#g&c incorrect quotes

[welcome-to-the-nunyverse]

May: *typing in her passcode into her phone* August: *looking over her shoulder* Why did you use my birthday as your passcode? May: August... May: We're twins

[theeyoungalabastor]

Random midnight quotes with the family

Me: Because I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Stepdad: Still a tool

Me: *forgot to put water into ramen noodles and burns the shit out of them*

Stepdad: A very useless tool

Me: At this point I'm not really even a tool, I'm just that one random cord no one knows what it goes to.

[ena-incorrect-quotes]

Kerosene: Someone’s going to die.

Moridux: I hope you mean "of fun."

Kerosene: Well, it’ll be fun for me.

[illadvisedselfships]

Cruella trynna get rid of all the men 😅

[victorianbatman]

More ATLA/LOK Incorrect quotes

GN reader, unless stated otherwise

Bolin, propping his feet on the table: So, I heard you like bad boys?

Y/n: What? No.

Bolin, taking his feet off the table: Oh thank God, that felt terrible.

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Lin: Whats this?

Y/n, hugging her: Affection.

Lin: Disgusting.

Lin:…

Lin: Do it again.

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Bolin: Wow, your legs look amazing in those pants!

Y/n: You should see me without them.

Bolin: Without.. legs?

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Sokka: What did you make for Y/n?

Zuko, staring at the burnt food: Regret.

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Korra, holding kettle: Coffee or tea?

Y/n: Tea.

Korra: Wrong! Its coffee.

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Bolin, talking about y/n: My crush isn’t picking up on any of my hints.

Mako: What hints have you given them?

Bolin: I think about them.. a lot.

Bolin: And sometimes I think about talking to them.

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Y/n: Mako?

Mako: What?

Y/n: Are you asleep?

Mako: Who the fuck did you think said ‘what’?

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Y/n, waking up: Am I dead?

[Sees Asami next to them]

Y/n: Is this heaven?

Korra, bangs on door: Open up, fuckers its me Korra

Y/n, tearing up: I always knew I’d end up in hell.

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Lin: Having trouble figuring out who knows Korra the best?

Asami: Its me!

Bolin: Its me!

Mako: Its me!

Y/n:..

Y/n: It’s probably not me.

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Y/n: Time for plan G.

Mako: Wait- don’t you mean plan B?

Y/n: No we did plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over C because of some technical difficulties.

Asami: What about plan D?

Y/n: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Bolin: And plan E?

Y/n: Im hoping not to use it, I die in plan E.

Korra: I like plan E.

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Y/n: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them?

Mako: Well, what do you do?

Y/n: I die? Pfft- What kinda question..

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Y/n: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and it died.

Y/n: Then I started thinking. It was just trying to get food.

Y/n: Like, what if I went to the fridge to get something to eat and it slammed the door on me and broke my neck?

Y/n: Howw would I feel?

Mako: Are you ok?

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Bolin: What does ‘take out’ mean?

Mako: Food.

Asami: Dating.

Korra: Murder.

Y/n: IT COULD MEAN ALL THREE IF YOURE NOT A FUCKING COWARD!

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Korra: You’re a little obsessed with yourself aren’t you?

Y/n: Well if im not who else is gonna be?

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[Y/n, throws bread at turtleducks]

Y/n: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble, I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.

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Y/n: You’re the love of my life, I’d do anything for you.

Asami: I want you to take care of yourself and get enough sleep.

Y/n: Absolutely not.

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Asami: My boyfriend is too tall to kiss, what should I do?

Korra: Punch him in the gut, then when he leans down kiss him.

Bolin: Tackle him

Y/n: Dump him, be with me.

Lin, passing by: Kick him in the shin.

Mako: Please don’t do any of those.

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[Korra, sneaks into house at 2 am]

Mako, turns in swivel chair: Care to explain where you were?

Korra: Uhh.. I was out with Y/n.

Y/n, also turns around in another swivel chair: Care to- [chair wont stop turning] Mako- I cant stop the chair-

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Bolin, after making Y/n mad: You wont hit me, I have witnesses.

Y/n: Mako. Asami. Turn around.

[Both Mako and Asmai turn around]

Bolin, scared: M-Mako? Asami?

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Y/n: So whats Zukos type?

Sokka: Y/c eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humour, turtleduck lover.

Y/n: Damn, sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends though.

Sokka: Did I mention oblivious?

Y/n: Yeah why?

Sokka: Just making sure.

