#Calo sanza

[lokislittlelad]

Unpopular opinion: the gentleman bastards could take on the crows (all 6) and still win. Even if it's just Locke and Jean.

[jira-chii]

I reread the Lies of Locke Lamora while on holiday recently!

Here is Nazca making sure her pezon pays his taxes 💰

And here are some fake initiates of Perelandro stealing a corpse 💀

[obligatedart]

Damiano meets Calo and Galdo Sanza, the chaotic twins from Scott Lynch’s novel The Lies of Locke Lamora, my favorite book of all time

[a-certain-serpent]

I am fucking vibrating i need more bastards content

[dciphe-r]

SCREW THIS.

WHAT WAS THAT?!

After everything, the Gentleman Bastards end like this?! Dejected? Humiliated????

Kill Locke. Idc. He deserves it. But Bug and Jean didn’t deserve this. And the Sanzas had at least a few years left in them.

I’m done. I’m not picking it back up.

[thethornofcamorr]

I still get mad whenever I think about Calo Galdo and Bug

[sarahlizziewrites]

Reading The Lies of Locke Lamora and I am taking notes about the phenomenal character descriptions:

Calo had dark liquor-coloured skin and hair like an inky slice of night; the tautness of the flesh around his dark eyes was broken only by a fine network of laugh lines (though anyone who knew the Sanza twins would more readily describe them as mischief lines). An improbably sharp and hooked nose preceded his good looks like a dagger held at guard position.

Conté was a sun-wrinkled man of middle years with the waistline of a professional dancer and the arms of a professional oarsman.

[keirametzbrassknuckles]

Having feelings about Calo and Galdo Sanza this evening

[alystar00]

Father Chains: Do you think I like being mother hen to all of you?!

Locke:

Jean:

Calo:

Galdo:

Bug:

Father Chains: Fine. I do. It's like crack to me.

[just-a-mouse]

Some young Gentleman Bastards sketches

[paunchsalazar]

more Lies of Locke Lamora/Gentleman Bastards sketches

[booksandaxes]

How every plot goes:

Locke: "There are only four rules you need to remember: Make the plan, execute the plan—"

Jean, cutting in: "—Expect the plan to go off the raaaails..."

Locke, not missing a beat: "Throw away the plan."

[spooky-lestibournes]

The Lies Mediocre Vines of Locke Lamora

[gentlememe-bastards]

Locke: ARE YOU-

Calo: Fucking

Locke: -KIDDING ME??

Jean: ...what was that?

Galdo: Chains banned Locke from swearing, so we volunteered to help him out

[skyofdarkmatter42]

I love that Chains sent the gang to Espara 3/5 virgins and got back 0/5 virgins like he really went i can't deal with your hormones please leave and come back after you got laid

[bellewithabook]

I would sell my left tit for a release date for Thorn of Emberlain