#garlic love

[typewriter83]

Measure with your heart 🫶🏻

the voices in my head tell me to quadruple the amount of garlic required for any recipe. and i listen

[definetelynotavampire]

Ranpoe yay

[pirateprincessjess]

I forgot how to have a conversation because I was so excited for garlic bread… I can never go back to Walmart

[aroaceloverofgarlicbread]

I've found my one true love

Whenever I see them, they brighten up my day and I become happy. I wanna be close to them and they're all I think about. I want them inside of me. I love them so much They're pieces of Garlic Bread. I'm talking about pieces of Garlic Bread.

[asexual-in-distress]

What food do you have asexual tension with?

[me-beef]

what do you think it was like when luna got back and cadance was just There cause this is how i think it went

and thanks @punkitt-is-here for being my muse and inspiring my very own shitty horse comic B)

i ran out of steam so i most likely won’t finish this but heres the third page that was supposed to go with it

[eat-love-eat]

Garlic Bread Pizza

[t00thpasteface]

the question that haunts me about hawkeye is how much of that is just how he really is and how much of that is stress behavior from being in one of the worst possible situations imaginable for a doctor to be in. like is that bird naturally that scraggly or is he so neurotic and stressed that he's ripping all his feathers out himself

[celesse]

Foraging lessons with Mom 🦊🌿🦊💕

[wispstalk]

I love TES vampires. some of them breathe and have heartbeats, some don't. when vampires are hungry they either get really weak or really strong. vampires are weak to sunlight, except some aren't. some look all dead and nasty, some look regular. the only unilateral statements about elder scrolls vampires are as follows:

they suck blood

they are NOT weakened by garlic, except for that one guy

it's so noncommittal I love it. i'm not complaining, i say this without a trace of sarcasm. it's great that the lore says: "can confirm there's vampires. beyond that, you're on your own. any kind of freaky-ass vampire you can think up probably exists, so, please, just... go nuts." well twist my arm

[lazylittledragon]

THERE'S GARLIC IN THE KITCHEN YOU'RE GONNA GIVE YOUR VAMPIRE AN ALLERGIC REACTION

if anything it's probably just like hayfever it's FINE

[satans-knitwear]

I did remember it was a Friday!!! So, fishnet.

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

High five to all the aros, aces, aroace, and anyone on those spectrums

[thecatspasta]

One of my favorite and most interesting thing about Jon is that he sorts peoples actions into Human and Monster

To him, the actions of monsters cannot be forgiven, as seen with Daisy, Helen and Jared

But along with that, the actions of humans always have an excuse, like Basira and his grandmother

The most prime example of this is with Jurgen where, prior to his meeting with him, he wrote Jurgen off as evil and when he did meet with him he dubbed Jurgen as just a spoiled confused child

And what makes this more interesting is how he perceives himself as a monster. He sees himself as unforgivable and monstrous, even when hes just doing what he needs to survive

He forgives people who hurt him, like his grandmother who neglected and obviously resented him and Basira, who threatened to kill him if he so much as stepped out of line, because they are human. They are people against a monster

The only time he doesnt blame himself for something is when he can blame another monster, like in mag 146, Threshold, where he blames the Web, another, different monster

And what makes his mentality so much more devastating is that many avatars, the monsters in his mind, are shown to not often be in complete control, whereas humans do have entire control

Avatars have to spread fear and hurt or they themself will die. In more explicit cases of lack of control Jon himself has stated he often doesnt realize what hes done until after its happened and Daisy becomes completely mindless by the end of the series to the point of only recognizing two things, a hunt and Basira (daisy also sorts people into monster and human, but thats because of hunt reasons)

Humans dont have these restrictions, humans are entirely free to do what they please, with the only con being they are significantly weaker than avatars

When Basira threatens him, she is doing it entirely through her own choice, whereas when Jon hunts statement givers he is doing it partly because hes forced into that position. But he will still forgive and rationalize Basiras actions while condemning and scrutinize his own, because she is the human and he is the monster

Anyways I like Jon he needs therapy

[definetelynotavampire]

omg for your sketch prompt

what if fyodor coming back to nikolai painting the nails on fyodor's detached arm

Fyodor looking for his arm

it's absolutely what it looks like TT