#funny silmarillion

[melkors-big-tits]

@maironsgreatdepression sent me an ask about the

"COVER THEM UP SLUT" meme

..but Tumblr is being a bitch, so instead of answering normally, I'll do a lil' post about it!

I have actually done this meme before, but that was like a whole Year ago, but I thought that it'd be fun to do again and kinda compare what one year of obsessively drawing the dork lord does to ones skills, so let's jump right in 😘

This is the one year ago one and as you can see Melkors tits ain't as Glorious as they Should be and the hair's a mess, and I'm not yet 100% sure how to draw him so Melkor looks kinda --stiff.😬

But These two! (two so y'all can appreciate the shiny paint that sadly isn't visible in the first picture)

Whoo Boy have I grown as an artist! 🎉🎉

The perspective!👁️👁️

The background!✍️

The face!💖💖

THE TITS!!! 💖💖🍈🍈

Now THAT'S Melkor in his full chested Glory!! 😈😘💖💖💖

[my-deer-legolas]

[youmisguidedmartyr]

What if you were born during a WAR and your dad became a STAR and your mum became a BIRD and your people were KILLED and then you and your twin were KIDNAPPED and then your kidnappers either DIED or fucked off to the BEACH and then your twin chose a MORTAL LIFE and then you became a HERALD and then your King got given a really cool RING but there was ANOTHER WAR because SAURON WAS ACTUALLY the RING GUY and then your King DIES and then your cousin/wife gets ATTACKED and then she SAILS and then your Foster son falls in LOVE with your DAUGHTER and then there's ANOTHER FUCKING WAR because SAURON IS BACK and then your daughter also chooses a MORTAL fucking LIFE and then you just FUCK OFF TOO but your twin sons didn't make up their MINDS

[thetiredprometheus]

A chart by Maedhros Feanorion

[talibri]

Turn out if you make enough kids one might turn out looking exactly like their dad

No wonder Sauron had such beef with tyelpe tho

[pandarillion]

I never understood why Celebrimbor never found out that "his best friend" was the devil himself...!

I think you should not trust something that is too good to be true.. Suspicious (･_･三･_･)

Moral: don't trust a pretty face(?) .... (、._. )、

Sorry... I couldn't find out who made this beautiful fanart (╯•ω•╰) just in case I clarify that the image does not belong to me

[corsairspade]

Halenthir but none of the Finweans believe Haleth is real because they all assume Caranthir made up a spouse so he could leverage his marriage status for tax concessions. Caranthir is extremely mad about this. Haleth thinks it’s hilarious.

[artist-owl]

oh so when everyone else has a "beach era" it's a fun and funky time but when I, Maglor Fëanorion -

[sesamenom]

Gil-galad Variations, featuring all the gil galad theories i've encountered.

[ilaneya]

i got reminded that my maedhros has range 💅🏻✨

[gauntletgirlie]

Original from Reddit.

[silverstarsandhollowsouls]

in the silmarillion, fëanor once said to melkor, "get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of mandos!" and promptly shut the door in his face, and I think that's beautiful 💕

[elven-sisters]

I've always wondered if elven children are also annoying? 🤔 Gandalf with little Arwen ✨

[my-deer-legolas]

Too soon?

[thetiredprometheus]

Bonus:

OG Art by choistar

[mascula-sappho]

Maedhros: my father in law and I are respectful colleagues, working towards our mutual goals of defeating Morgoth and keeping our fractured people together.

Fingon: FUCK MY FATHER IN LAW!!! HE RUINED MY HUSBAND'S LIFE!!! I HOPE THAT MOTHERFUCKER ROTS IN MANDOS FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!!! HOW DARE HE THINK SILMARILS ARE WORTH MORE THAN MAEDHROS' LIFE??????? I'LL KILL HIM!!! WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!