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Milani: What are you doing with a Bible? May, writing down all the sins: Bucket list ideas

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May: *typing in her passcode into her phone* August: *looking over her shoulder* Why did you use my birthday as your passcode? May: August... May: We're twins

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Jack: ow, my throat hurts :( May: *nodding solemnly* that happens to be the side affects to screaming bullshit at the top of your lungs all the time Jack: why couldn’t you just get me medicine like a normal older sister?

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Milani: Just because you're garbage doesn't mean your useless Milani: It's a trash CAN, not a trash CANNOT Bree: ... that's weirdly motivating, thank you

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Beverly: You need to start having a reaction when someone is crying May: I do have a reaction Beverly: Let me rephrase Beverly: You need to stop rolling your eyes when someone is crying

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Milani: How do you know you exist? Bree: Because if I was a simulation then my actions would be governed by at least a rudimentary logic and let me tell you, they are fucking not

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Milani: Such a swaggie day today Travis: Something went wrong, didn't it? Milani: Yup

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Milani on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Hehe

Milani on Wednesday: Oh look a dime!

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Lily: I love bees :) They're important to the ecosystem and they're cute and make honey Bee: Buzz Lily, sobbing: Please don't hurt me

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August: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism

May: how so?

August: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours

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Bree, trying to get to know her best friend's family better: How old are you turning this year? Lily: Eight if the Lord allow me to see it

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Parker: If I were a drink, I’d be Cherry Vanilla Coke! What about you guys, what would you be?

Tess: Bleach

Travis: Sewage

Parker: … Ok calm down, edgelords

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Bree: What’s your type? Mellie: Red hair, freckles, dumb, likes musical theatre, bad motor skills Bree: Wow that sounds a lot like me. Too bad it couldn’t be me Mellie: Did I mention dumb? Bree: Yeah Mellie: Just checking

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Travis: *trying to get sleep*

Milani: *poking his arm* Travis. Travis. Travy. Trav, Trav, Travis-

Travis: WHAT?

Milani: We’re outta Caprisuns :<

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Travis: Putting “LMAO” after your sentences doesn’t hide your pain

Bree: Yes it does LMAO

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Parker: That was nice of you :)

Tess: I Would Like To Take This Opportunity To Remind You I’m A Terrible Person

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May: "E-boys" and "e-girls".... May: What about the E-vironment?? Bro, the E-arth is dying