[incarnadin3]

Obey Me! Incorrect quotes pt. 4

MC: I put the pun in punishment. Lucifer: I put the top in unstoppable. Diavolo: I put the cute in execute. Barbatos: I put the sexy in dyslexia. Simeon: I put the ass in class. Solomon: I put the D in MC.

MC: Time for plan G. Lucifer: Don’t you mean plan B? MC: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Mammon: What about plan D? MC: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Asmodeous: What about plan E? MC: I��m hoping not to use it. Lucifer dies in plan E. Belphegor and Satan, in unison: I like plan E.

Lucifer: I don’t do relationships. MC: *exists* Lucifer: Shit.

Belphegor: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me. MC: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu Belphegor: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that? MC: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH

MC: I saw the most beautiful person outside today. Asmodeous: That’s impossible, I have been inside all day.

Asmodeous: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' MC: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way. Found that out the hard way.

Belphegor: *sighs* Satan: You bored? Belphegor: Yeah. Satan: Wanna start drama for no reason? Belphegor: Thought you'd never ask!

MC: Think about this, Lucifer! I'm your hottest friend! MC: No- Asmodeous... MC: I'm your nicest friend! MC: No- Beelzebub... MC: I'm your friend!

[forgetminot]

Incorrect Quotes Resident Evil Edition Pt.2

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Chris: "Time for plan G."

Leon: "Don’t you mean plan B?"

Chris: "No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties."

Jill: "What about plan D?"

Chris: "Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago."

Claire: "What about plan E?"

Chris: "I’m hoping not to use it. Y/n dies in plan E..."

Y/n: "I like plan E!"

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Claire: "What do you guys do to help yourself when you're stressed?"

Jill: "Deep breaths to try to calm myself down."

Y/n: "Eat. Sleep."

Leon: "Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out."

Chris: "I don't."

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Jill: "Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to say to friends, like-"

Jill, to Claire: "Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual."

Y/n, to Chris: "Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire."

Leon: "There are two types of people."

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Jill: "How do you connect with a fictional character?"

Chris: "What?"

Claire: "What?"

Leon: "What?"

Y/n: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* "I'm so glad you asked."

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[bi-panicatthedisco]

Random incorrect twst first-year quotes I saved

Deuce: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!

Ace: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!

Yuu: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!

Jack: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!

Sebek : Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!

Epel: Throw a brick at someone to kill them!

Yuu: Time for plan G.

Jack: Don’t you mean plan B?

Yuu: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Epel: What about plan D?

Yuu: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Sebek : What about plan E?

Yuu: I’m hoping not to use it. Deuce dies in plan E.

Ace: I like plan E.

*when the Squad drops food*

Deuce: Eh, oh well.

Epel: FIVE-SECOND RULE!

Ace: FUCK!

Jack: *just gets more food*

Yuu: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*

Sebek : *eats the food off the ground*

*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Sebek, Jack, and Deuce: *spinning a little and talking*

Epel, Ace, and Yuu: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

Epel: The floor is lava!

Jack: *helps Sebek onto the counter*

Ace: *kicks Deuce off the sofa*

Yuu: *lays on the floor*

Epel: ...Are you okay?

Yuu: No.

Jack: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Yuu, watching Sebek screaming, Ace trying to set a sleeping Deuce on fire, and Epel choking on air: I don't know either.

Deuce: We need to distract these guys

Ortho: Leave it to me

Ortho: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Yuu, Ace, and Epel: *Immediately begin arguing*

Jack, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

'Can I copy the homework?'

Ortho: I can help you with it!

Deuce: Yeah, sure.

Yuu: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Ace: lol nope.

Epel: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Jack: *Read 5:55pm*

Yuu: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Ortho: >:O language

Deuce: Yeah watch your fucking language

Epel: OKAY WHO TAUGHT DEUCE THE FUCK WORD?

Ace: 'The fuck word'.

Sebek: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Deuce: Oh my god they censored it

Epel: Say fuck, Sebek.

Ace: Do it, Sebek. Say fuck.

Yuu: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!

Jack: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Deuce: More or less, I guess...

Ortho: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Epel: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

Ace: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

Yuu, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Ace: Hey.

Deuce: Hi.

Jack: Hello.

Ortho: Hey!

Yuu: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Epel: We were out of Doritos.

Ortho: Hewwo.

Ace: Hihiiiiii!

Sebek: Greetings, Humans.

Jack: Three kinds of people.

Deuce: I want pudding.

