#funny incorrect knb quotes

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*Seirin vs Rakuzan*

Kuroko: Akashi-kun this the grossest, most emotionally manipulatve, explotive thing I've ever seen in my life.

Akashi: Thank you!

[iwas-tooru]

inosuke: change is inedible zenitsu: uh, don't you mean inevitable? inosuke: *spits out coins* no i do not

zenitsu: tanjiro:

[carrot-felisidad]

AKASHI AND MIDORIMA SLEEPOVER (kuroko is there somewhere, somehow)

Akashi: Shintarou, I'm your bestfriend, right?

Kuroko: *starts recording this convo*

Midorima: Well, no, Takao is.

Akashi: You can't have your boyfriend as your bestfriend. And we're childhood bestfriends!

Midorima: He's not my boyfriend, he's my bestfriend. We're always together now.

Akashi: Fine, but if he breaks up with you, who are you gonna cry to?

Midorima: First, we're not going to break up because he's not my boyfriend, second, if we were, we would never break up.

Akashi: But to whom are you going to cry, though.

Midorima:...

Midorima: To you...

Akashi: See, I'm your bestfriend.

*BONUS*

Midorima: If you ever break up with Furihata Kouki, would you cry to me?

Akashi: No, because I would rather use that time to get him back.

Midorima: No that's...

Akashi: It's winners' mentality, Shintarou.

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

Kagami: Why are your tongues purple?

Murasakibara: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Tatsuya: I had a red one.

Kagami: oh

Kagami:

Kagami: OH

Tetsuya:

Tetsuya: …you kissed?

Murasakibara: What? No, we drank each other’s slushies

Tatsuya: And then we kissed

[evelhak]

Hello! I've attempted to organise the most relevant (and some funny) content here.

Also, I'm taking art requests and drabble requests.

KnB

AO3 fics

One shot: Extra/Last Game missing scene

One shot: Kuroko Tetsuya, Unabridged

One shot: Ripples (KagaKuro)

One shot: Inevitable World (KagaKuro)

One shot: Push and pull, back and forth (AoMomo)

Comic: Love Bumps/Kuroko's Fairytale (KagaKuro) Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Drabbles: Shiro, the Cat | Boy Meets Bees | When the Lights Go Out

fan art

fake chats

taiga chocolate

knb drinks

japanese munch time rush

knb and fandom being tone-deaf

Incorrect quotes: Kagami Aomine Kuroko Himuro Seirin

on writing fanfiction

SPOP

fan comics

barbie princess and the pauper au part 1 part 2

spop asks answered

comic commentary

my perfuma friend

bfs in my clothes part 1 part 2

catradora amv

catradora in the woods

misty date night

Sherlock Holmes

the abominable ace

scandal in bohemia

Original art

butterflies

distortion

the singer

the lakemaid

bed head

girlfriends chilling

a flutist

girl on a mountain

village boy

tired

christmas ballet

character sketches

the trio

flower fairy

dancing

My Books

For now my books are in Finnish but I talk about them here in English in the hopes of getting them translated one day!

Unitytöt (Dream girls) - a sapphic dream world fantasy

Kaapin nurkista (From the Corners of the Closet) - a heavily asexual and aromantic high school drama

Rummuttaja (Drummer) - a high fantasy about a mythical music school

Other

my first book deal

chronic illness comics

[sasaneki]

*Aomine's birthday*

Aomine, looking at himself in the mirror: Happy birthday, man. You're so strong and beautiful.

Kuroko: What is your problem, Aomine-kun?

[kurokolovesakashi]

Akashi: *holds Kuroko's hand*

Kuroko: ...please let go.

Akashi: Incredible, I seem to have lost all control of my hand.

Kuroko: Truly incredible, so have I *smacks him in the face*

[carriepaws]

So, I made this huge-ass typo..

I AM SO SORRY EVERYONE. But thanks for pointing it out and not being a bitch about it. Alsooo surprisingly, 41 people still reblogged it. Hahahaha. Damn, you guys are awesome ;*

I made this one funny mistake in the past, too. It was one of my early tododeku/kiribaku incorrect quotes. And it was pretty looong (cause I just made it up so I was shocked when it got a thousand notes, tysm guys btw). It was on queue but I felt the need to recheck. Thank God I did because I mistyped Midoriya’s name as Midorima (that tall carrot in Shuutoku, KNB fandom). Nah, don’t even imagine things. Just no. Lmao

Oh boy~ tough times. HAHA! But yeah, my apologies again. I’ll try to avoid future mistakes even tho-

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Izuki: I sort of did something, and I need your advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.

Hyuga: And you came to me?

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Kagami: Are you aware you have a demonic spirit?

Aomine: Are you aware in thursdays your mom sucks my dick?

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Moriyama: Is there a reason why girls don't wanna go out me?

Kasamatsu: You mean like, one reason that stands out over all the other reasons?

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Kotaro: So what's better a shank or a shiv?

Akashi: depends, for cutting or stabbing.

Reo: Does it matter?

Akashi: "Does it matter?" You're so funny.

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Kise: have a great day Midorimacchi

Midorima: Don't tell me What kind of day to have. Getting all presumptuos and rude.

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Takao: You're sick. You are a sick person.

Midorima: You're just now figuring that out?

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Kuroko: Akashi-kun and I are dating.

Aomine: Akashi? Seriously? Why you didn't choose something less lethal? Like a cobra.

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Midorima: what's wrong with you?

Akashi: Oh don't open that door.