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which ocs have never been apart?

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Tag the oc that is a disaster lesbian

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GAC Characters As Things Said In Conversations With My Brother

Cus he says interesting things

Jack Esposito: I am very much a cat boy in a dog world right now

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May Esposito: Look at the anatomy of a baby and the anatomy of my foot. You mean to tell me babies weren’t designed for my foot to plunge through their gut?

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Bree Abercrombie: Insecurity is my middle name!

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August Esposito: I’m just a chill guy with the occasional manic episode, but is that really a problem?

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August Esposito: If we see any opps in the Raisin Cain’s we uhhh fight them.

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Milani Mahelona: *counting money* YES!!!!! Papa’s going to Raisin Cain’s tonight!

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Bree Abercrombie: OH MY GOD I GOT A GOJO EDIT EVERYONE SHUT UP.

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August: I support all bisexuals.

Jack: Including me?

August: No not you. You’re not human.

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August @ his younger siblings when older: And when you get really good at driving, I’ll teach you the best way to drive: under the influence.

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Travis: So you know those tires under the stairs?

Bree: There’s tires under the stairs?

Travis: Yes, they’ve been there this whole time.

Bree: Huh, I never noticed.

Travis: … You’d get killed by a stalker so fast.

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August witnessing Tess build something: You’re building furniture, it’s the masc in you.

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Tag all of your OC's that are bi disasters :)

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August: Why do my hands get cold but not the rest of me??

May: It’s actually the body’s way of regulating—

Lily: The ghosts are holding your hands

August: Oh…

August: How romantic

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Travis: Kill me now

Milani: No can do, you have to help me with math homework

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Parker: What are you doing for the rest of the day?

Bree: Stressing out

Parker: What about something more relaxing?

Bree: Like stressing out while lying in bed? I guess I could do that

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Wolfgang: What do we do?

May: I have a plan

Beverly: No

May: You didn’t even hear my plan!

Beverly: We are NOT killing them!

May: I wasn’t even gonna suggest that!

Beverly: Then what?

May: We kidnap them, then mutilate the corpses!

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Parker: What do you call mixing coffee and hard liquor?

Travis: Getting ready for school

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Bree: Mellie’s chapstick tastes nice

Beverly: You two finally kissed?!

Bree: What? No! I respect Mellie’s personal bubble

Mellie, dejectedly: She ate it

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Milani: Are we going to see the warrior unicorns at the zoo?

Parker: The what?

Travis: She means the rhinos

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Benjie: There’s a small get together after school on Friday Janette: How small? Benjie: Just you, me, & the principal

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August: Dear math

August: I am tired of solving your problems, I have my own

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Parker: You guys are the best thing to ever happen to me

Tess: We are the best thing to ever happen to you?

Parker: Yes!

Travis: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you

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May: People say “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” over the stupidest shit. If you wouldn’t wish a day of food poisoning on your enemies then you don’t have enemies.

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Travis: You know those moments when I tell you something isn't a good idea-

Tess: And I ignore you, yes

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Travis: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?

Milani: For the cats

Travis: Why would you make pancakes for the cats?

Milani: They don't know how