#fw mac

[plutbaby]

Just found out about Stevie Nicks changing “You will never get away from the sound of a woman who wants you” to “..woman who loves you” and it just killed me

[swagsmeister]

horrible men witnessing the horrors

[nighttiming]

there’s nothing gay about wanting to be on ur knees for another man. in fact, we should ALL be on our knees for THE man. jesus christ.

[shinox]

every so often I remember it exists

[tboydog]

(checks the notes on my school of rock post) ah okay i see we like some sillier ones, how’s always sunny work for ya?

id: dennis, charlie, and mac, all white men with brown hair are in a basement, dennis and mac are wearing matching black nike tracksuits while charlie sits on a chair between them in a gray short sleeve hoodie, text reads “yeah, it’s probably a bad idea” “but just listen to me okay?” end id.

[neon-emojiz]

Can make Mac and cheese and microwave?

Done!

[l48yr1nth]

fellas after so long of being unable to play spore i have discovered a route. this may also mean i can play rainworld but ill investigate later. for now gaze upon my unicorn centaur

[inf3ct3dd]

loser!ellie headcanons pt.6

summary: ellieeee my chiquitita my baby my love

warnings: none :3

authors note: ik yall missed herrrr

masterlist. help palestine.🇵🇸

- ellie tries to be soooo cool and wear her cool people jackets (leather jackets, canvas, those carhartt hoodie jackets etc) but they’re very not helpful against the cold and you’ll be out with her and shes just SHIVERING the whole time…

- she’s obsessed w those “general knowledge quizzes” on tiktok. that girl is a hoe for trivia she’s sitting on her bed at three in the morning saying her answers OUT LOUD while she watches them. she gets so upset when she gets literally any wrong… “man…im not a quiz master 🙁”

- ik in the games she walks around with her little journal and shit but i feel like shes definitely jus constantly typing shit in her notes app… random thoughts and jokes and shit that she most definitely shows you at the end of the day

- she barely ever baby talks to babies… she’ll go up to a baby and just be like “wassup dude” and have a full blown conversation with him while the babies just sitting there babbling and giggling at her

- thinks those “im nothing like yall” slideshows r so hilarious…. like you’ll be on the couch and she’s just giggling at her phone at paracetamol 😞

- references the most niche memes ever constantly and literally googles them to explain herself. you guys went camping and she said “boy you want hot dog” and you were like ????

- so strangely particular about how her stuff is arranged 😭 her desk looks like an absolute hot mess 90% of the time but SHE UNDERSTANDS IT and if u try and organize it for her she just puts it back how it was

- always says “guys” and “yall” when she’s talking to literally one person. and CHAT. she just constantly adds it into conversation like “chat how are you today”

- loves asking if things are “fire.” she’ll cook you something and you take a bite and shes like “is that shit fire???” she has to know

- obsessed with “i barely know her” jokes. the second someone says something ending in er shes like “rider??? i barely know her!!” and she’s laughing her ass off

- that girl will go HAM on some mac and cheese. but it can only be really good baked mac or the shitty kraft mac and cheese. she puts like- hella pepper and red chili flakes in it and eats it straight out of the pot 🔥 its always at like three in the morning and you just walk in the kitchen to her with a pot in her lap watching glee or some shit

- SPEAKING. OF. glee is most definitely one of her guilty pleasure shows…like shes rewatched it a million times and glee cast was one of her top artists on apple music wrapped

- shes an apple music user. send tweet.

- got yelled at by an old lady once cuz she picked her flowers out of her front yard and gave them to you

- when i tell you that girl goes ham on those tiny clementines… she’ll eat like 10 in one day and theres just PEELS. EVERYWHERE.

- also she fw grapes heavy. especially green grapes (shes a weird little freak red grapes are so much better)

- OBSESSED WITH THOSE BLIND BAG SHITS. especially mini brands oh my god she definitely has the whole lil grocery store set and she’s so obsessed with it.

