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Why be original when you can just redraw memes? :)

Alternate version under the cut.

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Harry Du Bois is a detective who metaphorically can-opens people

Tereesz Machejek is a detective who much less metaphorically can-opens people

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Pjõl two-sided acrylic charms. I’m gonna sell them in my country

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Audience member: "Hey John, can you play “Going to Maine”?" John: "No." *Audience laughing*

John: "We’re gonna play a new song again, if that's cool with you. Alright. Thank you. This song is a true story. *laughing* That’s the saddest thing about it. I hope that if you should happen, and if you do, don’t let anybody tell you not to but uh… If you should happen to be having the sort of year I was having when I was seventeen, you may feel free to sing along with the chorus, nobody’s gonna hold it against you. Uh, I know that twice that uh, I *to Peter Hughes* can I out you? This is Peter’s favorite of the new songs I think precisely because of the chorus. *laughs* It’s called “This Year”."

[The first time "This Year" was played live]

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He’s so pretty… I want him to be grievously injured

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He’s so pretty… I want him to be grievously injured

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He’s so pretty… I want him to be grievously injured

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What's my type? Well🤭🤭I really like. Yknow.. potato colored hair and uhhhhh eyes that are kind of like. 🥰🥰randomly colored😍😍😍

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“I’m making you into a cretin, ya feelin’ it??"

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easy there, tiger / it's a meat grinder

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me and who

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Vivienne Westwood

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FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

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the comments on the naming of 2025 yt video are killing me though ngl