Jack: Four kinds of people.

Yuu: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

Jack: Five kinds of people.

Yuu: Would you slap Deuce-

Ace: Yes.

Yuu: I didn't even finish!

Ace: Sorry, continue.

Yuu: Would you slap Deuce for 10 dollars?

Ace: I would do it for free.

Deuce: Rude...

Epel: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!

Epel: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

Grim: Tomorrow’s the Cooking Contest. Yuu always tells me one thing every year. They say, “You might win if you’d stop eating your entry!” But how would I know whether it’s an award-winning dish without tasting it first? This may be a problem humanity will have to grapple with for eternity…

Ace: It’s funny how well you and Sebek get along. Didn’t they hate you at first?

Yuu: Sebek hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.

Deuce: Where's Epel?

Yuu: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Yuu, shouting: Jack sucks!

Epel , distantly: Jack is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Yuu: Found them.

Yuu: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Grim : Mine just says "Grim no."

Yuu: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Yuu: I have an idea.

Jack: A good idea?

Yuu: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Ortho: You believe me?

Yuu: Ortho, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Yuu: I give up. I am so tired.

Ace: Get the emergency supply!

Ortho: *carries Grim and places them in front of Yuu*

Grim: *smiles*

Yuu: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

[00kara00]

TW Incorrect Quote #32

Crewel: Time for plan G. Vargas: Don’t you mean plan B? Crewel: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Sam: What about plan D? Crewel: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Trein: What about plan E? Crewel: I’m hoping not to use it. Crowley dies in plan E. MC: I like plan E.

[starsforbuckley]

INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE

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Chimney: Time for plan G.

Eddie: Don’t you mean plan B?

Chimney: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Hen: What about plan D?

Chimney: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Buck: What about plan E?

Chimney: I’m hoping not to use it. Ravi dies in plan E.

Buck: I like plan E.

Ravi: I DON'T!

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• fandom: 9-1-1

[nyree2712]

Top Gun - Incorrect Quotes 15

Maverick: Okay, time for Plan G

Slider: Don't you mean Plan B?

Maverick: No, if we tried Plan B, it's probably that Ice would be angry with us. Also, I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties

Goose: What about Plan D?

Maverick: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half and hour ago

Hollywood: What about about Plan E?

Maverick: I'm hoping not to use it. We fake our death in plan E

Wolfman: Okay... Plan F?

Maverick: The F is from "Fail", so I just skip that one

Top Gun class '86: So plan G

Maverick: Plan G

[welcome-to-the-nunyverse]

GAC Characters As Things Said In Conversations With My Brother

Cus he says interesting things

Jack Esposito: I am very much a cat boy in a dog world right now

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May Esposito: Look at the anatomy of a baby and the anatomy of my foot. You mean to tell me babies weren’t designed for my foot to plunge through their gut?

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Bree Abercrombie: Insecurity is my middle name!

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August Esposito: I’m just a chill guy with the occasional manic episode, but is that really a problem?

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August Esposito: If we see any opps in the Raisin Cain’s we uhhh fight them.

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Milani Mahelona: *counting money* YES!!!!! Papa’s going to Raisin Cain’s tonight!

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Bree Abercrombie: OH MY GOD I GOT A GOJO EDIT EVERYONE SHUT UP.

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August: I support all bisexuals.

Jack: Including me?

August: No not you. You’re not human.

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August @ his younger siblings when older: And when you get really good at driving, I’ll teach you the best way to drive: under the influence.

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Travis: So you know those tires under the stairs?

Bree: There’s tires under the stairs?

Travis: Yes, they’ve been there this whole time.

Bree: Huh, I never noticed.

Travis: … You’d get killed by a stalker so fast.

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August witnessing Tess build something: You’re building furniture, it’s the masc in you.

[iliveinyourceiling65]

SoC incorrect quotes

part 7 :) I’m kinda getting tired of these so I’ll probably only make a couple more.

Kaz: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Inej: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Jesper: Smad.

Kaz: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Inej: Nope, absolutely not. Jesper: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Wylan: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Nina: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Matthias: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Kaz: Can I be frank with you guys? Nina: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Jesper: Can I still be Jesper? Inej: Shh, let Frank speak.