- her house slippers are definitely just a pair of crocs with the fur inside and a bunch of stupid ass jibbits. she buys the mega packs off amazon and changes them whenever shes bored

- has SO MANY drafts on tiktok and they’re all her trying filters staring at the screen like 😯

- most annoying person to sleep next to ever . snoring, sleep talking, moving around CONSTANTLY and hitting you accidentally, the only way she sleeps peacefully is if you’re holding her or she’s holding you, otherwise shes insane

- weirdly into linguistics…that girl is using humongous words for no good reason just for fun and half the time she has no idea what they mean and when she googles them and shes right about the definition she does that little fist pump and “fuck yes”

- speaking of. that girl is SPEEDRUNNING DUOLINGO . she’s fluent in (bad spaniard) spanish from it, and just learns random languages for fun. you speak a different language? she’s learning it immediately. definitely leaves notes for you in random languages she learned and you have to pull out a translator to understand wtf shes talking about… she also sleep talks in spanish sometimes and its so funny

- loves trying out different recipes…like i said my girl is a CHEF she will be at home fucking up a salmon bake she made and making you homemade pho for dinner

- had a phase when she was younger when she was really into the la bamba movie and dressed like richie valens for two years

- also cried so hard when she watched selena with you…that girl was devastated 💔 every time she hears “dreaming of you” she almost sheds a tear

“when that yolanda bitch gets out of prison….im shooting someone . its obvious who its gonna be.”

- she definitely begged joel to buy her a gun for christmas and he would take her to the range all the time so she can SHOOT. that girl is goated at lazer tag she gets down…does not play

- thought that candy cigarettes were the coolest thing ever when she was little… everywhere she went she had one hanging out of the side of her mouth and shed hold them between her fingers like they do in movies. if you two go to a candy shop shes for sure buying a pack

[phrandallanton]

ranfren headcannons

I've done everything but posted headcannons and a fanfiction. This won't do. Here's some headcannons of mine! All of them aren't serious so don't take them that way d(>_･ ). Feel free to ask me about any other headcannons I'll definitely give more!

Randal

• if he has any pimples on his face he definitely picks at them untill they pop

• either is really good at math or sucks at math and hates it. (No in-between)(leaning towrds sucking at math more)

• has tear stains on his homework sometimes

• he bathes everyday dispite what people think. (Luther forces him too)

• his hair gets really oily. He has tried to cook with the oil his hair produced once. Nobody ate dinner that night.

• if he's frustrated and you go to poke him he'll scream on top of his lungs, but like the scream that goes from normal yelling to banshee screeching. "stop touCHING MEEEEĚĘ��Ə!!!!"

• gets in a lot of internet arguments about things that don't matter at all ("I think you'll find it's 'whom'.")

• he'd get so mad if he ask you to hold his glasses, and you proceed to carelessly get your fingerprints all over them.

• draws with those "how to draw anime" guid books.

• if he ever took a driving test, he would have already failed the moment he opens the car door.

• loves kraft mac and cheese, double points if it's in shapes of popular marketable characters.

• now thinking of it, if he was a pasta dish he would be kraft mac and cheese.

• bites his toe nails off (gross) Luther tried to get him to stop but he probably does the same thing when no one is around.

• sneezes weirdly. Like..."ah...ah...AH CHOOwoowoowoowoo..." and shakes his head. Or if he's covering it in his elbow it'll sound like a trumpet horn.

Luther

• he can dance but it's weird.

• if you tell him a joke he'll turn it into a life lesson.

• he wins every staring contest. However if your eyes start watering he'll get worried and start begging you to blink.

• treats women (and everyone) with so much respect, but he won't hesitate to punch a women if he really has to.

• *shakes his indext finger* "no no no"

• Randal probably tried to set him up on a blind date, he didn't like that. It was very awkward to say the least.

• genuinely gets happy when there are bagels at the function.

• when asked for advice, it'll sound like he's going to say something really meaningful and life changing, but then does a complete 180. "Oh, you think your ugly? Well people will have their opinions about you and ...well... you aren't the best thing to look at. But there's worst out there ♡."

• I can see him gobbling up some cheese and broccoli.

• has a walk in closet filled with clothes and accessories he doesn't wear.

• he 100% definitely has the goofiest giggle in the planet.

• eats ice cream with his front teeth.

Nyon

• I will stand by this till the day I die, he's really funny. He has a really good sense of humor. But I could also seem him not understanding jokes too. But at the same TIIIMMEE I feel like he'd be naturally funny.

