#g&c incorrect quotes

[welcome-to-the-nunyverse]

Parker: What are you doing for the rest of the day?

Bree: Stressing out

Parker: What about something more relaxing?

Bree: Like stressing out while lying in bed? I guess I could do that

[theeyoungalabastor]

Random midnight quotes with the family

Me: Because I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Stepdad: Still a tool

Me: *forgot to put water into ramen noodles and burns the shit out of them*

Stepdad: A very useless tool

Me: At this point I'm not really even a tool, I'm just that one random cord no one knows what it goes to.

[ena-incorrect-quotes]

Kerosene: Someone’s going to die.

Moridux: I hope you mean "of fun."

Kerosene: Well, it’ll be fun for me.

[illadvisedselfships]

Cruella trynna get rid of all the men 😅

[victorianbatman]

More ATLA/LOK Incorrect quotes

GN reader, unless stated otherwise

Bolin, propping his feet on the table: So, I heard you like bad boys?

Y/n: What? No.

Bolin, taking his feet off the table: Oh thank God, that felt terrible.

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Lin: Whats this?

Y/n, hugging her: Affection.

Lin: Disgusting.

Lin:…

Lin: Do it again.

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Bolin: Wow, your legs look amazing in those pants!

Y/n: You should see me without them.

Bolin: Without.. legs?

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Sokka: What did you make for Y/n?

Zuko, staring at the burnt food: Regret.

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Korra, holding kettle: Coffee or tea?

Y/n: Tea.

Korra: Wrong! Its coffee.

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Bolin, talking about y/n: My crush isn’t picking up on any of my hints.

Mako: What hints have you given them?

Bolin: I think about them.. a lot.

Bolin: And sometimes I think about talking to them.

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Y/n: Mako?

Mako: What?

Y/n: Are you asleep?

Mako: Who the fuck did you think said ‘what’?

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Y/n, waking up: Am I dead?

[Sees Asami next to them]

Y/n: Is this heaven?

Korra, bangs on door: Open up, fuckers its me Korra

Y/n, tearing up: I always knew I’d end up in hell.

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Lin: Having trouble figuring out who knows Korra the best?

Asami: Its me!

Bolin: Its me!

Mako: Its me!

Y/n:..

Y/n: It’s probably not me.

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Y/n: Time for plan G.

Mako: Wait- don’t you mean plan B?

Y/n: No we did plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over C because of some technical difficulties.

Asami: What about plan D?

Y/n: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Bolin: And plan E?

Y/n: Im hoping not to use it, I die in plan E.

Korra: I like plan E.

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Y/n: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them?

Mako: Well, what do you do?

Y/n: I die? Pfft- What kinda question..

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Y/n: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and it died.

Y/n: Then I started thinking. It was just trying to get food.

Y/n: Like, what if I went to the fridge to get something to eat and it slammed the door on me and broke my neck?

Y/n: Howw would I feel?

Mako: Are you ok?

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Bolin: What does ‘take out’ mean?

Mako: Food.

Asami: Dating.

Korra: Murder.

Y/n: IT COULD MEAN ALL THREE IF YOURE NOT A FUCKING COWARD!

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Korra: You’re a little obsessed with yourself aren’t you?

Y/n: Well if im not who else is gonna be?

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[Y/n, throws bread at turtleducks]

Y/n: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble, I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.

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Y/n: You’re the love of my life, I’d do anything for you.

Asami: I want you to take care of yourself and get enough sleep.

Y/n: Absolutely not.

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Asami: My boyfriend is too tall to kiss, what should I do?

Korra: Punch him in the gut, then when he leans down kiss him.

Bolin: Tackle him

Y/n: Dump him, be with me.

Lin, passing by: Kick him in the shin.

Mako: Please don’t do any of those.

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[Korra, sneaks into house at 2 am]

Mako, turns in swivel chair: Care to explain where you were?

Korra: Uhh.. I was out with Y/n.

Y/n, also turns around in another swivel chair: Care to- [chair wont stop turning] Mako- I cant stop the chair-

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Bolin, after making Y/n mad: You wont hit me, I have witnesses.

Y/n: Mako. Asami. Turn around.

[Both Mako and Asmai turn around]

Bolin, scared: M-Mako? Asami?

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Y/n: So whats Zukos type?

Sokka: Y/c eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humour, turtleduck lover.

Y/n: Damn, sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends though.

