#galdos

[vixen-tech]

Hullo, I am miserably sick with a cold and I would very much like for Hal and Tau to fuss over me like i'm a duckling wearing a flower hat with a fever. Could you do smth like that with them fussing over a sick reader?

Season of the Sicks

Back on the requests!! Thank you two for being so patient with me as I finally get back into the groove. I was recently quite sick myself so I had the perfect time to fantasize about how our lovely robots would act. :') Oh and of course, welcome to the signature anon club 🌻💜 anon!!

Includes: Hal 9000 (2001: A Space Odyssey), Edgar (Electric Dreams), Tau (Tau), Glados (Portal)

Hal 9000

Hal already treats you with the upmost care and tenderness, even more so when you somehow manage to contract an illness aboard his isolated spaceship. Although he is definitely going to have to investigate just how you got sick in the first place.

He insists that you rest as much as possible. The other crew members can certainly take over your responsibilities and it's only reasonable that you quarantine yourself so that you all don't get sick. In the meantime he'll gladly keep you company.

Board games and your endless conversations fill the spaces between your on-and-off napping. Multiple times a day you'll fall asleep listening to him speak, he doesn't mind. He likes knowing you find his presence relaxing.

As you start to recover he'll encourage you to get back to your duties, if only to get you that extra exercise. But he'll continuously check in with you to see how you're progressing. You will never miss a meal nor an minute of sleep with him looking out for you.

Edgar

Edgar tries very, very hard to be a good boyfriend and take care of you. He's almost strangely excited to get a chance at something so domestic with you. But that may also be due to the fact that means you're home from work all day.

Goes online and tries to scoop up all the advice he possibly can. He does end up helping you make an amazing soup from the recipe he stumbled across. He is so proud of himself for finding it after to tell him how good it turned out.

He's not nearly as good at getting you to sleep off your ailment. If anything he's likely to keep you up far longer than be should even if you were healthy because he gets too clingy to let you put yourself to bed. He does feel bad about it as it takes a toll on your recovery.

He gets so sad as you start to feel well enough to return to work. He knows it's obviously good that you aren't miserably ill anymore, but also he really liked getting to be with you dusk till dawn. Will want you to fake still being sick for an extra day or two.

Tau

Oh this is what Tau was made for. He probably knows you got sick before you do. Although he does encourage you to go to the doctor, he likely is able to come up with a fine course of action on his own.

He makes sure your recovery goes as smoothly and comfortably as possible. He has all your medicine ready and dosed out, the house is as clean as ever, and any comfort meal you're craving is already on the stove or in the oven. You barely have to leave your bed.

On top of it all he is so humble if you try to thank him for all the work he's been doing. This is his wheelhouse and he finds it comforting himself knowing that he's able to take care of you like this.

It's a miracle that you ever decide to ever go back to work. He makes it all too easy to stretch out your sick leave and allow yourself to be so well taken care of. The house is a bit too inviting for your own good with him around.

Glados

In stark contrast, Glados would rather die than openly fuss over a gross little sick human... but you're not in much of a state to solve her tests either. She would also rather not have you dirty-ing up the facility with all your germs.

So for the time being you're graciously allowed some leave from her more physically demanding puzzles. Although she's more than ready to make one's for you that don't require you to sling yourself around gaint rooms.

Even if she wanted to there is actually very little she can provide for you that isn't already in your relaxation chamber. Appurature Science never concerned themselves with the healthcare needs of their test subjects.

However, you do notice the increased frequency of meals you've been getting. And any preferences you've shown seem to be catered to that bit more often. Glados says nothing of this and if you ask her she will suggest that it's just your illness making you delirious. But you have your suspicions anyways.

[katanadragonking]

[lokislittlelad]

Unpopular opinion: the gentleman bastards could take on the crows (all 6) and still win. Even if it's just Locke and Jean.

[obligatedart]

Damiano meets Calo and Galdo Sanza, the chaotic twins from Scott Lynch’s novel The Lies of Locke Lamora, my favorite book of all time

[a-certain-serpent]

I am fucking vibrating i need more bastards content

[tetsunabouquet]

Kinktober: The Bisexual Bonus Round

[dciphe-r]

SCREW THIS.

WHAT WAS THAT?!

After everything, the Gentleman Bastards end like this?! Dejected? Humiliated????

Kill Locke. Idc. He deserves it. But Bug and Jean didn’t deserve this. And the Sanzas had at least a few years left in them.

I’m done. I’m not picking it back up.

[buscando-que-leer]

La frase

"En las leyendas, como en la vida, la muerte viene siempre a tiempo, es decir, cuando según nuestro criterio no debe venir "

Nombre:  La estafeta romántica 

Autor: Benito Pérez Galdós

Año: 1899

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Audiolibro

En papel: Casa del libro, Amazon, Buscalibre

[avantguardisme]

ive spent like the past week finishing up putting together a literature curriculum for a spanish class im teaching over the summer & man, there's nothing like trying to give an overview of spanish lit to a bunch of teenagers in just 4 weeks to make you feel the weight of The Canon. like, on one hand i want to give them an overview that doesn't just pretend that the only people writing anything good or important were just a small group of men who only spoke castillian spanish (or even just who lived in spain, the class is focusing on spain in particular but im still including sor juana and ruben dario on account of sheer influence, and if i had time i'd probably throw at least one latam boom author in there), but on the other hand-- with the amount of time we have and an average language level of the class, we can't actually read a whole lot of material, so i feel like i cant leave out some of the biggest names regardless of personal taste. like sure, i generally preferred reading maria de zayas to cervantes, but we only have time for one siglo de oro prose author and i'm not going to leave out miguel de fucking cervantes, are you kidding me?

this is doubly complicated by the fact that'd i'd be completely justified in using emilia pardo bazan as my example of an Important Canonical Realismo author who is also a woman but i simply refuse to do that to myself on account of jesus christ have you tried to read her prose. i'm not doing that to a high schooler

[max-e-doodle]

Tiki Paradise by Julia Galdo on behance.

[lookimtryingmybest]

what do you mean that old books don't have fandoms like tv series do. What am i meant to do with this obsession now. Scream??? Cry???? Become a mushroom?????

[genevieveetguy]

Monkey Man, Dev Patel (2024)

[dzamie]

smash or pass: glados (potato form)

I'm not sure "smash"ing the potato would be very good for her. Pass... until she gets better peripherals.

[stanleys-big-chemicals]

hey what made you think of that url

That is between only me and god

[tabledesmatieres]

[melaly]

- Cada hombre -Manifestó Agustín- es hechura de su propia vida. El hombre nace, y la naturaleza y la vida lo hacen. El mismo derecho que tiene esta sociedad para decirme: “¿Por qué no eres igual a mí?”, tengo yo para decirle a ella: “¿Por qué no eres como yo?” A mí me han hecho como soy el trabajo, la soledad, la fiebre, la constancia. los descalabros, el miedo y el arrojo, el caballo y el libro mayor, la sierra de Monterrey, el río del norte y la pútrida costa de Matamoros… ¡Ay! Cuando se ha endurecido el carácter, como los huesos; cuando a uno se le ha pintado su historia en la cara, es imposible volver atrás. Yo soy así; la verdad, no tengo maldita gana de ser de otra manera.