#Galdo Sanza

[lokislittlelad]

Unpopular opinion: the gentleman bastards could take on the crows (all 6) and still win. Even if it's just Locke and Jean.

[obligatedart]

Damiano meets Calo and Galdo Sanza, the chaotic twins from Scott Lynch’s novel The Lies of Locke Lamora, my favorite book of all time

[a-certain-serpent]

I am fucking vibrating i need more bastards content

[dciphe-r]

SCREW THIS.

WHAT WAS THAT?!

After everything, the Gentleman Bastards end like this?! Dejected? Humiliated????

Kill Locke. Idc. He deserves it. But Bug and Jean didn’t deserve this. And the Sanzas had at least a few years left in them.

I’m done. I’m not picking it back up.

[thethornofcamorr]

I still get mad whenever I think about Calo Galdo and Bug

[keirametzbrassknuckles]

Having feelings about Calo and Galdo Sanza this evening

[alystar00]

Father Chains: Do you think I like being mother hen to all of you?!

Locke:

Jean:

Calo:

Galdo:

Bug:

Father Chains: Fine. I do. It's like crack to me.

[just-a-mouse]

Some young Gentleman Bastards sketches

[paunchsalazar]

more Lies of Locke Lamora/Gentleman Bastards sketches

[booksandaxes]

How every plot goes:

Locke: "There are only four rules you need to remember: Make the plan, execute the plan—"

Jean, cutting in: "—Expect the plan to go off the raaaails..."

Locke, not missing a beat: "Throw away the plan."

[spooky-lestibournes]

The Lies Mediocre Vines of Locke Lamora

[gentlememe-bastards]

Locke: ARE YOU-

Calo: Fucking

Locke: -KIDDING ME??

Jean: ...what was that?

Galdo: Chains banned Locke from swearing, so we volunteered to help him out

[skyofdarkmatter42]

I love that Chains sent the gang to Espara 3/5 virgins and got back 0/5 virgins like he really went i can't deal with your hormones please leave and come back after you got laid

[bellewithabook]

I would sell my left tit for a release date for Thorn of Emberlain

[random-jot]

The Lies Of Locke Lamora | Book Review

Ayy, I did a review for The Lies Of Locke Lamora (and general Gentleman Bastard Sequence) on my youtube channel. If peeps wanna watch it, give it a little like/sub/share etc. that'd be pretty cool ^_^

[blue-cookie-for-percy]

The ritual continued. Nazca next, then Jean, then Tesso, then Sabetha. There was a general murmur of appreciation when she revealed her offering of stolen truncheons. After that, things went smoothly until one of the Sanzas was beckoned forth, and they stepped up to the alter together.

"One at a time, boys," said Chains.

"We're doing it together," said Calo.

"We figure the Crooked Warden wouldn't want us any other way," said Calo. The twins joined hands.