game to see who would break first. Both were equally proud, and stubborn. However, they each shared a trait, which was their unconditional love for their children.

“Look,-” they both spoke at the same time.

“You first,” Gloin spoke politely.

“ I’m willing to put aside differences if it means I don’t lose my child,” he said wistfully while staring out the door. 

“Ey… me as well,” he said, realizing the rift they both had started. 

“ Make no mistake, this doesn’t mean I approve of you, “ Thranduil spoke sharply.

“Nor I you,” Gloin glared his eyes.

“For the children,” Thranduil sighed, while Gloin nodded in agreement.

They each left their seats after one last long swig of alcohol. Then trailed outside easily spotting the children under the apple tree in their backyard. Gimli held the sobbing elf as he often did, simply rocking them in his arms. He softly hummed to them in hopes of easing their wounded heart.

“Oh, sweetie... I’m sure there’s something we can do to make it right,” He lifted Legolas’ face to wipe away tears before kissing their lips. 

Legolas huffed desperately trying so hard to soothe themself  “I’m sorry Daddy, this was a horrible idea. I’m sorry-” 

Gimli held his jaw again, cutting his lover off, “ Little gem, what did I say about apologizing on behalf of others? It’s not your fault. We knew this day had to come. we knew it wouldn’t end well. There’s nothing you or I could have done to alleviate that,” he kissed them deeply, holding the back of their head firmly in place. 

The soft dominance of the situation soothed the royal, causing them to whimper through their emotions as the tears finally stopped. Each was unaware of the audience before them.

Both men stared astonished at the tenderness they witnessed. Gloin felt great pride in his son for being unwavering in support for his lover. He clearly raised the boy right. Thranduil noted how well the dwarf soothed his child's tears. He noted how the stout man never once placed blame on his little one and the proper use of his child’s preferred titles did not fall deaf on the older elf.  In contrast, Legolas’ humbled behavior didn’t fall deaf on Gloin. He expected a royal of their standing would be as arrogant as their father. It certainly impressed him.

“ Legolas hina, I believe we have caused you both enough trouble. May we start again.” Thranduil spoke, breaking the silence. 

Legolas stood up sniffling before hugging their father tightly with a nod.

“Ay, I’m sorry for insulting you and your lover… and for being a jackass.” Gloin nodded, sincerely rubbing the back of his head. He looked at the young elf and Gimli apologetically.

“you’re forgiven.” Gimil huffed before making his way back to the house with the others.

“I forgive you.” legolas turned to the older dwarf, taking a shy tone.

Once inside the air was far more lively, especially after Thranduil took several bottles of wine. 

“ Mighty heavens, how much of that will you put away!” Gloin laughed jovially, slapping the elven man's back. Like his son, he could not hold his liquor as well as the elves at the table. For, their wine at home was far stronger than most could find in Middle Earth. Both had lived off the powerful liquid of their homelands for several lifetimes of their dwarven company. 

“Little leaf, fetch me another bottle, we are out, “ Thranduil patted his child’s head. “ I don’t know what you mean master dwarf.” 

“You mean you’re out,” Legolas scoffed as they did as they were told “At least they aren't, at each other’s throats.” 

“Ay, darlin'… I can be thankful for that.” Gimli nodded, “Thank ye and the gracious wilderness for your labors.” Gimli kissed the other before finally settling in to eat. 

“You know when he was just a lad, he would steal my axe trying to outdo the other brats in the hall. Of course, you know that didn’t end well at all! The little fellow would fall backward every time he tried to wield it. You were so tiny even for a dwarf! We thought you would never catch yer height! “ Gloin laughed, causing Gimli to hold his forehead in embarrassment. 

“Two can play that game! How about all the times I had to dig you out of the wall? You’d not pay attention like a blind old bat and get yourself stuck!” Gimli snickered, slapping his father's back causing the older man to lose the ale from his mouth.

“You rugrat! You promised never to speak that secret!” Gloin bopped his son on the head.