Kaz: Rules are made to be broken.  Inej: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.  Jesper: Uh, piñatas.  Wylan: Glow sticks.  Nina: Karate boards.  Matthias: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.  Kaz: Rules.  Inej:

Inej: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Kaz: I think you mean cards. Inej, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

Kaz: Time for plan G. Inej: Don’t you mean plan B? Kaz: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Jesper: What about plan D? Kaz: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Wylan: What about plan E? Kaz: I’m hoping not to use it. Nina dies in plan E. Matthias: I like plan E.

Inej: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Kaz: Stop romanticizing the past.

Nina: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.  Matthias: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[yellowgreendinno]

Crack incorrect quotes

Augustus: Hey how old are you? Mereoleona: Fifteen Augustus: Oh haha you're still a baby, I'm eighteen. Mereoleona: OH SORRY PREHISTORIC FOSILE, WITNESSER OF DINOSAURS, SON OF TUTANKHAMUN! ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Yami: Hold on- you DIED! Fuegoleon: Well it didn't stick. ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Charlotte: time for plan G. Jack: Don't you mean plan B? Carlotte: No, we passed plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Dorothy: What about plan D? Charlotte: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Fuegoleon: What about plan E? Charlotte: I'm hoping not to use it. Yami dies in plan E. Nozel: I like plan E ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Julius: You call it a near death experience. Julius: I call it a vibe check from God. Marx: [eye twitches] ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Leopold: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Fuegoleon: Leo, no. Mereoleona: Mistlefoe. Fuegoleon: Please stop encouraging him. ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Solid: Help I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him? Noelle: You did WHAT- Nebra: William Snakespeare. ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Vanica: I invited you to the woods because I crave the most dangerous game. Nebra and Nozel: [nodding] knife monopoly. Vanica: Vanica: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport, but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is. ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾

[same-pic-of-saturn-everyday]

Planet Incorrect Quotes

@same-pic-of-jupiter-everyday @same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday @same-pic-of-mercury-everyday @same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday @same-pic-of-neptune-everyday @same-pic-of-pluto-everyday @same-pic-of-venus-everyday @same-pic-of-mars-everyday @same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday @same-pic-of-uranus-everyday

.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰

Saturn: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Neptune: I think you mean cards. Mercury: They did not. Saturn, pulling out knives: I did not.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰

Sun: Moon… you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now. Moon: muffled mm hmmm :) Sun: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰

Earth: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Pluto: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Sun: Three of us saw it, Pluto. How do you explain that? Pluto: points at Saturn Sleep deprivation. points at Sun Paranoia. points at Mercury Delusional personality disorder.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰

Pluto: I lost my fish, can you help me find it? Mercury, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰

Moon: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you. Sun: That's great, Moon. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰

Jupiter: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos. Jupiter: Oh no, where did it go? Venus: JUPITER WHAT THE FUCK?!

.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰

Everyone is giving advice to Saturn Pluto: It's okay to ask for help. Moon: You're not a burden. Sun: Murder is okay. Uranus: Your feelings matter.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰

Earth: Time for plan G. Moon: Don’t you mean plan B? Earth: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Neptune: What about plan D? Earth: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Venus: What about plan E? Earth: I’m hoping not to use it. Saturn dies in plan E. Mercury: I like plan E.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧.𖥔 ݁ ˖✰

Mars: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this group. Uranus: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine? Mars: I paid for my Kit Kat Bar, I’m getting my Kit Kat Bar.

[sergeantwoods]

incorrect quotes because i said so.

Soap: my house, my rules. Ghost: my knife, your life. Soap: oh, uh.

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Soap, running from the enemies on a mission: A B C D E F G! gummy bears are chasing me! Soap, running faster: one is red, one is blue! one is trying to steal my shoe! Soap, sprinting to exfil: NOW IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE CAUSE THE RED ONE HAS A KNIFE!!!

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Gaz and Ghost talking to Soap via ouiga board: Gaz: Soap, how many pickles can you shove up your ass? Soap, moving the planchette: 9 Ghost: 9 ?! Soap, moving again: 1 Gaz: 91 ?!? Soap, moving once more: 0 Ghost, obviously distressed as Gaz cackles in the background: 910 ???

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Ghost: its not easy being the disappointment of the team. but here the fuck i am. gang gang bitch.

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Price: i hate all serial killers. Ghost walks into the room. Price, singing: but when he stabs me!!

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Soap: why is dark spelled with a K and not a C? Gaz: thats a good question! Soap: because you cant see in the dark

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Soap: woww!! you’re so tall!!! like a giraffe!!! Ghost: thats why you dead built like a baked bean. Soap: a ba- a baked bean??? Ghost, smirking: a baked bean.