call me Sky. she/they, currently obsessed with cosmere, McElroys, discworld, tma. thanks for brotherhoot for letting me use this very very good picture as a header
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i keep trying to reread wyrd sisters but i can't get further than this cause every time i see it i have to turn my phone off and close my eyes for twenty minutes.....this is SO funny. you just know there's a little recipe book in goodie maysherestinpeace whemper's old cottage with an entry that says RECIPE FOR HOT LEAD BONES: step one you get some lead step two you put it in their bones
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I need to touch grass but I need to do it at the toxic waste zone
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I'm sO FUNNY
#the brothers karamazov#Dmitry fyodorovich karamazov#fyodor dostoevsky#most of it is actually from the book a combo of his pitchs to samsonov and khoklakova#but ive put it through google translate to get that spam magic
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I CANT BREATH I'm laughing so hard Dmitry fyodorovich asking you for money spam email
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From this guy
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Lightsong the Bold
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is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?
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Frosty sunrise on Ještěd, Beskydy, Czech Republic… 📷Filip Martínek
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