#gale reacts

[gale-gentlepenguin]

I just finished episode 6

I AM VERY CONFUSED

[jashonja]

That's how the meeting with Gale's ex was supposed to go... Had this idea for a while but this post by @naughtybg3confessions finally made me do it

[dragynkeep]

He was already worthy.

[maroonmused]

“spider-man 2 was robbed” “the game awards are rigged” and only yuri lowenthal was brave enough to raise the discussion of would peter parker and astarion explore each other’s bodies in their respective action adventure/rpg narratives

[iicaru2]

so you know how when redeemed durge rejects bhaal withers shows up and basically tells their dad to fuck off because thats his kid now. i have a lot of thoughts about the dark urge and all of them are emotionally devastating but anyway. do you guys think astarion saw that and felt some horrible kind of numb, resigned jealousy because years ago he desperately prayed to every one of the gods to free him from cazador and got no answer— then this bhaalspawn haunted by the narrative turns up and Fucking Jergal intervenes just to save their life and flips both ao and bhaal the bird at the same time. because ive been thinking about that ever since my durge run and i need to inflict that pain on everybody else now.

[galedekarios]

there is something to be said about l*rian removing the completely valid rp option for the player to retaliate against ast*rion's attack on the beach (luring you to help him under false pretenses and putting a dagger to your throat) early on in early access (iirc it was patch 2 or 3), while adding more options to kill gale when you meet him in the full release version of the game (dies by failing a roll, dies by durge gnawing off his hand, dies by leaving him in the portal, can be attacked after pulling him out of the portal).

gale, whose crime it is... to be in need of assistance and ask for help.

[wild-magic-oops]

Gale: *simply explains something that he has way more experience and knowledge about than the player character*

Some players who seem to have self-worth and insecurities issues and take offense at the very idea that someone else might be more knowledgeable or experienced in a subject than them: He talks so much and he's so condescending!

[rewritingcanon]

my sister and i just yapped for almost three hours and we were just talking about how genuinely weird people in fandom are surrounding characters who have explicit mental illness. like they can never ever be normal. there are characters who are romanticised and glamourised for their mental illness (eren. wanda. joker. kaneki. nico. almost any danganronpa/ddlc character). characters who are consistently ridiculed for their mental illness either because it simply isn’t getting taken seriously (reiner) or because no one takes the character seriously (armin). and there are the characters that get blatantly outright DESPISED for it (basil, harry potter, korra, gale, also eren etc etc). like yes im seeing a correlation but its still so astounding how selective people are about where they draw the line with mental illness and what traits they can accept.

[alienoresimagines]

Bucky, tired: Can you cut me some slack, Buck? I’m sort of in love. Buck: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Bucky, exasperated: I’m in love with you. Buck: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

[the-dormant-ocean]

Pov, you're talking with Gale but Astarion's cute aggression towards him kicked in:

[harriertail]

okay so the gale/striped era has to be after the first warrior code and before Darkstar's Law/SkyClan's exile from the forest

much to think about

Edit this is likely wrong from furher screenshots. The era may be pre Duststar and pre warrior code????

[lunian]

Oh boi

I'm never gonna be normal about this

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Against all of my instincts, I decided to continue for at least another episode, and they are actually having a f***ing funeral for him.

And Envy is Literally SINGING ON HIS GRAVE.

At least the character Writing is consistent. And its better than what they did with Masters of the Universe so far.

But, THIN FUCKING ICE

Finally starting the Scott Pilgrim Takes Off show.

It looks good and has amazing voice cast. I sure hope there are no unexpected twists or a Bait and Switch that would put a horrible taste in my mouth and ruin the experience of enjoying one of my favorite franchises like the last time Netflix did that to me.

[spacemonkeysalsa]

A friend sent me this fanart so we could both be happy, and it prompted a discussion, so here's the results of "reading a candy wrapper joke to your BG3 companion" as a writing prompt: Shadowheart: laughs hysterically and then laughs just as hard a day later when she tells the joke back to you

Lae'zel: "Please explain. Do the words come from the candy? Is it sentient?" also repeats the joke a day later, but to someone else and when she doesn't think you're listening

Gale: tries to one-up the candy and tell a funnier joke

Wyll: actually tells a funnier joke without trying

Karlach: exactly like Shadowheart but with a bit more snorting

Astarion: "I'm glad your candy amuses you." Secretly thinks its hilarious

Halsin: sighs more deeply than anyone has ever sighed

Jaheira: same as Halsin but with an additional comment about your similarities to one of her prepubescent children

Minsc: doesn't understand

Boo: spends a good twenty minutes trying to explain to Minsc

Minthara: Has permanently left your party*

*The Minthara caveat is that she obviously appreciates some puns, "it's a beautiful webbing" is proof of that, but she is doing this specifically for the comedy value. Basically, the same as Gale and Wyll, but she's better at it. Because she's truly the funniest person you know.

[sandskillart]

imagine playing chess in the wyrmway couldn't be me

[chaoticsorceress]

Gale getting worried when his Tav seemingly gets poofed out of existence by that djinni at the circus. He knows realistically that they've been teleported somewhere else and that he should have faith in their fighting abilities but he can't help but worry. Perhaps he's not used to being away from them for even just a little bit. Tav has NEVER left him at camp. He was always by their side. They've been inseparable even to the point of other companions making fun of them. So he worries and tries to figure out how to get to where Tav is and then suddenly-!

Tav reappears covered in blood and unharmed with new loot and a big smile on their face. Everyone is welcoming them back with laughs and smiles but Gale is just standing there a bit dazed.

Tav: Gale? Are you alright?

Gale: I am now that you've returned to me.

Cue gagging noises, eye rolls, and jokes from the others.

Tav gives him a hug and it grounds him.