Sokka: Did I mention oblivious?

Y/n: Yeah why?

Sokka: Just making sure.

[givetomurasomechapstick]

(LoV) Incorrect quotes

Just thought it be funny. (Also has baby/child reader)

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Toga: Hey Dabi, check out this funny .GIF I found! Dabi: It’s pronounced “jif”. Toga: Huh? Dabi: “Dot jif”, like the peanut butter. The creator said so. Toga: That’s dumb, it’s Graphics Interchange Format. Dabi: The P in .JPEG stands for “photographic”, but I bet you don’t say “J-pheg”. Toga: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”, that’s totally different! Dabi: It’s exactly the same. Toga: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”. Dabi: Gentrification. Toga: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco. Dabi: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “skuh-bah” (scuba) or “lah-seer” (laser). Toga: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-pej”! Toga: …Wait, “laser” is an acronym? Dabi: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Toga: Huh. Didn’t know that. Dabi: You’re still wrong, though. Toga: You just hate me because I’m right. Dabi: I just hate you in general. Toga: You mean in “geh-neral”? Dabi: Ugh, I’m “joing” to kill you!

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Tomura: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Dabi: *crouches down* Toga: *kneels down* (Y/N): *sits on the floor* Tomura: Tomura: I hate all of you.

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Spinner: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked. Dabi: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right? Tomura: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time. (Y/N): No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy! Tomura: ...put it away.

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Toga: How do you connect with a fictional character? Dabi: What? (Y/N): What? Tomura: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

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Spinner: You’re too later, Superdorks! You'll never stop me now! (Y/N): That’s where you’re wrong, evildoer! We WILL stop you, with the powers of: Toga: Friendship! Twice: Harmony! Tomura:Incredible violence. (Y/N): And love!

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Dabi: Time for plan G. Tomura: Don’t you mean plan B? Dabi: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Toga: What about plan D? Dabi: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. (Y/N): What about plan E? Dabi: I’m hoping not to use it. Compress dies in plan E. Compress: *OOC screeching*

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Dabi: Where's (Y/N), Spinner, Twice, and Toga? Tomura: They're playing hide and seek. Dabi: Where? Tomura: I don't think you get how this game works.

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(Y/N): You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Spinner: Several traffic violations. Dabi: Three counts of resisting arrest. Tomura: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Toga: Also, that’s not our van.

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Compress: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Spinner, exasperated: WHY?!? Spinner points at Magne: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A VAN! Spinner points at (Y/N): YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK! Spinner points at Twice: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! Spinner: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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Twice: We have fun, don’t we, Shigaraki? Tomura: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Toga: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, (Y/N). Except you! (Y/N): But Toga, I think you're suspicious! Toga: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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(Y/N): What’s it like being tall? (Y/N): Is it nice? (Y/N): Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Spinner: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want. Toga: It was one time!

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Spinner: Oh (Y/N), we have a visitor! (Y/N): Don't tell me it's Dabi. Spinner: It's Dabi.

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Spinner: Good night. (Y/N): Sleep tight. Dabi: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. Tomura: Great, now (Y/N)'s crying.

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Tomura: What's this? (Y/N), hugging Shigaraki: Affection! Tomura: Disgusting. Tomura: ...Do it again.

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Kurogiri, filming: So, are you two friends? (Y/N): Yes. Tomura: No.

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Toga: You tricked me! Compress: I deceived you. ‘Trick’ makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.

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[incarnadin3]

Obey Me! Incorrect quotes pt. 4

MC: I put the pun in punishment. Lucifer: I put the top in unstoppable. Diavolo: I put the cute in execute. Barbatos: I put the sexy in dyslexia. Simeon: I put the ass in class. Solomon: I put the D in MC.

MC: Time for plan G. Lucifer: Don’t you mean plan B? MC: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Mammon: What about plan D? MC: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Asmodeous: What about plan E? MC: I’m hoping not to use it. Lucifer dies in plan E. Belphegor and Satan, in unison: I like plan E.

Lucifer: I don’t do relationships. MC: *exists* Lucifer: Shit.

Belphegor: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me. MC: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu Belphegor: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that? MC: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH

MC: I saw the most beautiful person outside today. Asmodeous: That’s impossible, I have been inside all day.

Asmodeous: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' MC: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way. Found that out the hard way.