• he knows lots of slang and pop culture due to watching TV a lot and probably quotes stuff in his head. (Maybe out loud if he was talking to you)

• has a lot of opinions, will never say them out loud, even when asked.

• he's the smartest out of everyone, including Luther.

• easily amused. please give him one of those little fishy nightlights. He'd enjoy looking at it so much.

• he's good at card games and Nyen doesn't like that. (Nyen has stabbed him over games of uno)

• has a really funny looking smile. (There's that one drawing in the Christmas comic where he's smiling weird after he saw Luther's reaction to the fire place tape he made for him)

Nyen

• listens to death metal but then listens to a jpop song right after. ("Can't let gang know I fw this")

• good at math, sucks at reading.

• loves hearing about drama and will be nosy.(come on man he loves Judge Judy and romance novels)

• sounds like Tom from Tom and Jerry when he yells.

• he calls himself "The Tom Cat" and (canonically) "Top of the pets in the house hold" which is practically the same as "I'm the alpha" so he's probably has said that.

• sucks at card games. Will legit end up with half of the pack of cards in his hands in the middle of an uno game.

• actually the weakest of them all. (I won't go into all that right now. But I can definitely beat him up in a fight, just sayin.)

•him and Nyon probably have times where they stay up and chit chat for a bit before they sleep, Example (from my old notes I had):

Nyon high on weed:...why do we call oranges..oranges...but we don't call apples...reds..??..

Nyen:....sh*t...you got a point... does that mean we would call lemons: short yellows and bananas: long yellows so it doesn't get confusing?...

*they then discuss this for an hour or so*

• Snores really really LOUD. Sounds like a car.

• oddly very ticklish I bet.

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That's all I have now. It's 2 in the morning and I'm falling asleep. I might write other characters headcannons later.

"I'm going to sleep" -bop it

[puriiinz]

HEADCANONS | ellie w.

a/n: i am back with another banger y’all🔥🔥🔥 ik these r basic but i CANNOT do anything longer than this rn but i promise i will start another series. maybe. ALSO! @inf3ct3dd ‘s headcanons gave me the push i needed to finally make this so thank u!!! don’t forget to check them out 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

contains: modern!ellie, strong language

⊰ first of all she LOVES eclairs. firmly believes profiteroles are copied off of eclairs and argues with everyone who eats them.

⊰ i’d like to think that ellie is a sore loser who can’t even boil pasta (affectionately) but omg can she BAKE. i bet she makes some bomb ass brownies 😞

⊰ taking a break from sweets, i think she tried to learn how to crochet at one point. she probably saw someone making a bag and went “i can do this” and failed. probably.

⊰ she listens to cutesy songs when she’s alone. i’m talking bubblegum pop ‼️‼️ like put on some wjsn or red velvet n the next thing u know ellie’s dancing. she probably got caught at some point by joel while she was dancing and couldn’t look him in the eyes for a month.

⊰ she doesn’t like cheese. there i said it!!! she does NOT fw mac n cheese or cheeseburgers. ellie and i are sick of u americans and ur cheddar cheese propaganda!!!!

⊰ she likes having breakfast at home!! if someone suggests that they go out and have breakfast outside she will stare at them without blinking for a while and just silently go to her room. do NOT invite ellie williams to the cookout!!!!

⊰ she loves trying different types of alcohol. she’s not even taking a proper sip she just licks the beverage and makes a face 😭 when she’s out with jesse and dina she probably makes them get different wines and beers every time and dina is SICK OF HER SHITTT.

⊰ she has three insta accounts; her main acc, her finsta and her private finsta so she can post embarrassing shit and rant on her stories in peace and not have bitches in her business.

⊰ she makes kids get off the swing and makes jesse push her. doesn’t matter if it’s a three or a thirteen year old, she doesn’t gaf she WILL get on that swing. dina and jesse probably had to get joel’s old ass into the playground bc ellie got into a fight with a random parent 😭

[quinnysnursery]

[🪄] what your favorite quinnysnursery attendee says about YOU/assumptions i have abt you | cg version

divider credit : @thecutestgrotto

a/n : this is purely for fun and a JOKE. not meant to be taken seriously at all.

cg!matt :

🩹 hows your sensory issues?