Even Thranduil had to smirk at the sight. He peered at Legolas before deciding to share a story of his own. “My little one did their fair share of ridiculous things too,” he paused regally, sipping at another glass of wine. “ for example, they would crawl up in the trees and imitate the animals that they saw. It was so amusing to watch them imitate the squirrels and frogs. Frankly, they would imitate just about any animal they saw. I often caught them pretending to be a frog burrowing in the marshes I had to practically to drag them, kicking and pouting all the way home. It really was quite adorable.” They chuckled quietly enjoying the curry-filled bread and roasted vegetables. He even enjoyed the casserole. 

“Ada! No!” they protested. “Shall I mention the ridiculous dancing you do when you're drunk enough for such?” Legolas smirked devilishly with a giggle.

“A dance, you say? Oh yes, that’s great. Save it for after the cleaning, though.” Gloin belched loudly, snickering. 

“I certainly will not dance for your amusement dwarf!” Thranduil gasped a bit embarrassed. 

Legolas couldn’t keep the smile off their face after they had eaten their dessert. It had been far too long since they had seen the older elf seemingly enjoy himself.

After dinner and a prayer, Gimli began tossing the empty dishes to Legolas who both sang a tune as they cleaned. 

“Oi? What of the leftovers?” Gloin asked.

“Yes, it does seem like a waste doesn’t it?” Thranuil sighed, fearing that the earth’s bounty would spoil in vain.  

“Don’t either of you worry. My husband found a solution for that upon moving here. We have chilled underground storage in the back by the shed.” Legolas smiled at each of them from the kitchen.

Their playfulness and giggling from the kitchen as they cleaned reminded Gloin of home. It was at that point that he felt no need to worry about his son. The king on the same note watched them both helping each other with a gentleness in each other's eyes. He could feel the love seeping off of them. He flashed them a small smile. Then both parents drew back waiting to play a game of cards to bond as was a custom for the dwarves after their meals.

[carrion-corvus]

2019 vs 2024

the old one hurts my eyes

[thatshadowcomic]

To The Artist: what are some of your favorite headcanons for sonic and shadow?

To Shadow: whats it like living with Rouge?

To Sonic: do you have a house

(love your art!)

WOW so long ago-- I love you all so much.

As for HC, I have a lot of weird/stupid ones, but really, I don't write them down, it's more based on how they perceive/interact the world around them, so I'm really bad at answering this directly. But Sonic making music and Shadow being cuddly under the right circumstances is top 5. Please don't bully me.

imagine listening to music and rouge is just like, "bad taste" because she can hear it through your headphones.

[cryoverlife]

The Seven’s sexualities are as followed:

Leo: hot people (pretty much everyone), he definitely had a crush on everyone on Argo 2 like once even if it was for five seconds

Piper: Who Knows At This Point, anyone can be pretty as long as they aren’t jerks

Jason: thought he was straight and is now suffering cause he’s friends with Leo and Piper (not cause he has crushes on them but because they enjoy shattering his world view by asking him if he thinks *insert random person* is hot)

Bonus for Jason: might have a crush on Leo

Percy: Annabeth, not actually but he has her so he doesn’t actually care about finding out.

Annabeth: suffering (refers to the entire paragraph in MOA where Annabeth thinks about her entire love life and the only thing good about it was like three months), but also Percy cause no way he’s ever leaving her

Hazel: a poor oppressed child who didn’t even know Not Being Straight is a thing until now, has a type for the precious ones.

Frank: honestly the straightest one of the group but at this point nobody actually knows

[blu-ish]

For educational purposes trust trust

[qkmlh]

Now remember folks!!

There was a strand of Venom left behind. Cockroaches can survive anything. And. “Goodbye for now.”

If that’s not an open ending to be as creative as a fan wants for Venom & Eddie, then I don’t know what is.

[theannoyeddragon82]

wow these bitches are really fucking gay

[spermeboy]

Hcs for James Patrick March x male reader. Where he falls for us, a new ghost at the hotel and he’s surprisingly soft and sweet with us?

JAMES PATRICK MARCH - HCs

- James first fell in love with the reader when he accepted his apology for killing him, no one else in the hotel accepted his apologies but you did. He was head over hills in that moment, right then and there and you could tell by the look on his face. His dominant act dropped and his caring demeanor came to light.