Belphegor: *sighs* Satan: You bored? Belphegor: Yeah. Satan: Wanna start drama for no reason? Belphegor: Thought you'd never ask!

MC: Think about this, Lucifer! I'm your hottest friend! MC: No- Asmodeous... MC: I'm your nicest friend! MC: No- Beelzebub... MC: I'm your friend!

[forgetminot]

Incorrect Quotes Resident Evil Edition Pt.2

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Chris: "Time for plan G."

Leon: "Don’t you mean plan B?"

Chris: "No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties."

Jill: "What about plan D?"

Chris: "Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago."

Claire: "What about plan E?"

Chris: "I’m hoping not to use it. Y/n dies in plan E..."

Y/n: "I like plan E!"

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Claire: "What do you guys do to help yourself when you're stressed?"

Jill: "Deep breaths to try to calm myself down."

Y/n: "Eat. Sleep."

Leon: "Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out."

Chris: "I don't."

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Jill: "Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to say to friends, like-"

Jill, to Claire: "Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual."

Y/n, to Chris: "Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire."

Leon: "There are two types of people."

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Jill: "How do you connect with a fictional character?"

Chris: "What?"

Claire: "What?"

Leon: "What?"

Y/n: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* "I'm so glad you asked."

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[what-we-do-in-santa-carla]

Lost Boys Incorrect Quotes

Star: Croissants: dropped Dwayne: Road: works ahead Paul: BBQ sauce: on my titties Marko: Shavacado: fre Michael: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead David: David, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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David: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Dwayne: >:O language Marko: Yeah watch your fucking language Paul: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MARKO THE FUCK WORD? Michael: 'The fuck word'. Star: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Paul: Oh my god she censored it Michael: Say fuck, Star. Paul: Do it, Star. Say fuck.

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David: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Dwayne: Nope, absolutely not. Paul: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Marko: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Michael: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Star: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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David: We need to distract these guys Dwayne: Leave it to me Dwayne: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Paul, Marko, and Michael: *Immediately begin arguing* Star, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* David: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Dwayne: ...I did. I broke it. David: No. No you didn't. Paul? Paul: Don't look at me. Look at Marko. Marko: What?! I didn't break it. Paul: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Marko: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Paul: Suspicious. Marko: No, it's not! Michael: If it matters, probably not, but Star was the last one to use it. Star: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Michael: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Star: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Michael! Dwayne: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, David. David: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Michael: David... Paul's been awfully quiet. Paul: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* David, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. David: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. David: David: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Michael: Time for plan G. Sam: Don’t you mean plan B? Michael: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Edgar: What about plan D? Michael: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Alan: What about plan E? Michael: I’m hoping not to use it. David dies in plan E. Star: I like plan E.

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Star: Michael... How do I begin to explain Michael? Marko: Michael is flawless. Paul: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000. Dwayne: I hear he does car commercials... in Japan. David: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.

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Michael, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. Paul: Hey. Dwayne: Hi. David: Hello. Star: Hey! Michael: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Marko: We were out of Doritos.

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David , negotiating with Sam: We have your brother. Give us ten thousand dollars and he'll will be returned to you unharmed Michael: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars? David : Star, in the distance: MAKE IT ONE MILLION– David : STAR STOP

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Marko: What time is it? Paul: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Paul: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Star: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Paul: It’s 2 am

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Sam: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? David: The car takes a screenshot. Michael: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Marko: I trust Paul. Dwayne: You think he knows what he's doing? Marko: I wouldn't go that far.

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Star: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. David: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Michael isn’t

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Marko: HELP! I TOLD DWAYNE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Paul, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Alan: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Alan and Edgar, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Sam: Our turn, Laddie! One, two, three- vanilla! Laddie, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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David: Tonight, one of you will betray us. Dwayne: Is it me, David? David: No, it’s not you. Paul: Is it me, David? David: It’s not you either. Michael: Is it me, David? David: David, mockingly: Is IT mE dAvID?

[bi-panicatthedisco]

Random incorrect twst first-year quotes I saved

Deuce: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!

Ace: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!

Yuu: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!

Jack: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!

Sebek : Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!

Epel: Throw a brick at someone to kill them!

Yuu: Time for plan G.

Jack: Don’t you mean plan B?

Yuu: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Epel: What about plan D?

Yuu: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Sebek : What about plan E?

Yuu: I’m hoping not to use it. Deuce dies in plan E.

Ace: I like plan E.