🦈 sweetheart is one of your favorite nicknames

🫧 probably either regress to babyspace, or you're just a sensitive little

cg!chris :

🥤 either equally as hyper as chris, or the quiet to his loud

💫 bouncing off of that, you're a sucker for opposites attract

🤍 i feel like you really fw "simple" food (mac 'n cheese, grilled cheese, etc)

cg!nick :

🌟 hi aus 😁

🗞️ how many unfinished art projects do you have?

🎥 is you lgbtq cause your 🔫 pink

cg!nate :

🏒 YOU'RE UNDERRATED

🌨 you're also, a sucker for dorky smiles

⛸ also you're waiting desperately for a new wtpo one-shot (i'm sorry😞)

cg!jake :

♣️ you fw little moth HEAVY

🍒 you're probably also neurodivergent

♠️ also hi 🪐

cg!johnnie :

🦇 you wanna bite his tattoos

🌒 you're alt in some way

🐈‍⬛ don't forget to take your meds today

cg!tara :

❤️ oh so you're also a yapper

🎞️  or, similar to the cg!chris one: you're the listener to her yapper

🎵 either way you have a sweet tooth

cg!carrington :

🧸 ALSOOOO UNDERRATED

🍬 be honest, you're an ipad little

🎧 you either have a sweet tooth, or love simpler foods, or both

cg!sam :

🎥 you're waiting for another installion of the baddog series, aren't you?

👻 honestly lowkey underrated too bc cg!colby overshadows him

💛 little explorer

cg!colby :

👻 hi blair

⛓ you LOVE hugs/feeling actually tiny when little

🦴 i feel like you're quiet

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[yuri-anderperry]

do u have any headcannons about what kinda music the poets listen to? personally i think at least one of them would be a mumford & sons fan (mostly for the banjo) but i cannot decide which one

for some reason i get a very specific 70s-90s music vibe from a lot of them, especially neil and todd, but i also like to think that todd is into metal (like korn) bc i think it'd be so funny if someone like him was listening to such intense music

i always liked the idea of neil as a huge queen and fleetwood mac fan, and he personally strikes me as someone who likes softer (?) music more

charlie is a "listens to anything" type of person. i like to think he's a huge pinkpantheress fan (also bc he has a crush on her,) but he overall listens to older pop music (the token britney spears/beyonce/rihanna/kesha/lady gaga/soulja boy etc. fan)

knox would claim he only listens to rap music but he actually really fw charlie's music and glee club is definitely in his top 5 on his spotify wrapped. he'd exclusively listen to tyler the creator in the car

i honestly don't know about the others? meeks&pitts once again give me that older music vibe, and cameron doesn't really strike me as someone who would listen to music a lot so it's hard to pinpoint what he WOULD listen to 😭

[satorus-leftarm]

HQ MUSIC HCS EXCEPT IM PROJECTING AKDNJDDNKS

hinata:

ngl, i feel like hed have like mainstream taste but like also not??? hes a swiftie tho no one can change my mind on that. also feel like he’d like mac miller maybe?? idk. id say like chill rap/pop would be his thing

kageyama:

feel like hed either have like an 27 hr long playlist w js a bunch of bullshit from his faves in middle school all the way till hs and it would be a major vibe OR he doesn’t listen to music very often but doesnt rlly care whats on 🥲 he’ll vibe either way lol

tsuki:

this man is fucking EMO AND/OR A METALHEAD 😝 you cannot say ANYTHING that’ll change my mind. metal wise, i feel like hed fw nu metal more than classic metal. like korn’s his fave (specifically life is peachy). emo wise, mans seems like a ptv stan. like i can see him tryna grow out his hair to be like vic but failing so hard

yamaguchi:

80s to 2000s pop is this kids entire personality. britney, destiney’s child, diana ross, jlo, nsync, backstreet boys, madonna, YOU FUCKING NAME IT!!! hes pretty open w newer pop but it doesnt hit the same. he does however fw metallica a hell of a lot bc of tsuki lol 🫶

suga:

he listens to CUNTry 🤯 like divorced angry wife country. and he gets SO into it to the point where it concerns daichi akdjddksks!!! he fw yamaguchis music too n they trade playlists from time to time. hes also the type to listen to some of the most vulgar shit w a straight face. were talking like some insane clown posse type shit. when hes alone he’ll grab a hair brush and lip sync to halls of illusion and act like hes all hard and not the sweetest soul the world has ever known 💀

daichi:

hes a 90s rap kid fr. like nwa, 2pac, laurynn hill, ice cube, early eminem, eazy e and so on. hes open to p much everything but if this man gets the aux, expect to hear fuck the police at FULL BLAST ( #improjecting ) 🥲😇

asahi:

INDIE INDIE INDIE INDIE!!!!! were talking car seat headrest, the strokes, early arctic monkeys, spoon, tool!!!! he rlly likes brit pop too, his roman empire is oasis vs blur alkdkddnsjsj

noya:

was a victim of 2020 music 💀 BUT ITS OK HE RECOVERED GUYS!!! i feel like hed listen to sza, kendrick (he HATES drake lmaoo), mac miller, a lil kanye here and there, 21 savage. hes a MASSIVE doja cat fan tho OML its insufferable how into her he is aldjdjdbskdbd!!!! feel like hed also secretly a kpop stan lmaoooo like were talking p1harmony, skz, enhypen, TWICE OMG HE LOVES TWICE

[cr33py-crawli3]

Ticci Toby’s (or any other creepypasta’s) opinion on Mac’n’cheese. Do they like it? Dislike it? With seasoning?

Personally I like mac and cheese with shell noodles and salt, pepper, garlic powder and lemon pepper. Maybe some paprika or curry powder for some extra spice.

Have a good day/afternoon/night!!!

i hope u know this ask made me so hungryyyy i need a fried chicken sandwich with a side of mac n cheese so bad … im in the trenches…

anywayyy here’s some of he creeps opinions on mac n cheese (;3;)

before Toby got his gash he definitely had a phase where he ate Mac n Cheese for every meal of the day, untill he got sick of it, now he cant stand the sight of it. Though i think just in general, with his gash, toby would avoid eating softer foods, it would probably get pretty messy and he thinks its just a hassle overall.

Jeff is a certified melted cheese hater!!! its probably a texture thing for him. on another note, because mouth is split ear to ear its difficult for him to not be a messy eater, unlike toby tho he just dosent gaf, he probably thinks its hilarious when people get grossed out with the way he eats.

BEN is a cheese FEIN!!! but bc its a ghost i dont think BEN need to eat, but i do think it does like to on occasion. definitely likes box kraft mac n cheese, and it has been caught gnawing on blocks of cheese before… scary

Nina is the master of instant and microwaveable food, she can make insta ramen taste gourmet, and same goes for mac n cheese! nobody knows how she does it.. and she will never tell.

poor Masky/Tim is lactose intolerant, he has lactose free milk in the fridge and gets so mad when people drink it (hoodie/brian)

Clockwork is also lactose intolerant but shes in denial, she swears the stomach ache she gets after eating mac n cheese is just a coincidence! she loves dairy too much to let it go..

EJ does NOT fw human food esp not cheese… ur telling me humans eat curdled milk that’s pressed into a mold and left to ferment for years??? he is such a hypocrite, mf will eat raw human KIDNEYS but not cheese?

BONUS TOBY!!!!

my pookie wookie 💕💕💕

[gracestuurn]

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[outsidersheadcanons]

The Curtis Brothers going to one of those all you can eat steak houses? They would fuck that UP (i saw your his about them liking steak before so this seems like something they would like)

OK OK OK :D

To start off. Ponyboy absolutely fills up on breadsticks and nothing else 😭 Darry is so annoyed with him when the big ahh steak he orders finally comes to the table and Pony's full from the 3 baskets of bread and butter he's put away by himself

Darry also forces them to all get salad from the salad bar to be "healthy" and Soda LOVES Caesar (and Pony steals his croutons when he's not looking like the little shit he is 😡)

Idk why but Darry seems like a mac n cheese guy to me. Esp the kind with the breaded top? He would always get some of that on his plate and eat it with his steak. He also likes a lot of sauce

These guys eat so much that the tables around them are kinda horrified. Esp if they bring the gang along they could probably easily put away everything in the restaurant

Ponyboy and Soda fw the ice cream and dessert table HEAVY. But Darry doesn't let them anywhere NEAR it if they haven't finished at least a little bit of their dinners first.

Also I mentioned it before but I'll mention it again, Pony eats his steak with ketchup. He loves getting fries with it too :D