- James has always been gentle with the reader. He knew how kind and innocent he was to everyone that he didn't even want to accidentally hurt him, especially since he already felt extremely guilty about killing him. Which you forgave him for.

- When he managed to seduce you with his ghost charm, he was very romantic and sweet. He layed roses across the bed and floor so it was like a red carpet when you walked in, he wanted it to be a very special night. James was gently and made sure not to push you too far, when he was sliding in you winced slightly and he immediately pulled away.

- After you winced in pain he ate you out for a good ten minutes before trying to slide into your tight hole, after a while he slipped in perfectly and your eyes rolled into the back of your head. He pulled away and came inside your mouth cause he's a classy guy. You knew he wanted to be rougher with you in bed but was holding back.

- Aftercare is a big thing for him, he liked to treat you as if you're a king, a god, an inhuman being. You're perfection to him so he makes sure you're treated perfect afterwards, he brings out a towel to wipe your face up as some cum drip out of your mouth. He places kisses all over your body before pulling you into a hug from behind.

- You love feeling his warmth from behind, the sound of his heavy breathing was so relaxing you fell asleep in his arms. He gently ran circles with his hands over your body to help relax you, which ultimately led to your quick departure into sleep land.

- He loved showing you movies from his time, you loved how excited and passionate he became when watching them. Telling you about how he lived in those times and about all the people he killed, you knew it was wrong but you let out a few chuckles. You told him that he can't keep killing innocent people and he finally understood when it came from your mouth.

- James Patrick March was absolutely head over heels in love with you, so it was no shock when he wanted to take the relationship to the next step...rougher sex and you happily obliged. The look on his face as he pounded away at your innocent hole was orgasmic, the way he through his head back was so hot. But since he had been rough with you the Aftercare was ALWAYS sweeter then when it was "vanilla sex" as he would say.

taglist ~ @starboye @mailmango @ghostking4m @kingchaospostsstuff @crispysoup318 @inhumanshadows @its-ares @gayaristocrat @cronaaaaaaa @irlsamcarpenter

[allaboutlov3]

Sirius never cried in front of Regulus. Not because he was ashamed of crying but because he wanted to be strong for his little brother. Wanting him being able to cry. Hold him through the worst of it.

When Sirius left home Regulus never cried again.

[marylily-my-beloved]

Dorcas Meadowes HEADDANONS !!!

She’s a very confrontational person, but not like in a bad way.

She loves talking about her interests, and she never feels embarrassed about what she likes. 

She had to get braces twice because when she got them off the first time she didn’t wear her retainer

She would argue with anyone on their views about something in class, she lived to argue. 

If Hogwarts ever had a debate club, you know she’d either be in it or the one who organised it

In a modern au she would be in love with volleyball, she would be a volleyball pro

Big procrastinator, especially on essays. She just stressed about them and did them like last minute. 

Dorcas always loved her name, and she honestly really felt like it was such a big part of her for some reason. She loved it so much

She could play two instruments, the drums and the viola. Just because she wanted to try both out 

[wowstrawberrycow]

Gimolas head canon and drabbles

So I am writing short little blippy drabbles about Gimli and Legolas. I have several ideas that I'm attempting to flesh out as I read the Lord of The Rings books. I am on Return of The King now. I have finished the Hobbit, The Fellowship (more like the Fuckin-ship, am I right???), and The Two Towers in that order. I plan on reading other works too, as well as, reading the appendix of them. Dear gods there's so much 😅. May write for other ships in the fandom too. IDK yet?????

But, point is got some thoughts about these two. I think this is how they would be together when not having to put up a front for fear of judgement. There's a lot. But, tell me what y'all think?

Legolas

Legolas is a They/them. I always got nonbinary vibes from them. But, I don't think they are aware of it yet until they leave their home to discover their truest self. Yes, I think they will play with drag in varying degrees depending on their mood as well.

I think because of his upbringing in the forest, they have had to push down most of not all vulnerability. Thus, being shoved into a world outside of their father's eyes allows them to be more expressive. Hence, why they make some strange facial expressions and behave awkwardly with others. They are essentially learning to become social in ways that matter rather than continuing superficial socialization that they are accustomed to.