*when the Squad drops food*

Deuce: Eh, oh well.

Epel: FIVE-SECOND RULE!

Ace: FUCK!

Jack: *just gets more food*

Yuu: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*

Sebek : *eats the food off the ground*

*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Sebek, Jack, and Deuce: *spinning a little and talking*

Epel, Ace, and Yuu: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

Epel: The floor is lava!

Jack: *helps Sebek onto the counter*

Ace: *kicks Deuce off the sofa*

Yuu: *lays on the floor*

Epel: ...Are you okay?

Yuu: No.

Jack: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Yuu, watching Sebek screaming, Ace trying to set a sleeping Deuce on fire, and Epel choking on air: I don't know either.

Deuce: We need to distract these guys

Ortho: Leave it to me

Ortho: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Yuu, Ace, and Epel: *Immediately begin arguing*

Jack, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

'Can I copy the homework?'

Ortho: I can help you with it!

Deuce: Yeah, sure.

Yuu: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Ace: lol nope.

Epel: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Jack: *Read 5:55pm*

Yuu: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Ortho: >:O language

Deuce: Yeah watch your fucking language

Epel: OKAY WHO TAUGHT DEUCE THE FUCK WORD?

Ace: 'The fuck word'.

Sebek: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Deuce: Oh my god they censored it

Epel: Say fuck, Sebek.

Ace: Do it, Sebek. Say fuck.

Yuu: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!

Jack: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Deuce: More or less, I guess...

Ortho: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Epel: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

Ace: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

Yuu, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Ace: Hey.

Deuce: Hi.

Jack: Hello.

Ortho: Hey!

Yuu: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Epel: We were out of Doritos.

Ortho: Hewwo.

Ace: Hihiiiiii!

Sebek: Greetings, Humans.

Jack: Three kinds of people.

Deuce: I want pudding.

Jack: Four kinds of people.

Yuu: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

Jack: Five kinds of people.

Yuu: Would you slap Deuce-

Ace: Yes.

Yuu: I didn't even finish!

Ace: Sorry, continue.

Yuu: Would you slap Deuce for 10 dollars?

Ace: I would do it for free.

Deuce: Rude...

Epel: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!

Epel: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

Grim: Tomorrow’s the Cooking Contest. Yuu always tells me one thing every year. They say, “You might win if you’d stop eating your entry!” But how would I know whether it’s an award-winning dish without tasting it first? This may be a problem humanity will have to grapple with for eternity…

Ace: It’s funny how well you and Sebek get along. Didn’t they hate you at first?

Yuu: Sebek hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.

Deuce: Where's Epel?

Yuu: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Yuu, shouting: Jack sucks!

Epel , distantly: Jack is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Yuu: Found them.

Yuu: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Grim : Mine just says "Grim no."

Yuu: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Yuu: I have an idea.

Jack: A good idea?

Yuu: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Ortho: You believe me?

Yuu: Ortho, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Yuu: I give up. I am so tired.

Ace: Get the emergency supply!

Ortho: *carries Grim and places them in front of Yuu*

Grim: *smiles*

Yuu: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

[00kara00]

TW Incorrect Quote #32

Crewel: Time for plan G. Vargas: Don’t you mean plan B? Crewel: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Sam: What about plan D? Crewel: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Trein: What about plan E? Crewel: I’m hoping not to use it. Crowley dies in plan E. MC: I like plan E.

[welcome-to-the-nunyverse]

Bree: Mellie’s chapstick tastes nice

Beverly: You two finally kissed?!

Bree: What? No! I respect Mellie’s personal bubble

Mellie, dejectedly: She ate it

[mayflora-18]

Incorrect CoD Quotes #15

Sherlock: Unlike some people, I'm a very mature person. I apologize when I'm wrong. Gaz: But I've never heard you apologize??? Sherlock: Are you saying there's times when I'm wrong? ---- Price: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemons... Roach: Put them in a face mask. Soap: Use them in a battery. Gaz: Throw them at people. Ghost: Squirt the juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet. Price: ...make lemonade, guys. The answer was lemonade. ---- Soap: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Gaz: What? Soap: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Gaz: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"? ---- Graves: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game. Soap and Ghost, nodding: Knife Monopoly. Graves: Graves: I was actually gonna hunt you down for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck Knife Monopoly is. ---- Alejandro: I wish we could block people in real life. Rudy: Restraining order. Valeria: Murder. ---- Gaz: Truth or dare? Roach: Truth. Gaz: How many hours of sleep have you gotten in the past week? Roach: Dare. Gaz: Go to sleep. Roach: I no longer enjoy this game. ---- (CW: suggestive) Sherlock: The food is too cute, I can't eat it! Price: Gaz: Nikolai: Ghost: Soap: Roach: You're cute, but I'd still eat y- Laswell: ONE DINNER. Farah: *sighs* Here we go again... Laswell: ONE NORMAL DINNER, THAT'S ALL I ASK! ---- Sherlock: Time for plan G. Nikolai: Don't you mean plan B? Sherlock: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Krueger: What about plan D? Sherlock: Plan D was that desperate attempt half an hour ago. Farah: What about plan E? Sherlock: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E. Nikolai: I don't like plan E. ---- Ghost: Why are you standing on the sofa? Soap: I wanted to see what would happen if I taped a knife to a Roomba. Ghost: Okay... and? Soap: I went to put the tape away and when I turned back around it was gone. I haven't seen it since. (Five minutes later) Gaz: Why are you both standing on the couch? Ghost: RUN AWAY GAZ, RUN AWAY! IT'S OUT FOR BLOOD! ---- [Soap and Graves texting] Graves: where are you Soap: turn around Soap: no the other way Soap: wrong way again Graves: soap where exactly are you?? Soap: at home, but the thought of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me ---- Price: Do you seriously think you're above the rules? Soap: The stupid ones, yeah. Ghost: If you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they're not stupid. This isn't a difficult concept to grasp. ---- Farah: Never have I ever... been grounded by my parents. Gaz, exasperated: Every time. She makes orphan jokes every time and she always wins. Alex, horrified: I- ---- Roach: I like your dress. Sherlock: Thanks, it was 50% off. Roach: I'd like it 100% off. Sherlock: Sherlock: The store can't just give out free stuff. Roach: That's not what I- Sherlock: That's a terrible way to run a business, Gary. ---- Soap: *is carrying all the groceries* Ghost: *holds out hand to help* Soap: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Ghost's hand* ---- Sherlock: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Sherlock: And I started thinking... Sherlock: Like it was just trying to get food. Sherlock: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck. Sherlock: How would I feel? Krueger: Are you okay? ---- Price: Are you sure you're alright? Ghost, crying: Yeah, i-it's these onions. Price: Ghost: Price: Those are potatoes. ----

[starsforbuckley]

INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE

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Chimney: Time for plan G.

Eddie: Don’t you mean plan B?

Chimney: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Hen: What about plan D?

Chimney: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Buck: What about plan E?

Chimney: I’m hoping not to use it. Ravi dies in plan E.

Buck: I like plan E.

Ravi: I DON'T!

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• fandom: 9-1-1

[yellowgreendinno]

Crack incorrect quotes

Augustus: Hey how old are you? Mereoleona: Fifteen Augustus: Oh haha you're still a baby, I'm eighteen. Mereoleona: OH SORRY PREHISTORIC FOSILE, WITNESSER OF DINOSAURS, SON OF TUTANKHAMUN! ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Yami: Hold on- you DIED! Fuegoleon: Well it didn't stick. ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Charlotte: time for plan G. Jack: Don't you mean plan B? Carlotte: No, we passed plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Dorothy: What about plan D? Charlotte: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Fuegoleon: What about plan E? Charlotte: I'm hoping not to use it. Yami dies in plan E. Nozel: I like plan E ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Julius: You call it a near death experience. Julius: I call it a vibe check from God. Marx: [eye twitches] ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Leopold: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Fuegoleon: Leo, no. Mereoleona: Mistlefoe. Fuegoleon: Please stop encouraging him. ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Solid: Help I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him? Noelle: You did WHAT- Nebra: William Snakespeare. ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Vanica: I invited you to the woods because I crave the most dangerous game. Nebra and Nozel: [nodding] knife monopoly. Vanica: Vanica: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport, but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is. ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾

[patatasyqueso]

Part 4 of incorrect quotes about MID!

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Asch:Time for plan G

Ava:Don't you mean plan B?

Asch:No we tried plan B a long time ago.I had to skip plan C due to technical difficulties.

Ava:What about plan D

Rhys:Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt we did half an hour ago.

Ava:What about plan E?

Noi :I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

Leif:I like plan E.