In private, when they think no one is looking they embrace sensitivity. Solitude in their mind is a thing of safety to at their softest. Inside they realize just how loving they are of those around them. They easily weep often in private over a variety of things. Over time they realize they are a very emotional person and a very capable warrior. Learning to balance these qualities has become an interesting struggle for them.

once allowed to be themself I imagine them to be snarky and mischievous in affectionate ways. They may even play pranks on you provided that they love you enough. The chaos is strong with them.

They do have a lot of clueless niece moments too. But, they make up for it via their sweet personality and caring energy.

Once they are married the elven way I think the crave it constantly if you know what I mean 😏. In that same vein I think they discover they are not vanilla too.

Gimli

I definitely agree he is BAMF not a clown.

He had a heart of gold and loyal golden retriever boyfriend energy. I think he would do anything to preserve the happiness of his lover and friends. This may actually cause him problems from time to time. The wrong person may take advantage of his selflessness. (Legolas I think is extremely protective of Gimli because of this.)

Because, of his upbringing I think that duty was placed very heavily on him. So, I think, he probably takes that too far. So far that he let it over take his life. Because of this, I think the journey he goes on will help him understand the purpose of why he carries out his duties. Yes I understand he has friends and family but they all I would think live a similar life of duty as well.

The fellowship, might be a little bit of a wake up call for him. Duty without happiness is quite a hollow way to live.

I also picture him to be a hopeless romantic. He's the type to cheese it up just to make his lovie happy. I think he is also the type to only refer to his lover by name if he wants to be serious. So yes, our boy Gimli gives off heavy affectionate vibes in my opinion. Despite popular beliefs that dwarves are rowdy, sweaty, and vulgar all the time; I think Gimli cleans up damn good on his own accord for his lover. He's secretly a perfect gentleman.

[oreo102]

Random headcanons cuz despite having work my brain won’t let me sleep

13 has insomnia and takes hours to fall asleep

Yaz likes laying on 13

The tardis has a “night mode” that she activates whenever anyone is trying to sleep

The doctor gives yaz breakfast in bed a lot

13 gets super understimulated while trying to sleep sometimes which makes it way harder to sleep

Yaz will often just ramble about her day and any thoughts to get 13 to sleep easier

13 needs background noise to be able to sleep

Yaz sleeps easier if the doctor is near her

13 is little spoon

Whenever yaz wakes up first she just lays there and like strokes 13’s hair and stuff, very wholesome activity

[swag696942069]

Hear me out, ftm Regulus who was promised to Evan when they were kids, and so because of that, they became super close as kids, and like, bestie for life level. But then, Reggie realizes hes trans and comes out, so he and Evan are no longer allowed to get married and stuff. And they're both actually upset about it even though they were never even really romantically attracted to each other, they were just besties who thought it was the best option for them to get married, after seeing some of the other people their parents would've approved of. And then blah blah blah, jegulus, and blah blah blah, rosekiller and they stay besties for life, and live happily ever after with their respective partners but they always make jokes about each other being each other's husband and stuff like that ahahhahaha

[arcsin27]

Kinda gay to dress up as the same character. What are you, two halves of one whole?

[devotioncrater]

no like. ted has a type. he fucking has a type. jason sudeikis you're telling me there's no common denominator in all of ted's gayass comments this season about other men? "may robert redford portray you in a film one day" "great head of hair" "yeah it [the hat] frames his face nicely" "now ron white, who was my favorite, he was clean-shaven"

jason sudeikis you're telling me coach ted lasso from america isn't attracted to clean-shaven men with great heads of hair that frame their faces nicely? and that it isn't coincidental that all these comments are occurring more frequently as the season progresses? gradually dialing up the heat on his bisexual stove at, oddly, the same speed trent's been growing closer to the club?

[crypt1dcorv1dae]

I really like kafhoshi ... it good.... Ther s so much potential and so much material to work with AND YET THERES LIKE NOTHING!!!!! *Rolls up my sleeves* gotta do everything myself in this damn house...